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Chapter 713

Doudou's Heavy-Duty Tape

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Just as Song Shuhang returned to his room, one of the Giant Cocoon began to move.

It is the Giant Cocoon of the 'Snow Wolf Cave Master'. It arrived the latest, having exchanged a quarter of a 'Dragon Demon Potion' from Song Shuhang, and was also the last to Cocoon Formation.

But when it emerges from its cocoon, it is the first.

With a gentle swipe of its sharp claws, the Snow Wolf Senior sliced open the Giant Cocoon, then leaped out of it, landing steadily on the ground.

"Huh? I'm the fastest one?" Even the Snow Wolf Cave Master himself couldn't believe it.

Yu Jiaojiao looked at the Snow Wolf Cave Master with some disappointment and said, "Senior Snow Wolf's size hasn't changed."

She also hoped to see the Snow Wolf Cave Master with his muscular build. If that were the case, the Song Shuhang standing together would be quite comical.

If the four predecessors were to emerge from their cocoons and transform into Muscle White, Muscular Phoenix Slayer, Muscle White, and Muscular Snow Wolf, and then take a group photo with Muscle Shuhang and post it in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'... then the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' would have another nickname: 'Nine Provinces Muscle Group'.

What a pity. Yu Jiaojiao sighed.

"His size has changed somewhat, but not as dramatically as young friend Shuhang." The beautiful eyes of the Fairy Eastern Six moved, and under her 'Demon Eye' observation, it could be seen that the Snow Wolf Cave Master had grown slightly larger. But it was not obvious, and it was basically invisible.

"Haha, Eastern Six has sharp eyes," the Snow Wolf Cave Master laughed.

The Fairy Eastern Six continued, "How was it? Cocoon Formation interesting?"

"Very interesting, and the improvement in physical condition is greater than I expected. This silk-spitting was worthwhile," the Snow Wolf Cave Master nodded.

Just then... the second cocoon broke open, and the True Lord White Crane emerged from it.

True Lord White Crane's physique has not changed much, still maintaining that petite, somewhat feminine appearance.

After emerging from its cocoon, it immediately turned its head to look at the large cocoon of 'Venerable White' beside it.

"Senior White hasn't emerged from his cocoon yet," said True Lord White Crane regretfully.

A moment later, a shy blush suddenly appeared on its little face—its cocoon was tightly joined to the cocoon of the Venerable White.

In an instant, True Lord White Crane conjured up hundreds of images in his mind.

After a while, once the Venerable White emerges from the cocoon, it must immediately secure the two interconnected cocoons.

This is proof that it is 'connected' with the Venerable White.

"Senior White Crane hasn't changed either... What a pity." Yu Jiaojiao looked regretful as she turned to Song Shuhang: "Shuhang, only your body shape has changed. It seems you're the most special one."

Song Shuhang a wry smile.

Next, only the large cocoons of Venerable White and Young Master Phoenix Slayer remained.

The Venerable White consumed an entire vial of the 'Dragon Demon Potion,' which is why his emergence from the cocoon was delayed?

What's going on with Young Master Phoenix Slayer, who hasn't emerged from his cocoon yet?

While Song Shuhang and the others waited idly for Venerable White to emerge from his cocoon, Shuhang's phone rang again.

He took out his phone and checked the caller ID.

Yu Jiaojiao asked, "It's not that salesperson again, is it?"

"I don't know, it's another unfamiliar number." Song Shuhang answered the phone—anyway, he was bored, and if it was a sales call, he could chat for free. If it was a girl being sold to, he wouldn't mind chatting all night.

"Woof woof, Shuhang, Shuhang, woof~ Are you still in your room? Woof woof~" Doudou's familiar barking came from the phone.

It's Pekingese Doudou.

"Hey Doudou, did you finish the dungeon with your wife?" Song Shuhang felt a little guilty when he brought up this topic... Back then, because of a deal with Doudou, he had played the role of 'Doudou' and video chatted with its in-game 'wife'. He wondered if the girl still thought he was 'Doudou'. Just thinking about it made him feel guilty.

"Woof woof~~ I finished my first wife's dungeon a long time ago, and I was just playing a guild war with my second wife. Woof~~ It was so much fun! None of those level 5 weaklings were a match for me." Doudou said proudly.

Song Shuhang: "..." He suddenly really wanted to hang up the phone!

"By the way, Shuhang, did Phoenix Slayer Cocoon Formation in your room?" Doudou asked again.

Song Shuhang glanced at the Young Master Phoenix Slayer, who had not yet emerged from his cocoon, and nodded. "Senior Phoenix Slayer has been in his cocoon for a while now, and hasn't come out yet."

"Haha, that's great! Wait a moment, I'll be right there," Doudou said happily.

Song Shuhang looked puzzled. What was Doudou trying to do?

A moment later, Doudou pushed open the door to Song Shuhang's Room Doudou, transforming into a five-meter-long giant dog.

Upon entering, it stood upright. Shuhang noticed a large bag hanging from its two front paws.

"Where is Young Master Phoenix Slayer? Which one is his cocoon?" Doudou looked up at the two large cocoons on the roof that hadn't yet broken open.

Yu Jiaojiao pointed to the Giant Cocoon of Young Master Phoenix Slayer and said, "That is Senior Phoenix Slayer's cocoon."

Song Shuhang asked curiously, "Doudou, what do you want to do?"

"Hahaha, you'll see when you see it!" Doudou said, reaching into the large bag and pulling out an enormous piece of tape.

Then, it took off and flew to the edge of the Young Master Phoenix Slayer's cocoon.

Under the watchful eyes of Song Shuhang and the others, Doudou extended her sharp claws and carefully cut the Giant Cocoon of the Young Master Phoenix Slayer from the corner of the ceiling.

Then Doudou opened its mouth and exhaled a gentle gust of demonic wind, which supported the Giant Cocoon of the Young Master Phoenix Slayer, allowing it to float quietly in mid-air.

"Great, the location is perfect," Doudou muttered to herself.

Then, it tore open the tape with its claws and stuck one end to the Giant Cocoon of the Young Master Phoenix Slayer.

"Hahaha woof~, Phoenix Slayer, today, I finally found an opportunity. Woof woof woof~" Doudou smiled triumphantly, with a large piece of duct tape in its mouth, it circled around Young Master Phoenix Slayer's Giant Cocoon in circles -- in this way, the duct tape was wrapped around the Giant Cocoon in circles.

Soon, the Giant Cocoon of the Young Master Phoenix Slayer was wrapped in a thick layer of tape, and the entire Giant Cocoon was firmly stuck shut without revealing a single gap.

But Doudou didn't stop. She kept spinning around and around until she had completely covered the entire huge piece of tape before she was satisfied.

"Ptooey!" After spitting out the ring in the center of the tape in her mouth, Doudou stuck the now even Giant Cocoon back onto the ceiling.

"All done, that's a day." Doudou clapped its front paws triumphantly.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Yu Jiaojiao: "..."

Snow Wolf Cave Master, the Fairy Eastern Six, True Lord White Crane: "..."

After it was finished, Doudou jumped down from mid-air, shrunk back to the size of a normal Pekingese, and came to Song Shuhang's side.

It stood upright, placed one paw on Song Shuhang's leg, and leaned its body against him.

Then, Doudou pointed to the Giant Cocoon and said proudly, "How about it? Isn't it amazing? It's simply a perfect work of art."

Song Shuhang complained, "Doudou, what's the point of doing this? Even if you stick ten more layers of tape on, when Senior Phoenix Slayer emerges from the Giant Cocoon, he can tear all of that tape off with one claw!"

Beside her, the Fairy Eastern Six blinked – "Little friend Shuhang, shouldn't you be complaining about 'Doudou sticking tape on Fellow Phoenix Slayer's Giant Cocoon'? Why are you bringing up the quality of the tape instead?"

"Haha, you think I didn't think of this?" Doudou said smugly. "The tape I used this time is extraordinary. This isn't ordinary tape; it's a product reinforced by cultivators' magic. The Cultivator Daily advertised this tape really well back then. According to the ad, even if a cultivator's 'flying boat' is damaged, this tape can be used to patch the damage in an emergency. Moreover, even Fifth-Grade cultivator would have to put in some effort to break this tape. Not to mention, I've applied so many layers. This is enough to Phoenix Slayer, a real headache." Doudou said smugly.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Can you really trust advertisements?

If the advertisements were truly believable... people would feel water pouring down their backs when they drink Sprite; black stockings would float around when they eat Dove chocolate; they'd feel like they're flying when they wear Xtep; and they could even summon Superman by eating bubble gum!

But clearly, these are all impossible.

Seeing the expression on Song Shuhang's face, Doudou could guess what he was thinking. It chuckled and said, "Don't worry, Shuhang. I've tested this tape, and its strength is absolutely superb."

Doudou added, "That little Phoenix Slayer thinks he can't be dealt with just because he's advanced to the Fifth-Grade? How naive! One day, I'll make him remember the fear of being knocked to the ground by me!"

Song Shuhang: "..." By the time you advance to the Fifth-Grade, Young Master Phoenix Slayer will definitely have already advanced to an even higher realm, and you still won't be able to defeat him.

Moreover, the tape that Doudou applied was so strong that even a 'Fifth-Grade cultivator' would have to 'expend some effort' to remove it; it wasn't impossible to remove!

When Young Master Phoenix Slayer emerges from the cocoon and tears through this layer of adhesive tape, it will be Doudou's death day.

Would Young Master Phoenix Slayer like dog meat hot pot?

Song Shuhang glanced at Doudou, wondering if he should give it a hint to run away quickly.

Just as he was pondering this, Song Shuhang's phone rang again.

I've got a lot of phone calls tonight.

Song Shuhang took out his phone and swiped to take a look.

Then he saw the caller ID: 'Senior White'.

Song Shuhang looked up at Senior White's calloused face. "..."

However, he still answered the phone.

"Hey, Shuhang." Senior White's voice sounded weak and listless.

"Senior? What's wrong? What happened? Should we break free of your cocoon?" Song Shuhang asked hurriedly.

"No, no, I'm fine," said Venerable White. "I just feel really nice inside this cocoon, so soft. I've started to feel sleepy without even realizing it. I'll take a nap inside this cocoon, and wake me up tomorrow morning." Venerable White continued weakly, "That's all for now, goodnight~"

After saying that, Venerable White yawned again and then hung up the phone.

Song Shuhang: "..."

As expected of Senior White?

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