Cultivation Chat Group
Chapter 631

Dharma King Creation wanted to start a livestream

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After turning on her phone, Sixteen frowned slightly. She reached out and slapped the phone, casting a 'Charging Technique' on it, and the phone started up smoothly.

This minor Daoist technique, developed by the senior "Mad Saber Three Waves," has now become widely circulated among the Daoist friends and circles of the "Nine Provinces Number One Group." To be honest... the fact that Mad Saber Three Waves could develop such an exquisite minor Daoist technique truly proves the saying, "Don't judge a book by its cover." Perhaps those who seem reckless actually possess rich imaginations and creativity?

After powering on, Sixteen swiped rapidly across the screen, dragging out the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'.

She went directly into the group chat history, scrolled down to her messages from before her seclusion, and started scrolling.

She joined the group a long time ago on the recommendation of Su Clan’s Seven; however, due to her personality, she didn't speak much in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'.

Over the past few months, the group chat had accumulated a lot of messages, and Sixteen hadn't had time to read them all. She just scrolled through them casually to get a general idea of what had happened in the group over the past few months.

She learned a lot from the chat history.

Ever since she sent herself to Song Shuhang and their last meeting... Song Shuhang's life became much more colorful thanks to the seniors of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'.

For example... after she went into seclusion, Song Shuhang received the legendary 'True Lord White', and many hilarious things happened.

There's also the Mysterious Island, the Chu Household's Immortal Severing Platform, Hand Tractor Race.

Finally, a few days ago... Song Shuhang was sent into space.

It was @#%×Fairy Liuying who sent him into space twice!

Su Clan’s Sixteen: "..."

Song Shuhang seems to be having a tough time lately?

Moreover, without realizing it, Shuhang has already Second-Grade Realm. How fast... When I first met him, he had just entered the world of cultivation and was building his foundation with the help of the senior Medicine Master.

In just a few months, he had officially become a monk.

He's clearly missed the best age for cultivation, but his cultivation speed is still very fast. Sixteen's eyes were bright.

"I wonder when he'll come back from space." Sixteen swiped through the chat interface of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'.

She has decided to attempt to break through to the Fourth-Grade Realm again at the end of this month. This time, she will not fail!

She originally wanted to see Song Shuhang again before attempting to break through to the Fourth-Grade Realm. Unexpectedly, he went to space.

Very well, I'll meet him again after I've Tribulation Transcendence. Then I can Blade Flight and give him a surprise.

While Sixteen was pondering, someone sent a message in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'.

Lay Buddhist Xian Gong, "I was so angry I almost laughed today. I finally found someone to trade with me for genuine 'Dragon Demon Blood,' but the Dragon Demon Blood they offered was only a tiny clump the size of a thumb, and it was only Fifth-Grade. That guy asked for 300,000 Rank 6 Spirit Stone right off the bat. Is he crazy for Spirit Stone? Or does he think I'm a fool?"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Three hundred thousand sixth-grade Spirit Stone? Are you crazy?"

"Northern River, have you heard anything from your side?" Lay Buddhist Xian Gong asked dejectedly.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "I apologize, Senior Xian Gong. Several Outer Heavenly Demon have indeed descended recently, but they are all low-level Black Demon, only at the third or fourth rank. If I receive any news, I will inform you immediately."

"Sigh... Please continue to keep an eye on things for me, Beihe." Lay Buddhist Xian Gong Northern River deeply—he always felt that his Fortune had been declining ever since the nuclear bomb hit him.

At this moment, Venerable Seven Cultivations suddenly said, "Xian Gong, if you haven't obtained the Dragon Demon Blood in three months, contact me. I have a way to get you a high-grade Dragon Demon Blood. The price will be fair, but the quality might be very, very high, so it will be a bit pricey. Be prepared."

"Thank you, Seven Cultivations. I will continue to observe. If there is no progress within three months, I will contact you." Lay Buddhist Xian Gong sighed.

Have Dragon Demon become extinct lately? Why don't they appear anymore?

After Lay Buddhist Xian Gong finished speaking, the group was quiet for a while.

Then, another fellow Daoist chimed in.

He is the Soul Song King and the Dharma King Creation.

The Dharma King Creation: "Is there any @#%×Fairy near the Jiangnan Region of China who could help me? @[Lady Driver] Fairy Eastern Six."

The Dharma King Creation: "Huh? Why is there a new title before 'Fairy Eastern Six'?"

Soon, the Fairy Eastern Six popped up. "Damn it, which idiot changed my nickname again? Doudou, did you do it?"

True Lord Yellow Mountain appeared. "It wasn't Doudou who did it. Doudou has run away from home again... This time she went quite far, into space. There's no signal there, so it couldn't have been her. Hehehe, I've been tracking her location. I'll go and bring her back in a few days."

The Fairy Eastern Six: "..."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Senior Yellow Mountain has turned evil."

True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey: "I heard that True Lord Yellow Mountain is going to marry off Doudou?"

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Hahahaha! Well done, True Lord!"

Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "Huh? Doudou is getting married? Who is she marrying? Speaking of which, Senior Yellow Mountain has actually turned so wicked. Is it because of Doudou's song at the last hand-held Hand Tractor Race?"

Lay Buddhist Xian Gong: "What song?"

Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "Um, I can't reveal the song title."

Dongfang Jingxue: "I know, I know. That song is the most interesting. I recently dug it out and listened to it again. It's called 'The Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool,' composed by Doudou. I feel that Doudou's song is the Finishing Touch in the entire Hand Tractor Race; it could be considered the theme song for the Hand Tractor Race. That's true love! So interesting~~"

[System message notification: (******) Dongfang Jingxue has been banned from speaking by the group owner True Lord Yellow Mountain for 30 days.]

@#%×Fairy Dongfang Jingxue... Last time, she was also silenced for a day by the spied True Lord Yellow Mountain because of the discussion about "The Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool".

Unexpectedly, she hasn't learned her lesson and is discussing this song in front of True Lord Yellow Mountain this time.

Medicine Master: "Haha... How interesting!"

Medicine Master [voice input]: "Wait, wait a minute, I wasn't laughing at Senior Yellow Mountain, I was laughing at the nickname of the Fairy Eastern Six. It's just that I typed slowly, so it was only just sent. True Lord, please don't ban me."

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "..." Managing this group is exhausting. Should I disband it?

"Who did that? Besides Doudou, who else would do something so pointless?" Fairy Eastern Six gritted her teeth and said—So what if Lady Driver? Does that mean Lady Driver can't drive? Believe me or not, I'll crush you to pieces!

In the distant 'Seven Cultivations Manor', Venerable Seven Cultivations suddenly had a bad premonition.

If it wasn't done by Doudou from True Lord Yellow Mountain's family, then the only people left who would do something like this are his family's problem children.

The Four Cultivations White Jade Lion and the Six Cultivations Jasmine Fairy are both likely to do this.

So the Venerable Seven Cultivations remained silent and did not speak again.

The Dharma King Creation: "Fairy Eastern Six, speaking of which, are you currently near the Jiangnan Region?"

"What is it?" asked the Fairy Eastern Six.

"I want to record a fun video, so I'd like to ask you to dance as the opening. @#%×Fairy your beautiful dance moves, it'll definitely be special! I'm currently in a newly built film and television city in the Jiangnan Region. There's a very unique palace here, with a flower-filled plaza in front of it. Before the film and television city opens, I've already temporarily booked the area around this palace, planning to take this opportunity to film a video," the Dharma King Creation said with a smile.

"Take a video? Ask me to dance? Sure, no problem. I'm less than an hour away from the Jiangnan Region. Send me your coordinates, and I'll be right there," replied Fairy Eastern Six. She was happy to help with such small favors, especially since she loved dancing.

"Is there any @#%×Fairy in the group who's free to help with the background music? I have a few beautiful songs here, and I'd like to invite any @#%×Fairy to sing them. Ideally, there would be three @#%×Fairy, as this song has three female voices, and it would sound amazing when they sing together," said the Dharma King Creation.

At this moment, the Fairy Flowing Firefly replied, "I'm free. I'll be in the Jiangnan Region in about forty minutes. Give me the coordinates."

"Okay, Fairy Flowing Firefly, I'll send you the coordinates," said the Dharma King Creation happily.

At this moment, Su Clan’s Sixteen looked at the chat content and pondered for a moment.

The Jiangnan Region was where she underwent her last Tribulation Transcendence. Later, she met Song Shuhang near the Jiangnan University Town.

It wouldn't be bad to go and take a look.

After thinking for a moment, Su Clan’s Sixteen also sent a message: "Senior Creation, count me in. However, I'll be a bit slow getting there. A-Qi isn't here today, so I might have to drive, which will take some time."

Upon seeing Sixteen appear, Northern River's Loose Cultivator immediately asked, "Sixteen, is your injury healed?"

"Thank you for your concern, Senior Northern River. The injuries from the last Heavenly Tribulation have completely healed." Sixteen sent a smiling emoji.

The Dharma King Creation said happily, "Sixteen, you don't need to drive. I'll pick you up. Are you at the Su Clan Lands right now?"

"Mm," Sixteen replied with a smile.

"Wait for me, I'll come pick you up right away. With my best effort, it should only take me a little over an hour round trip," the Dharma King Creation said happily.

With the singing voices of Sixteen and Fairy Flowing Firefly, plus the stunning dance of the Fairy Eastern Six, starting a live stream would definitely attract a huge audience!

Yes, the Dharma King Creation isn't planning to film any videos—he wants to do a live stream. The Soul Song King feels that singing alone is a bit boring. In today's internet age, he can easily sing for everyone online!

But if he just started a live stream, he definitely wouldn't attract many viewers. So, the Dharma King Creation came up with a brilliant idea.

"Are there any other @#%×Fairy here? If so, please help me make up the number," said the Dharma King Creation.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Fellow Daoist Creation, do you need my help?"

"Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer is coming to help me? That's wonderful! Your charm will surely have a great effect, but... you have to wear women's clothing! Is that alright?" said the Dharma King Creation.

"Go to hell!" said Young Master Phoenix Slayer.

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