Does My Friend Really Have to Court Death Like This?

Gao Moumou started writing halfway through his drinks last night. So, relatively speaking, he drank the least among the group. Plus, he has a good alcohol tolerance and woke up relatively early.

After regaining his senses, he took the script and began searching for Song Shuhang.

He couldn't wait to show Shuhang this 'interesting' script.

At this moment, Song Shuhang was on the balcony of the villa chatting with Yu Jiaojiao, who was in her mother's form, about the things to pay attention to during the [Tribulation Transcendence].

Shuhang is now at the Second-Grade Seventh Dantian [Dragon Head Dantian] level, very close to the tribulation crossing stage. At this time, he must learn more about the Tribulation Transcendence process.

At that moment, he had a feeling that cultivation was actually just like going to school.

Cultivation is just like daily learning; it's a time to enrich one's knowledge and improve one's abilities.

Then, the Tribulation Transcendence at each major realm is like a test, such as a middle school entrance exam or a college entrance exam. In order to Tribulation Transcendence, cultivators must cultivate hard and prepare desperately.

He now feels like he was about to take the college entrance exam back then.

Yu Jiaojiao recounted her experience of overcoming the Second-Grade Heavenly Movement Realm to Song Shuhang.

"However, you can only take my experience as a reference. I am a hybrid of Flood Dragon and Fish Demon, and my Heavenly Tribulation is different from yours. Moreover, I had my father protecting me back then, and he prepared many items for me to Tribulation Transcendence. In short, you should ask the human cultivators in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' for more information, and pay special attention to what you human cultivators need to prepare when you are about to Tribulation Transcendence," Yu Jiaojiao said.

"Thank you, Jiaojiao," Song Shuhang.

What do human cultivators need to prepare for Tribulation Transcendence?

Let's ask Senior White after Senior White comes out. If Senior White doesn't come out for a long time, we can also ask the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, such as Northern River's Loose Cultivator.

There's a very tense feeling Tribulation Transcendence.

As I was pondering this, I heard footsteps behind me.

Shuhang and Yu Jiaojiao stopped talking about 'Tribulation Transcendence' and turned to look.

Then, the two saw Gao Moumou walking over, carrying a thick stack of manuscript paper.

"Shuhang, so you're here. Oh, Jiaojiao is here too. That's perfect." Gao Moumou smiled, went to the balcony, pulled out a chair, and lay down.

"Old Gao, were you looking for me?" Song Shuhang smiled and looked at Gao Moumou —he had already received news from Yu Jiaojiao that Gao Moumou had gotten drunk yesterday and then furiously wrote 50,000 words.

Now, he finds the image of Gao Moumou frantically typing on his computer while indulging in a life of debauchery quite amusing.

Of course, he was also heartbroken for his close friend, who had written 50,000 words in a drunken rage... So, Shuhang felt sorry for Gao Moumou for three seconds.

"I've finished writing the beginning of the script, let me show it to you." Gao Moumou poured himself a cup of tea and handed the script to Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang took the manuscript paper and was astonished—Holy crap, Gao Moumou not only wrote 50,000 words yesterday, but also compiled the beginning of the script and printed it out?

Yesterday's Gao Moumou has definitely transformed into a super Gao Moumou!

After admiring and feeling sorry for Gao Moumou for three seconds, Shuhang started reading the script.

Yu Jiaojiao also leaned over and looked at the script with him.

The story is set in a parallel future.

Then, the premise is that Earth is suddenly attacked by an incredibly powerful 'mysterious force'. Under the attack of this powerful and mysterious force, humanity on Earth suffers heavy losses and enters an apocalyptic era.

At this time, another mysterious force appeared on Earth—a second mysterious force—that has been preserving humanity and preventing its destruction.

That mysterious force protecting humanity is the legendary immortal cultivators, possessing unparalleled power. The strongest among them can move mountains and overturn seas, and ride the clouds and mist.

To resist attacks from a mysterious hostile force, cultivators united and began recruiting disciples. They stepped out of their secluded state and assumed the role of guardians of the world.

"As expected of Gao Moumou, he can come up with such a clever worldview so easily," Song Shuhang remarked.

"Absolutely." Gao Moumou took a sip of tea and said smugly—he was looking forward to seeing Shuhang's expression when he saw what was to come.

Song Shuhang continued reading.

The story unfolds.

The protagonist is a disciple of a medium-sized sect within a cultivation world. As per Song Shuhang's requirements, the protagonist is handsome and possesses an exceptional temperament.

"Not bad, not bad." Song Shuhang nodded. He was sure that Venerable White would be satisfied with such a role.

However, as he continued reading, Song Shuhang's expression turned strange.

The story officially unfolds in its first act, beginning with a martial arts competition within the sect.

It's a martial arts duel between the protagonist and a senior brother named 'Gao Sheng'.

Then, the handsome and dashing protagonist was repeatedly beaten up by this protagonist named Gao Sheng.

They competed in various techniques, including swordsmanship, fist fighting, and leg techniques. Yet, the protagonist couldn't defeat his Senior Brother Gao Sheng, in any of them.

Song Shuhang pictured the handsome, ethereal Senior White being utterly defeated by a senior brother named 'Gao Sheng'.

Song Shuhang rubbed his temples, his mental energy activating between his brows, and felt a sharp pain as if a hammer had hit his head—but this pain was nothing compared to the agony he felt when he saw the script.

"Gao Moumou, may I ask you a question?" Song Shuhang.

"Ask away," Gao Moumou said smugly, crossing his legs.

Song Shuhang asked, "Who will play the role of this senior brother named 'Gao Sheng'?"

"You know perfectly well why I, being handsome, should play the role," Gao Moumou.

He had barely finished speaking when he noticed a change in Song Shuhang's expression.

The look in Song Shuhang's eyes was filled with pity, and there was even a hint of great compassion.

Even, perhaps it was just Gao Moumou's imagination, he actually saw golden light emanating from around Song Shuhang, just like the Buddha, with Merit Golden Light spreading everywhere, full of great compassion and mercy.

"Don't look at me like that. Let me tell you, even if you disagree, I will still force this role on you, unless you don't want the script I wrote!" Gao Moumou said firmly.

Song Shuhang nodded. "Don't worry, I won't object to this role. Really, I won't object at all."

After saying that, Song Shuhang reached out and gently patted Gao Moumou's shoulder, letting out a soft sigh.

Then he Secret Voice Transmission to Yu Jiaojiao: "Jiaojiao, how much does a plot of land in the ocean cost? I think I need to consider buying one for my best friend."

Yu Jiaojiao looked confused. "?"

"Because the protagonist of this script is Venerable White," Song Shuhang exclaimed.

Yu Jiaojiao suddenly realized!

"What are you two doing exchanging glances?!" Gao Moumou said. "Just say what you have to say."

"It's okay, really it's okay. Let's continue reading the script." Song Shuhang laughed.

Of course... he was just joking. Senior White isn't that petty; he can definitely accept this kind of situation. It's just acting, after all.

Shuhang continued reading Gao Moumou's script.

Speaking of which, "Senior Brother Gao Sheng" keeps provoking the protagonist, wanting to test his skills against him in eighteen different weapons—this scene seems a bit familiar.

Suddenly, Song Shuhang recalled a scene.

"Little White, where did you go? I thought you were lost."

"Little White, shall we practice boxing (knife, sword, staff, spear)?"

"Little White, watch out for knives (fists, swords, clubs, spears)!"

"Little White, again!"

"Hey, Little White, that's enough practice for today. I'll come find you to play again tomorrow!"

The sound effect was a series of horse bell sounds...

Holy crap!

A vast desert and Young Man in Blue with a White Horse!

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang glanced at Gao Moumou with a strange look, feeling that his best friend had unintentionally really gotten himself into a terrible mess.

Do we really need to use this script?

If it's used, Gao Moumou won't be the only one to suffer!

--If this script were given to Senior White, would he feel that Song Shuhang was using the script to allude to something?

When the time comes, Song Shuhang will have to take the blame for his best friend Gao Moumou's unintentional self-destructive actions!

[Never mind, let's put this plot aside for now and watch the rest of the story first.]

After rubbing his temples, Song Shuhang took a deep breath and continued watching the following plot.

In the story, after the protagonist is abused by his Senior Brother Gao Sheng in various ways, a beautiful senior sister will appear to apply medicine and heal his injuries.

This is a good concept. The moment this senior sister appears, she gives off a gentle yet mature vibe. It's great.

But then, the plot took a sharp turn for the worse.

My senior is suddenly getting married... but the groom isn't the main character?

Fortunately, the senior sister and the protagonist made a promise, "[On my wedding day, you will come to me. If you come, I will give up everything and marry you.]"

Following the usual formula, the next step should be the protagonist having a major outburst, disrupting his senior sister's wedding, and then getting married to her, right?

However, Gao Moumou did not play by the rules.

On his way to his senior sister's wedding, the protagonist was attacked by a 'hostile mysterious force', fell into a coma for several days, and missed his senior sister's wedding.

When he woke up, his senior sister had already become someone else's cultivation partner...

Then, Gao Moumou described the protagonist's heart-wrenching regret and Lushan Waterfall sorrow when he lost his senior sister.

Is it really okay to be so reckless?

Song Shuhang looked up at Gao Moumou again.

"This part was an idea from Daoist Horizon, isn't it great?" Gao Moumou laughed, pointing to a corner of the script and specifically noting "[Materials provided by Daoist Horizon]".

Song Shuhang felt a throbbing headache returning.

Letting Daoist Horizon into the villa was indeed a huge mistake!

Damn it, if Venerable White has any objections to this part of the plot, he'll definitely betray Daoist Horizon immediately. Song Shuhang thought to himself.

Song Shuhang continued reading.

After losing his senior sister, the protagonist drowned his sorrows in alcohol for a while, and then... he met a second woman he deeply loved.

She was a very pretty girl whose hobby was reading. She liked to sit with the protagonist in the rental bookstore while they read, she liked to sneak in books, she liked to watch the sunset with the protagonist, and she liked to eat chicken legs.

This second female lead was written entirely by Gao Moumou according to Song Shuhang's preferences!