502. Lord Sideways's Car and the Completely Unexpected Car Accident

Having finally made it through a long and arduous journey, the Silver Dragon Puppet quietly landed in a deserted spot on the coast of Wenzhou City.

After getting off the Silver Dragon Puppet, Song Shuhang felt his legs were a little weak—his Height Phobia had become more severe. If the maximum level of Height Phobia was level ten, then his Height Phobia was probably already at Eighth-Level.

Next time, Shuhang vowed to himself that he would never let Yu Jiaojiao come into contact with the Silver Dragon Puppet again.

He put away the Silver Dragon Puppet, then looked at the little monk, and at Li Yinzhu, who seemed a little sleepy. There were also two large water tanks containing the Sea Dragon Horse.

Song Shuhang, "This coast is quite a distance from White Whale Road. It looks like we'll need to find a car to get back."

"Need a car? Leave it to me!" Yu Jiaojiao said, patting her chest.

"Can you find the car?"

"No problem! This area is managed by one of my uncles, and we have people here too. Finding a car is easy," Yu Jiaojiao said.

The ocean is far more vast than the land.

The land was crowded with humans. Even Sixth-Grade True Lord could only occupy a small piece of land, or directly open up another dimension.

In the ocean, a Sixth-Grade True Lord can occupy a vast area. In addition to the main territory, he can also occupy many scattered sub-territories.

The sea area near Wenzhou City is occupied by one of True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord's sworn brothers.

Yu Jiaojiao took out her small, cute phone and dialed a number.

Soon, a deep laugh came from inside, "Is that Jiaojiao? Has the sun risen in the west today? You actually called your uncle on your own initiative?"

"Hehe, Uncle Big Horn, I'm in the waters off Wenzhou City right now. Do you have any subordinates here who could help me out?" Yu Jiaojiao said in a sweet voice.

"The sea area near Wenzhou City? No problem, just wait a moment, I'll locate your coordinates and send someone to find you in a bit," the Big Horn uncle said readily.

In less than ten minutes, the sea became turbulent.

Then, a crab with a body over three meters long crawled out of the sea and sideways towards Song Shuhang and the others.

This is a crab demon with a cultivation level of Third-Grade.

This crab demon had clearly had a miraculous encounter. After coming ashore, it rolled on the spot, and its shell split and reassembled like a Transformers transforming.

Soon, it transformed into a 'humanoid' crab monster, essentially a 'half-human' mode.

The hard armor protected its entire body completely, the two large pincers moved to the position of its arms, and the other small feet all moved to the bottom, transforming into two human feet.

Then, the crab demon moved sideways in front of Song Shuhang, raised its large pincers at Yu Jiaojiao, and said, "Jiaojiao, I am Lord Sideways, ordered by Lord Big Horn to come at full speed. What are your orders, Jiaojiao?"

Yu Jiaojiao blinked her small eyes and said, "We need a car."

"A car?" The crab spirit nodded. "I understand. I happen to collect human cars too. Speaking of which, I especially love cars, and this year's Hand Tractor Race was truly spectacular. By the way, congratulations to True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord for winning the championship!"

After saying that, the crab spirit walked sideways towards a warehouse on the shore. "Please follow me, Jiaojiao and everyone else. I'll take you to the garage. I don't have many cars, but every single one of them is quite nice."

"Done," Yu Jiaojiao.

Song Shuhang, carrying two large water tanks, followed the crab spirit towards the garage. Seriously... even in human form, the crab spirit still walks sideways, right?

He truly lives up to his nickname "The Lord Sideways," Tyrant, forging his own path and leaving others with nowhere to go. He's incredibly cool.

The Lord Sideways Demon was exceptionally honest; he didn't have many cars in his collection, only seven in total, but each one was a masterpiece.

And they all have one thing in common: they are relatively large in size.

This is because the Lord Sideways transformed into a human form, reaching a height of over two meters.

"Miss Jiaojiao, please choose any car you like here." This is a Jiaojiao Lord Sideways.

Song Shuhang, "Every single one is quite good, and each one can fit two water tanks. Just pick one."

Yu Jiaojiao nodded in agreement.

Just as Shuhang and the others were talking, the little monk suddenly spotted a car that looked different from the others.

The car was covered by a huge curtain.

Out of childlike instinct, the young monk ran over quickly and yanked the curtain back.

"So handsome!" His eyes lit up.

Even a young monk who knows nothing about cars can tell that this covered car is in a completely different class from the seven bulky vehicles.

This large, all-black vehicle bears a resemblance in appearance to Batman's vehicle from a movie called "Batman" from a few years ago.

However, the interior space has been redesigned to be larger, and the car's size has also increased. Especially the four wheels, each of which is 1.5 meters high, making it particularly imposing.

"This is the one!" Yu Jiaojiao's eyes lit up.

Before Lord Sideways could react, Yu Jiaojiao had already jumped off Song Shuhang's shoulder, and her size increased dramatically upon landing, reaching a height of 1.7 meters.

She then nimbly slipped into the driver's seat.

On the Batmobile (modified), the electronic car key is placed next to the driver's seat.

Yu Jiaojiao pressed the car key and started the car.

Boom boom boom boom~~

The engine roared to life, and the sound was incredibly powerful; this was a truly 'wild' vehicle.

Song Shuhang put down the two water tanks, patted the sleepy Li Yinzhu, and told her to stay where she was and watch the tanks.

Then Shuhang walked up to the Batmobile and looked at its huge tires and wild body.

Honestly, any man would fall in love with this car.

But this car isn't allowed on the road, is it?

Moreover, this car appears to be the prized possession of that 'Lord Sideways,' and a gentleman does not take what others cherish.

Song Shuhang was about to try and persuade Yu Jiaojiao to choose another car first. If she really liked this car, she could just pay this 'Lord Sideways' to get her a similar one.

"Let me drive it and see how powerful it is," Yu Jiaojiao's voice came from inside the car.

Just then, the arrogant Lord Sideways in the distance shouted, "Jiaojiao Jiao Jiao, be careful! This car is one I modified; it's my personal ride!"

"Don't worry, I don't want your car. Let me test drive it first. If I'm satisfied with the power, I'll pay you five times the price, enough for you to modify five more of these cars! And then modify one for me too!" Yu Jiaojiao shouted, releasing the handbrake as she spoke.

"Jiaojiao, that's not what I meant. The modifications didn't cost much. What I meant was the way this car is controlled... uh, too late." Lord Sideways covered his face.

Yu Jiaojiao gripped the steering wheel and floored the accelerator—suddenly, the Batmobile's four wheels came to rest sideways.

With a 'boom,' it moved sideways and disappeared.

Standing beside the car, admiring it with a look of amazement, Song Shuhang suddenly felt a darkness engulf his vision.

The massive black Batmobile charged sideways towards us.

Completely unprepared!

Song Shuhang was hit head-on by the heavy vehicle... no, it was hit from the side.

He was then thrown by the force of the car, flying ten meters before crashing into the warehouse wall.

What happened? What just happened in that split second?

Song Shuhang was completely dumbfounded.

Even if Yu Jiaojiao is Lady Driver, why did she drive the car sideways towards him?

Is this what makes Lady Driver so terrifying—completely disregarding the Law physics and dynamics?

It wasn't until Song Shuhang's body slid down the wall that he realized the reason—this Batmobile was a modified version of the 'Lord Sideways'.

This car belongs to the Sideways Rampage Series.

After figuring out the reason, Song Shuhang burst into tears.

[What car moves sideways?]

Even if you're a crab spirit, even if you naturally move sideways, is it necessary to modify a car to drive sideways?

Furthermore, even if the car was moving sideways, why didn't it move to the right instead of veering to the left of where he was standing? To hit him in the face?

In conclusion

"What a misfortune..." Song Shuhang sighed.

Fortunately, the moment the heavy vehicle hit Shuhang, his internal energy automatically circulated and protected him. Although he appeared to have been thrown more than ten meters, he was not injured except for some pain from the impact.

Fortunately, Yu Jiaojiao stepped on the brakes in time at the critical moment, preventing a secondary impact.

After activating the 'Healing Spell' on the Ancient Copper Ring, Song Shuhang stretched his limbs and found himself completely unharmed.

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Finally, Song Shuhang and the others chose a commercial vehicle with a large trunk and placed the two water tanks inside. The two 'Sea Dragon Horse' inside the water tanks had transformed into Tong Hai, about the size of a palm, thanks to the spirit beasts' own Form Mimicry abilities.

After bringing them home, you can keep them as 'ornamental fish' for the time being. At the same time, you should also talk to Mom Song and ask her not to kill these two Sea Dragon Horses... After all, there's the precedent of Onion Lady's mistake.

This time, Song Shuhang himself took on the role of driver.

Yu Jiaojiao leaned over the passenger seat and sincerely apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

"I can't blame you. Nobody expected that all the Lord Sideways drivers would be reckless." Song Shuhang sighed, accepting his bad luck.

"Yes, next time I'll definitely not touch a Lord Sideways car without asking first," Yu Jiaojiao.

But seriously, that car is really cool!

After navigating the congested highway where classes were being held, Song Shuhang finally made it back to White Whale Road.

Before he got home, Song Shuhang called home to tell his parents.

"Young man, you're finally back!" said Mom Song. "The guests have been waiting for you at home for ages."

"Guest? Who is it?" Song Shuhang asked, puzzled.

He hasn't even gone home yet, and guests are already here?

"A little girl named Flowing Firefly is really pretty. Between this one and that Soft Feather from last time, which one is your boyfriend?" Mom Song asked in a low voice.

Flowing Firefly?

Wait, isn't this the Fairy Flowing Firefly who's supposed to send him to space?