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Chapter 655

Do You Mark Your Territory by Peeing Like a Lion?

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Is it really appropriate for Fairy Sister to so openly give Venerable White a special meal, letting him eat a 'Immortal Treasure Banquet' all to himself?

As it turns out... there really was no problem.

Even though the other dishes and main courses on the table were made from ordinary ingredients, under the superb culinary skills of Fairy Bie Xue, their deliciousness was absolutely no less than that of the 'Immortal Treasure Banquet'. Whether it was Daoist Horizon, Yu Jiaojiao, or Su Clan’s Sixteen, they all ate to their hearts' content.

Song Shuhang's close friends were experiencing the culinary skills of Immortal Chef for the first time, and they felt that the meal was so delicious that they could eat ten bowls of rice in one go. They had no time to pay attention to the special meal that Fairy Bie Xue had prepared for Venerable White.

Venerable White blinked curiously, gazing at the unique, Immortal Chef- level dish in his hand, then at Song Shuhang. "Was this all arranged specially by my young friend?"

As expected, it did not disappoint. This dish, which suited his taste perfectly, was specially prepared by the Immortal Chef, and Venerable White was very satisfied.

Good food needs good wine, and Daoist Horizon brought out the delicacies he had prepared beforehand, filling everyone's cups.

Song Shuhang, seizing the opportunity, raised his glass and said with a smile, "First toast, congratulations Senior White on your fruitful return."

--Although we don't know what treasures Senior White obtained in that 'Old Heavenly Dao Era Ruins', given Senior White's Fortune, it's definitely accurate to say that he 'returned with a full load'.

"Thank you." Venerable White smiled slightly.

After several rounds of drinks, main dishes were served one after another.

Most of the main dishes were divided into two parts: one part was the regular main dish that everyone ate together, and the other part was a special meal prepared by the Fairy for Venerable White.

Occasionally there will be a few main dishes, but only ordinary dishes are served as transitional items.

The wine that Daoist Horizon brought could be described as celestial brew, refreshing and sweet, but also extremely potent. After a few cups, Song Shuhang's close friends were already dazed, and Mei Yi had a low alcohol tolerance, had already fallen asleep on the table.

"Why did you get drunk so quickly today?" Tubo, his face flushed and full of confusion.

Ever since the day he traveled all that way to see Gao Moumou, he and Yangde had been stuck in a vicious cycle: hangover - waking up - eating - drinking - another hangover...

Oh no, this cycle is toxic, I can't escape it. I'm definitely going to get completely drunk today.

Daoist Horizon Tianya said smugly, "Because today's wine was specially brought by this old man, and it's exceptionally potent."

"Let's drink to this fine wine, Master!" Gao Moumou heartily, clinking glasses with Daoist Horizon. After finishing his drink, he and his girlfriend collapsed onto the table.

"Is Gao Moumou drunk?" Yu Jiaojiao's eyes suddenly lit up. She summoned a servant and asked him to help Gao Moumou and Mei Yi to bed first.

At the same time, she secretly gave a hand gesture to the servant.

The servants nodded silently as well. Then, they took Gao Moumou back to the computer desk, turned it on, opened the word processing software, and adjusted the input method.

Yu Jiaojiao refused to believe it; could Gao Moumou really possibly write another 100,000 words using his face tonight?

Failure is the mother of success; after failing a few times, she will surely find the way to success.

Following Gao Moumou, Tubo and Yangde also fell ill. Thus, all the ordinary people at this table had perished at the drinking party.

In the kitchen, Fairy Bie Xue brought out another main dish.

Whether by coincidence or not, the main course for Immortal Treasure Banquet Fairy,"an Immortal Delicacy made with plump crab, and also the last dish.

After serving this main dish, Fairy Bie Xue did not leave immediately. She stood quietly beside Venerable White and, with superb skill, gently opened the crab shell for Venerable White, picked out the plump crab meat inside, and placed it in Venerable White's bowl.

This kind of skill is hard to achieve unless you're Immortal Chef.

The Venerable White was a little uncomfortable with Fairy Bie Xue's attentive service, but... the crab meat that the Fairy had picked out tasted absolutely amazing.

"Is it delicious?" Fairy Bie Xue asked gently.

Senior White gave a sincere reply, "Delicious."

"Would you like to eat this every day?" Fairy Bie Xue continued to ask.

Venerable White: "I want to."

"Then... how about becoming my Daoist partner, and then I'll cook even more delicious food for you every day?" Fairy Bie Xue said softly.

Upon hearing this, True Lord White Crane immediately became anxious—"Damn it, how could this be? This is using delicious food to lure Senior White, this is cheating! This is fishing, it's unfair!"

Venerable White was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, "No wonder these dishes felt so familiar. And, the whole table is full of my favorite dishes. It's you, Bie Xue! Long time no see."

Fairy Bie Xue lowered the veil covering her face slightly, revealing her bright eyes. "Hmm."

"Your cooking skills have improved again," Venerable White remarked.

"Of course, people always improve," Fairy Bie Xue said proudly, displaying great confidence in her culinary skills. "Fellow Daoist Bai, don't evade my question. Answer me, would you like to become my cultivation partner?"

"No," said Venerable White.

Fairy Bie Xue: "Wouldn't you like to eat delicious food every day?"

"I want to," Venerable White replied without hesitation.

Fairy Bie Xue: "Then become my cultivation partner, and I'll cook for you every day! And I'll have even better food than this!"

"No," Venerable White said without hesitation.

Fairy Bie Xue is so tired.

"It's been hundreds of years, can't your answer change?" Fairy Bie Xue complained.

"Hmm." Venerable White thought for a moment and came up with a different answer, "I want delicious food, but I don't want a cultivation partner."

"Dream on." Fairy Bie Xue gritted her teeth.

"Well, that's what I'm thinking about," Venerable White said with a smile.

Fairy Bie Xue rolled her eyes, and after a while, she said, "Then let's be ordinary friends!"

Venerable White said, "Alright." -- In fact, he had always considered Fairy Bie Xue a good friend. Back then, Fairy Bie Xue would always invite Venerable White to every Immortal Chef Banquet, and Venerable White always felt that Fairy Bie Xue was a good @#%×Fairy.

Looking at Venerable White's calm expression, Fairy Bie Xue felt inexplicably depressed.

She stomped her foot hard.

Crack... The marble floor was cracked by Fairy Bie Xue's footsteps.

Song Shuhang and the others quietly moved back a bit, keeping a certain distance from Fairy Bie Xue and Venerable White.

"Here you go!" The sulking Fairy Bie Xue took out another invitation and handed it to Venerable White.

It was an invitation to the Immortal Chef Banquet, which she had prepared beforehand.

"Immortal Chef Banquet? Are you inviting me this time?" Venerable White accepted the invitation quite naturally.

"Hmph, this Immortal Chef Banquet is something I actually started planning and preparing over a hundred years ago! I will definitely make immortal dishes that you will never forget after eating them! By then, you will be completely unable to leave my cooking." Fairy Bie Xue with overwhelming power!

"I'm really looking forward to it!" said Venerable White.

"When the time comes, I'll make you beg to be my cultivation partner!" Fairy Bie Xue clenched her fist and said. To conquer a man's heart, first conquer his stomach. Fairy Bie Xue believed that if there really was a woman who could conquer Venerable White's stomach, that woman would be none other than her.

Venerable White pondered for a moment, "Hmm, if it really tastes that good, I'm really looking forward to it!"

Fairy rolled her eyes—that was exactly the reaction. Venerable White's indifferent response made her feel like she had already lost before the battle even began, which made her particularly frustrated.

Oh well, the goal has been achieved.

Then, let her settle her score with Venerable White at that 'Immortal Chef Banquet'!

"I'm leaving now, see you at the Immortal Chef Banquet!" said Fairy Bie Xue.

"Yes, good! I'm looking forward to it," said Venerable White.

Fairy Bie Xue turned around gracefully and left without looking back—leaving even the two food boxes in the kitchen unattended.

As the hostess, Yu Jiaojiao quickly got up to see the guests off.

After Fairy Bie Xue left, True Lord White Crane felt melancholy. This was bad. Fairy Bie Xue was an unprecedented formidable rival, completely different from his previous rivals in love. Especially considering she possessed what was possibly the strongest culinary skill in the Cultivator World, he sensed his situation was precarious.

It seems it needs to make full use of its strengths.

So the question is, what exactly are its strengths? It can't cook, doesn't know how to refine pills, and can't gather herbs. Compared to Fairy Bie Xue, it feels like it has already lost before the battle even begins.

This is bad, a major crisis!

After Fairy Bie Xue left, Venerable White caught another large, fat crab and looked it over from all angles.

After a moment, he looked at the True Lord White Crane beside him. "White Crane, do you know how to peel crab shells? Like the Fairy just now, can you split open the crab shells and pick out the crab meat inside intact?"

True Lord White Crane burst into tears. He knew how to peel crab shells, but the way Fairy Bie Xue did it was beyond the skill of Immortal Chef.

"Is it not possible?" Venerable White looked at Shuhang again. "Shuhang, do you know how to peel it?"

But as soon as he finished asking, Venerable White sighed in disappointment—because when Song Shuhang ate the crab himself, he simply bit off the shell in a rough, ordinary way.

Song Shuhang: "..."

After sighing, Venerable White held up the crab and began to ponder deeply.

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After a satisfying meal and drinks, everyone was full.

In the end, Lay Buddhist Xian Gong did not live to see this "Immortal Treasure Banquet".

However, the layman didn't care about a meal. For him right now, setting a trap and capturing that Dragon Demon was more important than anything else!

After eating and drinking his fill, Song Shuhang was a little tipsy. He was planning to rest for a while, but was called over by Lay Buddhist Xian Gong.

"Young friend Shuhang, you've arrived. I need your cooperation now." Lay Buddhist Xian Gong stood in the backyard of Yu Jiaojiao's villa and waved to Song Shuhang.

"Is there anything Xian Gong needs me to do?" Song Shuhang asked curiously as he approached.

"I have already set up a chain of traps here. Come over and leave your scent in the traps. This way, I can use the array to spread your scent as far as possible, making it easier for that Dragon Demon to find you. Now, my friend is almost here. Everything is ready, we just need the final push," Lay Buddhist Xian Gong confidently.

"No problem, Senior Xian Gong," Song Shuhang nodded. But how do I leave my mark?

Do they mark their territory with urine like lions or Doudou?

First update! This is a book by Dejected Dragon called "Demon Prison," a book with a similar style and title. I've followed most of the earlier chapters of this one.

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