A-Qi: I'm Going to Slaughter That Big Macaque

After the two Ninth-Grade Tribulation Immortal left, the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman returned to his room.

I logged into the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' to see if Song Shuhang was online. If he was, I'd like to chat with Shuhang about the two Tribulation Immortal —but I wonder if my friend Shuhang can access the internet in space?

The Nine Provinces Number One Group has been quite lively lately.

Recently, everyone has been discussing a common topic: how many fellow cultivators are itching to acquire their divine weapons and are heading to the Medicine Master to chat with their "Copper Trigram" fellow cultivator?

Fellow Daoists are all wondering: for the past few hundred years, who exactly has Copper Trigram been using that damned 'Disguise Technique' to transform into and swindle people?

At this moment, Northern River's Loose Cultivator spoke up in the group, asking, "@Su Clan’s Seven, Fellow A-Qi, I heard you've already gone to Medicine Master's location to find Fellow Copper Trigram?"

"Well, I happened to be going to the Medicine Master's to pick up a special medicinal herb, so I thought I'd meet up with Fellow Copper Trigram Gua on the way. However, I ran into a little accident along the way. Hehehe." Su Clan’s Seven appeared, sending a series of sinister laughing emojis.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "What happened?"

"On my way here, I saw a big, lively Big Macaque calling itself 'Su Clan’s Seven,' hehehehe. I'm still chasing this Big Macaque now. Damn it, if I don't kill this monkey today, I'm not a Su. Enough said, I'm going back to my work. When the time comes, I will definitely bring this dead monkey as a gift to Medicine Master Yaoshi." After saying that, Su Clan’s Seven went underwater.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "..."

The Dharma King Creation: "Speaking of the Big Macaque..."

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Without a doubt, it must be Brother Three Waves!"

Fairy Eastern Six (Road Killer): "Speaking of Three Waves Sanlang's Big Macaque form, was it the disguise he used on the Immortal Severing Platform? Did he get addicted to it later?"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "I think, given Three Waves's personality, he would definitely think something like this—'Oh my god, this Big Macaque form is so good, I can't stop using it.' Then, when he transforms into a monkey, he'll probably go around proclaiming: 'I am Su Clan’s Seven, please recognize me,' and things like that."

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "No wonder Fellow A-Qi is so angry. Anyone who sees this scene would go crazy. Also, Liu Zi, did you add the extra note after your ID yourself?"

Fairy Eastern Six (Road Killer): "What note?"

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Road Killer?"

The Fairy Eastern Six (Road Killer): "I didn't add it myself? Damn it, who added this nickname to my contacts? Step forward! I'll run you over with my car!"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Besides yourself, only True Lord Yellow Mountain and a few administrators can change the nickname in the group, right? However, the administrators are all highly respected seniors, they shouldn't be so bored."

Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, "The group leader, True Lord Yellow Mountain, wouldn't be that bored."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Hehe, True Lord Yellow Mountain certainly wouldn't be that bored, but... True Lord has a dog named Doudou. No one can guarantee that Doudou might sometimes be using True Lord's account?"

The Dharma King Creation, "I bet it's definitely Doudou."

Fairy Flowing Firefly: "Doudou +1"

Heavenly Mansion Artifact Sect Yang Xian: "Doudou +2"

Tiantian Island Lord: "Doudou +3"

Vice Island Master Tian Tian: "Doudou +4"

The Fairy Eastern Six: "Damn it, I'll remember this debt!"

Meanwhile, at this time, in the Yellow Mountain True Monarch's Abode.

Doudou, who was secretly preparing to run away from home, suddenly felt uneasy, with the illusion that she might be in a traffic accident at any moment.

[Strange, what have I been doing lately? No, I've been very well-behaved lately, haven't I done anything bad? Never mind, I'll prepare to escape to space first, otherwise, it wouldn't be good if Yellow Mountain Big Fool really forced me into marriage.] Doudou rubbed her nose with her paw and continued to quietly begin her escape plan.

Doudou, Fourth-Grade Great Demon Hound, absolutely must not get married!

At this moment, the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman logged in. "By the way, has young friend Shuhang been online lately?"

Fairy Lychee: "Wasn't Little Shuhang sent into space by Fairy Flowing Firefly? I heard he'll be staying there for a month. Oh, right, didn't Senior Seven Cultivations say a few days ago that he was going to take Little Shuhang to explore Ancient Tomb? @Venerable Seven Cultivations."

However, Venerable Seven Cultivations was not online and did not respond.

Fairy Lychee: "It seems Senior Seven Cultivations isn't here. By the way, does Seven Lives Talisman have something to discuss with young friend Shuhang?"

"Never mind, I was just asking casually. By the way, is there any news about Venerable White's exploration team entering that ruin?" asked the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "They're still in those ruins. This time, they weren't wiped out by Senior White's Flat-Ground Fall and fall, so they must have gained quite a bit."

Fairy Lychee: "I really envy them. I should have participated in the Hand Tractor Race too!"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Fairy Lychee, don't worry, there will be another Hand Tractor Race."

Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "Haha, but I heard from Venerable White that he will be participating as a contestant in the next competition. I'm afraid the competition will be extremely... fierce!"

The fellow cultivators immediately recalled a terrifying scene... In the Hand Tractor Race, Venerable White was lucky enough to encounter countless Lucky Trap, making rapid progress all the way. Meanwhile, the other participating cultivators suffered tragedies along the way, encountering meteorites falling from the sky, volcanic eruptions on flat ground, or sinkholes in the ground. Just thinking about it was terrifying.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Who's planning to organize the next Hand Tractor Race? Before it starts, be sure to remind that fellow Daoist to buy insurance for all the participants."

"What Fellow Northern River said makes sense," exclaimed the Dharma King Creation.

Just as the seniors were discussing the 'Second Annual Hand Tractor Race', their friend Song Shuhang quietly came online.

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Late at night

In a deep, ancient forest in China.

Song Shuhang's figure emerged from the void and landed in the forest.

"Ugh, what's going on? Does spatial teleportation cause dizziness and vomiting?" Song Shuhang leaned against a tree, gagging.

After a long while, he looked up and glanced at the types of trees; some of them looked like tropical rainforests.

He returned to Earth alone this time; neither Li Yinzhu nor Chu Chu came back with him.

Li Yinzhu wanted to stay in the upper levels of 'Time City' to delay the onset of her Cold Illness as much as possible. Song Shuhang had to put in a lot of effort to persuade her to stay.

As for Chu Chu, she naturally had to stay in 'Jadewater Pavilion' to take care of Li Yinzhu.

In the end, it was Pavilion Master Chu who personally sent him back to Earth—but unexpectedly, Pavilion Master Chu's long-distance spatial teleportation was like the end of the world.

After finally stopping his gagging, Shuhang took a deep breath.

He then felt an indescribable sense of ease throughout his body—the gravity inside the Jadewater Pavilion was about three times greater than that on Earth.

"By the way, where am I?" Song Shuhang looked around, wondering if he'd been teleported to a foreign country.

Well... it's already a miracle that they were successfully sent back to Earth.

He took out his phone and swiped it.

After returning to Earth, this phone, which had been modified by the Venerable White, was able to connect to the internet.

The phone then automatically synchronized its time and date.

August 6, 2019, 10:25 PM.

Today is Tuesday.

He then opened the navigation map and located his current position.

China, South China Region.

Fortunately, it was successfully delivered to China and was not abandoned in the desert.

However, it's quite a distance to get back to Wenzhou City from here.

Shuhang was reluctant to use the 'Puppet Flying Dragon' to carry him away directly. That thing flew fast, but it consumed too many Spirit Stones.

[Then, we need to find a way to locate the Spirit Ghost.]

But Song Shuhang had no clue how to find the Spirit Ghost.

The connection between him and the Spirit Ghost was completely blocked by that powerful being. Now, apart from sensing the contract between the Spirit Ghost and himself, he could not sense anything else.

"Should we ask Senior Copper Trigram to do a divination?" Song Shuhang thought to himself.

--Although Senior Copper Trigram was a fortune teller who practiced unorthodox divination, from a certain perspective, his divinations were actually quite powerful. As long as you could interpret them in reverse, the results of the divinations were very accurate.

Just as Shuhang was pondering, a message popped up on his phone in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', someone had mentioned his name.

So he clicked on it and saw that Senior Seven Lives Talisman was looking for him.

"@Master of the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman, senior, is there something you need from me?" Song Shuhang asked.

Nine Provinces Number One Group

Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "Huh? Young friend Shuhang, you can go online now?"

"I'm back on Earth," Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

As soon as Song Shuhang said this, Fairy Flowing Firefly quickly asked, "What? You've already returned to Earth? It's only been a few days? There's still a long time until thirty days. Did I fail when I sent you into space?"

"No, Fairy Flowing Firefly, I came back on my own initiative," Song Shuhang explained.

Fairy Flowing Firefly: "How can that be? Where are you now? I'll send you back to heaven!"

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Wait for me, I'll pinpoint your location, don't stray too far," Fairy Flowing Firefly said again.

"No!" Song Shuhang quickly said, "＠＃％×Fairy, please have mercy! In a sense, I have already fulfilled my promise to Senior White. I have been in space for more than thirty days. The 'Myriad-Mile Escape Technique' rune that Senior White left me has also been activated!"

The Fairy Flowing Firefly didn't understand. "Huh?"

Upon hearing this, Northern River's Loose Cultivator's eyes suddenly lit up. "Shuhang, have you perhaps encountered Secret Realm related to 'time'?"

It's truly enviable; having early access to either time or space is incredibly beneficial for a cultivator's future.

"As expected of Senior Northern River, your words hit the nail on the head," Song Shuhang praised.

The Fairy Flowing Firefly sent a 'thinking' emoji.

After a moment, she said again, "No, I still feel uneasy. I promised Senior White that I would send you into space for a month. That month was calculated in normal time. The Time Secret Realm method is too opportunistic, so... Shuhang, wait for me, I'll send you up again to make it a full month!"