Not Good, Shuhang's Going to Explode!
The young monk stepped forward, staring intently into the pit bull's eyes. "Shut up! You stupid dog! If you keep barking... this humble monk will unleash the Vajra's Wrath!"
Unfortunately, dogs don't understand human speech, so the big dog barked even more merrily. "Woof woof woof woof." Its expression also became more ferocious.
Professor Smith frantically pulled on the dog's leash, fearing the silly dog would run off and bite the children. At the same time, the professor was about to speak to Song Shuhang and tell him to take the two children away.
But before the professor could speak, the little monk took a deep breath and roared at the pit bull, "Woof woof woof woof!"
"Woof woof woof woof!" the pit bull retorted defiantly.
The little monk coldly barked, "Woof! Woof! Woof!" As he barked, he forcefully stuffed the entire ice cream into his mouth; he was getting serious.
The pit bull barked earnestly, "Woof woof woof woof!" If it weren't for its owner, that seemingly skinny old Britain man who possessed brute strength, it would have pounced on the little monk and bitten him long ago.
A murderous glint appeared in the young monk's eyes.
Then, he used the [Eye Aperture Talent and roared, "Woof!"
The pit bull wanted to retaliate with another bark, but suddenly, it saw a terrifying scene.
That was a very cruel scene.
A hundred large cats of various colors surrounded it—if they were just ordinary large cats, even if two hundred more came, the pit bull wouldn't be worried.
But these cats are a bit too big—that creature, over two meters long, meowing like a tiger, is it really a cat?
And what's further ahead? A huge pot filled with fragrant seasonings, and then there are pit bulls, each looking exactly like him, being skinned and thrown into the pot.
That wicked dog meat hot pot!
Just then, the big cats pounced on us like wolves and tigers—they were truly like wolves and tigers, each one as big as a tiger.
How terrifying.
The pit bull's eyes were about to go blind; in fact, its body began to tremble slightly as it watched one pit bull after another being thrown into the hot pot.
This is hell!
Professor Smith observed that the pit bull in his hands, which had been incredibly fierce and menacing, had suddenly frozen in place.
"Woof woof woof." The pit bull, which was known as a fierce dog, whimpered twice and then curled up as if it had been kicked in the groin. It lay there on the ground, trembling.
[What? What happened? Did I miss something?] The professor felt his mind go blank; why had his fierce dog suddenly become so subdued?
Or, like this little monk, when encountering a fierce dog, the only secret to subduing it is to bark wildly at it?
How about we find a fierce dog ourselves and try it next time?
Uh, I think I'd better not. What if I don't intimidate the dog and end up getting bitten instead? That would be bad luck.
"Sorry, Professor Smith, the children are just being silly. Haha~~ Well, Professor, please continue your walk, I'll take the two little ones home first." Song Shuhang said apologetically. Then, he remembered something else. "By the way, Professor, if you have time later... could you take me to see how a film crew shoots a movie?"
He's also preparing to make a movie, so at least let him understand how a film crew makes a movie, so he has some idea of what's going on.
"No problem, I'll let my old friend know in advance. When he arrives at Ox Summit Mountain for filming, you can just come directly Ox Summit Mountain," Professor Smith laughed. "But please be careful not to disturb the filming."
"No problem, thank you, Professor!" Song Shuhang said gratefully.
The two said goodbye.
Song Shuhang led Li Yinzhu and the little monk away.
However, Professor Smith's walk plan was ruined... His fierce mixed-breed pit bull was still lying on the ground trembling, even though the little monk and Song Shuhang had walked very, very far away.
Professor Smith stroked his chin. "Even fierce dogs are completely unreliable. Wouldn't it be better to get a strong Pekingese? It's cute and powerful."
Hmm, I'll definitely change it when I get back this time. Oh~ cute Little Pekingese ~~
Professor Smith pulled hard on the reins, half-dragging and half-pulling the mixed-breed pit bull away—after all, a female student had brought him some strange medicine after he was bitten by a dog last time.
To Professor Smith's own surprise, he happily swallowed the 'medicine' the female student gave him, without any fear of poisoning.
I don't know if it's just my imagination, but ever since he took that medicine... his physical abilities have become exceptionally strong.
When he bought the German Shepherd, he felt his strength had increased significantly, which is why he chose such a large breed. This time, he seemed to be pulling the Pit Bull with ease.
However, what bothered him was that he never saw that female student again.
"Forget it, I won't think about it anymore. I'll just contact Pet Home and order a powerful Pekingese," Professor Smith muttered.
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On July 26th, Song Shuhang spent the entire day taking his two children wandering around the city.
In the afternoon, I accompanied Mom Song to visit several relatives to offer our support.
As evening approached... Song Shuhang felt waves of drowsiness washing over him.
Although today was quite leisurely, I still feel very tired.
After shopping all day, I'm feeling a bit exhausted.
Sure enough, tomorrow I'll take the little monk and Li Yinzhu to a bookstore to hang out in. If we can spend the whole afternoon browsing books, we won't get tired! Song Shuhang thought to himself.
Late at night, Song Shuhang and his family were asleep.
There were enough empty rooms in his house; the little monk and Li Yinzhu each had their own room.
Only Yu Jiaojiao stayed with Song Shuhang. After all, it was impossible to arrange a room for Yu Jiaojiao, haha.
That night, Song Shuhang had another dream.
It's not 'Dream Entry'.
Although my talent for 'Dream Entry' has been coming on unexpectedly lately... it's not something I need to Dream Entry every day.
Song Shuhang only had a dream about eating.
Perhaps it was because he had used up too much energy during the day. Even though he ate two bowls of rice and felt quite full, in the middle of the night, Song Shuhang's powerful digestive system kicked in at full speed, instantly converting everything he had eaten into energy.
There's no way around it, the mastered version of the <Whale Swallowing Technique> is just that cool.
The <Whale Swallowing Technique> is a miraculous skill that greatly enhances the digestive abilities of teeth and stomach. The person who invented it is undoubtedly a genius in the Cultivator World! It can even digest Spirit Beast Crystal without leaving a trace, let alone mere Spirit Rice and ordinary people's food.
Almost immediately after Song Shuhang lay down on the bed, his stomach and intestines, strengthened by the <Whale Swallowing Technique>, began to take effect.
"So hungry, so hungry."
This thought began to fill Song Shuhang's mind.
As everyone knows, dreams can sometimes transform into something that satisfies the dreamer due to people's strong 'desire'.
For example, when someone feels an intense urge to urinate while sleeping, they will most likely dream about going to the toilet. What's even more frightening is that when they dream about going to the toilet... once they start urinating, the urge seems endless, as if they're going to urinate forever, like the end of the world. And the more they urinate, the stronger the urge becomes. This kind of "non-stop urination" dream is also the culprit behind many children's bedwetting.
Similarly, when a person is hungry, they will dream of eating, and of all kinds of delicious food.
Even the most dreamlike delicacies will appear: big fish, big meat, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, and Immortal Delicacies. Everything imaginable and unimaginable will appear.
It's the same principle as constantly urinating... People in dreams can never experience the possibility of being 'full'.
There were all sorts of delicious foods, but I still couldn't get enough to eat.
The more I ate, the hungrier I felt.
Song Shuhang was in that situation at that moment.
Whole roasted lamb, tender beef ribs, a whole pot of Spirit Rice, fist-sized shrimp, a hundred kinds of China delicacies. All sorts of ingredients, some of which are even foods only found in legends and fantasies.
He ate and ate frantically, but he didn't feel full at all; instead, he felt hungrier and hungrier. Song Shuhang felt like his stomach acid was about to melt away.
It's so painful. Please give me something to eat, anything, even just plain black bread.
As he was thinking this, Song Shuhang realized that there was indeed something extra in his mouth—his hand must have unconsciously reached into something edible and put it in his mouth.
It's a very hard thing; it's a bit tough to bite.
No problem, even the hardest things can be chewed up and digested by the <Whale Swallowing Technique>.
Activate the <Whale Swallowing Technique>!
I'll crush it. Whatever it is, once it's in my mouth, does it think it can escape?
Foolish creature, crush it under my steel teeth!
Crunch—The thing was chewed up.
"It tastes a bit like mutton, it's quite delicious," Song Shuhang thought to himself.
Guh~~
He swallowed the hard, mutton-flavored object.
It's a great food. When I swallowed it, my stomach felt instantly filled with energy and I felt completely satisfied. I was no longer hungry.
The dream of a Manchu Han Imperial Feast has vanished completely.
How wonderful!
Sometimes, when you're starving, a piece of black bread is happiness.
Humans are sometimes such easily satisfied creatures.
But... for some reason, after swallowing this mutton-flavored thing, Shuhang felt something was off.
There was a feeling of fullness in my Dantian... I couldn't take it anymore, it was getting fuller and fuller.
Then, this feeling of fullness spread from the Dantian throughout the whole body.
I feel like my whole body is about to explode.
[Wrong!]
Song Shuhang suddenly realized a terrifying possibility.
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