Copper Trigram: Fairy, you sent the wrong person flying (two-in-one)

[Two chapters combined into one, 6,000 words. Released together!]

Song Shuhang calmly explained, "I originally thought that what I was going to make was just a Xiao Dian, so I didn't need a script or anything. I could just shoot whatever was interesting... But after my friend said that, I felt that she made a good point. In addition, my friend offered to help me find a screenwriter and promised to bring back a very interesting story. So, I agreed."

Upon hearing this, Gao Moumou touched his face, his lips twitching slightly.

"Then a few days ago, I suddenly had something to do and had to go to a very far place... So, the task of finding that author who can write interesting stories was handed over entirely to my reliable friend, and I didn't get involved in it anymore," Song Shuhang said.

Gao Moumou: "..." He felt his face contort.

"Haha, judging from your expression, you've already guessed it, haven't you? That's right, my very reliable friend, her name is Yu Jiaojiao. In a sense, she is indeed a very cute girl." Song Shuhang said, giving Gao Moumou a thumbs up— Yu Jiaojiao's mother is so Jiaojiao, once Jiaojiao advances to the Fifth-Grade Transformation, her appearance will definitely be good too. From the perspective of the 'future,' she will definitely be cute and beautiful.

Gao Moumou felt a bit of stomach pain. "Then, that guy who was captured by Yu Jiaojiao and locked in a dark room, forced to write 20,000 to 30,000 words a day, and not given food if he couldn't finish, that super unfortunate guy, isn't his name Gao Moumou?!"

"That's right, no wonder you write novels! Your thinking ability is excellent." Song Shuhang gave a small compliment.

But clearly, this attempt at flattery backfired.

"So, the reason I was arrested and locked in a dark room, unable to sleep night after night, frantically writing—is because you, Shuhang, suddenly wanted to make a movie?" Gao Moumou touched his chest, a gesture that calmed his heartbeat slightly.

Song Shuhang affirmed, "That's right, that's exactly it."

Gao Moumou gritted his teeth and said, "Shuhang."

"Yes." Song Shuhang reminded him again, "So-and-so, we agreed beforehand that it was all just an accident. It's an interesting joke played on us by fate. I've explained it to you step by step, so don't get angry."

"Don't worry, our friendship can withstand any storm, it won't capsize so easily." Gao Moumou grinned, "Come here!"

"What are you doing?" Song Shuhang.

"Come here, I promise I won't kill you!" Gao Moumou clenched his fist. At this moment, he had only one impulse—he wanted to show Song Shuhang what the iron fist of 'friendship' really meant! Don't worry, it will hurt a lot!

"Don't even think about it." Song Shuhang chuckled and said, "Besides, you can't beat me right now."

"Don't think you're invincible just because you've grown a little taller. Come here right now, and let me show you the iron fist of my friendship," Gao Moumou roared in a low voice.

"I've grown more than just a little taller," Song Shuhang said with a perfect six-tooth smile, then reached up and lifted his shirt to reveal a physique sculpted like marble.

Each muscle is clearly defined. Unlike the bulky, muscular build of a bodybuilder, each muscle exudes explosive power. With just a slight exertion, Song Shuhang can activate every muscle in his body, creating a violent aesthetic.

"Holy crap!" Gao Moumou exclaimed, his eyes wide. "Damn it! Just a few days before the holiday, Song Shuhang had a slight belly. In just over three months, how did he build such impressive muscles?"

Even with muscle injections, you can't grow muscles like that.

"Hehehe." Song Shuhang struck a bodybuilder's pose. "See? You can tell from these muscles that my physique is maxed out. You can't beat me now."

Gao Moumou gritted his teeth. "Pah, I don't care. You're not allowed to fight back. Let me beat you up to vent my anger."

"Dream on! Not a chance!" Song Shuhang chuckled. "I'm not a masochist."

"Pah! Then I'll just make a hole in the wall myself. Take this, Shuhang, prepare to die!" Gao Moumou braced himself on the table, leaped up, and slashed at Song Shuhang with his legs in a scissor kick— Gao Moumou had practiced this before!

However, he was only halfway through his jump when his other leg got caught on the edge of the table... The table that matched the executive chair was also quite large.

With a 'thud,' Gao Moumou lost his balance and fell to the ground.

Song Shuhang: "..."

It looks like it's in a lot of pain.

"Are you alright?" He squatted down next to Gao Moumou and asked.

"What do you think?" Gao Moumou raised his head, covering his nose, his eyes welling up with tears. He said resentfully, "I originally just wanted to drag you, my 'best friend,' over here to keep me company in the dark room. But damn it, in the end, you're the mastermind behind sending me to that dark room. Our friendship is over!"

Song Shuhang laughed and said, "So you're just going to end our friendship so easily? Didn't you say our friendship could withstand any storm?"

"So what if it leaks? It can still sink even if it leaks!" Gao Moumou rolled his eyes.

"Alright, let it sink then." Song Shuhang reached out and pulled Gao Moumou up from the ground.

Gao Moumou suddenly felt himself being pulled up from the ground by an irresistible force. The difference in strength between the two was like that of a small baby unable to break free from the strength of an adult!

Gao Moumou grinned and said, "Damn, Shuhang, what have you been eating lately? You're incredibly strong!"

Shuhang said softly, "Yes, I've really been through a lot lately, it's hard to explain in a few words."

"Opportunity, watch out!" Just as he was speaking, Gao Moumou suddenly swept his leg out at a tricky angle, aiming at Song Shuhang's shin. Gao Moumou had practiced martial arts when he was young, and although he had given up for many years, he still had some basic skills.

When!!

The next moment, Gao Moumou's eyes almost popped out of their sockets. His kick just now felt like it had hit an iron pillar. The rebound was extremely painful.

"You despicable man, Shuhang, you actually put an iron plate in your pants! This is truly the end of our friendship!" Gao Moumou grimaced in pain, but in order not to wake his girlfriend Mei Yi, he endured the agony, truly suffering in silence.

Song Shuhang: "..."

He silently pulled up his trouser leg, revealing his equally well-defined calves. Then, he flashed a smug grin. "So, I didn't put in the iron plate. See those muscular thighs?"

"You bastard, have you mastered the Golden Bell Shield?" Gao Moumou rubbed his leg—his kick was mostly a joke and didn't have much force, but even so, it still hurt a lot.

"So... now, do you want to kick me a few more times to cool down? I feel like I don't need to dodge." Song Shuhang blinked and said—when someone kicks your left leg, you should offer your right leg up so they can kick you back; that feels really good~~

"Kick your sister." Gao Moumou rolled his eyes.

He climbed back into his executive chair, then thought for a moment and suddenly chuckled.

In this world, some things are just so coincidental. When many small coincidences come together, unexpected things happen.

Song Shuhang sat down again in front of Gao Moumou and said, "I'm sorry, but it really was an accident. I never expected that the author Yu Jiaojiao brought would be you. Besides, when I asked you before if you were writing a novel, you said you weren't. So, you also bear some responsibility."

Gao Moumou rolled his eyes—writing novels was his private secret; how could he possibly tell anyone he knew?

"Well, I've told Yu Jiaojiao to stop locking you in that little dark room. Just think of it as you playing here for a few days, okay?" Song Shuhang continued.

Yu Jiaojiao on Shuhang's shoulder raised her claws at him—if Gao Moumou Shuhang n't locked up in the dark room, it meant she wouldn't be able to read 20,000 to 30,000 words of updates a day anymore.

Gao Moumou rolled his eyes again—"If you dare lock me in that dark room again, I'll fight you to the death!"

"But so-and-so, are you interested in writing a movie script?" Song Shuhang asked again—if Gao Moumou wasn't willing to write it, they would have to find someone else to do it.

"Write, why not write? It'll be a good way for me and Mei Yi to earn some pocket money for our honeymoon," Gao Moumou said resentfully. Yu Jiaojiao had previously agreed with him on a fee for writing a movie script, and the price wasn't low.

Then, Gao Moumou added, "And I also have a request."

Song Shuhang said boldly, "What are your requirements? Don't be shy."

Gao Moumou said earnestly, "I want to play a role too."

"No problem, we can bring Tubo and Yangde along too." Song Shuhang nodded and said, the more actors in the movie, the more lively it will be. We just need to ask the seniors to keep a low profile when Gao Moumou is acting, so as not to scare them.

"Then it's settled. What kind of story do you want? I'll do my best to come up with an interesting one," Gao Moumou said.

"How about a futuristic sci-fi/fantasy story?" Song Shuhang asked tentatively.

Gao Moumou: "..."

Science fiction? Even a layman knows that science fiction requires computer special effects. Does Song Shuhang really need to use cheap, low-budget special effects to make Xiao Dian?

And then there are fantasy dramas, which also require a lot of special effects.

Song Shuhang asked in a low voice, "Is it not allowed?"

"No problem, it's just science fiction and fantasy... I'll write it for you." Gao Moumou gritted teeth.

"By the way, Old Gao, I remember the main character was very handsome and had an ethereal aura," Song Shuhang added—after all, it was Senior White playing the main character.

"No problem." Gao Moumou smirked.

--We'll see how he torments the protagonist then.

Gao Moumou wanted to act in the film himself, playing the protagonist's eternal nemesis, repeatedly torturing the protagonist to the point of near death, in order to avenge himself for the arrow wound he had inflicted!

Well, in Gao Moumou's opinion, the protagonist is undoubtedly Song Shuhang himself.

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Meanwhile, on the other side...

The sky above the Jiangnan Region.

A kind-looking young man stood on the rooftop of a building in the Jiangnan Region, enjoying the night breeze.

The boy had short black hair and looked very energetic.

If Song Shuhang were here, he would be completely dumbfounded upon seeing this man. Because this kind-looking young man was none other than Song Shuhang himself.

Not only his appearance, but also the aura he exudes and his behavior are exactly the same as Song Shuhang's!

But this man was not Song Shuhang's Spirit Ghost.

"Finally, I've gotten rid of Medicine Master. He's really troublesome; he secretly put so many different kinds of tracking powder on me. If it were anyone else, they might have fallen for his Medicine Master. Unfortunately, my opponent is me," this 'Song Shuhang' said smugly.

"Where should I go next? Earth is too dangerous lately. Maybe I should go hide in space," 'Song Shuhang' murmured.

Right, I need to check the 'enemy situation' first. He pulled out a strange-looking phone and swiped it a few times.

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Su Clan’s Seven: "Medicine Master, what are your coordinates now? I'll bring a Big Macaque to find you... Tonight, we're eating monkey brains!"

Mad Saber Three Waves: "... Um, Fellow A-Qi, eating monkey brains is an evil practice! We should cherish monkeys."

Su Clan’s Seven: "Pah! Just let me chop your head open, Big Macaque, stop wasting your breath."

Mad Saber Three Waves: "..."

About a minute later, the Medicine Master popped up. "I'll send you the coordinates. Also, Copper Trigram, he's gone."

Su Clan’s Seven: "They really escaped quickly."

Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "Given Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram's personality, knowing so many fellow Daoists wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with him, he would definitely run away. Medicine Master Daoist Yaoshi, didn't you leave anything on him for tracking?"

"I left a lot, but it was all wiped away," the Medicine Master replied briefly.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "When did the Copper Trigram run away, and how long has it been running?"

The Medicine Master replied, "The powder on your body was applied two hours ago, and half an hour ago. The last place you disappeared was in the coastal area."

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "If it's been that long, he's probably already abroad."

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "[Cute puppy head emoji]"

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "[Angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs emoji]"

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "Given Copper Trigram Gua's personality, since he's already run away, he'll definitely be very difficult to find. If he just disguises himself, he'll be nowhere to be found in the vast sea of people."

Many fellow Daoists who wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with Copper Trigram were immediately filled with regret.

At this moment, the Medicine Master added, "However, I left another medicine inside him. It's almost activated automatically now. Once activated, it can weaken Fellow Copper Trigram Gua for a short time. Perhaps we can take this opportunity to find him."

The man named 'Song Shuhang' on the building in the Jiangnan Region smiled smugly—the coastal areas were merely an eyesore to him.

Hmph, you think you can find me? Dream on.

Even when I'm weakened, the effectiveness of my Disguise Technique won't be reduced in the slightest!

Right now, I am none other than my friend Song Shuhang, and no one can see through my disguise!

That's right, this 'Song Shuhang' is actually the Copper Trigram Immortal Master in disguise.

At this moment, Northern River's Loose Cultivator came online. "The Copper Trigram can't escape, I guarantee it! By the way, are there any fellow Daoists in space recently...? Contact me. I'll give you some coordinates. In my guess, that guy who does black divination might be flying into space right now. Compared to Earth, space is more vast and safer. My coordinates are the most likely locations where he's entered space."

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Northern River Beihe, what you said in the group will also be seen by Fellow Copper Trigram."

"It doesn't matter, I want him to see it. I'm sure he's flying into space right now, and once he's in space, I'm 50% confident I can intercept him. Then, hmph." Northern River's Loose Cultivator sent a sinister smile—it would be even better if Copper Trigram saw this message.

It would be even better if the other person chose to stay on Earth because of this news. Space is so vast; if they really escaped into space, catching them would be extremely difficult. If they stay on Earth, there will always be a chance to find them.

If the Copper Trigram still intends to go into space, the message Northern River just sent should at least give him a scare! Make this fortune teller's heart skip a beat.

As soon as Northern River's Loose Cultivator finished speaking, several fellow Daoists in the group chimed in, saying that they were about to go to space.

Then, Northern River's Loose Cultivator entered private chat mode.

On a building in the Jiangnan Region, Song Shuhang's lips twitched.

As expected of Northern River's Loose Cultivator, his old adversary—the person who understands you best is often your enemy—is absolutely true.

He was just about to escape to space when the other party guessed his thoughts. Northern River was practically a mind reader.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master sighed silently, took out his tortoise shell, and prepared to cast another divination for himself—if the result was very auspicious, he would find a place on Earth to hide away.

If the future is fraught with danger, he will happily fly away.

Well, there's nothing I can do about it; after all, he's a fortune teller, not a shady one!

I'm heartbroken to know I'm a shady fortune teller.

Copper coins were scattered from the tortoise shell, and the Copper Trigram Immortal Master looked at the hexagram and calculated with his fingers.

A very auspicious sign, good fortune is upon you!

This is not good; it seems the journey through space will indeed be fraught with difficulties.

Maybe that guy Northern River really has laid a trap, waiting for me to walk right into it.

"Hmph, the world is so vast, surely there's somewhere I can hide? At worst, I'll just change my face and blend into the crowd. With eight billion people in the world, how will you find me?" the Copper Trigram Immortal Master sneered—he could even disguise himself as a small animal.

However, he remembered Northern River's Loose Cultivator. He would definitely teach Northern River's Loose Cultivator a lesson in the Forbidden Summit.

With that thought, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master put away the tortoise shell, and with a light leap, he jumped between the buildings.

Whoosh!

At that moment, a sword light shot rapidly toward his position from afar.

On the sword light, there was a ＠＃％×Fairy in a red dress. The ＠＃％×Fairy looked very serious, and at the same time, she closed her eyes and sensed something.

Soon, the ＠＃％×Fairy saw the Copper Trigram Immortal Master who resembled 'Song Shuhang'.

"Found you, young friend Shuhang!" The ＠＃％×Fairy smiled and landed in front of the Copper Trigram Immortal Master with a 'whoosh'.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master smiled bitterly to himself. What he feared most had come to pass. He had just been trying to avoid the fellow Daoists in the "Nine Provinces Number One Group," but unexpectedly, he had run into one himself.

The visitor was Fairy Flowing Firefly from the Nine Provinces Number One Group, a special type of cultivator whose practice was related to 'attraction and repulsion'. She was a very kind and easy-going ＠＃％×Fairy.

However, sometimes she gets stuck on strange issues. When she does get stuck on something, she becomes very stubborn and inflexible.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master forced a smile, adopting the tone of his friend Shuhang: "Good evening, ＠＃％×Fairy."

"Well, young friend Shuhang, I'm in a hurry, so let's not waste any more time," said Fairy Flowing Firefly, reaching for her waist to untie her clothes.

She had untied a decorative silk scarf from her waist.

Then, under the puzzled gaze of the Copper Trigram Immortal Master, the Fairy Flowing Firefly tied the silk scarf around his waist.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master was completely baffled; what was the ＠＃％×Fairy doing?

"Are there any more Grain-Repelling Pill?" Fairy Flowing Firefly asked softly.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master, disguised as Song Shuhang, nodded shyly. "A little bit."

The Fairy Flowing Firefly explained, "That's good. Let me explain: this silk scarf of mine is part of my robe. It can provide you with protection, like a spacesuit, to prevent you from being harmed in space."

Spacesuits? To avoid injury? What's this for? Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master had slipped away from the Medicine Master, so he didn't see the chat log in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' where Fairy Flowing Firefly was about to send Song Shuhang back to the universe.

He only learned from later chat logs that his friend Song Shuhang had returned from space.

So he casually disguised himself as Xiao You and wandered around the Jiangnan Region.

"Well then, young friend Shuhang, have a safe journey. We'll meet again in a month." Fairy Flowing Firefly said, branding several magical seals onto the body of the Copper Trigram Immortal Master.

Because there wasn't time to prepare a 'space capsule' this time, Fairy Flowing Firefly sealed enough spiritual power onto her silk scarf. This protective layer of spiritual power will protect Little Friend Shuhang from harm when passing through the atmosphere.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master was completely dumbfounded. Was this some kind of plan to send him into space? No! No, please don't be so cruel!

"Launch!" Fairy Flowing Firefly said in a deep voice.

The next moment, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master shot into the sky like a flame, soaring straight into the clouds!

"Aaaaaah!" The Copper Trigram Immortal Master let out a tragic cry.

It's outer space! The Fairy Flowing Firefly really wants to send him to heaven.

For some reason, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master felt incredibly sad. He was currently poisoned by the Medicine Master and was still in a weakened state, so he had no strength to break free from the Fairy Flowing Firefly's repulsive spell.

He could only watch helplessly as he was sent into space and gradually disappeared.

--Damn it, why did I suddenly have the urge to disguise myself as my friend Shuhang today?!

"I don't want to go to space!" The Copper Trigram Immortal Master's scream echoed across the sky—could this be the 'auspicious' divination hexagram from before?

Below, Fairy Flowing Firefly placed her slender hand above her eyes, watching 'Little Friend Song Shuhang' gradually disappear into the distance.

"Yes, sending my friend Shuhang back into space was definitely the right choice. I feel much better now," said Fairy Flowing Firefly. Besides her tendency to overthink, Fairy Flowing Firefly also had a slight case of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

The mere thought of Song Shuhang's 'thirty-day' space journey, which hadn't met the target and was still more than twenty days short, made Fairy Flowing Firefly feel uneasy and uncomfortable.

But things are better now.

Fairy Flowing Firefly opened the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' and sent a message: "I have sent my friend Song Shuhang into space again and left a Daoist mark on him. In a month, any fellow Daoists in space can bring him back. Or I can bring him down with me then."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "You've worked hard, ＠＃％×Fairy." Shuhang, you've also worked hard.

Fairy Flowing Firefly: "This is my promise to Venerable White, and it's what I should do."

At that moment, Song Shuhang, who was chatting with Gao Moumou, took out his phone, saw the message, and was completely dumbfounded.

I was sent into space again? When did that happen?

If I have already been sent back into space, then who am I sitting in front of Gao Moumou now?