Primordial World: Dad Under House Arrest? I'll Smash Hongjun with My Baby Bottle!
Chapter 17

Yuanshi Dharma Body, Shatter!

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"Clink." The teacup in Taishang Laojun's hand shattered, "Zhuxian... complete..."

"Tongtian... he's gone mad! He's defying the heavens!"

Jieyin and Zunti, the two Saint, jumped up from their lotus platforms as if their tails had been stepped on.

"Senior Brother! I'm not mistaken, am I? That's... that's the Zhuxian Formation Diagram!" Zunti Daoren (Quanti) pointed at the water mirror, his voice trembling.

"Amitabha..." Jieyin Daoren (Receptionist) was so terrified his lips quivered, unable to utter a complete Buddhist chant.

It's over!

It's over!

That madman Tongtian actually had such a trick up his sleeve!

"Quick! Junior Brother! Report to the Dao Ancestor!" Jieyin clutched at the last straw, "This matter is beyond our control! This Primal Wilderness... is finished!"

The smile on Nüwa's face had long vanished. She stared intently at the small scroll in the water mirror, her beautiful eyes filled with shock and confusion.

"Tongtian, what exactly do you want to do?"

Aren't you afraid of incurring the backlash of the Heavenly Dao, leading to your death and annihilation?

At this moment, stormy waves surged in the hearts of all Saint.

Outside Zixiao Palace, in Hongjun's eyes, which had always been indifferent to the ages, ripples of intense emotion appeared for the first time.

"One that even the Heavenly Dao cannot fully control, representing endless variables!"

Hongjun's brows furrowed deeply.

On Kunlun Mountain, in front of Jade Void Palace.

Xiruan had no idea how much shock her new map had brought to the entire Primal Wilderness.

She only felt that after obtaining this thing, her whole body was filled with power, as if she could punch a hole in the sky with a single blow.

And the arrogant second uncle in the sky was now as still as a statue, as if he was scared stiff.

"Huh? This map looks really amazing!"

Xiruan brought the scroll closer, examining it curiously, and slowly unrolled it a little.

BOOM--!

An even more terrifying killing intent shot up into the sky!

The sky seemed to be dyed blood-red at this moment.

As the Zhuxian Formation Diagram was further unfurled, the entire universe seemed to be pulled into the terrifying killing intent of annihilation. The entire Kunlun Mountain was swept by an invisible storm.

The pure yang immortal light surrounding Yuanshi Tianzun (Primordial Celestial Venerable) began to flicker unstably.

Tongtian was using this method to tell him, to tell all Saint – I can kill you.

His will wavered for a moment.

"Huh? Why did you stop moving?"

Xiruan looked at the figure in the sky that had suddenly frozen, tilting her little head in confusion.

"Is he scared stiff?"

Since that's the case, then this grandma won't be polite! Strike while the iron is hot!

"Watch me use my baby bottle!"

Xiruan stuffed the Zhuxian Sword Formation Diagram into her Red Bib, then transformed into a red lightning bolt and shot up into the sky.

"Not good!"

At the moment the baby bottle was raised, Yuanshi Tianzun (Primordial Celestial Venerable) finally snapped out of his boundless shock and fear.

He had been intimidated by the aura of the Zhuxian Formation Diagram, and the moment his mind faltered, his defeat was sealed.

Under the horrified gazes of all the great powers in the Three Realms. Under the soul-shattering screams of all the disciples of Heavenly Origin Sect.

The baby bottle, carrying the supreme power of the primordial chaos, squarely hit Yuanshi Tianzun (Primordial Celestial Venerable)'s majestic and handsome face!

CRACK--!

A dent appeared on Yuanshi Tianzun (Primordial Celestial Venerable)'s Dharma Body where it was struck by the baby bottle.

Centered on the dent, countless cracks spread across the Dharma Body towards his entire body!

The Saint's Dharma Body... shattered with a bang!

Dead silence. A silence so profound that a needle drop could be heard.

On Kunlun Mountain, the disciples of Heavenly Origin Sect stared blankly at the sky, their mouths agape.

Master...

Master's Dharma Body... just like that... shattered?

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Shattered... by a baby using a baby bottle, with one swing?

The saints watching in secret also fell into a strange silence.

Another one!

After Haotian and Jade Emperor, another Saint was smashed to pieces by this little Monster!

Is this little guy... a Saint nemesis?!

Master Tongtian slowly closed his eyes.

It's over. This feud is now irreconcilable.

Xiruan floated amidst the brilliant rain of light, her small face full of surprise.

"Wow! It's raining!"

She stretched out her chubby hand to catch the falling immortal light, feeling cool and very comfortable.

"So pretty!"

She smiled happily.

Just then, something was falling from the rain of light.

"Huh? What's that?"

Xiruan's eyes lit up, and she twisted her small body, chasing after the glowing object.

In the blink of an eye, she had firmly caught it.

It felt warm and smooth in her hand, emitting a peculiar aura that calmed the mind.

She brought the object closer to her eyes, examining it curiously.

It was a beautifully crafted jade ruyi, carved entirely from some unknown immortal jade. Azure, white, and crimson treasure light coiled around it, making it look incredibly valuable at a glance.

This was Yuanshi Tianzun's treasure of enlightenment, Treasure-filled Jade Ruyi, which he never left his side!

"Huh, what is this thing?"

Xiruan held the jade ruyi, turning it over and over. After pondering for a moment, she suddenly understood.

"An itch scratcher? It looks quite nice."

She even used the curved hook to gesture on her little arm.

"Hmm, this curve is just right! If I take it back to my Daddy to scratch his back, it'll definitely be very comfortable!"

The more she thought about it, the more she felt it was a good item, and she casually prepared to stuff it into her pocket.

"Treasure-filled Jade Ruyi!"

"That's Master's treasure of enlightenment!"

Guangchengzi's eyes turned bloodshot, and he leaped up from the ground without hesitation.

"You Demon girl! Put down Master's magic treasure quickly!"

Chijingzi, Yuding Zhenren, and others also reacted, their hair standing on end, their eyes about to burst.

Their Master's Dharma Body being shattered was already a great humiliation.

Now, even their Master's personal treasured item was about to be snatched away by this Demon girl?

And from the sound of it, she intended to use it... as an itch scratcher?!

A scholar can be killed, but not insulted!

"You Demon girl! I'll fight you to the death!"

"Give back our sect's supreme treasure!"

A group of Heavenly Origin Sect Golden Immortals, no longer caring about their fear, charged towards Xiruan with red eyes and fearless abandon.

Facing this group of menacing retainers, Xiruan frowned unhappily.

"What are you shouting about!"

She hugged the jade ruyi, glaring down at them.

"This is the interest! It's compensation for my Daddy's emotional distress!"

"Your boss was beaten and ran off by me, so of course I'm taking his things to settle the debt! It's only right and proper!"

After speaking, she even dismissively curled her lips.

"Besides, it's just a broken itch scratcher, you guys are so stingy."

"Pfft--"

The words "broken itch scratcher" were too powerful.

Guangchengzi was so enraged that he spat blood on the spot.

That was a Primordial Supreme Treasure!

It was transformed from Pangu's companion spirit treasure, the Green Lotus of Creation!

And you call this a "broken itch scratcher"?!

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