Put Me Down Already! I Need to Pee!

Song Shuhang: "Wait, can Senior Sister Ye sign Spirit Ghost Contract with someone?"

"Yes, that's right," Pavilion Master Chu replied. "You don't need to be surprised. After all, Ye Si's current physique is more inclined towards that of Spirit Ghost."

Song Shuhang was panicking.

This is a big problem... Does it mean that one day, Senior Sister Ye will also be like Spirit Ghost, signing a contract with someone else?

In that case, if he continues his relationship with Senior Sister Ye, and one day Ye Si suddenly signs Spirit Ghost Contract with someone else, what will happen to him and Senior Sister Ye?

Is a bright light bulb, through a 'Spirit Ghost Contract,' always watching you on every date?

It's fine if the other person is a woman.

If the other person is male... and he and Senior Sister Ye become 'dual cultivation partners' in the future, will the man who signed Spirit Ghost Contract with Senior Sister Ye feel the same way?

Extremely scary.

No, no, if Senior Sister Ye becomes his cultivation partner, then it's absolutely impossible for her to sign Spirit Ghost Contract with anyone else! Not even if the other party is a woman.

But here's the problem... Spirit Ghost Contract can be forcibly signed!

If the opponent is exceptionally powerful, they could easily force Senior Sister Ye to sign the Spirit Ghost Contract. Song Shuhang's own contract with the Spirit Ghost was signed after he subdued the Spirit Ghost.

In other words, could his first love be kidnapped at any time by someone signing a contract?

This is absolutely despair-inducing.

In that case, it would be too dangerous to take Senior Sister Ye away from the Jadewater Pavilion.

Because of this terrifying despair, Song Shuhang suddenly woke up from his dream.

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Tuesday, August 6

When Song Shuhang woke up, he found himself still lying face down on the floor of the Cloud Pavilion. His neck was a little sore because of the awkward position.

"How long have I been asleep?" Shuhang murmured. Because of his experience in the Time City's 'Underground City,' the time on his phone and watch had become inaccurate.

There were no timekeeping devices in Pavilion Master Chu's room, so it was unclear how much time had passed.

Song Shuhang glanced at Pavilion Master Chu and Senior Sister Ye on the bed and sighed softly.

Senior Sister Ye's constitution is a big problem.

Ordinary Spirit Ghost might not attract the attention of powerful cultivators... but Senior Sister Ye is extremely special, and she is already at the Fifth-Grade Realm. She is even more precious than a 'High-Rank Spirit Ghost'.

Even if Seventh-Grade Venerable or even Eighth-Grade Profound Sage met Senior Sister Ye, if they didn't have Spirit Ghost themselves, they wouldn't mind giving her a 'forced contract' as a gift.

If this problem isn't solved, he wouldn't dare take Senior Sister Ye away from the Jadewater Pavilion.

Is his first love going to turn into a long-distance relationship?

With a wry smile, Song Shuhang quietly left Cloud Pavilion. It seemed that Senior Sister Ye and Pavilion Master Chu were going to sleep for a while longer, and Shuhang felt embarrassed to stay in the Cloud Pavilion any longer and watch the two beauties sleep.

So, where should we go next?

Right, we need to find Li Yinzhu first.

After entering the Jadewater Pavilion, Li Yinzhu fell asleep due to a relapse of her Cold Illness. No one knows how she is now.

After the little girl emerged from the ice, she became extremely attached to him, almost never leaving his side. If she woke up and found herself not beside him, I wonder if she would panic?

And so, Song Shuhang quickly left the pavilion in the Cloud Pavilion and arrived at the entrance of the Cloud Pavilion.

Just as Shuhang stepped into the 'Cloud Pavilion Entrance' area, suddenly, stone pillars and crystal towers rose up beside him.

Song Shuhang: "?"

Wait, this seems to be an alert system, right?

Why was the Cloud Pavilion's defense system activated? He came out of the Cloud Pavilion!

Does this defense system think he's an unregistered resident of the Jadewater Pavilion?

Without hesitation, Song Shuhang leaped backward with both feet—since it was a defensive system, jumping back into the Cloud Pavilion should be fine, right?

However, just as Song Shuhang suddenly leaped backward, a large net suddenly appeared in the void and caught him.

The next moment, ten more chains shot out from those stone pillars and crystal towers, binding Song Shuhang into a 'T' shape and hanging him high at the entrance of the Cloud Pavilion.

This suspended position is incredibly shameful.

"No!" Song Shuhang cried out, struggling instinctively for a few moments.

But with his mere Second-Grade Cultivator cultivation level, how could he possibly break through the defensive system personally set up by Pavilion Master Chu?

The more he struggled, the tighter the chains binding him became.

He was originally stretched out in a 'big' shape, but was pulled tighter and tighter. Now he was almost in a 'earth' shape, and his legs were already stretched into a straight line!

If it weren't for his greatly improved physique and excellent flexibility during this period, this perfect split would have made him faint.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, my leg is cramping!" Song Shuhang cried out in despair, "Pavilion Master Chu, wake up! It's me! I'm not an intruder! Please put me down!"

However, how could the sleeping Pavilion Master Chu be so easily awakened?

More importantly, this is a 'Forbidden Land' of the Jadewater Pavilion, and ordinary disciples within the pavilion will not come to this 'Forbidden Land' unless they have something to do.

No one could hear his screams.

Shuhang is a good doctor.

Just then, a cool breeze blew by from who-knows-where, and Song Shuhang shivered violently.

My legs are so sore from being stretched into a split.

Not only that, Song Shuhang felt his bladder was full and a little bloated—he felt like he needed to urinate.

The urge to urinate is a strange thing. When you don't pay attention to it, you can sometimes hold it for a long time. But when you start to pay attention to it, the urge to urinate becomes more and more intense, and the more you pay attention to it, the more you feel like you can't hold it in.

His face turned deathly pale.

This is adding insult to injury.

"Help! Help! Anyone, please save me!" Song Shuhang shouted at the top of his lungs.

He certainly didn't want to end up being suspended in a split and wetting his pants.

"Pavilion Master Chu, wake up! Senior Sister Ye, Senior Sister Ye, wake up!"

"Whoever it is, come and put me down."

"If you don't put me down, I'm going to pee right in front of your building! I mean it!"

"Help! Is anyone there?!"

"Damn it, I hope there's no Soundproof Barrier in Pavilion Master Chu's bedroom."

As he continued shouting, Song Shuhang became exhausted, and his voice grew weak and feeble.

Ah, despair. Utter despair for this malicious world.

I can't hold it in anymore, I need to pee.

Quickly shift your attention and think about something else.

By the way, in old martial arts novels, when the protagonist got drunk, he could use his internal energy to force out the effects of the alcohol. So, could I force out my pee?

Perhaps that's a good idea. I've now opened up several Dantian within my body! I'm much stronger than the heroes in martial arts novels now, I can definitely do it...

It's impossible!

Do you really need to force yourself to pee? If you force it, you'll just wet your pants, okay?

No, I need to distract myself, distract myself.

By the way, I can silently recite the Ksitigarbha Soul-Deliverance Scripture. Reciting it several times will deepen my understanding of the art of 'salvation'.

So, Song Shuhang began to silently recite the Ksitigarbha Soul-Deliverance Scripture to distract himself.

It seems to actually be somewhat useful?

Then read it a few more times.

Wait a minute, distracting yourself is too passive. I should be more proactive—maybe I can try using the 'Appraisal Technique Secret Art' to examine these chains and see if there's a way to unlock them?

After all, his 'Appraisal Technique Secret Art' was quite powerful in a certain sense. Although he was still wearing the 'Wood Ox Swordsman's Heart Gloves', a mere glove would certainly not be able to block the Appraisal Technique.

Let's give it a try. At most, it'll splatter some blood—you get used to blood after a while.

"Give me an appraisal!" Song Shuhang shouted.

Unfortunately, the Appraisal Secret Method did not activate—although there is a very small chance of triggering the Appraisal Secret Method even through gloves, that chance is extremely small.

Ah, no, I can't take it anymore.

When I get excited, I feel even more like I need to pee.

Why don't you just pee... no one's going to see you here anyway.

No, no, no, that's not right.

How could my iron will give up so easily?

In that ridiculous "High Monk's Ascetic Diary," the high monk claimed to have overcome even deadly poison through sheer willpower.

A mere urge to pee? Watch me overcome it and I'll show you!

Now is the time to test just how strong your willpower is.

Just as Song Shuhang was about to use his strong willpower to overcome all difficulties... suddenly, he felt a comfortable coolness coming from his spine.

It's that satisfying, slightly sore feeling you get when you straighten your back after working bent over for a long time.

At the same time, the contract runes between him and the Spirit Ghost glowed faintly.

What happened to the Spirit Ghost?

Because the powerful being who borrowed the 'Spirit Ghost' used his immense power to shield Song Shuhang from the 'sensation' between him and the Spirit Ghost, Song Shuhang was unable to know what the Spirit Ghost had experienced.

However, based on the connection between the contracts, Song Shuhang deduced the current state of the Spirit Ghost — the Spirit Ghost is evolving!

His Spirit Ghost originally had the opportunity to evolve into a 'High-Rank Spirit Ghost,' but the chances were very low, and Shuhang might never be able to make the Spirit Ghost evolve in his entire life.

Now, his Spirit Ghost is evolving, progressing towards the realm of High-Rank Spirit Ghost.

No, to be precise, his Spirit Ghost is about to complete its evolution! The evolution process has entered its final stage, which is why the contract runes within his body are changing.

As the Spirit Ghost evolved, the true energy within Song Shuhang's Qi Sea Dantian, Dragon Tail Dantian, and Dragon Claw Dantian began to surge and overflow.

During this period, Song Shuhang consumed several more 'Spirit Beast Crystal,' and the amount of true energy in his body was nearing saturation.

Now, without Song Shuhang needing to consciously control it, the true energy within his body began to surge towards the Fourth Dantian [Dragon Body Dantian]!

An incomparably exhilarating feeling filled Song Shuhang's entire body.

"Ahhh, this is bad. If my body feels this good, I won't be able to resist." Song Shuhang's eyes welled up with tears.

Even more terrifying, as the true energy within his body began to impact the 'Dragon Body Dantian' barrier, Song Shuhang's body involuntarily trembled.

The tremors in his body caused the chains binding him to tighten even more.

At this rate, the splits will turn into a U-shape.