Song Shuhang Was Very Happy... My Foot!
Gao Moumou rubbed his eyes and came to his senses.
"That's strange, how did I suddenly fall asleep?" Gao Moumou asked, puzzled.
Did he suffer from heatstroke and pass out?
He found himself no longer under the shade of the trees outside the villa, but lying on the sofa in the villa's living room.
It seems someone moved him back to the villa.
On the sofa next to him, the Daoist priest, with whom he got along very well, was leisurely drinking tea, holding a teacup in both hands. In front of the priest were several roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) sandwiches.
"Old Gao, you're awake." At that moment, Song Shuhang's voice came.
Gao Moumou looked in the direction of the sound and saw Shuhang squatting in an empty space in the living room, peeling open a large box.
"Yes, you're awake. Shuhang, how long was I unconscious?" Gao Moumou asked.
"Not long, just a few minutes," Song Shuhang replied casually.
... The hypnotic gas's effect was very short-lived. He had just signed for the package and then carried Gao Moumou and the package back to the room. Before he could even open the package, Gao Moumou had already woken up.
"Looks like he really has heatstroke? By the way, Shuhang, Tubo arrived yet?" Gao Moumou asked—he felt particularly refreshed after his nap.
Song Shuhang turned to Gao Moumou and said, "They're probably stuck in traffic. They haven't arrived yet. Should we call and ask?"
As he spoke, he saw Daoist Horizon reach out and grab another roujiamo (Chinese hamburger), then happily begin to eat it.
This is the seventh one already!
The Old Daoist, who was drinking tea and eating a roujiamo (Chinese hamburger), shamelessly came up to us.
Song Shuhang wasn't the owner of the villa, so it wasn't appropriate to kick him out.
The villa's owner, Yu Jiaojiao, was too embarrassed to drive away a Peak Fifth-Grade Spirit Emperor.
Daoist Horizon was not shy at all; once inside, he acted as if he were at home, eating and drinking as if he were at home.
He truly lives up to his reputation as Transmission Maniac.
Gao Moumou stretched his body, walked over to Shuhang, and casually asked, "Shuhang, what's in that box?"
"It's a gift from an elder, I guess. I don't even know what's inside yet," Song Shuhang replied, finally unwrapping the box.
What appeared before him was a square piece of metal, which looked like a metal ingot, with not even a seam in sight.
Don't tell me this huge metal ingot is a gift!
"Is this the gift?" Yu Jiaojiao's voice rang in Shuhang's ears. To avoid being overheard by Gao Moumou, she used a Secret Voice Transmission.
Song Shuhang thought for a moment and said, "When I moved it, it didn't feel heavy, so it's very likely that it's hollow inside. Perhaps it's a specially made metal box that requires a special method to open."
However, it cannot be ruled out that this is an exceptionally light metal ingot, which Master Bamboo Pipe found for his disciples to use in refining weapons.
Thinking of this, Shuhang took out the Golden Chain again.
The gold chain had previously resonated with the cube-shaped metal. If the object was a box, the Golden Chain would be the key to open it.
When Shuhang took out the chain, the metal ingot and the Golden Chain resonated once again.
On the left side of the metal cube, thirty-three animal patterns are displayed. The patterns form a circle, corresponding exactly to the Thirty-Three Beasts on the Golden Chain.
However, the order of the Thirty-Three Beasts on the metal cube is different from that on the Golden Chain.
Song Shuhang squatted down and tried to use a smartphone, reaching out and pressing on one of the 'beast' patterns, dragging it to change the order.
He succeeded. Just like playing a mobile game, the 'beast' patterns could be dragged by Song Shuhang's finger, allowing him to change their order.
In this way, Shuhang knew how to open the 'metal ingot' box. He compared it with the Golden Chain in his hand and arranged the patterns of the Thirty-Three Beasts in order.
Soon, the pattern was successfully arranged.
The next moment, the top surface of the metal cube slowly slid open, revealing an opening.
Upon seeing this, Gao Moumou exclaimed, "So high-tech?"
"Yes." Song Shuhang nodded—and it was cutting-edge technology, something from 130 years ago. Indeed, many modern technological products were probably already broken by cultivators many years ago.
The box was opened, Shuhang stood up, looking at the box.
Having paid a Fourth-Grade Spirit Stone as a storage fee, what exactly is the "gift" inside the box?
"So beautiful!" Yu Jiaojiao on his shoulder exclaimed.
Yes, it's beautiful.
Inside the box, layer upon layer, was a whole box full of... clothes.
And they're all dressed in women's clothing!
A wide variety of women's clothing, each piece unique, each matching the Immortal Garments worn by ＠＃％×Fairy in mythology.
But... it's just pretty, nothing more.
These Immortal Garments are not magic robes.
Because of the material, they are much sturdier than ordinary clothes, but they are not robes at all, and do not have the functions and defensive capabilities of robes.
Although they are covered with various array runes, the sole purpose of those runes is to make the 'Immortal Garments' even more beautiful.
Because of their special materials, and the protective array inside the metal ingot box, these Immortal Garments have been well preserved to this day.
One thing is certain now: the disciple of the Bamboo Pipe elder of the Thirty-Three Beast God Sect is a ＠＃％×Fairy.
Moreover, she doesn't look very old, or she's petite.
Because Immortal Garments in this box are on the smaller side.
With trembling hands, Song Shuhang pulled out an Immortal Garments. It was light blue and exuded an air of nobility, but because it was small, it also looked somewhat cute.
Shuhang recalled a petite girl— Su Clan’s Sixteen.
Cultivators have excellent memories, so Shuhang only needed to recall Sixteen's physique in his mind and compare it to hers to be certain that this elegant yet adorable Immortal Garments would suit Sixteen perfectly.
Her short hair and pretty face, even without makeup, would look amazing paired with this light blue Immortal Garments!
Next, Shuhang saw the second layer in the box—in the second layer, there were also Immortal Garments, but they looked a little larger.
Shuhang put the blue Immortal Garments back, then picked up another Immortal Garments from the second room and unfolded it. This one was pure white and was shaped like a short dress, but the back hem was longer.
The size was a whole size too big... That's strange, why would Elder Bamboo Pipe buy two different sizes of clothes as a gift for his disciple?
The second model of the pure white Immortal Garments reminded Shuhang of another familiar fellow Daoist— Soft Feather.
The short skirt with a long back hem is a youthful and vibrant Immortal Garments, perfect for the long-legged Soft Feather!
However, there is a significant size difference between Su Clan’s Sixteen and Soft Feather!
Could it be that Elder Bamboo Pipe's disciple cultivates a special technique that grants him the ability to transform, causing his body shape to frequently change?
Or perhaps Elder Bamboo Pipe's disciples aren't just one? Perhaps a group of female cultivators?
So many Immortal Garments, they all look very beautiful. There are some that suit Su Clan’s Sixteen, some that suit Soft Feather, and there are many more models below. Perhaps you can find one that suits even more people.
Song Shuhang was happy... my ass!
What does he plan to do with so many women's clothes?!
A precious Fourth-Grade Spirit Stone was exchanged for a whole box of Immortal Garments... although the value of these Immortal Garments is likely to far exceed that of Fourth-Grade Spirit Stone.
But should we let him set up a stall and sell his Immortal Garments?
Furthermore, how exactly do these Immortal Garments resonate so strongly with the Golden Chain?
Or perhaps the resonance of the Golden Chain earlier was actually related to this box?
"So many women's clothes? And they're all classic style." At this moment, Gao Moumou walked over and leaned over to glance at the women's clothes in the box.
"I never expected it to be full of women's clothing," Song Shuhang said, both amused and exasperated.
Gao Moumou joked, "The elder who gave you this gift is quite interesting. Or... Shuhang, do you have some kind of peculiar fetish?"
"Pah, you're the one with a cross-dressing fetish," Song Shuhang laughed and scolded.
"I didn't say you had a cross-dressing fetish. I was just wondering if you had some kind of unusual collecting habit," Gao Moumou chuckled.
But suddenly, his eyes lit up.
[Ah, this fetish is interesting—should we add a 'cross-dressing fetish' to the protagonist's character? No, that's too direct. I should create a clever plot where the protagonist cross-dresses to carry out a secret mission, or attends some kind of banquet.]
Gao Moumou felt his inspiration had been ignited, and countless plot ideas were popping into his brain. He really wanted to write them down right away!
Song Shuhang had no idea what Gao Moumou was thinking, otherwise he would definitely... give Gao Moumou a thumbs up and then buy him a prime spot in Yu Jiaojiao's Undersea Graveyard.
Because he's not the main character!
After putting the Immortal Garments back in the box, Song Shuhang sighed, "I'll take these things back first."
After saying this, he greeted Gao Moumou and Daoist Horizon, then picked up the metal box and went back to his room.
As they went up the stairs, Shuhang said to Yu Jiaojiao on his shoulder, "Jiaojiao, do you like any of these clothes? Why don't you pick one out?"
Once Yu Jiaojiao advances to the Fifth-Grade and transforms into human form, she'll be able to use it!
A box full of Immortal Garments makes it the perfect gift.
When Yu Jiaojiao heard this, she chuckled and said, "Forget it, I'm still a while away from reaching the Fifth-Grade Transformation. So, you can keep these Immortal Garments to please your future Daoist partner. Besides, Shuhang, you don't really fit my aesthetic standards."
Song Shuhang: "..."
How should he answer Miss Yu Jiaojiao?
I'm so sorry, my Jiaojiao girl, I can't grow a fish head. I'm so sorry I don't meet your aesthetic standards.
Actually, Song Shuhang misunderstood the issue of aesthetics.
Yu Jiaojiao's aesthetic sense leans towards that of her father Flood Dragon. To her, a handsome man must first possess hard Dragon Horn or the small horns of a jiao (a type of dragon-like creature)...
Can a man without even Dragon Horn be called handsome?