The Ding! Congratulations, You Have Obtained a Damaged Home Appliance Set

"Is it Fortune?" the White Jade Lion Four Cultivations subconsciously. Without special cultivation talent and having missed the golden age of cultivation, to be able to level up so quickly despite such a difficult start must require immense Fortune.

In addition, there was a Venerable White with extraordinary Fortune in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', so the Four Cultivations immediately thought in this direction.

"Perhaps," Venerable Seven Cultivations chuckled.

He's been online less frequently lately, but even so, the chat logs in the "Nine Provinces Number One Group" show that Song Shuhang has integrated into the Nine Provinces Number One Group in a very short time and gained the recognition of most of the fellow Daoists. This is not just a matter of Fortune.

No pain, no gain. Song Shuhang's recognition from his fellow Daoists naturally came from corresponding hard work and dedication.

"Moreover, even Fellow Daoist Bai takes good care of this young friend," Venerable Seven Cultivations added.

The Fortune surrounding Venerable White has reached an uncanny level, and his unconscious tendency to take care of Song Shuhang is quite intriguing.

On the other side.

After being swatted away by the giants several times, Song Shuhang gradually adapted to the triple gravity and mastered the skills to fight the giants.

The giants manifested by the Venerable Seven Cultivations were enormous and incredibly powerful, but correspondingly rather clumsy.

After adapting to gravity, Song Shuhang made the most of his "Gentleman Travels Ten Thousand Miles" advantage—and finally, with the help of the sharpness of the Overlord Shatter Saber, Ba Sui, he defeated a five-meter giant.

"The first one," Song Shuhang murmured.

During the battle, his physical condition continuously improved.

After all, how can daily Body Tempering training compare to the improvement in physique during combat?

In addition, the abundance of mysterious substances and energy in this place makes it the most suitable place for Body Tempering and enhancing physical fitness.

In addition, Song Shuhang discovered an Easter egg left by the Venerable Seven Cultivations —the <Lightning Fist> that the giants occasionally use when attacking.

This should be a Second-Grade fist technique; judging from the name, it feels like a cultivation technique on par with the 'Flame Blade'.

The giants couldn't use their true energy; their punches were just stances without any accompanying lightning damage. This, however, gave Song Shuhang the opportunity to learn the <Lightning Fist> stance.

Of course, just learning the boxing stances isn't enough; you also need the accompanying boxing techniques and instructions.

Could it be that the Venerable Seven Cultivations has also hidden the incantation for the Lightning Fist somewhere? Song Shuhang wondered to himself.

Venerable Seven Cultivations chuckled and said, "It seems that young friend Shuhang has discovered my arrangement."

Then he looked at Four Cultivations and asked, "Have you found that 'person'?"

These days, the Four Cultivations of the White Jade Lion have been searching for a 'person' in the surrounding area—a 'mysterious cultivator' from the Cultivation World. Until they find him, they cannot mention his name.

Otherwise, within that person's sensing range, the moment they hear someone mention his name, he will instantly flee thousands of miles away, disappearing without a trace.

Four Cultivations rolled his eyes and said, "Finding that 'person' isn't that easy. If he doesn't want to, almost no one can find him... But there are some clues. Recently, haven't many Fourth-Grade and Fifth-Grade cultivators been chasing a magic weapon called the 'Soul-Eating Demon Gourd'?"

The Venerable Seven Cultivations nodded and asked, "Is it related to this gourd?"

"There's a trace of that person's aura clinging to that gourd. In other words, that 'Soul-Eating Demon Gourd' may have had close contact with that person," Four Cultivations said, licking his paws.

"What is the origin of that Soul-Eating Demon Gourd?" Venerable Seven Cultivations asked.

"This question... you might have to ask this young friend Song Shuhang. Yesterday, that Crimson-Haired Spirit Emperor came to you because of the clue about the 'Soul-Eating Demon Gourd'." The White Jade Lion stretched out its paw and pointed at Song Shuhang.

The Venerable Seven Cultivations, with his hands behind his back, laughed, "So, the search for 'that person' is also related to young friend Song Shuhang?"

There are indeed some very interesting things about my young friend Song Shuhang.

Just as the Venerable Seven Cultivations and the Four Cultivations White Jade Lion were chatting, the battle situation below changed again.

Song Shuhang has failed miserably.

He took one wrong step and ended up surrounded by giants.

Then several punches came crashing down, slamming Song Shuhang into the ground.

At the critical moment, a golden shield appeared on Song Shuhang's body, blocking the remaining attacks.

This golden shield was left on Song Shuhang by the Venerable Seven Cultivations.

When this shield appears, it means that Song Shuhang has 'died' once.

Song Shuhang looked dejected.

After a ten-minute break, Song Shuhang entered 'make-up exam' mode.

The damaged parts of the Ancient City were restored, and the giants killed by Song Shuhang were also replaced.

One hundred giants were rearranged outside the Ancient City.

The makeup exam has begun.

Failing means entering a vicious cycle of retaking exams.

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On the other side, in space near the moon.

While Song Shuhang was entangled with a hundred giants, many things were happening in the nearby space.

For example, the cultivators who were originally chasing the Soul-Eating Demon Gourd suddenly discovered that there was more than one magical 'sword light'!

As they chased after it, the Soul-Eating Demon Gourd light in front of them suddenly split into two... Many cultivators were stunned, not knowing which sword light to follow.

Moreover, news often came from other cultivators in the vicinity that they had seen powerful sword lights traveling through space.

This morning, a team of cultivators finally managed to intercept a beam of sword light.

After these cultivators joined forces to seal the sword energy on the sword light, they were overjoyed and wanted to retrieve the treasures from the sword light and divide them equally, but they were quickly dumbfounded.

What the hell is this?

The sword light carried neither a magical artifact nor Soul-Eating Demon Gourd, but a large-screen color television. It also prominently displayed the words "Made in China."

We worked ourselves to the bone, even sacrificing precious sealing Talisman Treasure, only to get a large-screen color TV in the end?

"And the TV is broken too." Tears immediately streamed down the face of one of the Fourth-Grade Cultivator in the group. To capture this sword light, he had used a sealing Talisman Treasure worth 16 Grade-Five Spirit Stones. Now, he had lost everything!

Looking at the broken color TV, the team of cultivators who had joined forces felt as if they had a mouthful of blood stuck in their throats, and they had to spit it out.

They finally focused their hopes on the sword light itself—a very powerful sword light, perhaps it was a very powerful 'flying sword'? Selling the flying sword might make up for their losses.

But the next moment, the blood that had been gushing from the throats of the cultivators finally burst forth, spraying out in a satisfying, unrestrained manner.

The sword light itself... was actually just a wooden sword, the kind that was casually carved.

It's such a terrible scam!

Like a domino effect, after the first sword light was captured, several more sword lights were captured by the cultivators working together.

Then, the cultivators, who had joined forces, eagerly unleashed their sword light and gazed upon the treasure enveloped in it.

Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained a damaged microwave oven. "Pfft~~~" The second team of cultivators coughed up blood.

Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained a set of two items: a refrigerator after an explosion and a humidifier after an explosion. "Pfft~~" The third team of cultivators coughed up blood.

Ding! Congratulations! You have obtained a damaged color TV, an exploded air conditioner, refrigerator fragments, and a damaged induction cooker set. "Pfft~~~" The fourth team of cultivators vomited blood.

Today, people on Earth may witness the rare spectacle of a 'blood moon'.

Time passed.

3 PM.

A group of monks gathered on the moon.

A large group of dazed cultivators gathered here, their faces displaying the same expression of 'utter despair'.

"More people are back. Judging from their expressions, they've also successfully captured the sword light."

"I wonder what they got?"

"I heard that the group of cultivators who returned from above received a color TV and a refrigerator. Now, one of the young cultivators is still upset about it. He brought the color TV back, took it apart to study it, and is convinced that there must be treasure hidden inside."

"It's not just this young cultivator; I've heard that many fellow cultivators have also brought back air conditioners, refrigerators, and microwave ovens."

"Losing everything, I'd be devastated too."

"I bet they were so angry they wanted to curse him out."

Just then, another group of cultivators arrived, their eyes equally vacant, their expressions equally lifeless.

Among the group, there was only one long-haired monk with a gritted-teeth expression.

After entering the settlement, the long-haired cultivator bowed to the crowd and inquired, "Fellow Daoist, does anyone know where on the moon there are female dog demons?"

"Huh? Did you find something, young man?" a cultivator from the gathering place immediately asked curiously. Could it be that you obtained some treasure that only dog demons could use?

"Hehe." The young cultivator chuckled nonchalantly, giving a thumbs-up. "I'm definitely going to give that dog a good beating today."

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The next day.

Monday, July 29th. Today's Daoist name: Vajra Gentleman Saber.

Yesterday, Song Shuhang was tortured by a hundred giants in the basement under three times gravity for a whole day, until dawn. Later, Chu Chu and Li Yinzhu were also brought by the servants of the Venerable Seven Cultivations to watch the scene of Song Shuhang vs. a hundred giants.

This morning, Song Shuhang felt physically and mentally exhausted when he got up.

On the path of cultivation, it is essential to balance work and rest. Therefore, Venerable Seven Cultivations advised Song Shuhang to go out for a stroll. Since they had come to the moon, there happened to be a gathering place for cultivators next to the Venerable's cave, which contained a small market.

So, Song Shuhang took Li Yinzhu, Chu Chu, and Yu Jiaojiao on the Venerable Seven Cultivations's Immortal Ark to visit the cultivators' gathering place and see what was available at the market.

Of course, it's best to just look; Song Shuhang, a penniless pauper, doesn't have Spirit Stone to buy anything.

After disembarking from the Immortal Ark.

When Song Shuhang and his group arrived at the entrance of the gathering place, Song Shuhang saw a large pile of household appliances near the entrance.

Microwave ovens, refrigerators, color TVs, induction cookers...