95. The Inconceivable Patient
Height, weight, physical examination, blood test, urine test, electrocardiogram, and various tests such as liver function, kidney function, and blood lipids. Song Shuhang felt dazzled, like a puppet being stuffed into various instruments for various tests.
After finally finishing checking all the items, Shuhang felt even more tired than if he had just practiced the 'Vajra Foundation Fist'. He didn't want to move a single finger.
And just now... when he took off his clothes for the physical exam, the female doctor looked at him as if she wanted to devour him, making him extremely uncomfortable.
Zhao Yaya is currently with him in the waiting room, waiting for the test results, which will take about half an hour.
This is largely thanks to the rapid technological advancements of recent years, which have significantly improved hospital efficiency. Otherwise, four or five years ago, it would have taken about a week to get the results of a full-body checkup.
Zhao Yaya seemed very nervous, fidgeting and pacing back and forth every now and then. She was terrified that in half an hour she would receive news that Song Shuhang had a terminal illness. If the medical examination report took a week to process like it did four or five years ago, who knew how Zhao Yaya would get through that long week of waiting?
Shuhang, however, seemed oblivious, lost in thought, his mind replaying a series of recent events.
When he thought of the hospital, something suddenly came to mind.
"Oh right, speaking of which, Professor Renshui seems to be in this hospital? Maybe I should buy some fruit and visit him later," Song Shuhang muttered to himself, remembering something.
Professor Renshui is the teacher who had both legs broken by Soft Feather's magic and was sent to the hospital because he "had class in the afternoon." Originally, Soft Feather only wanted to break one of his legs, but Teacher Renshui fell off the bed in the wrong way, and his first foot was only sprained. As a result... nothing happened, and he ended up in the hospital!
I did not kill Bo Ren, but Bo Ren died because of me.
Miss Soft Feather said that she had already compensated Professor Renshui afterward, but Shuhang still felt very bad.
"Professor Renshui? Your teacher?" Zhao Yaya asked.
"Yes, I heard he was injured and hospitalized a few days ago. I'll go to the front desk later and ask which room he's in," Shuhang said with a sigh.
Just then, a female doctor wearing glasses walked in, smiling, and said, "Professor Renshui? Is that the professor who broke both legs? It's really rare to break both legs just by falling out of bed. I happen to know which hospital he's in, room 532, building 8B. Many doctors in our hospital know him. Are you that professor's student?"
The female doctor pushed up her glasses and smiled. She was the one who had looked at Shuhang like she wanted to devour him during the physical exam; Song Shuhang felt her gaze was very threatening.
"Haha, Teacher Renshui's leg injury is quite unbelievable. Thank you. I'll go visit him later." Song Shuhang felt even more guilty— Professor Renshui's injuries weren't just to his legs; it seemed his spirit was also severely damaged.
It's estimated that for a long time, the idea that a professor could break both legs just by getting out of bed will be a popular topic of conversation.
Zhao Yaya wasn't concerned about Professor Renshui; she was more interested in Song Shuhang's medical report, "Doctor Li, Shuhang's medical report is out? Is my brother alright?"
"All I can say is... he's as healthy as can be. To be honest, I don't know why you brought your brother here for a full checkup with such a worried look. Look at these numbers yourself, your brother is as strong as an ox. If I hadn't examined him myself, I would have suspected the data was faked. These numbers don't look like a student's, they're like a national-level athlete's." Doctor Li chuckled—even more comprehensive and robust than a professional athlete!
Speaking of which, Zhao Yaya's younger brother really does have the kind of physique where you can't see his muscles when he's dressed. But when he took off his shirt during the physical exam, those well-defined muscles made him a very attractive young man. If she weren't already married, she might really consider a relationship with him.
"Are you sure there are no hidden illnesses?" Zhao Yaya asked worriedly, looking at the string of health data that was well above the baseline.
"Ya Ya, how much do you wish your brother had a hidden illness? Are you a yandere brother-obsessed person?" Doctor Li pushed up her glasses and laughed. She knew Zhao Yaya before, which allowed her to joke so freely.
"Of course not!" Zhao Yaya retorted angrily, glaring at Song Shuhang fiercely.
"It's not my fault. It's just that things happened too coincidentally. "Song Shuhang shrugged innocently.
Zhao Yaya put on a fierce expression, but secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Finally, he no longer had to worry about terminal illnesses or anything like that. Looking at the health data in his hand, a smile appeared on his face. It seemed this kid was really exercising; that was good.
Just then, a young nurse knocked on the door and came in, calling out shyly, "Doctor Li, are you there?"
"What is it?" the bespectacled female doctor asked.
"The patient in room 570 of building 8B is here again. Would you like to go and see him?" The nurse smiled, revealing a cute dimple.
"Here we go again? Okay, I'll be right there." Doctor Li frowned slightly and rubbed her temples.
Seeing Doctor Li's furrowed brow, Zhao Yaya asked, "Is it a very difficult patient?"
"It's tricky, and... it's unbelievable," Doctor Li explained. "The patient is a young girl, even younger than your brother. But her condition is strange... her body appears completely unharmed from the outside, but her internal organs and some tissues are charred. I still can't figure out how she ended up in such a 'tender outside, charred inside' state. If I hadn't examined her myself, I would have thought someone was playing a joke on me. To put it bluntly, anyone with injuries like that should be dead by now; there's no way to save them. But that young girl is still alive!"
"Moreover, the young girl seemed to know she was going to die and was quite accepting of life and death. She never asked us to save her life from beginning to end. She only came to us when the pain became unbearable, asking us to inject her with painkillers and prescribe some other pain medications. To put it bluntly, we would just tell patients like that to go home and eat something good; the hospital would avoid admitting them if possible. But for some reason, after that girl met with the hospital director, the director came personally and arranged a special ward for her. Then I started to give her regular checkups and inject her with painkillers and prescribe pain medications."
"And what bothers me most is... every time she's given us a painkiller injection, she brings her own needle. Have you ever heard of a patient bringing their own needle for an injection?! I've never seen a patient like that in my entire life."
"That sounds like a real pain," Zhao Yaya said, rubbing her temples.
"The world is so big, there are all sorts of wonders," Song Shuhang said calmly from the side. From the day his worldview collapsed, you know that if you suddenly told him that some Superman from abroad was going to visit China tomorrow, he could still remain calm and composed.
"Thank you for your hard work, Doctor Li. My brother and I won't bother you any longer." Zhao Yaya stood up and thanked Doctor Li. She still had to return to Jiangnan University Town for her medical internship.
Song Shuhang then said goodbye, "Thank you, Doctor Li, goodbye~"
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At the same time, at the Jiangnan University Town Affiliated Hospital, on the 5th floor of Building 8B.
An office worker stopped in his tracks, gritting his teeth, and said, "I feel it! I finally sense it! The Su Household's little brat is right here! Su Clan’s Seven... A-Qi, that wretched A-Qi!"
After chasing this junior for so many days, we've finally found his trail! This time, we definitely won't lose him again!
But the next moment, his expression changed again—the aura of the Su Household's junior had vanished once more?