Chapter Summaries

Fat Ball’s avatar tried to escape with Skylark’s body, but Song Shuhang used the Confucian Sage’s Eye to stop it and drive it away with the Immortal Bone and metal heart. A mysterious braided fairy helped Song Shuhang conceal the incident, while a seed formed from the tattooed body and revealed that Boss Fat Ball was inside.

• Heaven’s Way White’s words devastated Fat Ball’s avatar, and Fat Ball tried to teleport Skylark’s body back to the Netherworld.
• Song Shuhang recovered, used Pregnancy Gaze and Embryo Gaze on Fat Ball’s weakened avatar, and caused Skylark’s body to collapse against him.
• Fat Ball abandoned Skylark’s body and escaped with the Immortal Bone and the metal heart containing its avatar.
• A braided fairy disguised herself as Skylark, escorted Song Shuhang to the teaching building, and concealed the incident with an illusion.
• Song Shuhang found a seed formed from the tattooed body and saw Boss Fat Ball shaking inside it.

Song Shuhang stored a dangerous seed containing a miniature Boss Fat Ball and learned that Senior White Two would keep Boss Fat Ball occupied. With five days until his resurrection cooldown ended, he returned to class to study Ancient Language and browse Immortal Ark models, but his lessons and customer-service chat both went awry.

• Song Shuhang put the seed containing a miniature Boss Fat Ball in Prayer-Bead Space and planned to give it to Senior White Two for safekeeping.
• Senior White Two said he would watch Boss Fat Ball and arrange to meet Song Shuhang after his resurrection timer ended.
• Song Shuhang returned to class and began studying Ancient Language through the Top Student System, where the electric instructor punished his mispronunciations.
• Senior Yellow Mountain sent Song Shuhang a link to an Immortal Ark shop and offered to pay for a model he chose.
• Song Shuhang found the Immortal Ark section on a game equipment trading platform and asked customer service for someone who knew Ancient Language.

Song Shuhang studied Ancient Language while ordering a customizable Hybrid-Powered Immortal Ark through Senior Yellow Mountain’s account, unaware that the store staff recognized his unusual requests as Doudou’s doing. After a peaceful day of cultivation and helping Chu Chu, Song Shuhang went to sleep and entered another dream.

• Song Shuhang learned the tongue movements needed to pronounce Ancient Language and earned Top Student Points.
• Song Shuhang ordered a Hybrid-Powered Immortal Ark designed to transform from an ordinary sedan into a robot.
• The store staff realized that Song Shuhang had used Senior Yellow Mountain’s account and decided to fulfill the order, expecting Senior Yellow Mountain to pay.
• Doudou planned to ask Yellow Mountain for permission to visit Song Shuhang before attempting his Fifth-Grade breakthrough.
• Song Shuhang studied Ancient Language and Thunder Arts, helped Chu Chu practice cooking, and went to sleep after a quiet day.
• Song Shuhang dreamed that a small hand gently stroked his head.

Song Shuhang woke after dreaming of a hand stroking his head, then chatted with Doudou and learned that the cultivation world had launched an annual counter-hunt against the Celestial Race. The chapter ended with the seniors discussing how the captured Celestial Ones would be exchanged and used, while Song Shuhang considered joining the hunt for resources.

• Song Shuhang woke from a vivid dream and found no one near his bed, then stayed awake and logged into the group chat.
• Doudou told Song Shuhang he planned to visit, and Song Shuhang agreed to meet him in five days, after his resurrection cooldown ended.
• Senior Yellow Mountain announced that the Cultivator Alliance and thirty sects had begun a counter-hunt for the Celestial Race, offering rewards through the end of December.
• Song Shuhang considered hunting Celestial Ones to earn spirit stones and obtain resources for his Core World.
• Senior Yellow Mountain and Fairy Eastern Six explained that living Celestial Ones would be used by Buddhist cultivators, while dead ones would support research, fuel, and demon-sect spellcraft.

Song Shuhang practiced with Scarlet Heaven Sword and learned that Daoist Scarlet Firmament had come to reclaim his Natal Dharma Artifact. The Merit Snake Beauty swallowed the sword before it could leave, and Daoist Scarlet Firmament agreed to let it stay with Song Shuhang for a few more days.

• Song Shuhang asked Tree Demon Qingwu to bring breakfast to Tubo and the others, then trained with Scarlet Heaven Sword and repeatedly used the Blade-Nourishing Art on it.
• Song Shuhang told Scarlet Heaven Sword that the Blade-Nourishing Art might transform a weapon into a Blade Maiden, but Scarlet Heaven Sword dismissed the possibility and told him to stop trying it.
• Daoist Scarlet Firmament arrived through a Space Gate and said he needed to take Scarlet Heaven Sword back.
• Song Shuhang thanked Scarlet Heaven Sword for looking after him, but the Merit Snake Beauty swallowed it and retreated into Song Shuhang's body.
• Scarlet Heaven Sword asked to stay until the Celestial One incident was over, and Daoist Scarlet Firmament agreed that Song Shuhang could look after it for a few more days.

Daoist Scarlet Firmament recharged Scarlet Heaven Sword and left Song Shuhang, while Doudou headed to Jiangnan University Town and encountered Celestial Ones hunting a Golden Core Rogue Cultivator. Doudou called Song Shuhang for help as he prepared to draw the pursuers toward the university town.

• Daoist Scarlet Firmament let Scarlet Heaven Sword stay with Song Shuhang for a few more days, then recharged it with immortal essence before departing.
• Daoist Scarlet Firmament remembered Onion Lady and planned to ask Song Shuhang about her cultivation later.
• Song Shuhang considered visiting the bookstore and wished for another Dream Entry to learn the Ancient Language.
• Doudou traveled toward Jiangnan University Town and found Celestial Ones pursuing a wounded Golden Core Rogue Cultivator, who warned him to flee.
• Doudou decided to help the rogue cultivator and called Song Shuhang, asking him to come to their location before it was too late.

Song Shuhang flew toward Doudou's coordinates after learning Doudou had gotten into trouble with Celestial Ones. Doudou and a Golden Core Rogue Cultivator fled toward Jiangnan University Town, where Doudou expected Song Shuhang to hold off their pursuers.

• Song Shuhang realized Doudou had left for Jiangnan University Town early and flew there on the Squid Tyrant Twin Blades.
• Doudou prepared Yellow Mountain's defensive collar and a Profound Yellow Sword Talisman before charging the Celestial Ones' aircraft to help the Golden Core Rogue Cultivator.
• Doudou's sword-talisman strike breached the aircraft's defenses and damaged its shell, and the aircraft later broke down as it pursued them.
• Doudou transformed into human form, then fled with the Golden Core Rogue Cultivator toward Jiangnan University Town while the Celestial Ones pursued them on their own.
• Doudou told the Rogue Cultivator that Song Shuhang was the friend coming to help and warned him not to wimp out and call Song Shuhang Tyrant Daddy.

Song Shuhang rushed to rescue Doudou and a Fifth-Grade Rogue Cultivator from the Celestial Ones, arriving just as they were forced to make a last stand. After knocking down the Celestial Ones operating a sound-wave drum, he faced seven Fifth-Grade Celestial Ones who recognized him as a prized target.

• Doudou and the Fifth-Grade Rogue Cultivator struggled to evade the Celestial Ones’ arrows and spears while a drum’s sound waves slowed them down.
• Song Shuhang used the Blade-Drawing Technique to race toward Doudou, joking with him over the phone about enduring pain.
• Doudou stayed to defend the exhausted Fifth-Grade Rogue Cultivator instead of escaping with the magical treasures Yellow Mountain had left him.
• Song Shuhang arrived and crashed into the three Fourth-Grade Celestial Ones carrying the drum, then collected the magical treasure.
• Seven Fifth-Grade Celestial Ones surrounded Song Shuhang, who summoned his Sage Seal and Demon Seal as the Fifth-Grade Rogue Cultivator recognized him as Tyrant Song.

Song Shuhang defeated and captured seven Fifth-Grade Celestial Ones, impressing Doudou and the Fifth-Grade Rogue Cultivator with his new strength. Afterward, the Rogue Cultivator asked where the Celestial Ones had gone, since they had his companions’ bodies.

• The Fifth-Grade Rogue Cultivator realized Doudou had summoned Profound Sage Tyrannical Song and nervously corrected himself after calling Song Shuhang by the wrong name.
• The seven Fifth-Grade Celestial Ones attacked Song Shuhang, who used his Confucian Sage’s Eye and Bullet Time to cut apart their attacks and seize the strongest one.
• Song Shuhang tossed the Celestial One upward, sending it into the Winter Hall of the Core World, while the Merit Snake Beauty, the Spirit Ghost, and four King's Walls prevented the others from escaping.
• A projected Venerable-Tier Celestial One spoke to Song Shuhang in the Ancient Language before the remaining Celestial Ones were captured and confined in the Winter Hall.
• Song Shuhang reunited with Doudou, then greeted the grateful Fifth-Grade Rogue Cultivator, who asked where the captured Celestial Ones had gone because they held his companions’ bodies.

Song Shuhang recovered Long Qianjun’s body for Daoist Profound Ice and received an Energy Extractor from him. While Song Shuhang and Doudou reviewed designs for a transforming Immortal Ark, Drunken Emperor Swordsman arrived on Lanxi Island to find Song Shuhang already gone.

• Song Shuhang and his companions searched the captured Celestial Ones and found Long Qianjun’s body, though his soul had dispersed.
• Song Shuhang gave Daoist Profound Ice a small bottle to carry Long Qianjun’s body, and Daoist Profound Ice offered him a mechanical device from a Secret Realm.
• Song Shuhang appraised the device as a component called an Energy Extractor and stored it, then sent his Spirit Ghost to capture three Fourth-Grade Celestial Ones.
• Song Shuhang received the Transformers-type Immortal Ark designs from Fairy Xiaoke and asked Doudou to help choose its forms.
• Drunken Emperor Swordsman arrived at Lanxi Island seeking Song Shuhang and a Sixth-Grade Celestial One, but Tiantian Island Lord told him Song Shuhang had already left.

Mysterious Lay Buddhist repaired Tiantian Island’s formations but was repeatedly forgotten, then set off to trade with Song Shuhang. Meanwhile, Song Shuhang chose a new Immortal Ark with Doudou and discovered Fairy Eastern Six was arranging a surprise with Fellow Daoist Creation.

• Mysterious Lay Buddhist learned that Song Shuhang and the others had forgotten their agreement, so he stayed on Tiantian Island to help rebuild it.
• Mysterious Lay Buddhist repaired the island’s collapsed formations, but Tiantian Island Lord and Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman forgot that he had done the work.
• Mysterious Lay Buddhist headed to find Song Shuhang, hoping to trade an Eighth-Grade Ironwood Branch and a Pet-Type Avatar Core for Hound Sage Fang.
• Song Shuhang and Doudou selected a nine-seat business van Immortal Ark with the largest mecha form and arranged delivery to Medicine Master's building.
• Song Shuhang and Doudou hid beneath a bedsheet as Fairy Eastern Six arrived, parked her vehicle by lifting it into place, and went to meet Fellow Daoist Creation about surprising Shuhang.

Song Shuhang spent the day with Doudou, studying Ancient Language while gaming, then received a visit from Lay Buddhist Drunk Sun. After trading Hound Sage Fang for an Ironwood Branch, he was given a Pet-Type Avatar Core and considered using it to make an avatar.

• Song Shuhang reassured Doudou that he could hide in the Core World if Senior Creation came looking for him, and the two went shopping together.
• Song Shuhang studied Ancient Language through the Top Student System while playing games with Doudou, who noticed his constant trembling came from the system’s electric shocks.
• Song Shuhang went downstairs expecting an Immortal Ark delivery but found Lay Buddhist Drunk Sun, who had traveled from Tiantian Island to see him.
• Lay Buddhist Drunk Sun declined to take Song Shuhang’s Sixth-Grade Celestial One and traded an Eighth-Grade Ironwood Branch for a piece of Hound Sage Fang.
• Lay Buddhist Drunk Sun gave Song Shuhang a Pet-Type Avatar Core as an extra, and Song Shuhang wondered whether he could use it to create an avatar from gold or install it in a car.

Song Shuhang learned that the defensive formation inside him had vanished after he gained another Golden Core, then received his Immortal Ark delivery through his network cable. The delivery arrived in a shipping container, and Song Shuhang was left wondering whether he should fear the courier if he gave her less than five stars.

• Song Shuhang let the Lay Buddhist meditate in the Medicine Master's Building while the Lay Buddhist studied ways to upgrade his lifebound magic treasure.
• Song Shuhang and Northern River's Loose Cultivator discussed the Lay Buddhist forgetting his daoist title and confirmed that Song Shuhang's Safety Measures Defense formation had disappeared after he gained another Golden Core.
• Doudou defeated a game boss while controlling two characters, then wondered whether his tail could control a third.
• Young Master Phoenix Slayer chose a frying pan as his new meditation spot and resolved to stay ahead of Doudou in cultivation.
• Fairy Xiaoke told Song Shuhang to connect his computer to the internet so a courier could locate him, and an electric-current humanoid emerged from the network cable.
• The courier dropped a shipping container into Song Shuhang's living room, asked him for a five-star rating, and vanished back into the network cable.

Song Shuhang and Doudou tested Song Shuhang’s new Immortal Ark, and its Crazy Escape Mode sent them into space while draining their spirit stones. With the ark stranded and nearly powerless, Song Shuhang considered using a Core Reactor, an Energy Extractor, and a Pet-Type Avatar Core to supply it with energy.

• Song Shuhang opened the delivered Immortal Ark and discovered features that Doudou recognized as tailor-made for his preferences.
• Song Shuhang refined the Immortal Ark, tested its flight controls, and launched it toward space with Doudou aboard.
• Doudou accidentally activated Crazy Escape Mode, which drove the Immortal Ark at extreme speed and consumed all of Song Shuhang’s spirit stones.
• Song Shuhang and Doudou reached space, but the Immortal Ark ran out of energy and drifted into standby mode before reaching the moon.
• Song Shuhang began supplying the Immortal Ark with his spiritual energy and considered using a Core Reactor, an Energy Extractor, and a Pet-Type Avatar Core to power it.

Song Shuhang and Doudou tried to get the Immortal Ark moving again after it ran out of energy in space. After they gathered Spirit Stones and set course for Earth, they picked up a mysterious Fairy who called herself Jing Ye, while Doudou took the wheel.

• Song Shuhang considered combining the Core Reactor and Energy Extractor but decided to ask the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group how to modify them.
• Zhu Shan Idler kicked the stranded Immortal Ark toward the moon, though Song Shuhang had wanted to return to Earth; Doudou suggested stealing Spirit Stones from Yellow Mountain's residence, but Song Shuhang refused.
• Song Shuhang found Spirit Stones from Celestial Ones in his Prayer-Bead Space and Core World, replenished the Immortal Ark, and transformed it into mecha form to head back to Earth.
• A long-braided Fairy asked Song Shuhang for a ride and introduced herself as Jing Ye, then boarded the Immortal Ark in its business-van form.
• Doudou took the driver's seat while Song Shuhang and Jing Ye lay on the inflatable bed and watched space through the sunroof.

Song Shuhang traveled with Fairy Silent Night Thoughts and the Merit Snake Beauty, whose strange behavior suggested a connection between them. After Fairy Silent Night Thoughts departed for the Pacific Ocean, she revealed that she expected to meet Song Shuhang again as if they had never met.

• The Merit Snake Beauty squeezed between Song Shuhang and Fairy Silent Night Thoughts, then recognized that the fairy was not the person she sought and rolled repeatedly over Song Shuhang.
• Fairy Silent Night Thoughts said the Merit Snake Beauty had not changed, while the Merit Snake Beauty recited recorded lines, including an embarrassing line about Little White, until Song Shuhang recalled her.
• Doudou piloted the Immortal Ark back toward Earth, and Fairy Silent Night Thoughts left for the Pacific Ocean on her Life-Bound Golden Book.
• Fairy Silent Night Thoughts watched the Immortal Ark depart and said that their next meeting would feel like their first.
• Fairy Cheng Lin and Ye Si spoke from Fairy Silent Night Thoughts, and Ye Si said she enjoyed the tragic story of a girl whom a man could never remember.

Song Shuhang learned a secret technique for detecting Celestial Ones and found six of them nearby. After his seniors suggested using a blade technique to attack them from afar, he eagerly prepared to try it.

• Doudou piloted the Immortal Ark back to Medicine Master's Building, where he went to sleep while Song Shuhang noticed Puppet Fairy and little Yinzhu were still away.
• Venerable Yellow Mountain shared the Celestial-One Detection Method in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, and Song Shuhang proposed modifying his Immortal Ark with Fairy Eastern Six's help.
• Yellow Mountain muted Doudou for five days before he could share gossip about Song Shuhang.
• Song Shuhang mastered the detection method and located six Celestial Ones aboard an aircraft five kilometers away.
• After Northern River's Loose Cultivator dismissed Song Shuhang's thunder methods, Fairy Lychee and Young Master Phoenix Slayer suggested attacking with a sword or blade technique, and Song Shuhang decided to try.

Song Shuhang tried controlling several treasured sabers at once and sent them after six Celestial Ones. The Nine-Rebirth Phoenix Saber destroyed their aircraft and wounded them, while the other sabers began attacking the stranded enemies.

• Song Shuhang summoned the Overlord Shatter Saber, Invisible Saber Gu, Squid Tyrant Twin Blades, Nine-Rebirth Phoenix Saber, and Scarlet Heaven Sword to attack six Celestial Ones.
• Scarlet Heaven Sword declined to waste its power on Fifth-Grade opponents, and Song Shuhang successfully used the Blade-Wielding Technique and Blade-Nourishing Art on four sabers.
• Song Shuhang entered Blade-Human Unity with the Nine-Rebirth Phoenix Saber and sent all five sabers flying toward the Celestial Ones.
• The Nine-Rebirth Phoenix Saber destroyed the Celestial One Aircraft and wounded all six Celestial Ones with its Phoenix Flame.
• The Squid Tyrant Twin Blades killed two wounded Celestial Ones, and the Overlord Shatter Saber attacked another as the Invisible Saber Gu slipped in to strike.

Song Shuhang used his blades and Invisible Saber Gu to capture the remaining Celestial Ones, while one escaped as blood mist pursued by his treasured blades. Elsewhere, Devil Lord Anzhi began his Fifth-Grade Heavenly Tribulation, mistaking the blood mist drifting east for a good omen.

• Song Shuhang's Invisible Saber Gu poisoned a Celestial One, and his blades kept the remaining enemies trapped while he discussed saber techniques with the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
• A Celestial One tried to escape, but the Invisible Saber Gu poisoned him and the Nine-Rebirth Phoenix Saber and Overlord Shatter Saber brought him back.
• Two more Celestial Ones fled; Song Shuhang's blades captured the one using azure light, while the Nine-Rebirth Phoenix Saber burned most of the blood mist from the other's great Blood Escape art.
• The Squid Tyrant Twin Blades pursued the few remaining wisps of blood mist as Song Shuhang recalled his other blades.
• Devil Lord Anzhi prepared a formation outside H City and told Gongzi Hai and Zheng Neng he intended to reach the Fifth Grade with eight-dragon patterns.
• Devil Lord Anzhi began his Heavenly Tribulation and smiled when blood mist drifted from the east, calling it a good omen.

Devil Lord Anzhi began his Fifth-Grade Heavenly Tribulation with the help of six Demon God Pillars, while Song Shuhang tracked a Heavenly’s blood mist to the same area in H City. After the blood mist was destroyed by the tribulation, Song Shuhang learned from the Nine Provinces Number One Group that the unknown cultivator might be vulnerable to Celestial Ones and decided to check on them.

• Devil Lord Anzhi used six Demon God Pillars to block the first wave of his Heavenly Tribulation and prepared for the second wave.
• Song Shuhang’s Squid Tyrant Twin Blades chased the Heavenly’s scattered blood mist to an illusion formation in H City, where heavenly lightning destroyed it.
• Song Shuhang watched the nearby Fifth-Grade tribulation through the twin blades and noticed six pillar-like objects inside the formation.
• Song Shuhang asked the Nine Provinces Number One Group about the unknown cultivator, and Fairy Lychee noted that they had not greeted him before choosing a site near Jiangnan University Town.
• Northern River's Loose Cultivator warned that Celestial Ones might target the newly advanced cultivator, and Yellow Mountain urged Song Shuhang to protect them.
• Song Shuhang agreed to investigate the tribulation and invited Doudou and Reborn to watch and gain experience.