Ch. 3021Senior Three-Eyed Youth: I Did My Best!

Key plot points

  • Tyrant Benevolence enters a memory realm expecting a delaying trap, but finds a hidden archive containing How the Netherworld Ruler Was Made—a record of the Netherworld Ruler’s creation, Ancient Nether materials, and related theories.
  • Fascinated, he studies the instructions and considers how existing resources—Tyrant Song’s Immortality Attribute, Daozi’s Heavenly Dao Authority, the Dragon Network, the Demon Sea World, and Boss Fat Ball—might simplify the process.
  • He becomes so absorbed that the half-hour viewing period expires before he can review more than a small portion of the archive.
  • The contest moves to a fifty-question quiz; the first to answer thirty correctly wins. Senior Three-Eyed Youth secretly narrows the questions to the memories Tyrant Benevolence actually saw, doing all he can within the wager’s rules to help him.

Character developments and interactions

  • Tyrant Benevolence shifts from suspicion to delighted scholarly absorption, then panics when he realizes he has run out of time. He assumes Senior Three-Eyed Youth deliberately baited him.
  • Tyrant Evil is exasperated by Benevolence’s distraction and thinks he should have taken the challenge himself.
  • Senior Three-Eyed Youth is genuinely confused by Benevolence’s accusation. He actually wants to lose: the Demon Emperor has already given him the knowledge he wanted, while the chance to study the Confucian Sage’s Eyes is more appealing.
  • The wager puts Benevolence and Senior Three-Eyed Youth in opposition, but both are effectively working against the apparent outcome: Benevolence blames his opponent for a trap, while Three-Eyed Youth quietly tries to improve Benevolence’s chances.

Significant themes

  • The joy and danger of knowledge: Learning brings Benevolence genuine happiness, but his fascination costs him valuable time.
  • Building on past discoveries: Existing worlds, materials, and prior research may make recreating the Netherworld Ruler far easier than the original process.
  • Appearance versus intention: Benevolence interprets the archive as a scheme, while Three-Eyed Youth’s real goal is to lose.
  • Rules and limited agency: The wager ritual constrains Three-Eyed Youth, forcing him to help indirectly by adjusting the quiz’s scope.

Ch. 3022I Can Get Online!

Chapter 3013: I Can Go Online! — Summary

Key Plot Points and Events

  • The gambling ceremony connected to the Scatter Wealth Throne legally binds Three-Eyed Boy Senior to the contest. Although he can reduce the questions’ difficulty, he cannot deliberately manipulate the results without violating the ceremony’s rules.
  • Three-Eyed Boy Senior desperately wants Ba Song/Ba Shan to win so that he can obtain the Confucian Sage’s eyes. He is especially interested in the cultivation technique hidden within those eyes, hoping it will help him overcome a bottleneck in his own research into Evil Eyes.
  • Three-Eyed Boy Senior begins asking fifty questions about the ancient Nine Nether Ruler. He believes the first questions are extremely easy.
  • Ba Shan immediately answers the first question incorrectly, claiming that the Nine Nether Ruler first organized the laws of the world after awakening. The correct answer was that the Ruler retrieved its accompanying magical item from the Origin of Nine Nether.
  • Ba Shan also struggles with the second question, concerning the first Nine Nether monster modified by the Ruler. His memories from the magical item are disorganized, making it difficult to determine the correct sequence of events.
  • Realizing he is likely failing and may lose the chance to win “Eternal Life” for White Senior, Ba Shan looks for another strategy.
  • He remembers that he can use the Cultivation Chat System. Through his server privileges, he sends the quiz to idle users throughout the All Heavens and Myriad Realms, turning the gambling match into a massive online information search.
  • Dog Egg Dad quickly replies that the first palace was located at the Nine Nether Ancient Sea’s Immortal Extinction Island. He also begins spreading the Cultivation Chat System’s client through his former Nine Nether subordinates, hoping to involve even more ancient Nine Nether Demons.
  • Ba Shan gives the answer to Three-Eyed Boy Senior, who confirms it is correct.
  • With the Cultivation Chat System providing outside assistance, Ba Shan begins answering the subsequent questions correctly, appearing suddenly “enlightened.”

Character Developments

  • Ba Shan/Ba Song: Initially nervous and convinced he will lose, Ba Shan shifts from relying on fragmented memories to using ingenuity. He recognizes the Cultivation Chat System as a powerful resource and demonstrates adaptability, technical skill, and willingness to exploit modern communication methods.
  • Three-Eyed Boy Senior: Though outwardly stern and intimidating, he is secretly rooting for Ba Shan to win. His desire for the Confucian Sage’s eyes reveals his scholarly curiosity and obsession with advancing his Evil Eye research. His frustration grows when Ba Shan misses even the easiest questions.
  • Eyeball Butler: Correctly senses that Three-Eyed Boy Senior’s emotions are unusually volatile. Its attempt to preserve its master’s dignity by criticizing his polite wording only results in Three-Eyed Boy Senior angrily launching it away.
  • Dog Egg Dad: Acts as Ba Shan’s most immediate source of help. He not only provides the crucial answer but also understands the larger situation and actively expands the information network into Nine Nether.

Significant Themes

  • Knowledge versus individual ability: Ba Shan cannot rely solely on his incomplete memories, but collective knowledge allows him to overcome the challenge.
  • Technology and connectivity: The chapter humorously presents the Cultivation Chat System as an internet-like tool capable of connecting people across the universe. Information can now travel faster than distance or traditional cultivation barriers.
  • Rules and fairness: The gambling ceremony restricts Three-Eyed Boy Senior’s ability to cheat, creating a superficially fair contest while still allowing Ba Shan to use outside assistance.
  • Adaptability and problem-solving: Ba Shan’s greatest advantage is not his knowledge but his ability to recognize a new option and “break the game.”
  • Humor through contrast: Ancient, powerful beings engage in a solemn Daoist quiz, while the solution is essentially crowdsourcing answers online.

Character Interactions

  • Three-Eyed Boy Senior pressures Ba Shan with threatening questions, while privately hoping Ba Shan succeeds.
  • Eyeball Butler comments on its master’s behavior and is punished for interfering.
  • Ba Shan privately contacts Dog Egg Dad for help, then broadcasts the questions through the Cultivation Chat System.
  • Dog Egg Dad responds with the correct answer and recruits former Nine Nether connections to broaden the search.
  • Once Ba Shan begins receiving help, his interaction with Three-Eyed Boy Senior changes from repeated failure to a steady stream of correct answers, leaving Three-Eyed Boy Senior surprised and increasingly hopeful.

Ch. 3023Insisting on Saving Face Only Brings Suffering

  • The wager’s unexpected end: Senior Three-Eyed Youth and Tyrant Benevolence quietly cooperate during the Wager Ritual, with Benevolence cheating and Three-Eyed Youth making the questions easier. They seem poised to finish smoothly—but Tyrant Benevolence’s movements, speech, and thoughts suddenly slow to a crawl. Bound by the ritual’s rules, Three-Eyed Youth must keep asking questions; after all fifty are called, Tyrant Song has answered only nineteen and loses.
  • A hollow victory: The loss gives Senior Three-Eyed Youth a rare win over Tyrant Song, ending his record of constant defeat. Yet he is furious and disappointed rather than pleased: he had been trying to help Tyrant Song win. Tyrant Human, who might have taken over for Benevolence, is also trapped in the same extreme time slowdown and cannot act in time.
  • The likely cause and aftermath: Three-Eyed Youth suspects Tyrant Song’s main body caused the time disturbance while working in the Heavenly Dao Time Secret Realm, inadvertently affecting his Three Corpses Incarnations. He orders his Eyeball Butler to retrieve a sealing barrel, threatening to imprison both incarnations, then decides to keep the captured “Demon Emperor? E” as a future wager stake—intending eventually to lose it to someone else.
  • Character interactions and development: Three-Eyed Youth’s apparent rivalry with Tyrant Song masks a growing willingness to help him, though pride prevents him from openly offering assistance. His Butler recognizes this and bluntly advises him to stop worrying about saving face and abandon the “tsundere” act. Three-Eyed Youth is left speechless, exposing the gap between his formidable status and his awkward emotional reserve.
  • Themes: The chapter plays the apparent victory for comedy while underscoring how pride can obstruct genuine connection. It also highlights the arbitrary consequences of time manipulation: even an elaborate plan and a friendly understanding can be undone by an unforeseen effect on someone’s main body.

Ch. 30243024. The Fat Ball Boss Forced Out

Plot points and events

  • Senior Three-Eyed Youth notices that his Companion Artifact is clinging to Tyrant Benevolence. He and the Eyeball Butler plan to use this as an excuse to visit Tyrant Song later and get close to his “Research Confucian Sage Eyeball Project.”
  • They abandon the idea of cementing Tyrant Song’s Three Corpses Incarnations, since that would delay their return. Instead, Three-Eyed Youth jokes that they can cement Tyrant Song’s main body when they meet.
  • When Tyrant Benevolence’s time state recovers, he accidentally blurts out that Tyrant Song’s group has dug up all 81 of Three-Eyed Youth’s hidden Netherworld treasure sites. Three-Eyed Youth is devastated and privately vows revenge.
  • The Eyeball Butler announces that the wager is over and Tyrant Benevolence has lost. It sends him and the Self Corpse away, while the Companion Artifact remains stuck to Tyrant Benevolence’s hand.
  • The two incarnations consider having someone else—possibly Senior White’s Clone—wager for the Wealth-Spending Throne Mark and try again.
  • Back in the Netherworld, Boss Fat Ball ends its isolation after sensing Tyrant Benevolence’s arrival and wonders why.

Character developments

  • Senior Three-Eyed Youth shifts from anger to scheming: he sees the Companion Artifact’s attachment as a pretext for approaching Tyrant Song. Learning that his treasures are gone intensifies his resentment toward Tyrant Song.
  • The Eyeball Butler proves both resourceful and self-satisfied, devising elaborate plans to infiltrate Tyrant Song’s project and even imagining “medicinal” cement.
  • Tyrant Benevolence remains flustered and impulsive, accidentally revealing the treasure theft and only belatedly realizing the wager is lost.
  • The Self Corpse stays pragmatic, proposing ways to try the wager again.
  • Boss Fat Ball reappears from isolation, setting up a possible confrontation.

Themes

  • Greed and attachment: Three-Eyed Youth’s deep attachment to his treasures—and the Companion Artifact’s attachment to Tyrant Benevolence—drives the comedy and schemes.
  • Revenge and manipulation: Characters turn setbacks into pretexts for new plans.
  • Comic contrast: Grand ambitions and bitter grievances are undercut by absurd details such as cement “baths” and an artifact behaving like a clingy pet.

Character interactions

  • Three-Eyed Youth and the Butler work in close, conspiratorial partnership, silently understanding one another’s scheme.
  • Three-Eyed Youth’s resentment centers on Tyrant Song, whom he blames for the loss of his entire hidden treasury.
  • Tyrant Benevolence and the Self Corpse discuss how to recover from their failed wager.
  • Boss Fat Ball’s unexpected encounter with Tyrant Benevolence closes the chapter.

Ch. 3025I Won't Listen, I Won't Listen

Key events

  • Boss Fat Ball awakens and sees Tyrant Benevolence approaching. Though afraid Tyrant Benevolence may act against him, he refuses to listen when Tyrant Benevolence tries to talk, then retreats into self-isolation to keep studying the Heavenly Dao Seal.
  • Boss Fat Ball hopes to break the seal and escape to a hidden laboratory using Netherworld Ruler Authority. Even sacrificing most of his body would be acceptable, so long as he survives.
  • He is abruptly forced out of isolation again. Tyrant Benevolence discovers that the cause is a small, adorable, conscious Companion Artifact clinging to his palm.
  • The artifact speaks in an obscure Primordial-era dialect that Tyrant Benevolence cannot understand. He plans to contact Three-Eyed Youth to return it.
  • Boss Fat Ball is fascinated by the artifact and asks what it is. Tyrant Benevolence jokingly refuses to listen, then agrees to take turns answering each other’s questions.
  • Tyrant Benevolence identifies the artifact as the Companion Artifact of Three-Eyed Youth, the first Netherworld Ruler. Boss Fat Ball is unsettled by how strongly he feels connected to it.

Character developments and interactions

  • Boss Fat Ball is revealed as intensely survival-driven: he is willing to endure a miserable existence or abandon most of his body to stay alive. His irritation gives way to curiosity when he sees the artifact.
  • Tyrant Benevolence alternates between seeking information and teasing Boss Fat Ball, imitating his repeated refusal to listen. He also admits he cannot interpret the artifact’s language.
  • **Tyrant * ** is embarrassed by Tyrant Benevolence’s goofy behavior and uses the Forgetting Divine Technique to disappear from view.
  • Boss Fat Ball and Tyrant Benevolence shift from mutual suspicion and comic evasion to a reluctant agreement to exchange questions and answers.

Significant themes

  • Regret and survival: Boss Fat Ball reflects that he should either have eliminated Tyrant Benevolence earlier or avoided him entirely, but now must focus on surviving.
  • Information as power: Tyrant Benevolence values rare knowledge, even when its usefulness is uncertain.
  • Humor amid danger: Repeated interruptions, mimicry, and the artifact’s cute appearance undercut the serious stakes of the seal and Boss Fat Ball’s escape plans.
  • Unexplained identity and connection: Boss Fat Ball’s sense of kinship with an artifact linked to the first Netherworld Ruler hints at a deeper connection yet to be explained.

Ch. 3026Simply Killing the Ball and Crushing Its Heart!

Key plot points and events

  • Boss Fat Ball notices that the sealed artifact feels familiar and wonders whether it was meant to be its Companion Artifact, perhaps erased by Heaven.
  • Tyrant Benevolence explains that the artifact was made from raw material brought back from the Ancient Nether in the Black Dragon World by the Heavenly Dao linked to the first Netherworld Ruler. Fat Ball has no memory of the place, leaving its connection to the artifact uncertain.
  • Benevolence then asks how to cut Fat Ball apart and sever the connection between its pieces and its main body, as research for the project to fuse Song Youyou with Fat Ball.
  • Daozi arrives, reinforces Fat Ball’s seal, and offers to spare whatever remains of its body if it cooperates with the project.
  • Fat Ball accepts. A Heaven-witnessed contract is established, binding both sides to the deal.

Character developments

  • Boss Fat Ball remains suspicious and resentful, especially toward the Heavenly Dao and Tyrant Song, but ultimately chooses survival—even if it means losing much of its body.
  • Tyrant Benevolence acts as a patient investigator, though his questions make clear that the project involves dissecting and modifying Fat Ball.
  • Daozi shows calculated pragmatism: he turns Fat Ball’s desire to live into a means of securing its cooperation, while maintaining control through the seal.

Character interactions

  • Fat Ball presses Tyrant Benevolence for information about its connection to the artifact; Benevolence answers, then shifts the questioning toward how Fat Ball can be dismantled.
  • Daozi intervenes in their exchange, strengthens Fat Ball’s prison, and offers survival in return for cooperation.
  • Fat Ball accepts the bargain despite recognizing it as a cruel and humiliating choice.

Significant themes

  • Survival at a cost: Fat Ball’s choice to live means accepting bodily harm and loss of autonomy.
  • Power and coercion: Daozi’s offer is technically a choice, but Fat Ball’s imprisonment and circumstances make it far from free.
  • Uncertain origins and identity: Fat Ball’s possible link to the artifact and the Ancient Nether raises questions about its beginnings.
  • Revenge and satisfaction: Daozi sees Fat Ball’s continued, painful existence as a possible answer to the Confucian School’s long-standing grievances.

Ch. 3027The Cool Factor Is Dropping

Key plot points

  • Senior Brother Daozi leaves the Netherworld in high spirits after tormenting Boss Fat Ball, while Tyrant Benevolence stays behind to continue talking with him.
  • Benevolence reveals that the Black Dragon World once had an “Eighth Immortality” resembling Fat Ball: a liquid-metal sphere. Fat Ball recognizes a possible link between that being, his own missing memories, and the Three-Eyed Ruler’s Companion Artifact.
  • They consider two explanations: Fat Ball may be connected to the Black Dragon World’s Eighth Immortality, or each Eighth Immortality may produce a “boss ball.” Fat Ball rejects the second idea but suspects the similarities may result from someone’s deliberate intervention.
  • Fat Ball initially blames Ghostly White or the Heavenly Dao associated with him, then revises his theory: someone may have brought a prototype of the Heavenly Dao Sphere from the Black Dragon World and cultivated it.
  • He identifies the Second Heavenly Dao, Three-Eyed, as a possible suspect, since Three-Eyed studied the Ancient Nether. The group plans to ask Daozi to search for clues left by Fat Ball’s fallen Heavenly Dao Sphere.
  • Benevolence concludes that Fat Ball’s “cool factor” has fallen: unlike other Heavenly Daoes, he may have been manipulated—or even used as an experiment.

Character developments and interactions

  • Boss Fat Ball shifts from humiliation and lethargy to intense curiosity about his origins. He begins forming theories but remains uncertain about his lost memories and past.
  • Tyrant Benevolence deliberately keeps pressing Fat Ball to talk, using new information to draw him out. Their exchange is teasing but also investigative.
  • Senior Brother Daozi exits satisfied after his earlier clash with the Confucian School’s enemy.
  • Three Corpses Tyrant volunteers to relay Fat Ball’s request to Daozi.
  • Three-Eyed becomes a potential figure of suspicion, though no evidence is confirmed.

Significant themes

  • Identity and forgotten history: Fat Ball wonders whether his blank memories are tied to reincarnation or an earlier existence.
  • Manipulation and experimentation: The possibility that a powerful being engineered or cultivated a Heavenly Dao Sphere raises questions about agency and control.
  • Cosmic coincidences and hidden connections: Similarities between Fat Ball and the Black Dragon World’s Eighth Immortality suggest a deeper link.
  • Humor through deflation: Fat Ball’s grand status is undercut by the suggestion that he may have been someone else’s experimental subject.

Ch. 3028How Can I Avoid Embarrassing a Longevity Immortal?

Chapter Summary

Key Plot Points and Events

  • Fat Ball Big Shot observes that Ba Shan has a wildly erratic thought process, frequently jumping between unrelated ideas. Despite this apparent lack of focus, Ba Shan has still stubbornly cultivated to the Eternal Life Realm.
  • Ba Shan asks whether Senior Daoist has replied and decides to contact Senior Three-Eyed Boy, informing him that the “Companion Magical Item Big Shot” has been brought out.
  • Ba Xing handles the communication through the Scatter Wealth Throne imprint, but Three-Eyed Boy does not answer because he is deliberately pretending to be asleep.
  • While Ba Shan casually gossips about Nine Nether Ruler and White Senior Two’s sleeping habits, Nine Nether evil lightning strikes him as punishment. He quickly changes his words to avoid a second strike.
  • Ba Xing proposes using the Companion Magical Item as bait to lure Three-Eyed Boy into retrieving it and, during the process, exposing him to the “Research Confucian Sage Eyeball Project.”
  • In the Scatter Wealth Throne World, Three-Eyed Boy reveals that he intentionally ignored the call because he had planned the same scheme. He views Ba Sha—the Self Corpse—as clever and promising, and intends to reward him with an Eternal Life opportunity.
  • Three-Eyed Boy prepares cement and sealing barrels for his upcoming plans. He also asks Eyeball Butler to prepare an inexpensive but highly disgusting gift for Striped Dragon Overlord, who may be encountered during the trip.
  • Eyeball Butler plans to use an eighth-rank treasure saber containing Holy Light power, hoping it will eventually be passed to Ba Song’s disciple and put to practical use.
  • Meanwhile, Ba Song’s Ironclad Avatar worries about preparing New Year’s gifts. Items that were suitable when Ba Song was only at the Sixth Rank now seem too ordinary and embarrassing for an Eternal Life expert to give to his juniors.

Character Developments

  • Ba Shan remains impulsive, distractible, and tactless, but his unconventional thinking occasionally produces useful ideas. His reckless speech also repeatedly exposes him to danger, as shown by the Nine Nether lightning.
  • Ba Xing/Ba Sha demonstrates strategic intelligence and caution. He takes over communication duties from Ba Shan and devises a plan to manipulate Three-Eyed Boy into participating in the Sage’s Eye research.
  • Senior Three-Eyed Boy proves to be equally calculating. He had already anticipated the same plan and deliberately ignored the call to gain an advantage. He also develops a favorable opinion of Ba Sha and plans to reward him.
  • Eyeball Butler acts as an efficient and creative assistant, helping coordinate the research project and designing a cost-effective “disgusting gift.”
  • Ba Song’s Ironclad Avatar shows concern about the dignity and image associated with his new Eternal Life status, especially in relation to his juniors.

Significant Themes

  • Unconventional intelligence: Ba Shan’s scattered thoughts appear foolish, yet they coexist with extraordinary achievement, suggesting that brilliance can take unexpected forms.
  • Scheming and mutual manipulation: Ba Xing and Three-Eyed Boy independently devise nearly identical plans, creating a contest of strategy in which both sides attempt to use the other.
  • Status and embarrassment: Ba Song’s concern over New Year’s gifts reflects the pressure of maintaining the dignity and expectations of an Eternal Life expert.
  • Practicality and resourcefulness: The characters repeatedly seek efficient ways to use available resources, such as turning a disgusting gift into something useful for Ba Song’s disciple.
  • Cosmic retribution and dangerous speech: Ba Shan’s punishment for gossiping about Nine Nether Ruler emphasizes that careless words can have immediate supernatural consequences.

Character Interactions

  • Ba Shan and Ba Xing contrast sharply: Ba Shan is impulsive and chaotic, while Ba Xing is cautious, organized, and manipulative.
  • Ba Shan’s gossip about Nine Nether Ruler triggers a direct lightning strike, creating a humorous exchange in which he hastily changes his wording.
  • Ba Xing and Three-Eyed Boy unknowingly formulate the same plan to connect Three-Eyed Boy with the Confucian Sage Eye research.
  • Three-Eyed Boy and Eyeball Butler work closely together, with the Butler efficiently executing his master’s schemes.
  • The chapter ends by shifting from grand conspiracies to Ba Song’s personal dilemma: how an Eternal Life expert can give respectable New Year’s gifts without “losing face.”

Ch. 3029Little Guoguo, You've Narrowed Your Path

Plot points and events

  • Song Shuhang’s Steel Avatar gathers Little Guoguo and the other children to give them New Year presents: Celestial One vials and inscribed wooden sabers. Little Yinzhu and the Mechanical Girl receive gifts too.
  • He offers to grant one New Year wish for the group, within reason. Little Guoguo eagerly asks for temporary Seventh-Grade Venerable combat strength.
  • Guoguo explains that he wants to beat Abbot Profound Principle—and, more seriously, to help him break his Mouth-Sealing Zen vow so he can speak normally.
  • Abbot Profound Principle overhears and responds by drilling Guoguo’s temples with his fists, then chopping him on the head.
  • The Steel Avatar warns that temporarily giving Guoguo Seventh-Grade power is possible, but would leave him crippled afterward. He nevertheless begins forming a sphere of lightning, hinting that he will offer some safer response.

Character development and interactions

  • Little Guoguo shows both a mischievous grudge against the abbot and genuine concern for him. His wish reveals that he wants to understand the reason for Profound Principle’s silence and help him.
  • The Steel Avatar acts as a generous, protective senior brother, giving gifts and taking the children’s wishes seriously while cautioning them about dangerous shortcuts.
  • Abbot Profound Principle maintains his stern, physical way of correcting Guoguo, but the scene also reveals a painful history behind his Mouth-Sealing Zen: a former disciple’s cultivation went wrong after the abbot may have guided him poorly.
  • Senior White’s Clone explains that history, while humorously reacting to being invoked as the standard for limitless wish-granting.

Significant themes

  • Care and responsibility: The Steel Avatar wants to make the children happy but refuses to ignore the lasting harm a reckless wish could cause.
  • Growth versus shortcuts: Guoguo’s desire for borrowed power contrasts with the warning that real cultivation cannot safely be bypassed.
  • Regret and compassion: Profound Principle’s vow appears rooted in remorse over a disciple’s failure, while Guoguo’s wish reflects a desire to help him move past it.
  • Humor and affection: The scene balances serious backstory with playful teasing, gifts, and the abbot’s comic punishment of Guoguo.

Ch. 3030Huh? Who are you, and why are you in my head?

Chapter Summary

1. Key Plot Points and Events

  • Tyrant Song’s Steel Avatar demonstrates his strongest lightning technique, the Giant Heavenly Tribulation Palm Thunder, whose released power reaches the level of a Seventh-Grade cultivator.
  • Using wood from the original Squinty-Eyed Wooden Body and a basic sealing technique enhanced by his Longevity-level power, he creates twelve wooden rune tiles, each containing a Town-Level Palm Thunder.
  • He gives ten tiles to Little Guoguo and two to his companions, Shi Luoli and Candle Lolita, warning them about the large area of effect and the need to distinguish enemies from allies.
  • Little Guoguo boasts that the talismans mean he has “grown up,” but Master Profound Principle immediately humiliates him by twisting his head with an iron fist.
  • The Steel Avatar asks Shi and Candle Lolita what New Year’s gifts they want. Both request help strengthening their Dao Hearts, inspired by Tyrant Song’s exceptionally stable will despite his rapid cultivation progress.
  • The Steel Avatar explains that the first step in cultivating a strong Dao Heart is enduring loneliness and announces that they will undergo “three hundred years of Onion Life.”
  • Borrowing Tyrant Song’s Third Divine Eye, he combines a True Illusion with forced information transfer to recreate Tyrant Song’s original experience of entering Onion Lady’s life.
  • Shi and Candle Lolita are placed into separate illusions, transformed into mindless Onion Ladies, and planted on a mountaintop by Daoist Scarlet Firmament.
  • As the experience begins, both hear the mysterious voice: “Huh? Who are you? Why are you in my mind?”

2. Character Developments

  • Steel Avatar/Tyrant Song: Shows both overwhelming power and technological ingenuity by sealing tribulation-level lightning into portable talismans. He also reveals a thoughtful, if extreme, method for teaching Dao Heart cultivation.
  • Little Guoguo: Gains confidence from receiving powerful weapons but remains immature and playful. His claim of having “grown up” is immediately undercut by Master Profound Principle.
  • Shi Luoli: Demonstrates unusual maturity and foresight. Rather than asking for greater combat power, she seeks a stronger Dao Heart to ensure her mental foundation keeps pace with her cultivation.
  • Candle Lolita: Follows Shi’s choice, trusting her judgment and recognizing Shi as the more sensible of the two.
  • Master Profound Principle: Continues acting as a strict and comically violent disciplinarian toward Little Guoguo.
  • Fairy Lychee: Approves of Shi’s thoughtful choice of gift.
  • Daoist Scarlet Firmament: Appears within the recreated memory as the figure who plants the Onion Ladies on the mountaintop.

3. Significant Themes

  • Power and maturity: Physical strength does not necessarily equal emotional or spiritual growth, as shown by Little Guoguo’s childish behavior despite receiving powerful weapons.
  • The importance of Dao Heart: Rapid advancement must be matched by mental resilience and determination; otherwise, cultivation becomes dangerous.
  • Loneliness as spiritual training: The chapter presents prolonged isolation as the foundation for forging an unwavering will.
  • Knowledge and experience as gifts: Instead of merely giving Shi and Candle Lolita an object, Tyrant Song gives them a direct experience based on his own past.
  • Humor alongside cultivation seriousness: Powerful techniques, Longevity-level abilities, and profound lessons are repeatedly contrasted with slapstick violence and childish antics.
  • Recreating personal experience: The use of illusion and memory transfer raises questions about identity, consciousness, and whether an artificial recreation can reproduce genuine growth.

4. Character Interactions

  • The Steel Avatar gives Little Guoguo, Shi Luoli, and Candle Lolita powerful thunder talismans, while Little Guoguo decides not to share with Lingxiao and Yinzhu because they are considered Senior Song’s “daughters.”
  • Little Guoguo boasts to Master Profound Principle, who responds by painfully twisting his head and reaffirming their comic mentor-student dynamic.
  • Shi asks the Steel Avatar directly how he maintains such a stable Dao Heart, prompting him to offer serious cultivation guidance.
  • Candle Lolita imitates Shi’s request, and the Steel Avatar agrees to train them together.
  • Despite being included in the same project, Shi and Candle Lolita are deliberately separated so they can experience true solitude.
  • The chapter ends as both begin their isolated Onion Life experiences and hear the same intrusive, mysterious voice in their minds.

Ch. 3031The Post-Credits Scene

Chapter Summary: “Epilogue Easter Egg”

Plot and events

Shi and Zhu enter an illusion designed by Song Shuhang to strengthen their Dao Hearts. A mysterious, pleasant voice addresses them, eventually revealing itself as a more mature-sounding Cong Niang (Scallion Girl). She recognizes that they are experiencing Song Shuhang’s “Entering Dreams” technique and decides not to interfere, promising them a “Xiao Cai egg” afterward. The illusion then begins the “Onion Life” experience, transforming Shi and Zhu into onions rooted on a mountaintop. They endure endless cycles of sunrise and sunset, unable to move or interact with anyone. After what feels like hundreds of years—ultimately reaching roughly three hundred years—the illusion ends when Cong Niang suddenly emerges from the ground. However, just as Shi and Zhu believe they have escaped, the blackened dream world begins brightening again, suggesting another ordeal is about to start.

Character development

Shi initially approaches the experience calmly and rationally, but even her strong mental discipline is eventually strained by the extreme monotony. She perseveres by comparing herself to Song Shuhang and resolves to endure until the end, causing her Dao Heart to become significantly stronger. Zhu, whose lively and active personality clashes with the stillness of plant life, suffers much more severely. Over time, she nearly forgets that she was ever human and begins thinking like an onion. Both girls emerge mentally changed, feeling much older and less childish after their centuries-long experience.

Themes

The chapter explores endurance, loneliness, the nature of Dao-heart cultivation, and the psychological effects of extreme monotony. It humorously challenges the idealized notion of living peacefully as a plant, showing that “carefree” stillness can become unbearable when experienced for centuries. The ordeal also emphasizes Song Shuhang’s extraordinary mental resilience, as Shi wonders how he endured the same experience without losing his personality.

Character interactions

Shi and Zhu discuss the strange voice and their circumstances, with Shi identifying it as likely belonging to Cong Niang. Cong Niang addresses Song Shuhang from what seems like another world or time, teasing him for bringing others into his dream and joking about raising company salaries. Her eventual emergence from the soil provides the girls with overwhelming relief and marks the apparent conclusion of the first illusion. The chapter ends on a cliffhanger when the supposedly finished dream begins again.

Ch. 3032When in Doubt, Challenge a Big Shot + Pain + Death

Key plot points and events

  • Onion Lady uses Dream Entry to expose Shi Luoli and Zhu to an intense experience meant to strengthen their Dao hearts.
  • With Soft Feather’s help, Onion Lady appears as a mature, career-woman-like version of herself and shields her companions from a devastating attack.
  • The enemy’s black, virus-like energy kills Onion Lady in a horrific, agonizing way. Shi and Zhu experience her pain and death firsthand, then awaken alive with the memory of it still vivid.
  • Onion Lady explains that the trial combines pain, death, and confronting overwhelming opponents—the same ordeal-based experiences that helped make Song Shuhang’s Dao heart exceptionally strong.
  • She ends the “bonus scene,” warning that Shi and Zhu have only enough preparation to endure it once.
  • Soft Feather confirms the experiment succeeded: the Heavenly Dao Little Black Room can preserve fragments of a Longevity Method after its root is erased, potentially enabling Song Shuhang’s Second Longevity Method to be split and recombined. Shi and Zhu’s consciousness then returns to the present.

Character developments

  • Shi and Zhu are frightened and traumatized by the simulated death, but endure it and gain a powerful lesson in strengthening their Dao hearts.
  • Onion Lady reveals a more formidable, mature side, sacrificing herself to protect her companions.
  • Soft Feather demonstrates her involvement in the experiment and recognizes Shi and Zhu, while offering a crucial report to Song Shuhang.

Significant themes

  • Resilience through suffering: Pain, death, and despair can temper a Dao heart, though the process is dangerous and deeply traumatic.
  • Protection and sacrifice: Onion Lady faces the attack to shield those beside her.
  • Memory and survival: Even after revival, the experience of death remains psychologically real.
  • Experimentation and transformation: The Heavenly Dao Little Black Room may allow Longevity Methods to be preserved, divided, and recombined.

Character interactions

  • Shi refuses Onion Lady’s offer to explain Dao hearts, but cannot stop the dream from unfolding.
  • Onion Lady asks Soft Feather for help; Soft Feather assists and later addresses Shi and Zhu directly.
  • Shi and Zhu experience Onion Lady’s suffering from within her body, then learn why Song Shuhang’s Dao heart is so strong.
  • Soft Feather asks that Song be told the experiment worked, linking the trial to his cultivation plans.

Ch. 3033Boss Fat Ball Was Targeted

Plot points and events

  • Shi and Zhu report Soft Feather’s message: the Heavenly Dao Little Black Room may help solve the problem of consuming the Longevity Method.
  • They also recount their experience in the egg-hunt illusion, which showed them Onion Lady’s three hundred years of life. Shi’s account reveals a version of Onion Lady far more heroic and striking than the Steel Avatar expected.
  • The Steel Avatar wonders whether their Onion Lady was transported to the future, or whether Shi encountered a future version of her, but cannot reach a conclusion.
  • Asked for a New Year’s wish, Soft Feather first requests to experience the Confucian Sage’s “Pregnancy Gaze.” Sage Spirit Butterfly immediately intervenes, and she agrees to choose something else.
  • Soft Feather asks to learn Song Shuhang’s modified Blade-Nourishing Art. Li Yinzhu makes the same request, hinting that she has someone she wants to “nourish,” and glances at Little Lingxiao.
  • When asked for her wish, Little Lingxiao instead asks for a Fat Ball Cloak, inspired by the image of Song Shuhang wearing one.

Character developments and interactions

  • Candle Lolita briefly imagines that her three hundred years of “Onion Life” make her an adult and calls Soft Feather “Little Soft Feather.” Soft Feather’s hug quickly reminds her of their enormous size and power difference.
  • The Steel Avatar is intrigued by Shi’s account of Onion Lady and grateful to Soft Feather, though he is unsure exactly what the future Soft Feather has done.
  • Soft Feather’s curiosity remains boundless, but she accepts her father’s warning about the Pregnancy Gaze and redirects her wish.
  • Sage Spirit Butterfly’s protective intervention is undercut by his awareness that he can no longer defeat Tyrant Song.
  • Li Yinzhu’s quiet glance at Little Lingxiao makes the latter worry she may become the target of the Blade-Nourishing Art.
  • Little Lingxiao’s Fat Ball Cloak wish shows how strongly Song Shuhang’s appearance and identity influence her.

Significant themes

  • Uncertainty about time and identity: Onion Lady’s disappearance and the illusion’s possible glimpse of the future remain unexplained.
  • Affection expressed through playful requests: New Year’s wishes reveal each character’s personality, from Soft Feather’s daring curiosity to Little Lingxiao’s admiration of Song Shuhang.
  • Family protection and changing power dynamics: Spirit Butterfly tries to shield Soft Feather, while acknowledging Song Shuhang’s overwhelming strength.
  • Humor through contrast: The chapter pairs grand cultivation techniques and mysterious future events with teasing, domestic moments such as hair-combing and holiday wishes.

Ch. 3034I Didn't Dare Ask More, Nor Did I Dare Make a Sound!

Key plot points and events

  • Little Lingxiao agrees to keep associating with Boss Fat Ball despite the risks tied to her origins. She believes Dad Song’s Core World can protect her if anything goes wrong, so the Steel Avatar promises to make her a cloak from Fat Ball’s remnants.
  • Before working on the cloak, the Steel Avatar uses his Third Divine Eye to send Little Yinzhu and Soft Feather his knowledge and practical experience of the Blade-Nourishing Art. Spirit Butterfly Senior laments that, after avoiding one dangerous exposure for his daughter, she is still exposed to Tyrant Song’s Third Divine Eye.
  • In a Time Secret Realm, Song Shuhang completes a month-long series of Dao discussions with Longevity Immortals. He listens and learns from their teachings, while his high realm and borrowed Heavenly Dao calculation ability let him offer insights that impress them. Both sides benefit, and the discussions further raise his reputation.
  • Daozi quietly supports Song Shuhang’s preparations to prove the Dao of Immortality, though he feels guilty about leaving the burden of saving the worlds to someone younger. Tyrant Benevolence explains that Song Shuhang chose this path because he cares about people and has causes of his own to settle.
  • Tyrant Benevolence and Ba Xing ask Daozi to take them to the laboratory conducting experiments on the Confucian Sage’s Eyes, hoping to lure Senior Three-Eyed Youth there. They also report new findings about consuming the Dao of Longevity and anticipate needing the Heavenly Dao Little Black Room.
  • At the laboratory, an impressive group of powerful figures studies the Confucian Sage’s Eyes—and numerous eyeballs, most apparently taken from Song Shuhang. Miss Disaster Giant Turtle arrives to retrieve his parts but is so intimidated by the assembled experts that she silently crouches in the corner.

Character developments and interactions

  • Little Lingxiao shows trust in Song Shuhang and confidence in her own ability to retreat to his Core World; Soft Feather eagerly adds the proposed cloak to her festival wish list.
  • Song Shuhang’s cultivation theory remains incomplete, but his realm and ability to ask incisive questions make him a valuable participant and teacher to the Longevity Immortals.
  • Daozi’s guilt reveals his reluctance to burden the younger generation, while Tyrant Benevolence emphasizes Song Shuhang’s agency and personal motives.
  • The laboratory scene contrasts the experts’ intense collaboration with the turtle’s comically fearful silence.

Significant themes

  • Responsibility and choice: Song Shuhang accepts the burden of protecting the worlds because of the people and obligations he cares about.
  • Knowledge through exchange: The Dao discussions allow both Song Shuhang and the Longevity Immortals to learn from one another.
  • Protection amid danger: Little Lingxiao’s confidence in the Core World and the plan to make a cloak from Fat Ball’s remnants reflect efforts to manage ongoing threats.
  • Humor through contrast: The chapter pairs cosmic-scale plans and powerful figures with lighthearted details, especially Soft Feather’s invented festival idea and the terrified turtle.

Ch. 3035People Between People Were Often This Childish

Key plot points

  • Miss Disaster Giant Turtle arrives at the laboratory, where the floor is covered in eyeballs removed from Tyrant Song. She silently blames him for creating extra work for her.
  • Daozi’s will brings two versions of Tyrant Song to the lab: the benevolent Tyrant Benevolence and the forgettable Tyrant Song. Tyrant Benevolence confirms that he failed to recruit Senior Three-Eyed Youth, though the main body’s sudden accident complicated matters.
  • The group decides to use Three-Eyed Youth’s Companion Artifact to summon him. Dog Egg’s Dad is startled to learn that Three-Eyed Youth—and Senior White Two—have such artifacts, while he has none.
  • A call to Three-Eyed Youth connects through the artifact. Dog Egg’s Dad bluntly threatens to damage it, provoking Three-Eyed Youth into a childish exchange of insults and dares.
  • Daozi opens a Space Gate, and Three-Eyed Youth arrives carrying a small gift box. He and Dog Egg’s Dad exchange intense looks, then unexpectedly greet each other with benevolent smiles.

Character developments and interactions

  • Miss Disaster Giant Turtle is resentful and anxious about the burden of dealing with Tyrant Song’s many eyeballs. Her private vow to swallow him vanishes when she meets him in the wrong setting.
  • Tyrant Benevolence feels sympathy for the main body’s ordeals and becomes confused when Dog Egg’s Dad hijacks his attempt to explain matters to Three-Eyed Youth.
  • Dog Egg’s Dad is competitive and quick to provoke Three-Eyed Youth, while also envying those who possess Companion Artifacts.
  • Three-Eyed Youth answers the provocation in kind, matching Dog Egg’s Dad’s bravado.
  • Fairy Cheng Lin openly mocks their childish behavior; Dog Egg’s Dad responds with an equally unserious joke. Senior White Two’s revelation about his own Companion Artifact adds to Dog Egg’s Dad’s indignation.

Significant themes

  • The chapter contrasts the fearsome reputation of Netherworld Rulers with their petty, childish behavior.
  • Comic misunderstandings and teasing drive the interactions, while the absurd number of Tyrant Song’s eyeballs highlights the chaos surrounding him.
  • Beneath the jokes, the group is coordinating to bring Three-Eyed Youth to the laboratory and continue their plans.

Ch. 3036Onion, I Added Onion!

Chapter Summary: “It’s Onion, I Added Onion!”

Key Plot Points and Events

  • The Three-Eyed Young Master arrives in the Time Secret Realm through a passage silently opened by Daozi, allowing him to communicate with Dog Egg’s Dad despite the realm’s altered time flow.
  • He and Dog Egg’s Dad exchange exaggeratedly hostile greetings. Both have prepared suspicious “gifts”: the Young Master brings a sealed gift box, while Dog Egg’s Dad wears an obviously trap-like glove.
  • The Young Master throws his gift at Dog Egg’s Dad, secretly opening the box so it cannot be refused. Dog Egg’s Dad uses Ba Shan as a shield, causing Ba Shan to receive the gift instead.
  • The gift is a peak seventh-grade holy-light greatsword. Ba Shan gladly accepts it, planning to use it as a future natal artifact for Joseph, who is about to become his disciple. The sword’s seals will allow it to be used at a lower level and strengthened later.
  • Ba Shan then tries to obtain Dog Egg’s Dad’s glove through deliberately opportunistic reasoning, but Dog Egg’s Dad refuses and hides it for a future prank.
  • Ba Shan attempts to return the Three-Eyed Young Master’s companion artifact. Dog Egg’s Dad fakes an awkward fall, secretly puts the glove back on, and attaches its hidden bone-dragon claw to the artifact.
  • The claw releases an intensely irritating, “eye-searing” onion-based effect. Ba Shan begins crying uncontrollably, while Fairy Creation collects his tears in a bottle.
  • Dog Egg’s Dad reveals that the artifact was made using the juice of a powerful Onion Demon and a bone dragon’s claw. It temporarily cannot be removed, meaning the Three-Eyed Young Master’s companion artifact will remain an unbearable nuisance near Ba Shan.

Character Developments

  • Dog Egg’s Dad embraces his ridiculous title and mischievous personality rather than trying to restore or reclaim a more dignified name. He is inventive, shameless, and committed to elaborate practical jokes.
  • The Three-Eyed Young Master remains Dog Egg’s Dad’s equal in childishness and cunning. He anticipates traps but is still drawn into their escalating prank rivalry.
  • Ba Shan demonstrates both generosity and opportunism. He accepts the greatsword for Joseph’s benefit, but immediately tries to claim Dog Egg’s Dad’s glove for himself. He becomes the accidental victim of the onion artifact.
  • Fairy Cheng Lin is increasingly frustrated by the two former Nine Nether Lords’ childish behavior. She also regrets that Dog Egg’s Dad has accepted the name “Dog Egg’s Dad,” making it harder for her to reclaim her original identity as Cheng Lin.
  • Joseph, though absent, benefits from the chapter: the holy-light sword becomes a suitable future weapon for him.
  • Fairy Creation continues her practical, opportunistic behavior by collecting Ba Shan’s magically induced tears.

Significant Themes

  • Prank warfare and playful rivalry: The chapter is structured around escalating tricks between Dog Egg’s Dad and the Three-Eyed Young Master, with neither willing to concede superiority.
  • Friendship expressed through mock hostility: Their insults, traps, and fake attacks reveal familiarity and a comfortable relationship rather than genuine hatred.
  • Accidental benefits amid chaos: Ba Shan is repeatedly dragged into the conflict but gains a valuable sword for Joseph, even while suffering the consequences of the prank.
  • Identity and corrupted names: Cheng Lin’s frustration highlights the continuing tension between her true identity and the absurd “Dog Egg” naming legacy.
  • Absurdity and ingenuity: The onion artifact—a combination of an Onion Demon’s juice and a bone dragon claw—illustrates the chapter’s humorous use of bizarre materials and unconventional cultivation techniques.

Character Interactions

  • Dog Egg’s Dad and the Three-Eyed Young Master: Their exchange is a battle of suspicious gifts, insults, and countertraps. Each recognizes the other’s tricks but still attempts to outwit him.
  • Dog Egg’s Dad and Ba Shan: Dog Egg’s Dad uses Ba Shan as a shield and later accidentally—or deliberately—makes him test the onion artifact. Ba Shan responds by trying to take the discarded glove for himself.
  • Ba Shan and the Three-Eyed Young Master: Ba Shan receives and gratefully accepts the Young Master’s gift, indirectly benefiting from the prank duel.
  • Cheng Lin and the two former Nine Nether Lords: Cheng Lin observes their behavior with exasperation and reflects on her failed attempt to influence Dog Egg’s Dad’s choice of name.
  • Fairy Creation and Ba Shan: She takes advantage of Ba Shan’s uncontrollable tears by collecting them, adding another layer of opportunism to the chaotic encounter.

Ch. 3037The test: if it revives, it's a part of you

Key events

  • Dog Egg’s Dad tricks Tyrant Benevolence into binding Senior Three-Eyed Youth’s “Companion Artifact” to his hand. The artifact cannot be removed for a while and makes his eyes sting, producing tears that Creation Fairy collects for her experiments.
  • Tyrant Benevolence is sent to the Merit Hall to rest, taking the artifact with him. Merit Snake Beauty can still remotely control the hall—and secretly gather his tears.
  • Senior Three-Eyed Youth joins the laboratory team to help study the Confucian Sage’s two eyes, which the researchers hope to revive by fusing them with Song Shuhang’s Immortal Fat Whale Golden Core.
  • The team chooses this approach over replacing Shuhang’s own eyes, since relying on an external object could complicate his future proof of immortality.
  • They discuss how to tell whether something counts as part of someone or an external object: if it returns as part of a person when they revive, it is their own. Senior White Two clarifies that Tyrant Song’s Seven-Colored Big Kidney is effectively removable “equipment”; his body revives with both kidneys.
  • Lady Dragon Network notes that the Fat Whale Golden Core has an immortality attribute, while the Sage’s eyes apparently do not, making fusion extremely difficult. Senior Three-Eyed Youth then detects a trace of immortality-level information hidden within the eyes.

Character developments and interactions

  • Dog Egg’s Dad revels in his prank, while Three-Eyed Youth keeps his distance and silently tolerates the teasing so he can join the research.
  • Tyrant Benevolence’s accidental Blade-Nourishing Art and uncontrollable tears turn him into an unwilling source of experimental material.
  • Senior White Two provides practical guidance, and Three-Eyed Youth demonstrates his expertise in researching eyes.
  • Merit Snake Beauty, initially hiding in the corner, responds to Senior White’s request and retrieves Shuhang’s Golden Core.

Significant themes

  • Identity and revival: What returns with someone after death may count as part of them; what does not may be merely an attachment.
  • Immortality and external objects: Incorporating powerful objects into a body may affect whether a person can achieve complete immortality.
  • Comic experimentation: The chapter mixes serious metaphysical research with pranks, bodily absurdity, and characters being repurposed as sources of test materials.

Ch. 30383038. Why Did He Suddenly Become a Tyrant Song Fanboy?!

Key plot points and events

  • Senior Three-Eyed Youth examines the Confucian Sage’s eyes and discovers that they contain a trace of Heavenly Dao Immortality Information.
  • Daozi confirms that the Confucian Sage truly died, despite the remarkable information preserved in his eyes. The group speculates that the Sage may have developed it through his own research, learned from Fairy Skylark’s Immortal Bone, or been affected by the portion of Boss Fat Ball’s existence he once swallowed.
  • Skylark reflects that the Sage may have secretly studied or protected her Immortal Bone, though she notes that his contingency plans had indeed safeguarded it.
  • The group considers binding the Sage’s eyes to the Fat Whale Golden Core. They reject literally replacing its eyes—the Golden Core’s eyes are only drawn on.
  • Senior Three-Eyed Youth proposes a different method: give Tyrant Song another Small Dantian, make the Sage’s eyes its core object and transform them into a Natal Golden Core, then try to bind that core to the Fat Whale Golden Core. Senior White Two thinks the idea may work.

Character developments and interactions

  • Senior Three-Eyed Youth’s expertise reveals the eyes’ hidden property. He also admits feeling both impressed and resentful that Tyrant Song created an Immortal object before attaining the Dao.
  • Daozi grows envious of Three-Eyed Youth’s apparent ability to understand Creation Fairy, wondering whether it comes from his Data Link with Tyrant Song. His brief impulse to take Three-Eyed Youth’s eyes adds a comic edge to the discussion.
  • Skylark considers her complicated connection to the Sage, mixing speculation about his secret research with memories of his protection and her own grief over people she has lost.
  • The Fat Whale Golden Core reacts in alarm to the suggestion of gouging out its eyes, prompting Senior White Two to clarify that they cannot be removed.
  • Dog Egg’s Dad teases Three-Eyed Youth for sounding like a Tyrant Song fanboy; Three-Eyed Youth ignores him and continues explaining his plan.

Significant themes

  • Immortality and its traces: The Sage’s eyes may preserve information connected to immortality, even after his death.
  • Legacy and hidden protection: The Sage’s past actions may have quietly safeguarded Skylark and her Immortal Bone.
  • Experimentation and ingenuity: The characters turn a difficult binding problem into a possible solution by drawing on Tyrant Song’s unusual Golden Core history.
  • Humor amid cosmic stakes: Jealousy, teasing, and the Golden Core’s panic lighten a discussion involving death, immortality, and dangerous experimentation.

Ch. 3039The Obsessive-Compulsive Will Find This Very Uncomfortable

Key plot points and events

  • The group considers adding another Small Dantian to Tyrant Song’s existing seven, alongside his Natal Dantian. The current Dantians cannot be altered because they form the foundation of his body.
  • They reject using his kidneys or heart: his kidneys are vulnerable to enemy attacks, while his Glazed Heart is too valuable to repurpose. A rumor that his kidneys grant longevity prompts confusion and jokes.
  • Dragon Network Fat Ball proposes creating an External Dantian: an energy network across Song Shuhang’s body, modeled on the Dragon Network system within the Immortal Black Dragon.
  • The idea resonates with Song Shuhang’s “Second Longevity Method,” suggesting it is the right solution. The group decides to contact his true body so they can design the system together.

Character developments and interactions

  • Self Corpse Ba Yang is becoming increasingly invisible, perhaps because the true body is growing stronger through deeper understanding of Laws. He hopes Song Shuhang will soon prove the Dao of Immortality, which may allow the Three Corpses to be transformed by Heavenly Dao Laws.
  • Senior White Two steers the discussion away from risky bodily modifications and recommends involving the true body in planning the external system.
  • Daozi quietly wrestles with the possibility of the Confucian Sage’s eyes becoming “kidney stones,” trying to justify it because the eyes might help save the worlds.
  • Dragon Network Fat Ball contributes the breakthrough idea, which Dog Egg’s Dad and the Three-Eyed Youth support.

Significant themes

  • Creative problem-solving: When familiar options prove unsafe, the group looks beyond the body for a solution.
  • Power and transformation: Song Shuhang’s growing insight may affect even his incarnations, not just his cultivation level.
  • Comedic irreverence amid high stakes: Sacred artifacts and life-saving plans are discussed through kidney-stone jokes and concern for neat symmetry. The chapter ends with the prospect of giving the new Dantian its own advancement stages and Sage Seal so it will feel “complete.”

Ch. 3040Coated in breadcrumbs and fried golden brown

Daozi arranged for Tyrant Song’s future external golden core to receive a Sage Seal and a Profound Sage Lecture. After a week of research, the group installed the Confucian Sage’s Eyes in Tyrant Song’s replica dragon network, where they began transforming into golden cores.

  • Daozi approved the Self Corpse’s plan and arranged a future manifestation and lecture for Tyrant Song’s external golden core.
  • With Senior Three-Eyed Youth’s help, the group solved key problems in stabilizing and adapting the Confucian Sage’s Eyes, then built the replica dragon network system.
  • Creation Fairy fed both Confucian Sage’s Eyes to the fat whale golden core, which certified them for installation in Tyrant Song.
  • Fairy Cheng Lin mocked Dog Egg’s Dad, who sealed her inside an eggshell-shaped magical treasure.
  • The Confucian Sage’s Eyes settled into opposite sides of a node in Tyrant Song’s replica dragon network, and a golden shell began coating them.
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