Ch. 26332633. Tyrant Song's Classmate Baba Song Couldn't Get Up the Energy

Song Shuhang lectured the Myriad Heavens and Realms and the Nine Netherworld on turning Evil Delusion into ingredients and preparing dishes from it. As Merit gathered around him, he became too listless to sit upright, leaving his audience fearing another catastrophe.

  • Song Shuhang announced that his lecture would explain how to convert Evil Delusion into ingredients and introduce a menu developed with Fairy Bie Xue.
  • Song Shuhang described Evil Delusion as a heavenly treasure and credited Demon Emperor Hezhi's ancient research for helping create the conversion process.
  • Song Shuhang explained the ingredient-conversion process and menu, and Merit descended before the lecture ended.
  • Song Shuhang shifted from sitting upright to lying down and sprawling in the Merit Snake Beauty's embrace, worrying his audience because his changing posture had preceded disasters before.

Ch. 2634Endless Livestreaming!

Song Shuhang kept his sixth Profound Sage Lecture going by arranging a livestream inside it, where Fairy Bie Xue and Chu Chu demonstrated Evil Delusion cooking. After the lecture ended and he received Merit Power, he said he would not appear on the Manifestation Platform again.

  • The cultivators urged Song Shuhang to stop lecturing when he became lethargic, but he said he would make arrangements to finish.
  • Song Shuhang used his hair-palms and authority runes to project the Ancient Heavenly Court Kitchen into the lecture.
  • Fairy Bie Xue and Chu Chu demonstrated processing Evil Delusions into ingredients and cooking two dishes for the cultivators watching.
  • The cultivators learned Evil Delusion Ingredient Conversion, while powerful figures speculated that Song Shuhang was testing the rules of the Profound Sage Lecture.
  • The sixth lecture ended, Song Shuhang received Merit Power, and he told the audience he would not appear on the Manifestation Platform again.

Ch. 2635Tyrant Song Is Very Troubled

After Song Shuhang’s sixth Profound Sage Lecture revealed how to turn Evil Delusions into valuable food, cultivators across the Myriad Heavens and Realms rushed to hunt them and train immortal chefs. Song Shuhang celebrated finishing his lectures, received a final wave of merit, and realized he had forgotten to advertise for Senior White before another unexpected manifestation began.

  • Cultivators across the Myriad Heavens and Realms mobilized to capture Evil Delusions, recruit immortal chefs, and sell techniques for dealing with them.
  • Song Shuhang celebrated completing his six Profound Sage Lectures as Merit Power descended on him and Merit Snake Beauty.
  • Song Shuhang urged Merit Snake Beauty to evolve fully, then prepared to return with her to the Nine Netherworld.
  • Song Shuhang remembered he had forgotten to advertise for Senior White and considered using his Netherworld Ruler authority to arrange an advertisement through his disciple.
  • Song Shuhang’s vision darkened as he left the Profound Sage Lecture Space, and cultivators and Nine Nether Demons once again looked up at the sky.

Ch. 2636Ah... In the End, I Still Became Sterile!

Song Shuhang unexpectedly appeared in another Sage Manifestation Before All lecture, where his confused remarks about becoming sterile fueled wild speculation among cultivators. He discovered that the Huabei Law had overdrafted his future and manifested his Seventh Sage Seal, Overlord Blade.

  • Cultivators speculated that a new Profound Sage was giving the first lecture after the Heavenly Dao Collapse, until Song Shuhang appeared in the Sage Manifestation scene again.
  • Song Shuhang blamed his dizziness on Pavilion Master Chu’s lazy mode and lamented that he had become sterile before having a child with Su Clan's Sixteen.
  • Cultivators interpreted his words as evidence that he had temporarily regained his reproductive abilities and connected the possibility to the Confucian Sage’s Powerhouse Appraisal Technique.
  • Song Shuhang realized he was being broadcast to the Myriad Heavens and Realms, while the Merit Snake Beauty echoed his words.
  • The Huabei Law surged from Song Shuhang, overdrawing his future Sage Manifestation, Sage Seal, and lecture, and the Seventh Sage Seal, Overlord Blade, condensed beside him.

Ch. 2637This Time I Really Had No Manuscript, So Everyone Just Look at My Face and Make Do

Song Shuhang completed his seventh Sage manifestation and accepted the final title Tyrant Blade Song One, then improvised a lecture because he had no manuscript. As he advertised Senior White’s offer to buy Evil Delusion Cores, Senior White urgently asked him how many cores had been collected.

  • Cultivators across the Myriad Heavens and Realms debated Song Shuhang’s surname and settled on the title Tyrant Blade Song One, which Song Shuhang accepted as the conclusion to his seven Dao lectures.
  • Song Shuhang recalled the seven Sage Seals, pairing six according to the worlds and times they represented while the Tyrant Annihilation Dao Seal remained alone.
  • Song Shuhang told his listeners that the seventh Profound Sage Lecture had been an accident and asked them to make do with his face since he had prepared no manuscript.
  • Song Shuhang announced that Senior White was buying Evil Delusion Cores and told cultivators to contact him or Venerable Yellow Mountain to sell them.
  • Senior White messaged Song Shuhang that he urgently needed a large number of Evil Delusion Cores and asked how many had been collected.

Ch. 2638This Is What the Original Personally Made for You, Hee Hee

While Song Shuhang continued his Sage Manifestation lecture, Joseph mistook a glimpse of his contorted body for a divine martial arts technique and tried to imitate it. Senior White sent a clone to deliver a coffin he had made for Song Shuhang and requested an enormous number of Evil Delusion Cores.

  • Song Shuhang offered to have Merit Fairy deliver his Evil Delusion Cores to Senior White, but Merit Snake Beauty pushed him into a boneless pose during the lecture.
  • Joseph sensed Song Shuhang in the sky and mistook his limp posture for a new martial arts technique, then hurt his back trying to imitate it.
  • Joseph's wife sent their daughter Shuang Xue to help him, while Song Shuhang sensed Joseph and decided to help him cultivate after returning to the Present World.
  • Senior White told Song Shuhang he needed an extremely large number of Evil Delusion Cores and sent a clone through a huge Disposable Flying Sword.
  • Senior White's clone revealed that the original had personally made Song Shuhang a coffin.

Ch. 2639Even If Your Heart Is Bitter, You Still Have to Show a Sincere Smile to Customers Who Hit You in the Face with Money

Song Shuhang supplied Senior White's Clone with Evil Delusion cores and helped arrange a way for cultivators to sell more. The chapter ended with Anything Can Be Sold appearing during Song Shuhang's lecture to take the deal despite his misgivings.

  • Senior White's Clone explained that the coffin made from Song Shuhang's Wooden Body material was intended for Song Shuhang's great tomb.
  • Song Shuhang handed over a mountain of Evil Delusion cores, which Senior White's Clone sent to Senior White's main body.
  • Senior White's Clone asked Song Shuhang to use his Sage Manifestation to contact Anything Can Be Sold because the QR-code system was still being upgraded.
  • Anything Can Be Sold considered having Anything Can Be Bought handle the deal, but she could not enter the Profound Sage Lecture Space.
  • Anything Can Be Sold saw the deal slipping away and appeared to Song Shuhang with a professional smile.

Ch. 2640One Never Lacks Money, the Other Never Lacks Goods

Song Shuhang and Senior White’s Clone struck a deal with Everything Can Be Sold to exchange Evil Delusion Cores for Spirit Stones during the Profound Sage Lecture. After supplying a huge stock of cores, Everything Can Be Sold turned his attention to a new transaction involving Song Shuhang’s abundant Merit Power.

  • Song Shuhang celebrated Everything Can Be Sold’s reply, while the other cultivators took it as proof that the two were close friends.
  • Everything Can Be Sold agreed to help Song Shuhang and Senior White’s Clone buy Evil Delusion Cores for a one-percent handling fee, and suggested that Fairy Anything Can Be Bought cooperate with Song Shuhang or Senior White.
  • Fairy Anything Can Be Bought chose Senior White, prompting Everything Can Be Sold to complain that she was trying to take his Supreme VIP customer.
  • Everything Can Be Sold sent a large supply of Evil Delusion Cores into the lecture space, and Senior White’s Clone exchanged them for Spirit Stones through two passages.
  • After the transaction ended, Everything Can Be Sold asked how many more cores Senior White needed, then offered Song Shuhang a bargain involving the Merit Power filling his body.

Ch. 2641Two buttons

Everything Can Be Sold showed Song Shuhang the merit network and used his sixth Profound Sage Lecture to set up a way to trade with its viewers. The chapter ended with two buttons appearing beside Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, offering Evil Delusion Core Recycling and Spirit Stone Withdrawal.

  • Everything Can Be Sold brought Song Shuhang into the merit network and explained that few people had ever entered it.
  • Song Shuhang logged out and returned with the Merit Snake Beauty, surprising Everything Can Be Sold with her ability to enter the network.
  • The Merit Snake Beauty suggested she might need a pregnancy test, prompting Everything Can Be Sold to suspect Song Shuhang carried a life in his belly.
  • Everything Can Be Sold had the Merit Snake Beauty help him turn the connections from Song Shuhang’s sixth Profound Sage Lecture into trading channels.
  • Everything Can Be Sold returned to the Profound Sage Lecture Space with Song Shuhang and made two trading buttons appear before the watching cultivators.

Ch. 2642Finding Some Fun

Song Shuhang promoted a merit-network service that let cultivators sell their Evil Delusion Cores to Senior White, who intended to use them in an experimental minor plane world. While Song Shuhang meditated on Everything Can Be Sold’s techniques, Senior White’s Clone grew bored and decided to gather materials for Song Shuhang’s great tomb.

  • Song Shuhang announced the Evil Delusion Core Recycling and Spirit Stone Withdrawal functions, with Senior White covering all transaction fees.
  • Cultivators across the Myriad Heavens and Realms began sending in their Evil Delusion Cores, and Everything Can Be Sold handled the transactions.
  • Song Shuhang worried about the enormous cost, but Senior White’s Clone said a Spirit Stone asteroid would cover the payments and that he wanted enough cores to cover every coordinate formation in the experimental minor plane world.
  • Senior White’s Clone urged Song Shuhang to study Everything Can Be Sold’s use of Merit Power, and Song Shuhang soon entered a rare meditative state.
  • After waiting as transactions continued, Senior White’s Clone asked Everything Can Be Sold to collect materials so he could build a shell for Song Shuhang’s great tomb.

Ch. 2643Immortal Heavenly Dao

Song Shuhang meditated while serving as a conduit for the merit network, and @#%× Fairy evolved and connected a new merit LAN to Everything Can Be Sold’s network. Song Shuhang then dreamed of the extinction of the Myriad Heavens and Realms, where an immortal Daoist appeared as the Heavenly Dao.

  • Song Shuhang considered using the Netherworld Ruler Authority to access the merit network, then rejected the idea and returned to meditation.
  • @#%× Fairy transformed her snake tail into a skirt and grew feet, but decided her tail was more practical and changed it back.
  • @#%× Fairy gathered the Merit Fat Whale and Merit Tribulation Lightning Tree and completed a small merit LAN connected to Everything Can Be Sold’s network.
  • Song Shuhang entered a dream in which the stars and worlds of the Myriad Heavens and Realms burned out, bringing all life to extinction.
  • An immortal Daoist bearing dazzling merit light appeared amid the destruction, unaffected by the calamity, and was identified as the Heavenly Dao.

Ch. 2644So, Dying Once or Twice a Month Wasn't Such a Big Deal After All

Song Shuhang witnessed an Immortal One revive the stars in the extinguished Myriad Heavens and Realms and wondered whether he was reversing time or severing the cause and effect of the realm’s destruction. The vision ended with the Immortal One standing before a magnificent tomb at the center of a Merit Network.

  • Song Shuhang watched the Immortal One walk through the darkened Myriad Heavens and Realms as the Immortality Law nearly destroyed his eyes and overwhelmed his mind.
  • The Immortal One condensed his Merit Light into a flame and used it to reignite a dead star.
  • The stars across the Myriad Heavens and Realms relit in reverse order, leading Song Shuhang to suspect the Immortal One had reversed time.
  • The Immortal One severed a Cause and Effect, prompting Song Shuhang to wonder whether he had cut off the future destruction of the Myriad Heavens and Realms.
  • The vision shifted to the Immortal One standing before a magnificent tomb within a Merit Network.

Ch. 2645If You Don't Study Hard, You Can't Cultivate Even If You Have a Fortuitous Encounter

Song Shuhang learned that the six characters on the Stone Stele all meant “I,” then watched the Immortal One begin building a grave beside the Real Man Tower. The chapter left the Immortal One’s identity and the purpose of the new grave unresolved.

  • Song Shuhang considered which generation of Heavenly Dao the Immortal One might have been and tried to memorize the six characters on the Stone Stele.
  • Song Shuhang repeatedly forgot the characters whenever he looked away, then understood them when a language-and-writing Law merged into his cultivation chat.
  • Song Shuhang realized the six characters all expressed “I” in different ways.
  • The Immortal One touched the Stone Stele, said “Six,” and endured Karma Fire caused by severing his ties to the future.
  • The Immortal One summoned construction materials, magical treasure prototypes, and formation disks from the World of Merit, including the Nine-Rebirth Phoenix Saber, and began building a grave beside the Real Man Tower.

Ch. 2646Resetting the Points and Starting Over

The Immortal One began building his own tomb, combining a hundred-story tower design with the underground blueprint of the Number Cultivations. Song Shuhang memorized the design as the Immortal One transformed the construction materials and started raising the tomb.

  • The Immortal One accidentally burned the Nine-Rebirth Phoenix Saber with Karma Fire, resetting its progress and enraging it.
  • The Immortal One apologized and blessed the saber, wishing it would meet a master with Heavenly Dao Bearing during its Ninth Refinement.
  • The Nine-Rebirth Phoenix Saber gave the Immortal One the Number Cultivations Tomb Construction Blueprint and then vanished to continue advancing.
  • The Immortal One merged the Number Cultivations blueprint with a design based on the Hundred-Story Tower, creating a tomb with a hundred stories above and below ground.
  • Song Shuhang memorized the combined tomb design while the Immortal One transformed the materials and began construction.

Ch. 2647The Kind of Darkness Daytime Doesn't Understand at Night

Song Shuhang watched the Immortal One abandon a vast tomb after entering it, then woke from the dream blind and unable to see even with his Third Divine Eye. The chapter left him surrounded by inexplicable darkness.

  • The Immortal One explained that previous Heavenly Daos had built tombs as part of their pursuit of Immortal Transcendence, and Song Shuhang considered preparing a tomb of his own.
  • The Immortal One entered the completed Tomb Tower, but as its gate closed, he forced it open, glanced at the dream camera, and fled, abandoning the tomb.
  • Song Shuhang woke from the dream with his right eye shattered and the Confucian Sage's Eye shut down.
  • Song Shuhang used his divine sense and then his Third Divine Eye, but both revealed only darkness.

Ch. 2648Thinking About It Is Spectacular

Song Shuhang came to in a Flying Sword Coffin with his mind slowed by the Heavenly Dao Immortality Law, while Senior White's Clone worked on a mysterious underground framework. After Song Shuhang sent Senior White great-tomb blueprints, Senior White revealed they could solve a problem in the God-Making Project, which was nearing its final stage.

  • Merit Snake Beauty healed Song Shuhang's left eye and revealed that he was inside a box smelling of bayberries.
  • Song Shuhang contacted Senior White's Clone and learned from the feedback barrage that it was building an underground framework around his Flying Sword Coffin.
  • Song Shuhang offered Senior White two great-tomb blueprints and sent the blueprints from his dream to Senior White's main body.
  • Senior White asked Song Shuhang to send the blueprints to Senior White Two and have them cooperate on the God-Making Project.
  • Song Shuhang explained that Senior White Two had fallen asleep and offered to help in his place as a temporary Netherworld Ruler worker.

Ch. 2649The White Clan's Inherited Land-Stripping Ways

Song Shuhang tried to wake Senior White Two by sending him the Immortal Daoist's tomb blueprint and describing its secrets, but Senior White Two remained mostly asleep. As Song Shuhang's Profound Sage Lecture ended with the tomb only half built, Senior White's Clone proposed taking the Sermon Space's land with them.

  • Senior White warned Song Shuhang that repeated failures to wake Netherworld White could leave him transformed into a little sun orbiting through space.
  • Song Shuhang sent Senior White Two the tomb blueprint and tried several messages to wake him, including a plea for help and news about Fat Ball and a coming ascension.
  • Senior White Two responded in his sleep to the blueprint and reacted to Song Shuhang's account of Immortal Daoist reversing the Cause and Effect of the Myriad Heavens and Realms.
  • Song Shuhang suggested Immortal Daoist may have been forced to reverse Cause and Effect, but Senior White Two fell back to snoring.
  • Song Shuhang's Profound Sage Lecture ended with only half of the tomb framework complete, so Senior White's Clone proposed cutting up and taking the Sermon Space's land.

Ch. 2650This God Tyrant Pillar Has No Soul!

Sage White cut the tomb plot containing Song Shuhang out of the Profound Sage Lecture Space, and Song Shuhang used the merit from his seventh lecture to form a new God Tyrant Pillar. He realized the Merit Pillar lacked a soul and looked toward the Merit Snake Beauty.

  • Sage White cut a huge plot of the Profound Sage Lecture Space from the ground, including the great tomb framework and Song Shuhang's Flying Sword Coffin.
  • Cultivators watched the space repair itself and gave Tyrant Song five-star reviews as his seventh lecture ended.
  • Song Shuhang received a wave of merit power and asked the Merit Snake Beauty to focus on evolving.
  • The Merit Snake Beauty directed the merit power through the Flying Sword Coffin, and Song Shuhang shaped it into a new God Tyrant Pillar.
  • Song Shuhang realized the Merit Pillar had no central figure to give it a soul and looked toward the Merit Snake Beauty.

Ch. 2651A Terrifying Addition Problem

Song Shuhang forged a new Merit Pillar by merging Merit Snake Beauty into it, and the pillar burst through the coffin and tomb framework. Across the Myriad Heavens and Realms, cultivators glimpsed the pillar, while secluded grand cultivators worried about what might happen when Tyrant Song, the Profound Sage Lecture Law, and a piece of the Lecture Space came together.

  • Song Shuhang considered sacrificing Merit Snake Beauty to give the new Merit Pillar a soul, then decided Merit Fat Whale could serve instead.
  • Song Shuhang summoned Merit Fat Whale and named the planned pillar the Fat Whale Pillar, but Merit Snake Beauty knocked the whale away and claimed the pillar for herself.
  • Song Shuhang activated the God Tyrant Pillar No. 2 secret technique, merging Merit Snake Beauty into the pillar and growing it to thirty-seven meters tall.
  • The Merit Pillar burst through the coffin and Senior White's Clone's tomb framework, then emerged from the Profound Sage Lecture Space's landmass.
  • Cultivators across the Myriad Heavens and Realms briefly saw the golden pillar and Merit Snake Beauty, while secluded grand cultivators feared the combination of Tyrant Song, the Profound Sage Lecture Law, and the Lecture Space.

Ch. 2652This time, we're rivals!

Song Shuhang returned to the Netherworld with his tomb framework and the fading Sermon Space landmass, intending to use his Netherworld Ruler Authority to stabilize it. He thanked Pavilion Master Chu Two for stopping Demon Emperor E, but she vowed to surpass immortals and attain the Dao, declaring that she and Song Shuhang were rivals.

  • Song Shuhang explained that his Merit Fairy had become the growing Snake Immortal Pillar, while Senior White's Clone and Everything Can Be Sold agreed to keep building his tomb.
  • Song Shuhang warned that the Sermon Space landmass beneath the tomb was disappearing, so he moved the tomb and landmass into the Netherworld to try stabilizing them with his Netherworld Ruler Authority.
  • Song Shuhang told Senior White that he planned to wake Senior White Two at Big Shot Fat Ball's Steel Lair, and Senior White cautioned him to be careful.
  • Song Shuhang sensed that Song Youyou and Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet were suppressing the Limitless Demon Sect in the Demon Sea World, then found Pavilion Master Chu Two guarding the weakened Demon Emperor E.
  • Song Shuhang thanked Pavilion Master Chu Two for keeping Demon Emperor E from disrupting his tribulation, and she declared that they were rivals and that she would attain the Dao.
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