Gao Moumou: Secret Technique, Face-Rolling Keyboard Typing

"Three hundred thousand people?" Song Shuhang was shocked. Goodness, three hundred thousand people! In ancient times, that would have been a huge army.

As expected of the Soul Song King, Senior Creation, while others' songs cost money, his songs require listening with your soul.

Su Clan’s Sixteen's pretty face was filled with confusion. "Senior Creation's live stream? When did that happen?"

"Huh? Fellow Daoist Sixteen, don't you know? Yesterday, before Brother Creation's live stream, weren't you and Fairy Flowing Firefly singing, and then Fairy Eastern Six was dancing to liven things up?" The chubby Master Cloud-Swallowing asked in return, equally puzzled, and in doing so, he inadvertently betrayed Dharma King Creation.

"Huh?" Su Clan’s Sixteen fingers involuntarily touched the hilt of his sword, wanting to give the Senior Creation a good whack!

"Please accept my condolences." Yu Jiaojiao gently patted Sixteen with her little paw.

"Once I advance to the Fourth-Grade, I'll fly over every now and then to challenge Senior Creation's swordsmanship!" Su Clan’s Sixteen could only manage a heavy snort at the end.

The Dharma King Creation cultivates the <War Buddha True Body>, possessing the ability to transform into Super Saiyan Dharma King, with physical strength comparable to Sixth-Grade True Lord.

Besides the War Buddha True Body, he is also skilled in staff techniques. The Battle Buddha Sect's "Sky-Rending Sea-Turning Staff Technique" is known as one of the most powerful staff techniques in the world.

However, as for swordsmanship, the Dharma King Creation only knows some Basic Saber Technique. Asking him for swordsmanship advice... is Sixteen trying to use his strength to attack the enemy's weakest point?

"Fellow Daoist Sixteen, this humble monk supports you!" Master Cloud-Swallowing gave a thumbs up. "If you want to challenge Senior Brother Zaohua to a swordsmanship challenge, I can provide you with his coordinates so he has nowhere to hide."

After a brief exchange, Yu Jiaojiao opened the villa's door. "Master, please come in... I'll go see if the young man in charge of writing the film story is awake yet. If he is, it'll be a good opportunity for him to have a chat with you. He's really looking forward to exchanging ideas with a real screenwriter."

I'm really looking forward to it! Last night, she got Gao Moumou and had the servants put him at the computer desk. Now that a night has passed, did Gao Moumou wake up in the middle of the night and furiously type tens of thousands of words?

So, after inviting Master Cloud-Swallowing into the house, Yu Jiaojiao cast an illusion spell on herself, transforming herself into her mother's appearance, and then happily went to Gao Moumou's room.

In Gao Moumou's room.

His girlfriend, Mei Yi, was still fast asleep due to a hangover—while Tubo and Yangde next door were equally drunk.

Gao Moumou was hunched over the computer desk, drooling all over the floor.

On the computer screen, there was a newly opened typing page, but it was completely empty.

[No writing?] Yu Jiaojiao felt a deep disappointment.

Then, she went behind Gao Moumou and glanced at the 'yesterday's new word count' and 'today's new word count' on the word processing software.

Huh?

Huh?

It's 100,000 words?!

Yesterday there were 60,000 new words added, and today there are 30,000 new words added?

Could it be that Gao Moumou got up in the middle of the night yesterday to write?

Yu Jiaojiao's mood instantly improved, her eyes shining—sure enough, getting Gao Moumou drunk and then throwing him next to the computer worked!

[Let me see the chapter Gao Moumou wrote yesterday. I can't wait to know the plot of this 100,000-word story!] Yu Jiaojiao stretched out her little paw, manipulated the mouse, and opened the page of Gao Moumou's writing from yesterday in the writing software.

A moment later...

Yu Jiaojiao froze completely.

The content, totaling 100,000 words, read, "[Seeking to browse the three-piece set on the left, 1422, authority, Hami City, 98 nitroglycerin, djsmeoghzbe...]"

Yu Jiaojiao was unwilling to give up and continued to scroll down with her mouse... but the long string of content that followed was all similar characters, nonsensical Chinese phrases, or long letters, with some numbers mixed in.

What the heck is this? Yu Jiaojiao recognizes each word individually, but what does the whole sentence mean?

Did Gao Moumou type this in a coded manner while intoxicated?

While pondering, Yu Jiaojiao inadvertently glanced at Gao Moumou's face as she bent down, and then... she cleverly discovered the truth.

Gao Moumou's face was covered with deep keyboard letter marks.

There's no mistake, there's only one truth—this chaotic content of over 100,000 words was typed out by Gao Moumou while he was typing away on the keyboard.

Yu Jiaojiao was heartbroken, feeling completely deceived.

It seems that the plan to get Gao Moumou drunk and throw him onto the computer desk has completely failed.

In this state, Gao Moumou can indeed type, and even type 100,000 words in a row. But the content typed by rolling his face on the keyboard is completely meaningless.

Yu Jiaojiao disappointed and left Gao Moumou's room, returning to the living room.

In the living room, Song Shuhang, Su Clan’s Sixteen, and Daoist Horizon remained silent, staring at Master Cloud-Swallowing.

The plump and fair-skinned Master Cloud-Swallowing had more than a dozen cell phones in front of him, and almost every single one of them was ringing incessantly.

At that moment, Master Cloud-Swallowing was rapidly answering a phone call.

He answers a call, speaks a few words quickly, and hangs up; then he answers the next call quickly, rattles off a string of commands, and hangs up again. This cycle repeats endlessly.

By the time Yu Jiaojiao came down the stairs and arrived in the lobby, Master Cloud-Swallowing had already received at least six phone calls.

What is Master Cloud-Swallowing doing?

Is he not only a national first-class screenwriter, but also a part-time customer service representative for 10086 (China Mobile's customer service hotline)? Is he that busy?

Yu Jiaojiao approached Shuhang and whispered, "What is Master doing?"

"Master is dealing with Senior Dharma King Creation's 'live broadcast incident' yesterday. Three hundred thousand people were directly sent to the hospital. The consequences far exceeded the 'Battle Buddha Sect's' initial budget. Master Cloud-Swallowing and many of his fellow disciples are extremely busy trying to resolve this matter," Song Shuhang replied softly.

The elders of the Battle Buddha Sect never expected that the Dharma King Creation would use a "honey trap" before going live!

According to the original budget of the 'Battle Buddha Sect' management, if the Dharma King Creation, a grown man, were to do a live stream, he would be lucky to get one or two viewers. They would then secretly recruit several thousand lay disciples, each with ten aliases, to create a audience of ten thousand to support the Dharma King Creation. In this way, even if the Dharma King Creation were to speak, the impact would be minimized.

But unexpectedly, the Dharma King Creation used three stunningly beautiful ＠＃％×Fairy as bait, attracting 300,000 viewers in one fell swoop! How despicable!

This resulted in devastating casualties... The elders of the Battle Buddha Sect were filled with deep regret.

Su Clan’s Sixteen sighed from the side, "The masters of the Battle Buddha Sect also work very hard."

Upon hearing this, Master Cloud-Swallowing Monk sniffed and sighed deeply, "It's Hezhi hard work... Alas, the main problem is our lack of experience, and Brother Zaohua is too cunning, actually using a honey trap. Plus, you three ＠＃％×Fairy, Miss Sixteen, are so beautiful and dazzling that you attracted 300,000 people!"

Su Clan’s Sixteen gave an embarrassed dry laugh.

"But at least the matter is temporarily resolved... However, there's still something that worries me. Because of this live stream, Senior Brother Zaohua has become famous online." After a pause, Cloud-Swallowing Monk continued, "And incredibly, at least half a million people have registered accounts on that live streaming website. Apparently, they're all waiting for Senior Brother Zaohua to start another live stream!"

"What?" Song Shuhang couldn't believe it.

He knew the power of the Dharma King Creation's singing voice; he had once sat on his sickbed and sung a song directly in front of the Soul Song King.

After hearing this, Song Shuhang felt utterly hopeless. The phrase "[It's easy to dodge a spear in the open, but hard to guard against an arrow in the dark]" echoed in his mind for a long time, its lingering sound resonating for seven days!

After hearing it once, he vowed never to hear the Dharma King Creation sing again. But now, at least half a million people online are hoping the Dharma King Creation will do another live stream?

"500,000 people is just a preliminary count. Right now, everyone online is curious about just how terrifying that song that can make people faint and foam at the mouth really is. It's all driven by curiosity. Plus, many people in modern cities lack excitement in their lives... That's why we have things like bungee jumping and roller coasters. Brother Zaohua's live stream has the same factor; a large portion of the 500,000 viewers are looking for thrills," Cloud-Swallowing Monk continued to explain.

When Song Shuhang heard the word 'bungee jumping,' his knees suddenly felt weak.

In summary, modern people are bored and have nothing better to do, so they seek excitement and therefore look forward to the live stream of the Dharma King Creation.

From another perspective, deep in the hearts of modern people lies an impulse called 'courting death'.

"Furthermore, there are some recordings of Brother Zaohua singing circulating online. But these recordings seem to lack a certain special power. Apart from being a bit awful, they don't have that power to make your ears pregnant or miscarry. The more this is the case, the more interest Brother Zaohua's live streams will attract, and more and more people are eager for Brother Zaohua to start live streaming again. I'm already worried to death. With the number of followers increasing, what if the next time Brother Zaohua starts live streaming, he sends millions of people to the hospital? I don't know how I'll handle that," Cloud-Swallowing Monk added.

If a million people were admitted to hospitals, it would cause a national sensation, right? No... 300,000 people being admitted to hospitals already caused a national sensation. A million people would definitely cause a global sensation.

But how do we resolve this? Should we stop the Dharma King Creation from singing?

He finally has a live streaming platform, and with the momentum already established, it's not easy to stop him now.

Song Shuhang thought for a moment and suggested, "Perhaps we could have Senior Creation do a live stream abroad? There should be similar programs abroad, right?"

Su Clan’s Sixteen blinked. "That's right, better to die for a fellow Daoist than for this one!"

The Cloud-Swallowing Monk froze for a moment, then slapped his thigh hard. "This method is brilliant!"

It would be wonderful if Brother Zaohua's singing could resound in the skies of a foreign land...