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Chapter 535

Melting, my body is melting~

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[Six thousand words, two chapters combined into one; these are the two missing chapters from yesterday.]

Six Cultivations's long, golden hair moved without wind. Staring at the raging flames, she was speechless. "Four Cultivations, you really burned it... I was just joking with my friend Shuhang!"

Although Six Cultivations strength was limited, she still possessed the power of True Lord. Even without X-ray vision, she could sense at a glance that there was no life force in Onion Lady's swollen belly.

The White Jade Lion, Four Cultivations, stiffened for a moment, then turned around and chuckled dryly, saying, "Well, Six Cultivations, I was just joking, you believe me?"

You'd be a fool to believe that! The way you're so serious about tending the fire doesn't look like you're joking at all.

Just then, a 'ding-dong' sound came from Six Cultivations's pocket.

She took out her phone, swiped the screen, and saw a notification that her chat account had been logged in on another device.

"Huh, who logged into 'Seven Cultivations' account?" Six Cultivations asked. -- Hmm, Six Cultivations usually used Venerable Seven Cultivations' account when logging into the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' to read gossip and news.

It looks like the Seven Cultivations have gone online?

It's rare that this guy actually has time to go online.

So, Six Cultivations tried again on his phone, logging in with a different account. It was an account called 'Phoenix Saber Jasmine', hidden in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, and almost never showed up.

I don't use this account often because I don't have many friends on it, and it's not as fun as the account of Venerable Seven Cultivations Six Cultivations.

When Six Cultivations logged into the 'Phoenix Saber Jasmine' account and entered the Nine Provinces Number One Group, he saw a photo suddenly refreshed in the group.

It was posted by Venerable Seven Cultivations.

The photo shows a dark stone chamber containing a dazzling Golden Coffin.

This scene looks familiar.

Golden Coffin lay a young man, looking utterly bewildered. On top of him lay a cute girl with green pigtails, creating an ambiguous scene.

Then, the focus of the photo shifts to the... lower abdomen of that cute girl with pigtails.

That slightly protruding belly is something that's hard to ignore.

"Hey, who sent this?" Six Cultivations exclaimed.

She didn't post it; she was just logged out of her account!

"It wasn't me. I didn't even have a phone in my hand." The White Jade Lion Four Cultivations its paws to show its innocence.

"Seven Cultivations himself wouldn't do such a pointless thing; he's very meticulous," Six Cultivations added.

So who did it?

It wouldn't be the Five Cultivations. Once the Five Cultivations successfully Tribulation Transcendence, he lost the Dao Artifact 'Nine-Rebirth Phoenix Saber' as a transfer mechanism, and the connection between him and the Four Cultivations, Six Cultivations, and Seven Cultivations of cultivation became very weak.

So who did it?

For Song Shuhang, who was Golden Coffin, it didn't matter who did it anymore!

After the account of Venerable Seven Cultivations posted this photo to the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', many lurking seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group were immediately drawn out.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Holy crap!"

Yang Xian of the Heavenly Mansion Artifact Sect: "Wait a minute, isn't this young man in the photo my friend Shuhang?"

Tiantian Island Lord: "That's right, it's undoubtedly Fellow Daoist with 'Seven Daoist Names'!"

Vice Island Master Tian Tian: "Who is that little girl above him?"

Among the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, no one has ever seen Onion Lady in human form.

However, one of the seniors guessed her identity as soon as he saw the woman with green pigtails in the photo.

This senior is none other than 'Young Master Phoenix Slayer Stud Demon, he got some information from the Stud Demon — Song Shuhang had a female demon named' Onion Lady ', who should be quite beautiful, which made the Stud Demon travel thousands of miles to have his way with her.

So, Young Master Phoenix Slayer quickly replied, "Could this be the Onion Spirit that young friend Song Shuhang keeps?"

"So that's a demonic pet? I didn't expect young friend Shuhang to be this kind of person, actually getting his demonic pet pregnant." Fairy Lychee replied, "But do Onion Spirit get pregnant this quickly?"

"Because it's Onion Spirit, its growth cycle is fast... Anyway, well done, Shuhang! The child born from a human and Onion Demon should be a very interesting child. Will it be a human with hair covered in giant onions?" commented an ID named 'Copper Trigram on the Sickbed'.

"Or perhaps a green onion with hands and feet?" commented the user 'Iron Trigram on the Hospital Bed'.

At this moment, Mad Saber Three Waves excitedly said, "Fellow Daoists, shall we discuss what to name Shuhang's child?"

The Nine Provinces Number One Group chat suddenly became lively.

The account of Venerable Seven Cultivations, which ignited this topic, simply disappeared without a trace, concealing its merits and fame.

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Six Cultivations's eye twitched; it seemed he had gone too far.

The young friend Shuhang Golden Coffin remained unresponsive, silent and no longer patting the Golden Coffin.

Even when fellow Daoists in the Nine Provinces Number One Group were discussing the name of his 'future child' so enthusiastically, he didn't utter a single word.

It's been ruined?

Six Cultivations carefully opened a corner of the Golden Coffin — the Golden Coffin was burning hot to the touch, but Six Cultivations felt no temperature at all.

After opening the Golden Coffin slightly, they saw Song Shuhang inside frantically tapping on his phone.

"It's over, it's over, my life is completely over," he muttered, but his phone screen was black—it was out of battery.

At the crucial moment, his phone ran out of battery.

At this point, it should have been the turn of the 'Charging Technique' to appear, but no matter how low-level the Charging Technique is, it is still a Daoist technique.

It is a Daoist art, and to perform it, one needs 'spiritual power' to guide it.

As for Song Shuhang, not only was his Qi Sea Dantian about to explode, but his mental energy was also too strong, causing a stinging pain between his eyebrows.

In this state, he is completely unable to charge his phone.

This is why Song Shuhang remained silent while the seniors in the group were discussing it enthusiastically.

Just before his phone ran out of battery, he saw the picture posted by 'Venerable Seven Cultivations', as well as the scene of the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group enthusiastically commenting on the photo.

At that moment, Song Shuhang quickly activated the voice chat function, wanting to speak up and explain the misunderstanding among his seniors.

But... he had just opened the voice chat window and hadn't even had a chance to speak when his phone suddenly beeped, followed by a pleasant shutdown music – it was out of battery.

Song Shuhang was completely dumbfounded.

He could imagine how far the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group would go with their imaginations during the time he was unable to log on!

Perhaps before long, he will be known by strange nicknames such as 'the maniac who sleeps with onions', 'the man who doesn't even spare his magical pets', and 'the man whose father is a half-demon'.

"It's over, it's over," Song Shuhang kept saying.

On the other side, at the end of the Golden Coffin, Onion Lady huddled in a ball, her little hands touching her belly in disbelief. Her [life color] seemed to have turned gray, and no one knew what she was thinking.

Six Cultivations immediately tried to close the Golden Coffin. But at that moment, Song Shuhang raised his head and met her gaze.

What a look of utter despair it was!

"I didn't post that photo," Six Cultivations immediately said.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Six Cultivations quickly changed the subject. "Hey, Shuhang, wanna use a Charging Technique? It's free."

As she spoke, she reached out her finger and gently tapped Song Shuhang's phone.

Smack

A flash of electric light appeared, and Song Shuhang kept pressing the power button, so the phone started up.

Song Shuhang's attention was successfully diverted to his phone.

Because once his phone has a charge again, he can explain the misunderstanding to the senior members in the group!

"By the way, Senior Six Cultivations, I don't know if it's just my imagination, but I feel a little... hot?" Song Shuhang looked at Six Cultivations again and asked.

Six Cultivations looked down at the area beneath the Golden Coffin, where the sacred Sacred Flame was still burning fiercely.

Then, the blond Six Cultivations turned around and kicked Four Cultivations hard...

"Ahhh!" Four Cultivations screamed as he was kicked away, his entire body wedged into the wall.

"Don't worry about it, it's just the work of that idiot Four Cultivations. I'll restore the temperature soon." Six Cultivations said, secretly pressing down with his hand, and the burning 'Sacred Flame' was extinguished.

Ding-dong-dong~~ A startup music started playing.

Song Shuhang's phone restarted.

He swiftly reached out and activated the Nine Provinces Number One Group; in that instant, his movement reached supersonic speed.

At this moment... the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group were already discussing what should be called Song Shuhang's 'grandson'.

Holy crap, in just a few minutes, where has the conversation gone?

Then, Song Shuhang scrolled through the chat history and quickly saw that Fairy Lychee had used the 'drawing board function' to draw a picture of a person with a long head and green hair, and green onions with hands and feet... This was what she imagined Song Shuhang's son or daughter would look like.

No, we can't let these seniors' wild imaginations run wild any longer; we have to explain immediately.

Song Shuhang quickly pulled up the chat window and turned on the voice function again.

Just then, the Medicine Master suddenly sent a private message: "Hey, hahaha~~ Shuhang, I didn't know you and that Onion Spirit had this kind of relationship. Hahaha, well, I don't need the scallion tips, just do me a favor next time and it'll be on the price of this bath formula. But as expected of Onion Spirit, your pregnancy cycle is really fast. Best wishes, Shuhang."

After reading the message, Song Shuhang's head tilted to the side, and his entire body turned gray.

I have a feeling that if I were to step forward and explain at this point, it would only make things worse.

That's it, my life is completely over.

"Young friend Shuhang." Six Cultivations reached out and nudged him.

Song Shuhang: "It's over, it's over, it's over..."

Six Cultivations felt that Song Shuhang should be left alone to have some peace and quiet. So, Six Cultivations carefully closed the Golden Coffin.

However, at this moment, she saw the 'medicinal bath formula' for improving physical fitness in the Medicine Master's chat history on Song Shuhang's phone.

"Is this a formula recently developed by the Medicine Master? It's a very economical formula, but unfortunately it only works on low-level cultivators."

Hmm, this is a pretty good 'topic' for changing the subject!

So Six Cultivations, "Young friend Shuhang, do you need the medicinal herbs listed in this bath recipe?"

Song Shuhang raised his head and nodded stiffly. "Yes."

"Perfect timing. I have some stock of the medicinal herbs needed for these medicinal baths. I'll sell them to you at cost price. One medicinal bath requires seven Third-Grade Spirit Stone Spirit Stone. How about it?" Six Cultivations calculated for a moment and replied.

"Okay." Song Shuhang reached into his pocket and took out a Fourth-Grade Spirit Stone.

Six Cultivations accepted the Fourth-Grade Spirit Stone and gave Shuhang three Third-Grade Spirit Stones.

After receiving the Third-Grade Spirit Stone, Shuhang casually opened Inch-Shrinking Bag and tossed them into it.

Then, he continued to stare blankly at his phone.

Three minutes later, Six Cultivations returned and opened the Golden Coffin.

Then, she poured a large basin of medicinal herbs into the Golden Coffin —was she planning to use the Golden Coffin as a bathtub for Song Shuhang's medicinal bath?

After Six Cultivations pouring out the medicinal herbs, he said to Shuhang, "Overlord Blade Song One Yi, why don't you hand over any extra things you have on you for safekeeping?"

While Song Shuhang was still deep in thought, his body instinctively handed over his Inch-Shrinking Bag and gave Six Cultivations his cell phone and other items.

After Six Cultivations took the items, he glanced at Onion Lady was huddled in a corner of the Golden Coffin.

She had originally intended to capture the Onion Demon as well. But after thinking about it, she realized that letting the Onion Demon go was a decision for its master, Song Shuhang, so why should she meddle? Perhaps this was a stroke of good fortune for the Onion Demon, allowing it to improve its physique.

Moreover, while taking a bath with its master, it might be possible to cultivate some goodwill, giving it a chance to rise in status and become the mistress of the house later.

Six Cultivations felt that the Onion Demon's legs were also quite nice, which made her very fond of it.

After pouring out the medicinal herbs, Six Cultivations made a hand seal.

Whoosh! A large water sphere was summoned by her and landed inside the Golden Coffin, submerging Song Shuhang and Onion Lady.

"The medicinal bath is about to begin... It might hurt a little at first. Just bear with it," Six Cultivations said.

Without waiting for Song Shuhang and Onion Lady to reply, she closed the Golden Coffin.

Meanwhile, Four Cultivations had already prepared and prepared.

As soon as Six Cultivations closed the coffin lid, it raised a small golden pot and aimed it at the Golden Coffin.

A flame shot out from the small pot, reigniting the firewood and gasoline that Four Cultivations had previously arranged.

Meanwhile, the flames inside the small pot continued to shoot out, intensifying the firepower.

[Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn!] Four Cultivations's eyes were filled with flames.

"Hmm, that's about right. According to the Medicine Master's prescription, soaking it for two hours will allow Overlord Blade Song One Yi's body to fully absorb the medicinal power." Miss Six Cultivations nodded in satisfaction.

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Golden Coffin.

As the water temperature increases, the medicinal properties of the herbs are released into the water.

Song Shuhang was completely submerged in water, and with the Venerable Seven Cultivations's 'Turtle-Breathing Technique' on him, he didn't need to breathe at all.

Looking at the gradually murky bathwater, Shuhang felt that this was just like when he boiled the 'Body Tempering Liquid' back then.

He began to fully enjoy the medicinal bath.

As for the "Shuhang Cao Cong Incident" discussed by the seniors in the "Nine Provinces Number One Group," let's put it aside for now. The innocent will clear themselves. He can come forward to explain after the seniors have calmed down from their discussion. That way, the effect will be much better.

Therefore, there's no need to rush.

After relaxing completely, Shuhang quickly felt the effects of the medicinal bath.

In the boiling bath, the medicinal power actively entered his body. This medicinal power simply enhanced Song Shuhang's physique and bones, making him feel that every muscle in his body was getting stronger, and his strength was constantly surging up.

Furthermore, the Golden Coffin and medicinal bath of the Six Cultivations Sister complement each other, and the effect is definitely greater than the sum of its parts.

To use numbers as an analogy, if First-Grade Foundation Establishment has a physique of 100, Second-Grade has a physique of 200, then Song Shuhang's current physique is approximately 230 or higher.

While soaking in a medicinal bath inside the Golden Coffin, his physical constitution would increase by about 0.1 every three minutes.

After a two-hour medicinal bath, his physique would increase by more than four points. This effect was equivalent to two or three months of hard training on Earth without taking any drugs!

It is estimated that as long as his physique is raised to around 240, he will not have to worry about the excessive expansion of true qi in his Qi Sea Dantian for the time being.

"The medicinal bath is wonderful, all thanks to the senior Medicine Master," Song Shuhang murmured.

The first time you take a medicinal bath, the effect is the best; the effect will decrease over time.

Even so, after soaking for three days and six times, Song Shuhang was able to steadily raise his physique to around 250.

This is a level of physical strength that only cultivators with the Fourth Dantian Second-Grade can possess.

Just as Shuhang was enjoying the benefits of the medicinal bath, suddenly, Onion Lady, huddled in the corner of the Golden Coffin, screamed in panic, "Ahhhhh~~ It's terrible, it's melted, it's melted away!"

"What?" Song Shuhang looked up in confusion.

Then, he saw a very illogical scene. Onion Lady... melted away.

Her body, starting from her legs, began to melt away. Like a slime melting away... well, perhaps "snow beauty under the sunlight" would be a better description of Onion Lady at this moment.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm doomed!" Onion Lady cried, struggling wildly, but this only hastened her melting!

Soon, she had melted down to her abdomen... There, an Enlightenment Stone faintly glowed. Using the Enlightenment Stone as a dividing line, Onion Lady's upper body had also begun to liquefy.

Song Shuhang quickly got up, rushed towards Onion Lady, and lifted the Enlightenment Stone with both hands, trying to lift her away from the medicinal bath water. "Hey, hey, why did you suddenly melt?"

"I don't know, I really don't know! Why did it suddenly melt... Waaah... Am I going to die?" Onion Lady cried even harder.

Song Shuhang stared at the boiling medicinal bath water beneath him—could it be related to this medicinal bath?

He recalled the scene when he first refined the 'Body Tempering Liquid' —when several medicinal herbs were heated together, a chemical reaction would occur. Then, the newly added medicinal liquid would melt and dissolve!

And perhaps the broth I'm soaking in just happens to have a melting function, enough to dissolve a stalk of Onion Spirit?

What incredible coincidences must have come together to achieve this effect!

Onion Lady, can things really be this unlucky?

As Shuhang pondered, Onion Lady had melted even more...

Without a second thought, he frantically patted the lid of the Golden Coffin, urgently asking, "Are the roots still there? Are the scallion roots still there?"

This is a big problem.

Even if all of Onion Lady's onion sprouts are cut off, as long as the onion roots are still there, she can revive and continue to live on in her adorable form.

But if the scallion roots also dissolve, she's truly finished.

"It's still there, it's still there. But it feels like the scallion roots are about to disintegrate," said Onion Lady anxiously.

In fact, the scallion roots dissolving was just her illusion.

Although she didn't know why her scallion roots had somehow taken root in the Enlightenment Stone, now, with the Enlightenment Stone's protection, they wouldn't be dissolved by a mere basin of medicinal bath water.

Song Shuhang immediately pounded on the lid of the Golden Coffin even harder.

Soon, the Golden Coffin was opened.

Six Cultivations's face came closer. "What are you doing now? Is the water too hot? Oh dear! What's going on?"

She also saw the Onion Lady melting.

The moment she opened the coffin lid, Onion Lady's entire body melted and fell into the basin of medicinal bath water.

Six Cultivations: "..."

This Onion Demon just died like that?

"Senior Six Cultivations, please help look after this Enlightenment Stone. Onion Lady's roots are still inside this Enlightenment Stone," Song Shuhang said urgently.

"The roots are still there? That's good. Water them, and they should grow back soon." Six Cultivations breathed a sigh of relief.

She took the Enlightenment Stone: "Overlord Blade Song One, continue your medicinal bath; don't waste it."

Song Shuhang nodded and retreated back into the Golden Coffin.

Six Cultivations closed the coffin lid.

Then, she reached out and stroked the Enlightenment Stone: "The life force is still there... I don't know whether to say this Onion Demon is lucky or unlucky?"

After saying that, she cast a healing spell, which turned into a rain of light that sprinkled on the Enlightenment Stone, making the life force of the Onion Lady inside more stable.

Then, Six Cultivations got up and left the stone chamber of the cemetery.

When she returned, she was carrying a flowerpot, and the Enlightenment Stone was placed inside it.

"Sprinkle some grass ash; that should help her grow faster," Six Cultivations murmured.

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It's next to the meteorite where Tomb of Six Cultivations is located.

Inside the Venerable Seven Cultivations's Immortal Ark.

Li Yinzhu slept soundly, but the chill in her body was growing stronger. Her next attack of the Cold Illness was not far off.

Yu Jiaojiao was ejected from the Ancient Tomb and returned to the Immortal Ark.

She was in a good mood. Although she didn't receive the inheritance of the 'Venerable Six Cultivations,' she not only obtained a 'Water-Type Turtle Pearl' that could keep her body moist, but also a precious 'Moonlight Stone,' making it a very fruitful trip.

Not long after, Chu Chu also emerged from the Ancient Tomb. After entering the Immortal Ark, she couldn't help but glance at the Venerable Seven Cultivations —clearly, after accepting the 'Eight Cultivations' contract, she had also learned about the secrets of the 'Number' Cultivation lineage.

Venerable Seven Cultivations smiled slightly at her.

"Next, we just need to wait for Fellow Daoist Overlord Blade Song One."

"Overlord Blade Song One, pfft~~" Yu Jiaojiao laughed out loud. She knew the origin of this Daoist title, but no matter how many times she heard it, as long as she associated the Daoist title Overlord Blade Song One with Song Shuhang himself, it would particularly tickle her funny bone.

"Well, Fellow Song One might be a little late coming out; he's taking a bath right now," the clone of the White Jade Lion Four Cultivations Cultivators replied.

Taking a bath? How does Ancient Tomb exploration become associated with bathing?

"It's a medicinal bath, isn't it? As long as the medicinal bath formula is correct, it can be said to be one of the safest ways to improve one's physical condition," Venerable Seven Cultivations said with a smile.

Whether it's taken or infused, the formula of the medicine is very important.

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