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Chapter 673

This Isn't Scientific, This Isn't Cultivation!

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Young friend Song Shuhang had gone to great lengths to create this puppet double, but after activating it, he placed it in the audience seats and then went to act opposite Senior White himself.

"The minds of young people these days are truly unfathomable!" Northern River's Loose Cultivator thought to himself.

Song Shuhang felt particularly immersed in the role when he was 'controlling Puppet Double to perform'.

Especially in the final scene where Senior Brother Gao Sheng beats up Ling Ye, his chemistry with Venerable White grew stronger with each scene.

The two actors truly brought the characters of 'Senior Brother Gao Sheng' and 'Ling Ye' to life.

This scene is definitely the most exciting part of the fight scene in the first act!

The plot continues to unfold...

Then, it was the turn of the True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey to perform the [Eight-Armed Sword Saint] on stage.

With a solemn expression, True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey moved as 'Senior Brother Gao Sheng' slashed at 'Ling Ye's' leg. His movement was so instantaneous that even the camera couldn't capture it.

In a flash, he appeared next to 'Senior Brother Gao Sheng', played by Song Shuhang, and [Eight-Armed Sword Saint] nimbly grabbed the Overlord Shatter Saber.

Another brilliant shot, the action was top-notch.

The Eight-Armed Sword Saint said in a deep voice, "This contest ends here."

"Elder, Ling Ye ... he hasn't admitted defeat!" Senior Brother Gao Sheng raised his head, dissatisfied. However, seeing the [Eight-Armed Sword Saint]'s serious expression, Senior Brother Gao Sheng shrugged. "Alright, for your sake, Elder, this match ends here."

"Be glad, Ling Ye, and then... savor this defeat." Senior Brother Gao Sheng sheathed his sword, turned around, and walked off the arena without looking back.

As they reached the edge of the arena, 'Senior Brother Gao Sheng' turned around, stared at 'Ling Ye', and said, 'I'll come find you again after you've recovered. Next time, I'll teach you some finger techniques. Hahahaha.'

Ling Ye, played by Venerable White, remained silent, only staring resentfully at Senior Brother Gao Sheng.

Good!

Shuhang felt that his teamwork with Senior White was phenomenal this time.

Finally, his part in the first act was completed.

Song Shuhang leaped off the martial arts arena and, along with his two junior disciples, left the filming location.

The story continues.

Jiang Ziyan, playing the senior sister [Murong Hua], appears in the martial arts arena. She silently bandages [Ling Ye]'s wounds and then gently Ling Ye. Jiang Ziyan's eyes are full of tenderness... but if you look closely, you can see that out of the corner of her eye, she is actually glancing at the Medicine Master in the audience. This gentleness belongs to the Medicine Master.

After jumping off the fighting platform, Song Shuhang looked back at the scene.

He originally thought that Jiang Ziyan would have a hard time playing such a 'gentle' role, because she gave people the feeling of being a wicked witch. He never expected that this Sister Ziyan would have such a gentle side.

That Medicine Master is truly a winner in life.

Not only did he gain a good disciple, but he also had a thrilling master-disciple romance, gaining a wicked yet gentle cultivation partner.

After finishing his reflections, Song Shuhang headed towards the Northern River was.

This 'puppet double' is so useful, and my scenes with Senior White went smoothly.

He absolutely had to thank Senior Northern River. With this puppet double, he wouldn't be afraid to act opposite Senior White anymore!

In Song Shuhang's perception, he himself had been controlling the puppet's actions.

When Song Shuhang approached the seniors of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', he found that most of them had their heads down, busy typing messages on their phones, and everyone looked very busy.

Song Shuhang looked at the Northern River's phone screen from a distance—was the senior working on his WeChat Moments?

Northern River's Loose Cultivator happened to receive a message from a friend.

The big movie for the Nine Provinces Number One Group has finally started filming -- although I still don't know what the movie is called! The filming of the first scene is nearing completion. The plot is roughly that Song Xiaoyou's character, 'Senior Brother Gao Sheng,' beats up Venerable White's character, 'Ling Ye.'

PS1: I have prepared a pure white wreath for my friend Song Shuhang, with the words "Selfless Sacrifice" written on the left and "Immortality" on the right.

PS2: Before acting opposite Venerable White, young friend Song Shuhang specially prepared a stand-in puppet to take his place in the scene where he would 'beat up' Venerable White... But a minute ago, I discovered that the 'young friend Song Shuhang's who had been sitting next to me was actually that stand-in puppet. And the real Song Shuhang had already gone up to beat up Venerable White.

PS3: The betting is now open! If you bet that Song Shuhang will survive for 1 day, choose A; if you bet Song Shuhang he'll survive for 2 days, choose B; if you bet Song Shuhang he'll survive for 3 days, choose C; if you bet that he won't survive even one day, choose D; if you feel that none of the four choices are correct, please silently give me a thumbs up.

Attached is a short video clip showing a scene where Song Shuhang, playing 'Senior Brother Gao Sheng,' easily defeats Venerable White, who plays 'Ling Ye.'

In the scene, Song Shuhang grinned maliciously, his actions were ruthless; Venerable White lay on the ground, covered in wounds, his brows furrowed with stubbornness.

As soon as Northern River's Loose Cultivator sent out the message, it quickly attracted the attention and onlookers of his fellow cultivators.

After the Northern River posted the message and refreshed the page, dozens of likes and a long list of comments appeared below.

Fairy Peach: DDD! Judging from the scene, Senior White was beaten so badly, it's heartbreaking. Who is this young friend Song Shuhang? I've never heard of him before!

Daoist Summer Pear: I choose A. By the way, is my junior sister Fairy Lychee also filming here? What role does she play?

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: [Manual doll emoji]

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: [Manually angrily slapping the dog's head upstairs!]

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: I'll just give this a silent thumbs up for my friend Song Shuhang. It's a pity I had urgent business and couldn't attend the movie, missing this scene. It's heartbreaking! This is a historic moment.

Liu Jianyi from Spirit Butterfly Island: Choosing is so troublesome, typing is so troublesome, making a movie feels so troublesome... When will you guys finish filming? I still need to book movie tickets for my master and Soft Feather, it's so troublesome...

Tiantian Island Lord: I choose B, because I feel that Senior White took good care of Young Friend Song. For that reason alone, I'll give Young Friend Shuhang a... oh no, I mean, another day. Speaking of which, it's a real pity I missed this scene too. But just for this scene, when the movie is released, I must go and support it. I'll also make sure all the disciples on the island go to watch the movie.

Vice Island Master Tian Tian: I choose D. It's a miracle if Song Xiaoyou even survives another day! My foolish brother, if you hadn't suddenly decided to practice that strange technique, we could have acted in this movie. It's all your fault!

Tiantian Island Lord replied to Vice Island Master Tian Tian: I'm sorry, little sister, it was all my fault for acting on a whim.

Dongfang Jingxue: Damn it, True Lord Yellow Mountain has banned me from the group for a month, I can't speak, it's so frustrating. I choose C, because I feel that no matter what, Song Xiaoyou should be able to survive until the movie is finished! This movie will take at least three days to film, right? Also... has the theme song for the movie been decided yet? If not, I highly recommend Doudou's song "The Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool" that she sang last time. I've been listening to it on repeat several times a day recently, it's so catchy, I can't help but hum it a few times every day.

True Lord Yellow Mountain replied to Dongfang Jingxue: @#%×Fairy Jingxue, do you think I won't see you if you post here? Let me tell you... No matter when my friend Song Shuhang dies, @#%×Fairy Jingxue, you are doomed!

True Lord Yellow Mountain is so tired. Dongfang Jingxue @#%×Fairy was originally a very ladylike @#%×Fairy who liked to rest her chin on her hand and look out the window. But ever since she joined the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', her whole demeanor has changed.

Three Waves, it's all Three Waves's fault!

Dongfang Jingxue replied to True Lord Yellow Mountain: Senior Yellow Mountain, I was wrong, I was wrong! But True Lord, the world of music should be a free world. What you are doing is actually breaking the wings of music!

True Lord Yellow Mountain sighed softly and replied: @#%×Fairy Jingxue, are you also near 'Cleveland Volcano' right now? I just checked my friends' locations and found that you are not far from me. Wait, I will arrive at @#%×Fairy side in five minutes.

@#%×Fairy Dongfang Jingxue was genuinely startled this time: Senior Yellow Mountain, this script is wrong! Why are you near me? I'm sorry, Senior, I'll delete all of the "Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool" right away, please let me off the hook!

True Lord Yellow Mountain replied to Dongfang Jingxue: Too late!

Daoist Pineapple: Senior White's injured appearance is heartbreaking. I choose D, betting that this young friend Song won't survive a day. Also, @Northern River's Loose Cultivator, where can I find the source of the song "The Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool" that @#%×Fairy Jingxue mentioned? I can't find it.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator replied to Daoist Pineapple: I know nothing.

Don't drag me into this! I'm not some Mad Saber Three Waves or fortune teller, so I can't possibly answer this kind of question.

Like Northern River's Loose Cultivator, the content posted on Moments by other members of the "Nine Provinces Number One Group" was also quite similar.

At this moment, young friend Song Shuhang... was petrified.

Was the person who went on stage to act opposite Senior White the real one? Was it the real one? Was it the real one?

The one who's been sitting next to the Northern River is a puppet stand-in?

You're kidding, how could that be!

No matter how nervous he was, how could he possibly confuse the primary and secondary relationship between the 'original body' and the 'Puppet Double'?

Just like when someone is playing an online game, they can't confuse themselves with the character they are controlling.

This is unscientific and not true cultivation!

There must be some mistake!

Just then, Song Shuhang's body suddenly trembled slightly.

The mysterious Ink Sect puppet, now Inch-Shrinking Bag in his arms, no longer emitted its eerie light.

Song Shuhang's 'sensory world' immediately returned to normal.

At that moment, his face turned deathly pale.

Holy crap, the one standing there really is the real deal!

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