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Chapter 707

True Lord Yellow Mountain knew how to manage his group

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As expected... the 'Copper Trigram Puppet' that was being thoroughly defeated was the real body, while the one in the water group was either an avatar or a puppet. The Copper Trigram Immortal Master's plan was seen through and exposed by the Northern River's Loose Cultivator.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator smiled slightly, "I'll return those words to you verbatim. When the time comes, you'll be the one beating until you cry and beg for mercy! You shady fortune teller, we'll see!"

Just then, someone sent another message in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'.

Mad Saber Three Waves: "Senior White, I was wrong! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Then, a loud scream rang out in the sky Vacation Manor.

Mad Saber Three Waves transformed into a bright star, soaring into the sky. A giant flying car spun, Blade Storm spun, it flew at supersonic speeds, made sudden stops and turns—all sorts of fancy flying techniques... Accompanied by Three Waves' screams, it flew further and further away, disappearing from the sight of its fellow Daoists.

This classic flying style clearly originated from the Venerable White's 'Disposable Meteor Sword' series.

"Has Three Waves taken flight?" the Snow Wolf Cave Master asked.

True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord: "Fellow Daoist Bai probably flew him away. After all, Three Waves acted too outrageously this time; even I couldn't stand it. Fellow Daoist Bai, I suggest we just fly Three Waves into the sun."

While True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord appeared to be playing the role of the 'villain,' he was actually pleading for Three Waves... If he said that, Venerable White wouldn't be able to bring himself to actually send Mad Saber Three Waves into the sun.

Venerable White replied, "Don't worry, I have no intention of sending Three Waves Sanlang to the sun. Three Waves, there's no point in sending him into the universe. He'd have a great time even in the universe."

Upon reading this, the fellow cultivators, reflecting on Mad Saber Three Waves's personality... were absolutely right! Three Waves was the kind of person who, no matter what environment he was thrown into, could always find an opportunity to act recklessly. Even in the universe, he would definitely find a way to court death.

Venerable White continued, "Therefore, I sent him to a Secret Realm I discovered before. It's a very interesting Secret Realm, now one of my Vacation Manor, which I named 'The Sluggish Secret Realm.' Anyone who enters this Secret Realm will have all their movements slowed down infinitely. For example, if you want to take a step, this action will take about fifteen seconds in the 'Sluggish Secret Realm.' Fifteen seconds—it takes you to complete the series of actions of lifting your leg, taking a step, and landing on your foot. No matter what method you use, whether it's unleashing true qi or spiritual power to speed up your movements, it has no effect in this Secret Realm. Taking a step, no matter who it is, requires a fixed fifteen seconds."

Senior White, how many Vacation Manor?

Upon hearing this, Northern River's Loose Cultivator asked curiously, "Senior White, is this a time-slowing Secret Realm?"

"No, it has nothing to do with time. It's simply a 'slowing down' effect. When people enter it, their own time flow doesn't change, nor does their thought speed," Venerable White explained.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "So, in other words, after Brother Three Waves enters the 'Sluggish Secret Realm,' his thought speed remains unchanged, but whatever he does is restricted to the slowest possible speed? Taking one step takes fifteen seconds, and raising his hand takes more than ten seconds?"

Venerable White: "That's exactly right."

Upon hearing this, Young Master Phoenix Slayer chuckled, "Hahaha, this is absolutely the cruelest thing for Three Waves!"

People who love to court death are generally also quite active. It is precisely because they can't sit still and are particularly active that they can discover 'dangerous points' that others can't, thus doing things that ordinary people can't even imagine.

If Three Waves were sent to that 'Sluggish Secret Realm', he would be bored to the point of collapse within half a day at most.

Wandering Monk Profound Principle: "[Thumbs up emoji]"

[Road Nightmare] Fairy Eastern Six: "Senior White did a great job. You should have thrown Three Waves into this 'Sluggish Secret Realm' a long time ago to wake him up. Three Waves's recklessness has gotten too bad lately; he needs treatment."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Fellow Eastern Six, your title has changed again."

[Road Nightmare] The Fairy Eastern Six: "..."

A moment later.

[Change My Title Again and I’ll Get Angry! ] Fairy Eastern Six: "Who is it that keeps changing my title? The Road Killer's meme is so unfunny! I've been practicing my driving skills so much that I don't easily hit anyone anymore!"

Fairy Flowing Firefly: "Liu Liu, I heard that on the day of the 'Dharma King Creation's Live Broadcast,' you smashed the back of Song Shuhang's car while backing up in the parking lot?"

[Change My Title Again and I’ll Get Angry! ] The Fairy Eastern Six: "..."

Fairy Flowing Firefly, don't be so harsh! Some things, once spoken, can easily capsize the ship of friendship.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator quickly came to the rescue, saying, "Speaking of the Dharma King Creation... where is Dharma King now? I saw him come over mysteriously this morning. I thought some fellow Daoists in the group would come to settle scores with him, but where is he?"

Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "Fellow Daoist Creation, you're not planning to start a live stream while everyone's putting on a show, are you? To add background music or something for the movie plot?"

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Don't talk about such terrible things, @King of Dharma King Creation. What are you doing right now, Fellow Daoist Creation? You're not really going to speak up, are you?"

The Dharma King Creation quickly appeared. "Hehe, it's a secret~~"

"Holy crap, Fellow Daoist Creation, you don't really want to sing, do you? If you want to sing, just let me know in advance so I can block out my hearing first," Northern River's Loose Cultivator said with some concern.

The Dharma King Creation, "Don't worry, I'm not like Three Waves or Copper Trigram. I just like to sing, but I won't do anything reckless."

Even with the Dharma King Creation's assurance, the fellow cultivators in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' were still quite anxious. Some were already preparing ear-plugging props, and others were considering whether they should keep their hearing blocked during filming tomorrow.

After the Dharma King Creation sent his message, the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' gradually quieted down because there were no new topics.

Five minutes later, the group chat remained quiet, as if everyone had gone to rest.

At this moment, Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da, finally seized the opportunity to speak up, "Hahaha, no one will bother me this time, right? Watch my [cute dog emoji]!"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Huh, why has everyone suddenly become so quiet? Did everyone go to see young friend Song Shuhang's Cocoon Formation?"

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "[Angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs emoji]!"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "..."

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "Northern River Beihe, you bastard!"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator was both amused and exasperated—he was innocent! He had just noticed the group had been quiet for so long and felt a little uneasy, so he sent a message, never expecting to be caught in the crossfire.

Besides, Guo Da, I don't care about taking your "Head-Rubbing Tower". What's even more unfair is that my dog head... ugh, you rubbed my head, and now you're going to scold me. I'm so heartbroken.

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "I'm done playing, going to sleep. Goodnight, Fellow Northern River. Today was really weird, I'm so angry."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Good night, fellow Guo Da..."

And so, the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' fell silent again.

About five minutes later.

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da! Watch out for my [cute dog emoji]!"

I Am True Monarch Yellow Mountain's Loyal Hound: "I've been waiting for you! [Angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs emoji]!"

I Am True Monarch Yellow Mountain's Loyal Hound, sending two lightning-fast messages. "You foolish mortal, Doudou knew you would come back for a surprise attack, I was already lying in ambush waiting for you. Watch me unleash Doudou lightning speed and snatch your 'Head-Rubbing Tower' in one fell swoop. You're welcome—I had all of this typed out and copied and pasted beforehand!"

After a long pause -- Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "[Angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs emoji]!"

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "Holy crap, network lag!"

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da, said, "Doudou, you just wait and see. You robbed me of my building twice today. Next time we meet, I'll never forgive you."

I Am True Monarch Yellow Mountain's Loyal Hound: "Like I said, if you're not happy, then fight! Come and rub my head, come and bite me, hahahaha!"

"Doudou it! I'm not playing anymore, going to sleep. Heartbroken." Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da.

I Am True Monarch Yellow Mountain's Loyal Hound: "Goodnight, Fellow Guo Da. Also, I'd like to remind you that I have nothing to do tonight, so I'll just be sitting in front of the computer. Because of that 'Doudou's damn' comment you just made, I'm definitely going to snatch up any dog-related posts you make tonight!"

"Damn it, Doudou, you'd better get married soon!" Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da gritted teeth.

I Am True Monarch Yellow Mountain's Loyal Hound: "Come on, keep going, let's hurt each other, who's afraid of who?"

"..." Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "I have a feeling this group is beyond saving."

No sooner had Northern River's Loose Cultivator finished speaking than True Lord Yellow Mountain suddenly appeared, "Ah, Fellow Northern River, you felt it too? I've been feeling lately that this group of pills is beyond saving, and I really want to dispel it."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "[Σ(°△°|||)] True Lord, don't be so irrational. We were just joking. The 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' has its necessity!" Without this group, where else can Northern River's Loose Cultivator?

True Lord Yellow Mountain's words once again drew out a large number of lurking Daoist practitioners.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "True Lord, I feel that the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' can still be saved."

Bright Moon, When Will You Be? "Fellow Daoist of Yellow Mountain, I am a member of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group,' don't do anything rash!"

True Lord White Crane also cried out, "Fellow Daoist, please show mercy!" Without this group, how could it monitor Venerable White's actions?

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "Sigh... I'm not going to argue with you anymore. I'm going to continue capturing @#%×Fairy Dongfang Jingxue."

After True Lord finished speaking, he logged off.

How to stop fellow practitioners in the group from constantly being reckless and courting death? Method one: First, scare them and let them know that there will be serious consequences if they continue to be reckless and courting death.

True Lord Yellow Mountain felt he was a qualified group leader, and he would definitely stop the bad behavior in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'!

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Meanwhile, in Song Shuhang's room.

Song Shuhang's process of Cocoon Formation is nearing its end.

A Giant Cocoon has been completed, and it is getting thicker and thicker. The senior members of the "Nine Provinces Number One Group" who are watching can no longer see Song Shuhang with their naked eyes.

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