Primordial World: Dad Under House Arrest? I'll Smash Hongjun with My Baby Bottle!
Chapter 37

Not playing with you anymore, I'm going to find employees!

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"Pfft—!"

Hearing this, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva felt a sweetness in his throat, and another mouthful of blood sprayed out.

He felt like he wasn't being angered to death, but stupid to death.

There's... still fire?

Want to release a little more?

To roast peaches for you?!

What do you think my Crimson Lotus Karma Fire is? Something you can turn on and off at will?

Besides, you already absorbed all of it in that last wave!

And now you want me to release more?

Do you want me to fart for you to smell?!

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva trembled all over with anger, his face turning from white to red, then from red to purple, as dark as ink.

He pointed at Xiruan below, his lips trembling, unable to form a complete sentence for a long time.

"You... you... you're going too far!"

After holding it in for a long time, he squeezed out this sentence from between his teeth.

"Stingy." Xiruan looked at Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva with disdain. "You won't even lend a bit of fire, and you call yourself a Bodhisattva."

She looked down at the Peaches of Immortality in her hand and sighed.

"Looks like I can't roast peaches, so I'll have to eat them raw."

She picked up a Peach of Immortality and took a big bite.

"Crunch!"

Sweet juice flowed down the corners of her mouth.

"Mmm, so sweet!"

Xiruan happily narrowed her eyes.

In the sky, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva watched her enjoy the peach, feeling his heart, liver, spleen, and kidneys ache.

What did he see?

A nine-thousand-year Peach of Immortality!

Had this little brat wrecked Heavenly Court's Pantaoyuan (Peach Garden)? Was she really Tongtian's daughter?

Did Master Tongtian have such great power that he could destroy sects?

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva felt his understanding being refreshed over and over again. He feared that if he stayed any longer, he would be angered to death.

"Let's go!"

He roared at the Diting beneath him, which was pretending to be dead.

Forcibly rolling up the dimly glowing Crimson Lotus Karma Fire, he fled without looking back towards the deepest part of the Underworld.

He didn't even dare to say a perfunctory word.

He was scared.

A peak Quasi-Saint Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva was beaten and fled by a three-and-a-half-year-old Baby.

The Ten Yama Kings watched the retreating bloody light, looking at each other, their faces filled with incredibly complex expressions.

Serves you right for taking the blame back then!

Serves you right for acting tough!

Now that the real owner has come looking for you, you've been beaten so badly you don't even recognize your own mother, right?

After gloating, they felt even more boundless fear.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva had run away.

What about them?

This little ancestor was still with them!

King Qin Guang cautiously moved to Xiruan's side, his face filled with a fawning smile.

"Granny... Granny, you see, that... that factory director has already been beaten away by you."

"Can... can you..."

He wanted to say: Can you spare us?

Xiruan mumbled through the peach, "Ran away? His office is still there, right?"

"Yes... yes, yes, yes!" King Qin Guang quickly nodded.

"Then that's fine," Xiruan said as a matter of course. "The factory director ran away, so I'll go raid his office!"

"And rescue all the employees in his office!"

She gnawed the enormous Peaches of Immortality clean, then patted her little hands. Her seat had just run off, and she was already angry.

"Alright, I'm done playing with you all. I'm going to find my employees!"

She looked at King Qin Guang and ordered:

"You, lead the way!"

King Qin Guang: "..."

His face instantly fell.

Why is it me again?

Why is it always me who gets hurt?

He really didn't want to go!

Cuiyun Palace was Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's dojo, filled with who knew how many Buddhism restrictions.

Right now, Ksitigarbha was furious. Wouldn't they be walking into a trap if they went there?

"What? You don't want to?"

Xiruan shook the Chaos Baby Bottle in her hand.

After its recent charging, the Baby Bottle now looked even more profound and dangerous than before. Wisps of blood-red arcs of electricity coiled around its surface.

King Qin Guang shivered when he saw the Baby Bottle.

"I want to! A million times, I want to!"

How could he dare refuse again?

"It's my good fortune from a past life to lead the way for you, my esteemed grandmother!"

All he wanted now was to safely escort this little ancestor out of his First Hall.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, may you fend for yourself!

"Hmph, that's more like it."

Xiruan nodded with satisfaction and pulled Wudang Holy Mother, who was spacing out beside her.

"Auntie, let's go! We're going to save someone!"

As Wudang Holy Mother was pulled along, her expression became extremely complex. She increasingly felt that her previous guess might have been wrong.

This wasn't some "Great Dao Incarnation" before her, but rather the Great Dao's True Self!

The supreme Great Dao, which wielded the ultimate laws of the universe, had personally entered the fray because it couldn't stand the sordid affairs between the Saints!

Only this explanation could account for why she could so easily disregard Saints and all laws!

Thinking of this, Wudang Holy Mother's heart surged with excitement.

The Heavenly Dao had entered the fray, personally standing up for the Intercepting Sect!

What immense honor! What a great blessing!

The remaining Nine Yama Kings behind them looked at King Qin Guang's miserable face as he led the way, each showing a sympathetic gaze.

"Brother... take care!"

"Brother, we'll miss you!"

"Brother, go with peace of mind, I'll watch over your seat for you!"

Hearing the blessings from behind, King Qin Guang stumbled, almost falling to the ground.

Take care of your head!

You bunch of disloyal scoundrels!

Just you wait until I get back, I'll deal with you all!

His heart was filled with grief and indignation, but he dared not show the slightest bit of it, only managing a bitter smile.

He walked towards the depths of the Underworld.

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