Simp? Sorry, I'm Done Being One!

"Lin Yuan, I need three Yellow Grade Upper-Quality Qi Gathering Pills and a Hundred-Year Blood Ginseng. Go get them for me, quickly."

A cool, commanding female voice rang in his ears.

Lin Yuan felt as if his head were splitting open, countless chaotic memory fragments flooding his mind like a tidal wave.

Transmigrated?

He snapped his eyes open, and a face of peerless beauty came into view.

The girl before him had long, silky black hair cascading to her waist, skin as white as snow, and features as exquisite as the finest work of art.

She wore a pristine white dress, her temperament cool and aloof, like a snow lotus untouched by the world.

Li Xuan'er.

The name surfaced in Lin Yuan's mind instantly.

Following that, more memories surged in frantically.

Only then did Lin Yuan realize.

He had transmigrated!

He had transmigrated into an urban high-martial arts novel titled Extreme Martial God, becoming the top-tier villain who shared his name.

And his status was a god-tier starting hand!

His grandfather, Lin Zhan, was one of the power ceilings on Blue Star.

He had guarded the Dragon Summer Country single-handedly for a century, his fame echoing across the globe; he was a legendary Martial God who could make the world tremble with a single stomp!

His father, Lin Jianguo, was the General of the Nation of the Dragon Summer Country.

He ranked at the head of the Three Excellencies and held immense, heaven-shaking power!

His mother, Su Qin, was a member of the Dragon Summer Country Elder Council and was recognized as the strongest female Elder in the country, wielding power that shook the court!

Not to mention, he had an older sister who controlled the nation's top conglomerate and a younger sister who was a master of all sorts of exotic formations!

With such a family and such a background, one should be able to win just by lying down.

Yet, the "Lin Yuan" in the original work was a complete and utter moron!

He was crazily infatuated with the cold goddess before him, Li Xuan'er, and had become a hopeless simp.

Li Xuan'er treated him as an ATM that would give her whatever she asked for.

All sorts of cultivation resources and Natural Treasures—as long as she opened her mouth, the original body would trot over to deliver them.

However, Li Xuan'er would turn around and give all these resources to the Destined Protagonist of the book, Ye Xuan.

In the end, the original body met a miserable fate.

Not only was he trampled underfoot by Ye Xuan, serving as a Stepping Stone for him to make a name for himself.

The entire Lin Family was also devoured and destroyed by the rising Ye Xuan because of him.

When he read this novel in his past life, Lin Yuan had almost suffered a brain hemorrhage from the original body's idiotic actions.

Such a perfectly good god-tier start.

He could have won just by lying down!

If the author hadn't forced a plot-driven death, how could he have lost to the protagonist?

Now, he had become this moron?

No, absolutely not!

In his past life, he was a 996 corporate slave, worked to death, and enjoyed the "blessings" of overtime every day.

Now that he had finally transmigrated, and with such a god-tier start, how could he repeat the same mistakes?

He had to turn the situation around!

He was going to lie flat properly!

He would enjoy this hard-won, top-tier life!

Just then, a cold, mechanical voice rang in his mind.

[Ding! Detected the host's strong desire to lie flat, God-Level Lying Flat System bound successfully!]

[This system aims to help the host better enjoy life. The host only needs to maintain a lying-down posture to receive generous rewards!]

[The flatter you lie, the more generous the rewards!]

Lin Yuan's eyes lit up instantly.

Lying Flat System?

There was such a good thing?

This was practically tailor-made for him!

[Ding! Detected the host's first-time binding. Issuing one Newbie Gift Pack. Open it immediately?]

"Yes! Open it immediately!"

Lin Yuan chanted silently in his heart without a moment's hesitation.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the supreme physique—Primal Chaos Saint Body!]

[Primal Chaos Saint Body: The number one holy body of the ages, one in a hundred million. It can automatically absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth at all times. Cultivation speed advances by leaps and bounds, the physical body is indestructible, and it is immune to all laws!]

Boom!

A warm current instantly surged from his heart, flowing through his limbs and bones.

Lin Yuan felt his body undergoing an earth-shattering transformation. Every cell was cheering and leaping for joy, as if breaking free from some kind of shackle, filled with infinite power!

"Lin Yuan? What are you spacing out for?"

Seeing Lin Yuan silent for a long time with a vacant stare, Li Xuan'er frowned even tighter, her tone growing increasingly impatient.

"Did you hear me talking to you? The Yellow Grade Top-Quality Qi Gathering Pill and the Hundred-Year Blood Ginseng! Brother Ye Xuan is about to break through and needs them urgently! Give them to me quickly!"

As expected!

Lin Yuan sneered in his heart.

It was exactly the same as the plot in the Original Work; these resources were meant to be used as capital for that Destined Protagonist, Ye Xuan, to make his breakthrough.

In the Original Work, the simp Lin Yuan would have gone mad with jealousy upon hearing that his goddess's "Brother Ye Xuan" needed them.

Yet, to please his goddess, he would have obediently handed over the treasures from his Lineage's vault.

Unfortunately, the current Lin Yuan was no longer that simp.

You want to take resources from me to raise your pretty boy?

Keep dreaming!

Lin Yuan slowly raised his head, looking at Li Xuan'er with a calm gaze. His thin lips parted, spitting out only one word.

"Get lost."

The air went silent instantly.

The impatience and sense of entitlement on Li Xuan'er's face froze; she even suspected something was wrong with her ears.

"You... what did you say?" she asked in disbelief. "Lin Yuan, say that again!"

"I said, get lost." Lin Yuan's tone held no ripples, yet it carried an unquestionable coldness. "Can you not understand human speech?"

Li Xuan'er was completely stunned.

The Lin Yuan who had been obedient to her every whim and held her in the palm of his hand actually dared to tell her to get lost?

A surge of shame and anger welled up in her heart.

She instantly threw a spoiled brat's tantrum, her eyes reddening as she said aggrievedly, "Lin Yuan! What is wrong with you today? How dare you speak to me like that? Do you not love me anymore?"

In the past, whenever she put on this pitiful, fragile appearance, Lin Yuan would immediately soften.

No matter how angry he was, it would vanish into thin air, and he would kneel to coax her.

However, this time, she had miscalculated.

Lin Yuan slowly stood up from the sofa.

With his movement, an invisible Aura erupted!

It was not merely the pressure of cultivation, but a crushing sensation originating from a higher level of existence!

Primal Chaos Saint Body!

The number one physique of the ages!

It carried its own supreme, divine might!

Li Xuan'er felt a Terrifying Pressure descend upon her, making it difficult for her to breathe. Her legs went soft, and she nearly collapsed to the ground!

Her heart hammered wildly, and all the color drained from her face.

This...

Is this Lin Yuan?

How could he have become so terrifying!

"Don't play these games in front of me; it's useless."

Lin Yuan looked down at her from above, his eyes icy. "I will say this one last time: get out of my sight. Otherwise, bear the consequences."

Under that pressure, which felt as if it could crush her soul, Li Xuan'er could not utter another word.

The little tricks and temper in her heart were washed away completely by fear.

She retreated two steps in a panic, gritting her teeth as she squeezed out a parting threat through her teeth.

"Lin Yuan, you... you just wait! You will definitely regret this!"

Having said that, she dared not linger any longer.

She turned and fled in a panic from the villa that made her feel suffocated.