Why Do I Keep Courting Death Without Dying?

When Su Clan’s Seven opened her eyes, she thought she was dreaming.

He was sleeping soundly at the Medicine Master's house yesterday, but when he woke up, he found himself in a coffin? And when he first woke up, he felt a headache, somewhat like the feeling of a hangover.

But he and the Medicine Master didn't drink alcohol yesterday, did they?

A mere coffin could not possibly confine Su Clan’s Seven. With a gentle push, he removed the coffin lid along with the soil covering it.

After breaking out of the coffin, he saw the mound of earth he had broken open, and a rather respectable tombstone: [Tomb of my friend Su Clan’s Seven - erected by Mad Saber Three Waves].

At that moment, A-Qi smiled.

His angry laughter was like a broken bellows, chilling and menacing.

By the way, next to Su Clan’s Seven's tomb, there is another tomb that is twice the size.

The tombstone reads "[Tomb of dear friends, Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan]", and is also signed "[Erected by Mad Saber Three Waves]".

As A-Qi burst from the tomb with a chilling laugh, the Medicine Master also emerged. Along with him, Jiang Ziyan, with her bright purple eyes and slightly bowed head in a shy manner, also emerged—she and the Medicine Master were buried in the same large coffin. Although the witch Jiang Ziyan was also furious, deep down she couldn't hide a hint of joy.

After emerging from the ground, the Medicine Master first glanced at the coffin below, then at his own tombstone, and the bell on his head rang incessantly in anger. "Three Waves, I will never let you go! I will definitely turn you into a medicine man!"

Jiang Ziyan, standing to one side, lowered her head, her gaze fixed on the tombstone inscribed with "[Tomb of the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan]". The anger she felt towards Mad Saber Three Waves had quietly dissipated.

"I'll go and capture Three Waves right now," Su Clan’s Seven said through gritted teeth.

Furthermore, he couldn't understand why, despite resting at the Medicine Master's house yesterday and being less Vigilance, Three Waves had dug two such large graves, erected tombstones, and even brought coffins! He'd then thrown him and the Medicine Master and his apprentice into the coffins. With such a commotion, why didn't he, the Medicine Master, and Jiang Ziyan react at all?

It should be noted that with Su Clan’s Seven's strength and keen senses, even when he is in a deep sleep, he can sense even the slightest disturbance.

But yesterday, he slept like a log, without any reaction at all.

Could it be that yesterday, without realizing it, I was drugged by Mad Saber Three Waves? Or does Mad Saber Three Waves possess some special type of magical artifact?

But no matter what... Three Waves is definitely going to die this time!

"A-Qi, please bring Three Waves here. I will prepare more than ten kinds of excruciating experiments for him to experience," the Medicine Master said through gritted Three Waves.

So, Su Clan’s Seven followed Three Waves.

Although Mad Saber Three Waves escaped a very, very long distance overnight, he was still captured by Su Clan’s Seven.

Then, Mad Saber Three Waves was bound into a dumpling by Su Clan’s Seven's magic golden rope.

There was nothing he could do; he couldn't beat Su Clan’s Seven.

Three Waves was confident in his profound cultivation, having already reached the Fifth-Grade Spirit Emperor Peak, only one step away from the Sixth-Grade Spirit Lord, yet he still couldn't defeat A-Qi.

He possessed a swift and ruthless Seventy-Two Paths Saber Technique, along with lightning-fast agility, but he was no match for A-Qi.

He was known as Mad Blade, and when he got angry, even he was afraid of himself, but he just couldn't beat A-Qi!

So he was tied up and made to writhe on the ground.

"Brother Three Waves, where are you going to run off to this time?" Su Clan’s Seven asked with a forced smile.

Three Waves felt very panicked.

His Daoist name is "Mad Saber Three Waves". For him, the number 3 is not only an auspicious number, but also a reminder to himself.

Because, things shouldn't happen more than three times!

Therefore, as long as he doesn't do something reckless on the same topic three times in a row, he won't really die. In the past, this was his bottom line when it came to doing reckless things.

But recently, he's already courted disaster more than three times over with Su Clan’s Seven. If he gets caught this time, he's finished!

Why can't I resist courting death?

Even yesterday, Three Waves knew in his heart that if he continued to court death with Su Clan’s Seven, he would really die. But yesterday, in the middle of the night, he felt extremely hungry and, in a daze, went to the Medicine Master's alchemy room and opened a gourd.

As soon as the gourd was opened, a burst of white mist shot out. Mad Saber Three Waves was startled and immediately held his breath, using his internal energy to resist the white mist. He then quickly closed the gourd.

But the white mist still spread... It was only a small patch of white mist, yet it enveloped the Medicine Master's house.

Three Waves Sanlang was greatly alarmed and hurriedly tried to wake up the Medicine Master and Su Clan’s Seven.

You know what happened next.

This white mist appears to be a very powerful 'sedative'; once inhaled, even Fifth-Grade cultivator would be knocked out.

Three Waves saw that the Medicine Master and Su Clan’s Seven were sleeping soundly, and no matter how he called them, he couldn't wake them. At this moment... his 'desperate spirit' began to stir.

He kept reminding himself, "Don't be reckless more than three times in Three Waves Three Waves," but his hands and body were completely out of control.

That night.

Under the cover of night, he dug two pits in the backyard of the Medicine Master's house, went out and bought two coffins, one large and one small, and personally chopped up two tombstones.

Then, Su Clan’s Seven and the Medicine Master were carried into the coffin in a princess carry, and Jiang Ziyan and the Medicine Master were placed together as well.

Finally, Three Waves nailed the coffin shut.

Oh, right, after doing all that, he also burned some ghost money last night, all of them with a denomination of 100 million each.

He felt incredibly happy while burning joss paper; it was the happiest moment of his reckless behavior this year.

Only after committing the act of suicide did Three Waves begin to feel a sense of lingering fear.

So, under the cover of night, he began his escape.

Unfortunately, he was caught by Su Clan’s Seven after only one morning on the run!

"Ugh~ Ugh~" Mad Saber Three Waves wriggled desperately.

Looking at Su Clan’s Seven's forced smile, a bad feeling welled up in his heart. But he couldn't make a sound, and his mouth was covered tightly. He couldn't even use the Secret Voice Transmission. With Su Clan’s Seven's magical golden rope binding him, Three Waves couldn't mobilize any of his spiritual power.

"Don't worry, Brother Three Waves. I won't kill you." Su Clan’s Seven chuckled, then grabbed Mad Saber Three Waves with his large hand and threw him onto his own sword.

The calmer Su Clan’s Seven appeared, the more uneasy Mad Saber Three Waves felt. "Ugh~"

"I, Su, will only send you to Fellow Daoist Medicine Master. Fellow Daoist Medicine Master has already prepared many experiments for you. More than ten, hehehe." Su Clan’s Seven chuckled.

Mad Saber Three Waves' eyes widened, and he struggled even harder.

The most poisonous heart is that of a woman—oh, I misspoke...a skilled alchemist must also be adept at using all sorts of torturous poisons!

If he fell into the hands of Su Clan’s Seven, he would at most get a good beating. He wasn't afraid of physical injuries.

But if it falls into the hands of Medicine Master, it will be a pill sooner or later, and life will be meaningless!

[Now I just hope the backup plan I left behind yesterday can save my life.] Mad Saber Three Waves prayed in his heart.

Yes, even as he was recklessly courting death yesterday, he still left himself a way out—he buried Jiang Ziyan and the Medicine Master together. He even erected a tombstone for Medicine Master as a couple.

If Jiang Ziyan sees this tombstone and feels happy, she might find me a little more agreeable.

If she secretly helps me then, even if I fall into the hands of the Medicine Master, I can save my life.

Even when you're courting death, leave yourself some hope—it's like tying a rope around your feet when bungee jumping.

Mad Saber Three Waves felt good about himself.

After throwing the Three Waves onto the knife and then applying more than a dozen sealing techniques to his body, Su Clan’s Seven finally retrieved his magical golden rope with satisfaction.

Then, A-Qi flew back to the Medicine Master's location on his Blade Flight. On the way, he turned on his phone and dialed Lay Buddhist Xian Gong's number. "Senior Xian Gong, I've taken care of things here. Do you have any news about Fellow Copper Trigram?"

Today, Su Clan’s Seven is going to act as the cleaner of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' and arrest the two most reckless guys in the group and deal with them together.

"According to my information, Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram Gua has already quietly entered the universe," Lay Buddhist Xian Gong with a chuckle.

Su Clan’s Seven asked, "Does Senior have the exact coordinates?"

"Yes!" Lay Buddhist Xian Gong smiled slightly. He had contacted his friend Song Shuhang again that morning and obtained more information about Fellow Copper Trigram Gua from him.

One of the pieces of information is enough to pinpoint Fellow Copper Trigram Gua's coordinates.

Lay Buddhist Xian Gong replied, "According to reliable sources, Fellow Copper Trigram Gua and Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain's child Little Doudou, are currently together. In other words, as long as Little Doudou is found, Fellow Copper Trigram Gua can be found. And Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain possesses a method to locate Little Doudou's coordinates."

"Senior Xian Gong, I am deeply grateful!" Su Clan’s Seven said, then looked down at Mad Saber Three Waves —Fellow Three Waves, don't panic, I will find you a companion right away!

Mad Saber Three Waves: "Ughhhhh~~"

At this moment, the Lay Buddhist Xian Gong asked again over the phone, "Also A-Qi, are you free lately?"

"I should be free for a while... but I'll have something to do at the end of the month," said Su Clan’s Seven. Su Clan’s Sixteen would be Tribulation Transcendence then, and he needed to be prepared.

"That should be enough time. I'm planning to hunt down a Dragon Demon in the Jiangnan Region. So I'd like to ask Fellow A-Qi for your help. Feel free to name your reward. I only want the Dragon Demon Blood; you can distribute the other materials from the Dragon Demon as you see fit. How about that?" Lay Buddhist Xian Gong.

"The Jiangnan Region, right? What a coincidence!" Su Clan’s Seven nodded and said, "If it's the Jiangnan Region, I have no problem with it."

He remembered that Sixteen had been dragged to do a live stream by the Dharma King Creation yesterday. The news that the Dharma King Creation's song had sent 300,000 people to the hospital had already spread throughout the cultivation circle.

And the location where the Dharma King Creation sang seems to be in the Jiangnan Region, right?

Perfect timing! He'd go check on Sixteen. Su Clan’s Seven clenched her fist gently; this time, she was determined to ensure Ah-Sixteen's safe Tribulation Transcendence.

At the bottom of the sea, in the Cheng Lin Immortal Ruins.

Venerable White and Venerable Spirit Butterfly opened their eyes one after the other.

It's almost time; it's time to leave.