Brother Medicine Master, reserve my bed for another half month!

Whenever Fairy Lychee posts a selfie, it's a treat for the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'. There are many eye-catching ＠＃％×Fairy in the cultivation Cultivator World, but it's rare to find ＠＃％×Fairy of Fairy Lychee's caliber who also enjoys posting selfies.

This is a treat from the early hours of the morning.

Meanwhile, in the cave dwelling of the True Lord Yellow Mountain.

A Little Pekingese locked itself in a dark room—it had been locked up for more than half a month.

Doudou huddled in a corner of the small dark room, clutching a tablet computer, silently logging into the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' and spying on the chat.

It is currently unable to speak; True Lord Yellow Mountain has given it a 30-day ban in the group.

Moreover, it is also unable to speak in reality; True Lord Yellow Mountain gave it a year-long ban from speaking.

This time, Yellow Mountain Big Fool was truly furious.

[The Fairy Lychee posted another selfie! Yellow Mountain Big Fool will be in a good mood if he sees it, right?]

[Speaking of which, that ungrateful Shuhang hasn't been online for ages. He didn't even think of me when he finally logged on the other day... So disloyal! Doesn't he know I'm facing the biggest crisis of my life right now? Woof woof!]

Doudou was particularly frustrated. It locked itself in its small, dark room, but it still managed to get some information from the outside world—otherwise, how could it frequently escape from True Lord Yellow Mountain's cave and run away from home?

According to the information Doudou obtained, True Lord Yellow Mountain has already met with several fellow Daoists and is now preparing for its wedding.

A wedding is fine too. After all, it's a Fourth-Grade dog demon, Pekingese about to condense a Demon Core to become Fifth-Grade Great Demon. It's a supernova among demons, and it's time for it to find a female dog to marry and have a litter of puppies.

The problem is, in this upcoming wedding, it is the one being married off!

It's unimaginable what it would be like to be married off, adorned in red.

[What exactly is Yellow Mountain Big Fool's scheme? Does he want to castrate me? Or does he have some special means to turn me into a Doudou (female)?]

Besides these two possibilities, there's another possibility that terrifies Doudou even more—that she herself is originally a female dog demon! Perhaps the "Little Doudou" she possesses now is just a temporary transformation by Yellow Mountain Big Fool using his magical Daoist arts?

Maybe I was born a dog girl?

Doudou has been pondering this terrible question for the past few days.

After True Lord Yellow Mountain brought it back to his cave, he never saw it again. True Lord was only arranging a grand wedding for it.

True Lord's simple action made Doudou start to doubt her dog life and gender.

[No, I can't just sit here and wait to die. I must escape again, whether it's neutering me, turning me into a female, or being born female—none of these are the dog lives I want! I don't want any kind of dog life. If I had to choose, I choose to die!]

Doudou forcefully turned off the tablet with its paw—it was preparing to run away from home again, and this time it didn't want to stay on Earth any longer.

It wants to go to the vast space, just like Song Shuhang!

If even a Second-Grade rookie like Song Shuhang could survive in space, how could a Fourth-Grade Pekingese possibly starve to death?

Yes, you should bring more Grain-Repelling Pill with you before going out.

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At this moment, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Even in the early hours of the morning, there are still many fellow cultivators online; powerful cultivators no longer need much sleep.

The little Copper Trigram on the hospital bed flattered her, "Fairy Lychee looks beautiful, are you satisfied with this dress?"

Fairy Lychee: "I'll spare you!"

So, 'Copper Trigram in the Hospital Bed' happily changed his account ID back to 'Copper Trigram Immortal Master', and then he jumped up from the hospital bed, no longer needing to stay there pretending to be a patient.

At this moment, Northern River's Loose Cultivator sent a 'smirk' emoji in the group chat.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Copper Trigram, I want to ask you a question."

"No need to ask, I won't answer your question about the mere Northern River!" Copper Trigram Immortal Master replied quickly.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "..."

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master added, "Of course, if you respectfully address me as Master Copper Trigram, I might consider answering your question, depending on my mood."

"You fortune teller, you're dead. On September 1st at the Forbidden Summit, I'll make you die!" Northern River's Loose Cultivator gritted his teeth and said.

"I'll return those words to you, word for word! You're the one who's going to die, you mere Northern River!" Copper Trigram Immortal Master laughed heartily, in a very good mood. Fairy Lychee was no longer pursuing the matter, and the injuries of his disciple Iron Trigram Diviner, were gradually healing. Copper Trigram now felt that the world was full of love.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "..."

Su Clan’s Seven popped up, asking curiously, "Northern River, what question do you want to ask about the Copper Trigram?"

"A-Qi, that's a good topic to pick up." Northern River's Loose Cultivator chuckled. "I've been thinking about a question—back then, this fortune teller disguised himself as Fairy Lychee to perform black divination. So, I'd like to ask him, besides Fairy Lychee, did he also impersonate other fellow Daoists in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' to perform black divination?"

Upon seeing this, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master immediately realized something was amiss.

"Holy crap!" Mad Saber Three Waves immediately popped his head up and shouted using the voice function.

This is highly likely; we must be on guard.

Su Clan’s Seven: "Copper Trigram Immortal Master, I also want to know the answer to this question!"

Fairy Lychee: "Hehehehe."

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "@Master Copper Trigram Immortal Master, I also want to know the answer to this question!"

More fellow cultivators chimed in, Nine Provinces Number One Group started flooding the chat again.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master: "Hahaha, the weather is really nice today. You guys chat first, I suddenly remembered I have something to do, so I'll be going now."

Nice weather my foot! It's still early morning in China.

Upon seeing the message from the Copper Trigram Immortal Master, the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman immediately lost his composure. "Wait, Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, stay here! Did you also use my likeness to perform divination for the Black Divination?"

No wonder that five years ago, several elders in his hometown looked at him strangely, as if there was some misunderstanding. Could it be that this fortune-telling was the cause of the trouble, and he was made the scapegoat?

"Hehe, I suddenly remembered something. About a hundred years ago, there was a period when some fellow Daoists asked me if I had gone to cultivate divination. At the time, I was completely confused. Fellow Copper Trigram, you didn't use my appearance to perform divination a hundred years ago, did you?" Su Clan’s Seven sent a cold laugh emoji.

It wasn't just the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman felt something was wrong.

At this moment, even the Copper Trigram Immortal Master felt like he was about to lose his grip on his phone.

"Not going to reply? Fellow Copper Trigram Gua, my blade is itching for a fight." Su Clan’s Seven continued—he was a battle maniac Su Clan’s Seven, and fighting was his favorite thing.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "My precious sword is also itching for more."

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "[Adorable doge emoji]"

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: [Angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs] (emoji).

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "Having finished my self-inflicted wound, my halberd is also itching for a fight!"

The Dharma King Creation: "My voice is also itching for song!!"

"No, Dharma King, let's not fight to the death. I, Mad Saber Three Waves, will take care of your share. My greatsword is already twice as thirsty!" Mad Saber Three Waves hurriedly said.

"Fellow Three Waves is absolutely right," said True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey calmly. The singing voice of the Dharma King Creation would cause nuclear contamination...

Bright Moon, When Will You Be? "As for me, Fellow Copper Trigram Gua, you wouldn't be disguising yourself as me, would you?"

Fairy Lychee: "Eye-Catching Lay Buddhist Daoist Xingmu, there's no need to be afraid. Copper Trigram Immortal Master simply doesn't remember you."

"Thank you, Fairy Lychee." Bright Moon sent a sighing emoji, "But I am the Drunk Moon Hermit. If ＠＃％×Fairy can't remember me, you can use the 'Note Friend's Name' function!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Fairy Lychee apologized repeatedly—but for some reason, she just didn't want to use the 'friend note' function on Drunk Hermit.

At this moment, the Northern River's Loose Cultivator spoke up again, adding insult to injury for the Copper Trigram Immortal Master: "Hehe, Fellow Copper Trigram Divination, are you still at the Medicine Master's house? I saw your IP address."

Oh no, my IP address has been exposed!

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master silently put down his phone.

He took a deep breath.

Then, he took out the tortoise shell and cast a divination for himself—although fortune tellers generally do not cast divinations for themselves, this was an exception for the Copper Trigram Immortal Master.

The copper coin inside the tortoise shell was flung out, and after landing, it formed a beautiful pattern.

A very auspicious sign, bringing great fortune.

The eyes of the Copper Trigram Immortal Master immediately welled up with tears.

The next moment, he shouted loudly at the Medicine Master in the distance, "Medicine Master ~ I'm reserving the VIP bed for another ten days, no, until September 1st!"

The Medicine Master silently put down his phone and nodded. "Yes, no problem. Fellow Copper Trigram, just focus on recovering." Clearly, the Medicine Master had been watching the screen and already knew what had happened.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master said, "Medicine Master is still the most considerate."

"Yes, a doctor's heart is like a parent's. Don't worry, no matter how bad the injury is, I will definitely heal you," the Medicine Master said.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master was moved to tears.

At this point, the Medicine Master inquired again, "Then I would like to ask, Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram Gua, did you disguise yourself as me and perform the Black Divination back then?"

*Crack! Copper Trigram Immortal Master froze. After a long pause, he chuckled dryly, "Um, um, I don't think... there is, right?"

"It seems like it's working." The Medicine Master nodded silently.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master's legs went weak... What could be more dangerous than offending the attending physician when you're about to be seriously injured?

Earth is so dangerous, should he consider escaping to space?

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At this very moment, in a luxurious villa in the Jiangnan Region.

Yu Jiaojiao shrank to the size of a palm, lying on the bed, tapping the phone screen with her paw with a look of enjoyment. She was looking at the latest update from a certain author who had been locked in a dark room.

Although it was the early hours of the morning, she was in good spirits.

"Ten chapters a day, three thousand words per chapter, thirty thousand words of updates a day is so satisfying to read." Yu Jiaojiao had a satisfied expression on her face.