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Chapter 629

Immortal Chef Fairy Bie Xue is online!

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Clearly, the selfie-loving Fairy Lychee on Earth is the real Fairy Lychee, while the one in the Jadewater Pavilion is probably a fake.

So, who exactly is the imposter in the Jadewater Pavilion?

A sudden thought flashed through Shuhang's mind, and he suddenly remembered the news from a few days ago that a mysterious "young friend Song Shuhang" had been sent into space by the Fairy Flowing Firefly... Thankfully, he had luckily escaped a disaster.

Then, he thought of the topic from a few days ago in the "Nine Provinces Number One Group" where Northern River's Loose Cultivator mobilized the seniors in the group to besiege the "Copper Trigram Immortal Master" senior, setting up a net in space.

In addition, there was the astonishing Disguise Technique of the senior Copper Trigram Immortal Master — Song Shuhang had witnessed the master's Disguise Technique back on the isolated island overseas. Yesterday he was a mighty and strong man on horseback, but the next day he would immediately transform into a hot girl with an hourglass figure.

In summary, Song Shuhang realized that he might have inadvertently touched upon the truth.

So, should I expose Master Copper Trigram Immortal Master?

Song Shuhang really wanted to send a message in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' to reveal that the Copper Trigram Immortal Master might be in the Jadewater Pavilion.

--This is a very interesting mindset.

To give an example, imagine a mysterious case where everyone else is kept in the dark, but you've discovered the truth. Then, when everyone is discussing the case and speculating on various flawed points, many people will feel an urge to reveal the truth.

Song Shuhang is being extremely impulsive right now!

Fortunately, he gritted his teeth and suppressed the urge.

"If you don't court death, you won't die," Song Shuhang silently repeated to himself. He absolutely could not become the second Senior Three Waves; he didn't want to become the Overlord Blade Song Three!

If he were to send a message in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' right now, it would reveal that he is still on Earth—because his modified phone cannot access the internet in space.

When that time comes, the obsessive-compulsive Fairy Flowing Firefly will come knocking on his door again and ascend to heaven.

That way, he would perish together with the Senior Copper Trigram.

It's not worth risking your own life to expose the Copper Trigram Immortal Master's deeds.

Of course, he could try to tell the seniors in the group, such as Northern River's Loose Cultivator, about this via private message.

However... now is not the time.

Song Shuhang put away his phone and looked at Onion Lady and Daoist Horizon, who were still in the process of transferring their powers.

Daoist Horizon was in the final stage of the 'transfer of power'—he was pouring the last wave of pure spiritual energy into Onion Lady's Qi Sea Dantian. Once the transfer was complete, he would prepare to conclude the session.

Song Shuhang said, "Onion Lady, perhaps I can teach you the first level of a cultivation technique, which is the Second-Grade cultivation part."

Onion Lady's eyes lit up immediately.

"However, whether you can learn it depends on yourself. Also... after I teach you this technique, you will be considered to have become a disciple of a senior master, a prospective disciple. Are you willing?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Yes, yes! Teach it to me quickly, I'll definitely learn it fast. And I'll definitely be a very filial and good apprentice." Onion Lady nodded vigorously.

Song Shuhang calmly said, "In addition, I have another request."

"Tell me, tell me!" Onion Lady was getting impatient; she felt Song Shuhang was being too long-winded.

"After I teach you this technique, as a price, you cannot escape without my permission. I will only set you free after I retrieve that thing. If you agree, make an oath," Song Shuhang.

Onion Lady froze, feeling conflicted.

The reason she gritted her teeth and endured the power transfer technique from Daoist Horizon, even without fear of the aftereffects, was because she wanted to improve her strength so she could escape from Song Shuhang's side!

But now, if she agrees to Song Shuhang's conditions, what's the point of her accepting the power transfer?

Onion Lady looked awkward.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Sure enough, this silly scallion, after receiving the power transmission from Daoist Horizon, saw its strength increase greatly and ran away from him!

Tsk, I definitely won't let her have her way.

Actually, if the Enlightenment Stone hadn't been attached to her, Song Shuhang would have let her go long ago. However, the Enlightenment Stone was too important to Song Shuhang... He absolutely couldn't let this silly girl escape!

Song Shuhang had already made up his mind: he would raise his vigilance level towards Onion Lady by three levels and keep a close eye on her!

Then, when Venerable White comes out, ask Venerable White to brand Onion Lady with the 'Disposable Song Shuhang 001 Edition' mark. Once Onion Lady escapes, activate the mark and forcibly send her back!

That's a great idea!

Onion Lady was still torn—if she didn't agree to Song Shuhang's request, she was currently at the Second-Grade Realm and didn't have the corresponding method for Fortune, so she would almost certainly die at this level without making any progress. And with Song Shuhang already advancing to the Third-Grade, she had no way to escape.

If they agree to Song Shuhang's request, although they still won't have a chance to escape, they can at least obtain a Second-Grade cultivation technique and receive the power transfer from Daoist Horizon.

If the outcome is the same, then at least try to gain some benefits for yourself... Besides, there are loopholes in oaths!

"You promise to give me my freedom after that thing is removed?" Onion Lady looked at Song Shuhang and asked through gritted teeth.

"I swear to my own Heavenly Tribulation," Song Shuhang —a vow made before the Heavenly Tribulation has a strong binding force.

"Alright, I promise you, and I swear to my own Heavenly Tribulation as well." Onion Lady said, "As long as you keep your promise, I will keep mine! I will not run away before that thing is retrieved."

--You foolish mortal, I won't run away on my own, but I'll leave you a note, and then leave 'openly and honestly'. Hahahaha.

"Deal." Song Shuhang smiled slightly, thinking to himself—after Venerable White comes out, I'll secretly brand Onion Lady with 'Disposable Song Shuhang 001 Edition'!

One isn't enough; it's best to brand several to ensure she can be repatriated no matter where she flees to!

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Both parties have finished taking their oaths.

Song Shuhang taught Onion Lady the <Heaven's Weeping Canon> through 'Secret Voice Transmission'.

The Heaven's Weeping Canon is now divided into five levels. The first level is Second-Grade- grade cultivation technique, and the fifth level is Sixth-Grade- grade technique.

Song Shuhang passed on the first level of the technique to Onion Lady.

Second-Grade- grade cultivation techniques are generally not difficult to practice; the core lies in the incantation and the route for Fortune.

As an exclusive divine skill, the "Heaven's Weeping Canon" has a rather complex route for the Fortune —however, there is a shortcut to this skill.

The more heartbroken a person is, the faster they can master this technique. The greater the emotional wounds and the stronger the sorrow, the faster they will learn the technique.

For example, the 'protagonist' in Gao Moumou's script is particularly suited to practicing this divine skill.

Daoist Horizon glanced at Shuhang and Onion Lady, sighed deeply, and said, "Alas, it's too late to start cultivating Second-Grade technique now."

Even Second-Grade- grade cultivation technique typically takes one to several days to master.

But now, his Great Transmission Technique is nearing its end; it will conclude once he has filled Onion Lady's Qi Sea Dantian with true qi.

It will only take a dozen minutes at most.

In other words, Onion Lady needs to master the skills taught by her friend Song Shuhang within a dozen minutes.

This is far too much to ask of this scallion! Unless this Onion Spirit is a once-in-a-millennium cultivation genius, it would be impossible for it to complete this technique in such a short time.

Song Shuhang smiled slightly and replied, "But Daoist Master, we must give it a try. A try might offer a chance of success, while not trying means we'll never succeed. Opportunity favors the prepared mind!"

Daoist Horizon glanced at Shuhang again and smiled, "Young friend Song truly lives up to her reputation as a Buddhist Sect disciple; even her words are imbued with Zen wisdom. I hope she can master the cultivation technique you impart to her within ten minutes."

Song Shuhang: "..."

The current Song Shuhang is bald, even his eyebrows have turned to ashes in the Heavenly Tribulation. He wears a Jade-Green Kasaya and has a layer of dazzling Merit Golden Light on his body. His basic skill is the 'Vajra Foundation Fist'.

No one would believe Shuhang if he said he wasn't Buddhist Sect disciple!

He touched his bald head, gritted his teeth, and used the "Hair-Growth Technique" he had learned from the "Dharma King Creation".

After one Hair-Growth Technique... Song Shuhang's hair grew back incredibly fast.

In the blink of an eye, his hair had grown to his waist.

Hair-Growth Technique is very effective, but sometimes the length of the growing hair is uncontrollable. Sometimes it only grows a single layer of hair, while other times it grows wildly, sometimes reaching tens of meters in length.

If I have the chance, I must change this 'Jade-Green Kasaya' into a Daoist robe!

At this moment, Onion Lady was wholeheartedly cultivating the <Heaven's Weeping Canon> taught by Song Shuhang.

Without a master to guide her, Song Shuhang simply read the second layer of the manual to her by 'Secret Voice Transmission'.

Whether or not she can successfully cultivate depends entirely on Onion Lady's talent and comprehension.

But Onion Lady's talent... it takes three hundred years to cultivate from First-Grade and one aperture to Third Aperture, and a hundred years to open one aperture. What expectations do you still have for her talent?

At this moment, Onion Lady silently recited the incantation of the <Heaven's Weeping Canon>, guiding her true energy to circulate along the meridian routes described in the manual.

Fortunately, thanks to the Enlightenment Stone, her comprehension level increased significantly, and her cultivation went smoothly without any mistakes.

Even if everything goes smoothly, it will still take her at least two days to successfully cultivate the Heaven's Weeping Canon.

However, what she lacked most right now was time—she had overheard Song Shuhang and Daoist Horizon's conversation, and she only had a dozen minutes to spare!

Onion Lady was very anxious.

However, she must be careful not to be impatient or restless when practicing. When she gets anxious, her progress in the technique actually slows down.

Onion Lady was very disappointed.

Is this how it ends?

Is her life destined to be this tragic forever?

Unconsciously, she recalled her Onion Life —a life she couldn't bear to look back on.

She was originally a carefree Onion Spirit, but after learning two hundred inexplicable skills necessary for a fairy to survive, she prepared to go down the mountain to explore the world.

She had barely descended the mountain, before she could even begin her extraordinary life or make a name for herself in the martial arts world, when she encountered the nun Jiudeng... and was imprisoned in Heavenly Dragon Temple for three hundred years.

She thought being imprisoned for three hundred years was bad enough... but little did she know that something even worse was waiting for her.

Three hundred years later, she finally regained her freedom. But before she could even enjoy herself for a few days, she ran into Song Shuhang again... Her robbery failed, and she ended up losing everything.

Her tragic Onion Life truly began after she met Song Shuhang.

For example, the onion tip was cut off; the onion tip was cut off again; the onion tip was eaten by Spirit Ghost; her entire scallion body was melted; and her onion tip was turned to ashes by Heavenly Thunder.

I'm so sad, so sad.

Onion Lady felt so much sadness; the more she thought about it, the more she wanted to cry.

Instantly, her "tears welled up" and she burst into tears.

She cried so hard.

While Onion Lady was heartbroken and weeping... her "Heaven's Weeping Canon" suddenly sped up like a race car at full throttle.

Within two minutes, the newly generated true energy in her Origin Dantian was transformed into 'Heaven's Weeping True Qi'. Then, this 'Heaven's Weeping True Qi' seemed to have its own consciousness and began to circulate rapidly in her meridians. Without Onion Lady's control, it quickly entered the various complex meridians and began to circulate again and again.

As the <Heaven's Weeping Canon> became more and more complete, Onion Lady's sorrow grew even greater.

Large tears rolled down her cheeks.

The rich aroma of scallions wafted through the air, drifting further and further away.

Daoist Horizon saw Onion Lady suddenly burst into tears, he felt a pang of sympathy and comforted her, saying, "Why is this little onion crying all of a sudden? Even if you can't successfully cultivate the technique, there's no need to be sad. After all, it's very difficult for an onion to master a Second-Grade technique in just over ten minutes."

"It's alright, Daoist Master. This must be related to the cultivation technique I taught you. That technique can affect the cultivator's emotions, making them more prone to tears," Song Shuhang quickly explained.

"Such a bizarre cultivation method?" Daoist Horizon's lips twitched. He felt that the name sounded somewhat familiar when he heard it.

Wait, isn't this the Crying Old Man's technique? The one that supposedly makes both the cultivator and the enemy weep!

Just as Daoist Horizon pondering, the aroma of scallions around them grew stronger and stronger.

It was the tears of the Onion Lady, and the scent emanating from her tears.

"Gurgle, gurgle~~" Song Shuhang's stomach growled—he had just survived eleven waves of Heavenly Tribulation, and he was very exhausted, so he was hungry.

Almost simultaneously, Yu Jiaojiao's stomach also rumbled. She had only been drinking yesterday and hadn't eaten much, so she was hungry.

As Onion Lady wept, she heard Song Shuhang's stomach growl and a scene suddenly flashed into her mind— Song Shuhang grinning wickedly, cruelly plucking off her tender onion tips to fill his stomach.

The sight terrified her, and her cries grew even louder.

Song Shuhang: "..."

This "Heaven's Weeping Canon" is great in every way, except it's so incredibly touching and makes me cry so easily... it's adorable!

Well, the prerequisite is that the cultivator must be a cute girl.

It's one thing for a grown man to cry all the time; it's disgusting.

At that very moment, an Immortal Ark was rapidly flying towards Song Shuhang and the others' location in the distance.

It is Fairy Bie Xue's Immortal Ark.

She sensed Song Shuhang undergoing his tribulation and rushed over as quickly as possible—Song Shuhang was crucial to her ability to contact Venerable Bai.

Song Shuhang cannot afford any problems before finding Venerable White.

As the Immortal Ark drew near, Fairy Bie Xue took a light sniff.

The aroma of scallions is so strong!

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