Douluo: Plot Modification – Tang San Turns into a Woman Right from the Start
Chapter 45

Treating Tang San to a Meal, Pig Kidney Sashimi Without the Gland

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Suotuo City was much larger than Notting City, and naturally far more bustling as well. On the streets, patrolling soldiers could be seen everywhere, while dense crowds flowed endlessly back and forth.

The combination of a handsome man, a beautiful woman, and another woman naturally drew quite a few glances as they walked down the road.

Of course, most of those looks were directed at Ye Ying and Xiao Wu.

Tang San, following beside them, looked just like a maid.

Of course, quite a few people looked at Tang San as well.

Mainly because they had never seen Flaming Ham Red Lips before and were extremely curious.

Some people who had never been to Suotuo City exclaimed, "Suotuo City really is a big city. You can see people with all kinds of makeup here."

Those from Suotuo City exclaimed, "Suotuo City truly deserves to be called a big city. People with all kinds of makeup come here."

Ye Ying casually picked a restaurant in Suotuo City that looked extremely expensive.

The decor did not seem luxurious, but it had a simple sort of beauty.

It was obviously expensive at a glance.

White walls, with a few simple calligraphy paintings hanging as decoration.

The sound of a zither drifted gently through the air.

There were only around ten tables in the hall.

Silverware sat atop the tables.

Everything was made of solid wood and coated in brown lacquer.

The grain was clear, without any excessive patterns.

Through the windows, one could see the bright courtyard scenery, with artificial hills and flowing water inside, several lush bamboo stalks standing tall.

The atmosphere was quite refined.

Naturally, Ye Ying could not tell any of that.

What the hell did he know?

He could only say one thing.

"Damn, nice!"

What he looked at was the signboard.

This restaurant was called the Most Expensive Restaurant.

"Tang San, I'm really sorry about today."

"I burned you with the spicy food."

"I'll pay for this meal today. Order whatever you want, it's all on me!"

Ye Ying spoke, his face full of apology.

Tang San was immediately delighted inside.

"Thanks."

It was just a meal. How could Ye Ying possibly scam her?

The three of them soon stepped forward.

A female server slowly approached with a smile.

She wore a white shirt beneath a women's suit jacket, along with a black pencil skirt.

She looked high-class.

Ye Ying did not say much.

As the server approached, he casually took out a purple card and tossed it over.

A purple card, accepted throughout the entire continent.

It could be exchanged at a bank for one thousand Gold Soul Coins, or ten thousand Silver Soul Coins.

Ye Ying still had several cubic meters' worth of such cards.

He truly was not short on money.

"I don't have any change."

"Keep whatever is extra. If it's not enough, I'll add more."

The server was instantly overjoyed when she saw the purple card.

Were the gears of her destiny about to start turning?

Besides, how much could these three people possibly eat?

"Alright, alright."

She quickly led the three of them to the best seats, then removed the extra tableware and thoughtfully poured each of them a cup of tea.

"Please order whatever you like!"

The waitress was practically smiling herself silly.

Tang San ordered without the slightest hesitation, while Xiao Wu looked through the menu and began picking out things she liked.

Ye Ying did not even glance at it.

The names were too complicated, seven or eight characters long.

The two of them could handle the ordering.

Very soon, one exquisite dish after another was brought out.

On a plate twenty centimeters wide, three pieces of unidentified meat with crispy outer shells were arranged in an interlocking pattern at the center.

The name was absurdly long:

Ninety-Degree Slow-Fried Silver Ingot Box with Black Pepper Mixed Sauce.

It was incredibly expensive, yet there was only enough for each of the three to have one bite.

Tang San eagerly picked up a piece with her chopsticks and stuffed it into her mouth.

The instant it touched her lips, Tang San let out a scream, and the piece of meat fell to the floor with a smack.

It hurt!

It hurt like hell!

Flaming Ham Red Lips hurt at the slightest touch!

And it hurt terribly.

She had finally realized the problem.

So this was what Ye Ying had been waiting for!

Sure enough, Ye Ying had no good intentions!

I'm your daughter! How could you treat me like this?!

She always felt that Ye Ying was targeting her, but she had no proof.

Or was it precisely because she was his daughter that he treated her this way?

Meanwhile, Ye Ying and Xiao Wu were eating with great relish.

The more Tang San watched them, the angrier she became.

Gritting her teeth through the pain, she finally stuffed the Silver Ingot Box into her mouth.

[Tang San endured the pain and stuffed a fully cooked piece of Ninety-Degree Slow-Fried Silver Ingot Box with Black Pepper Mixed Sauce into her mouth]

"Change fully cooked to completely raw."

Ye Ying chuckled.

[Modification successful. Fully cooked changed to completely raw. Points +1. Current Points: 9901]

[Tang San endured the pain and stuffed a completely raw piece of Ninety-Degree Slow-Fried Silver Ingot Box with Black Pepper Mixed Sauce into her mouth]

A moment ago, Tang San had thought the taste was not bad, but the next second, a powerful sensation rose within her.

Why did the thing in her mouth taste so gamey?

And the more she chewed, the gamier it became, until it was overwhelmingly gamey.

Worse still, she could not chew through it or bite it apart.

When Tang San tried to swallow it directly, she gagged and vomited it onto the table.

The outer shell was fully cooked, though.

But the one inside was completely uncooked.

After Tang San chewed a few times, blood seeped out.

"Gamey!"

"It's ridiculously gamey!"

"Gamier than Xiao Gang's!"

Tang San hurriedly picked up the water and was about to drink, but the moment the cup touched Flaming Ham Red Lips, as expected, it started hurting again!

"Ah!"

Torment—utter torment!

She opened her mouth and tilted her head back, using the cup to pour water through the gap, and Tang San's technique truly was flawless, managing to pour it all in without spilling a drop.

The water swished around in her mouth, but unfortunately, it still hurt when she spat it out.

It would still touch Flaming Ham Red Lips, and any exertion made it hurt.

In the end, she could only lower her head and open her mouth, letting the rinse water flow out on its own.

After letting the water run out several times, Tang San finally felt much better, but the taste in her mouth was still incredibly gamey.

She had no idea what she had just eaten, and immediately began cursing out the restaurant server.

"How the hell does your restaurant do business!?"

"You served it before it was even cooked!"

"What, their two slices were cooked, but mine was completely raw?"

"It even had blood in it!"

"Do you even know how to cook?"

"If you don't, then don't fucking cook!"

"I've never seen anything like this in my life!"

"It nearly gamed me to death!"

Although the server was thoroughly scolded by Tang San, she immediately put on an apologetic expression, but inwardly, she was grinning.

Forget being cursed at a few times—

even if Tang San kept cursing her all day, she would still be smiling.

After all, her benefactor had rewarded her with a Purple Card.

Since it was someone connected to her benefactor doing the scolding, she could let her curse all she wanted.

What could a few insults do?

Everyone else was already dying of envy.

"I'm sorry. I'll have the kitchen make you another serving right away."

Seeing Tang San stop cursing, the server spoke with a smile, then turned to leave.

"Wait!"

Tang San immediately stopped her.

At that moment, Tang San was examining what she had spat out, her curiosity piqued.

"What is this?"

"It looks like an organ, but why is there something white in it too?"

"By the way, what's a silver ingot box?"

The waiter smiled and said, "Pig kidneys."

Tang San froze.

"Pig kidneys!"

"So those white bits were the scent glands!"

"They served it to me without even scraping off the scent glands!"

"They made me eat Pig Kidney Sashimi?"

"The kind with the scent glands still on,"

"No wonder it tasted so funky,"

"Ugh!"

Tang San shouted, feeling even more nauseated.

She nearly threw up on the spot.

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