I Want to Fly into the Sky, Shoulder to Shoulder with the Sun!
Northern River's Loose Cultivator, "Was that Four-Headed Snake Demon just now the one that Senior Xian Gong used to 'Secret Voice Transmission'?"
"It can't be wrong, the Sixth-Grade Nine Nether Demons that broke in, and it's snake-shaped, is the one that Lay Buddhist Xian Gong mentioned," Fairy Lychee replied. She was holding up her phone, pointing the camera at herself and the Four-Headed Snake Demon flying further and further away in the sky, and took several beautiful photos.
Then, she picked out the most eye-catching photo and posted it to the "Nine Provinces Number One Group" and her WeChat Moments.
[Shocking! A Four-Headed Snake Demon has stormed the film set and kidnapped 'Young Friend of Seven Dao Titles' and 'Venerable White' as hostages. Now, the Four-Headed Snake Demon has escaped the film set with the hostages. To find out what happens next, please listen to the next analysis.] Accompanied by a beautiful photo of Fairy Lychee and Four-Headed Snake Demon in the sky.
In the photo, Venerable White and Song Shuhang are wrapped around the snake demon's tail and neck.
Soon, the news about the Fairy Lychee was widely reposted and spread.
After admiring the @#%×Fairy's latest beautiful photos, the cultivators in the WeChat Moments began to worry about the safety of this 'Four-Headed Snake Demon'. It actually kidnapped that 'Venerable White' as a hostage! How worried is this Four-Headed Snake Demon? Who knows how many more seconds it has left to live?
True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey: "What do we do now? The snake demon has captured Venerable White and Fellow Song Shuhang and run away. I don't know whether to say it has foresight or not, that it dared to capture Venerable White."
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "How about we chase after them and see?"
Northern River's Loose Cultivator stroked his chin, a strange look on his face, and said, "Actually, I thought this snake demon would rush over and fight us head-on... I never expected it would kidnap Venerable White and young friend Song Shuhang. We were too careless!"
Fairy Lychee put away her phone and chuckled, "But seeing that it actually attacked Venerable White, I'm relieved."
True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey: "Me too. With Venerable White here, there's no need to worry about young friend Song Shuhang."
Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Actually, I've been thinking about something... Could it be that the Four-Headed Snake Demon didn't know we were 'filming a movie' here? Some of the demons of the Nine Netherworld haven't entered the human world for hundreds of years, so it's normal that they've never seen a 'movie' before. So, when it saw Venerable White [unconscious] on the ground, it saw it as a good opportunity and then casually kidnapped Venerable Bai?"
Su Clan’s Sixteen: "..."
The Fairy Eastern Six: "Hahaha, the Northern River's Loose Cultivator's guess is quite reasonable!"
Fairy Lychee: "That possibility is actually quite high."
True Lord Dustfall: "Perhaps this is the truth!"
Su Clan’s Sixteen: "Speaking of which, Senior White was happily acting when he was suddenly kidnapped... Judging by the timing, Senior White's anger should have exploded by now, right?" Sixteen was still a little worried about Song Shuhang, after all, he was a Sixth-Grade Nine Nether Demons.
Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Hmm, if nothing unexpected happens, the snake demon should be dealt with... I once heard that Senior White once tied a Snake Demon that had offended him to Disposable Flying Sword and shot it into space, towards the sun. Perhaps this Four-Headed Snake Demon will be shot towards the sun in the same way?"
Young Master Phoenix Slayer pushed up his glasses, light reflecting off the lenses. "I want to fly to the heavens, stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun, the world awaits my change!"
Su Clan’s Sixteen: "Senior Phoenix Slayer's summary is brilliant."
Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Phoenix Slayer Miefeng's summary just now, was it lyrics to a song? Tsk, it's a good thing the Dharma King Creation wasn't here... otherwise, after Fellow Phoenix Slayer Miefeng finished his summary, the Dharma King Creation would definitely have taken the opportunity to 'sing' the original song. If he had opened his mouth, we would have been completely finished."
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "..."
At this moment, Director Jacob paused filming. He turned to Master Cloud-Swallowing and Gao Moumou with a puzzled look and asked, "Was the scene where the third ferocious beast suddenly appeared and kidnapped the protagonist [Ling Ye] and Senior Brother [Gao Sheng] also arranged by you?"
Gao Moumou shook his head, looking equally puzzled.
Master Cloud-Swallowing: "That scene must have been an accident; we definitely didn't plan it that way. Mr. Jacob, wait a moment, I'll go check on the 'model' of the third beast. Let's cut out the last part."
Director Jacob nodded—as a director, he certainly disliked things going wrong during the 'film shooting' process that were beyond his control.
However, this film is different. When he took on the role, he was mentally prepared.
And to be honest... that scene just now was pretty good. The appearance of the third ferocious beast was quite unexpected.
A ferocious beast suddenly appears, knocking away both the Fish Demon and the wolf monster, and taking away the protagonist 'Ling Ye'. This kind of plot might be quite good. As for the scene where Senior Brother Gao Sheng is also captured, it can be edited out—since a third ferocious beast has taken away 'Ling Ye,' there's no need for Senior Brother Gao Sheng to appear.
Director Jacob began to replay the scenes he had just filmed, lost in thought.
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The Cloud-Swallowing Monk ran to the Northern River's Loose Cultivator and asked what had happened with the third 'fierce beast' that had suddenly appeared.
Meanwhile, True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord rushed over from afar and ran to Yu Jiaojiao's side, who had been slapped away. True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord hadn't been on set; he had been at the Vacation Manor, secretly making phone calls to his wives.
Having many wives isn't easy either. When True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord is away from home, he has to call his wives for several hours every day.
Just now, when he was halfway through his phone call, he suddenly received Thousand-Mile Voice Transmission from a fellow Daoist saying that his beloved daughter, Jiaojiao, had been whipped away by a snake-shaped Nine Nether Demons. True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord rushed over immediately.
"Jiaojiao, are you alright?" True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord asked with concern.
Yu Jiaojiao laughed and said, "No problem, Dad. I'm not hurt. At the crucial moment, I set up a water-based defensive formation on myself and blocked the giant snake's tail attack."
Jiaojiao is very skilled at using water-based defensive formations.
True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord checked his daughter again before he felt relieved. Then, True Lord gritted his teeth and said, "Where's that stupid snake that I just whipped you away? It dared to whip my daughter with its tail! I'll skin it alive!"
"They got away," Yu Jiaojiao said.
"Huh?" True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord couldn't believe it. With so many fellow Daoists watching, how could a mere Sixth-Grade snake-like demon escape?
"Yeah, it grabbed Venerable White and Song Shuhang and flew away, haha." Jiaojiao still wanted to laugh when she thought of the scene.
The Four-Headed Snake Demon's tail carefully coiled around the unconscious Venerable White, then roughly grabbed Song Shuhang, and flew away. Yu Jiaojiao was initially completely bewildered, but after a moment, she almost laughed until tears streamed down her face.
"Judging by the time, Senior White should have killed that Four-Headed Snake Demon by now," Yu Jiaojiao added.
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Just as everyone was speculating whether the 'Venerable White' had awakened from his act of [coma] and would then use some means to kill this reckless Four-Headed Snake Demon...
High in the sky, the Four-Headed Snake Demon still carried Song Shuhang and Venerable White, riding the wind and soaring ninety thousand miles into the sky.
At this moment, Song Shuhang was Secret Voice Transmission to Venerable White: "Senior White, Senior White! The act is over, stop pretending to be 'unconscious'. Wake up quickly."
The Venerable White remained motionless, still in a 'comatose' state.
Song Shuhang called several more times, but Senior White still didn't respond.
A bad feeling suddenly welled up in Shuhang's heart.
This situation has occurred several times before...
After thinking for a moment, Song Shuhang transmitted his voice to Onion Lady in the 'Inch-Shrinking Bag': "Onion Lady, can you move? If you can, look in my 'Inch-Shrinking Bag'. There's a small 'Thousand-Mile Voice Flute'. Try blowing it and see?"
Onion Lady didn't want to help Song Shuhang at first, after all, how many times had she lost her onion tip because of Song Shuhang? However... she suddenly remembered the <Heaven's Weeping Canon> that Song Shuhang had taught her.
This is a great favor, a transmission of skills.
Overwhelmed by this profound gratitude, she felt that she, a fairy with a conscience, should help Song Shuhang. After all, it was just a matter of playing that 'Thousand-Mile Voice Flute'.
The Thousand-Mile Voice Flute was a small magical instrument that True Lord Yellow Mountain sent to Song Shuhang to welcome Senior White out of seclusion. As long as it is played, one can contact Venerable White is in seclusion.
Later, this small magical artifact also became the tool Song Shuhang used to determine 'a certain event'.
Onion Lady rummaged through her Inch-Shrinking Bag and quickly found the item. She grabbed the 'Thousand-Mile Voice Flute' and blew on it forcefully.
Then, the gentle voice of Venerable White came from the green flute. "Buzz... Hello, this is 'A-White's' seclusion place. There are 0 days and 1 hour left until the end of the seclusion. Please wait patiently!"
His tone was gentle, except when he was announcing times or numbers, when his tone became somewhat stiff.
Song Shuhang: "..."
As expected, Senior White has gone into seclusion again. This time it's a short seclusion of one hour, which is about two hours in total.
It is estimated that while acting, Venerable White was knocked unconscious by a ferocious beast and suddenly had a great inspiration. So, the Venerable lay on the ground and chose to have a two-hour retreat.
Given Venerable White's personality, he is perfectly capable of doing such a thing!
Moreover... Venerable White's two-hour seclusion will not affect the filming of the movie.
According to the movie script, the next scenes to be filmed—[the wedding of the eldest sister and Mad Saber Three Waves], oops! I mean [the wedding of the eldest sister Feng Chuanzi], and [the scene of [the protagonist Ling Ye] receiving treatment]—are all that Venerable White needs to do is lie there unconscious; he doesn't have to do anything.
Therefore, Senior White went into seclusion with peace of mind.
Now, unless his seclusion ends... or someone releases killing intent towards Venerable White while he is in seclusion, the Venerable will not wake up.
Back then, when Senior White turned into a stone statue and went into seclusion, he was dug up from his place of seclusion by the Empty Thieves' Sect and buried underground again. Then the villagers dug him up and worshipped him as a deity; later the statue was stolen from one person to another, but none of this affected the Venerable's seclusion.