Something New for the New Year
[Nanxiao New Year's Eve - Game Account]
January 23, 2025, is the eve of the Lunar New Year in southern China.
Over the past few days, Bu Liuxing's emotions have been fluctuating like a rollercoaster.
He was attacked by the soul power of the little finger, eagerly anticipating his [Glamorous Transformation], but fate often plays tricks on him.
A Xing returned to the old house, ate and drank his fill, then went to the bathroom, took off his clothes, and stayed there until he fell asleep. He didn't know how much time had passed when he woke up from his dazed state, and he was so excited that he almost fainted.
He truly became [her].
But it was very different from what I had imagined.
After washing away all the filth, hair, and dead skin, A Xing put on shorts and a seal-head pajama top, and ran to the mirror to look at himself again and again.
The person in the mirror looked no more than fifteen or sixteen years old; she was a very energetic little girl.
Just how small is she? She's only 155 centimeters tall and weighs just over 40 kilograms.
"Holy crap!" A Xing cursed out loud. She hadn't expected this outcome at all. "Such a big difference in hormone levels? My female character in the game is that bad? Did I really use up all my luck in my birth chart?"
Meteor originally thought that her female form would be a supermodel, or a protein queen, or at the very least, as tall and slender as Bu Mei's mom, with a nine-head figure. If all else failed, she'd at least have the strong arms of Nana Mizuki, right?
She never imagined that another form of her body's genes would result in this short and stocky physique. Her muscle mass was gone, drained away along with fat, dead skin, and hair, and she didn't know if it would ever grow back. Her testosterone levels had plummeted to rock bottom.
A Xing Sister Xing pinched her cheeks, pulled at her eyelids, and rubbed her face vigorously, making all sorts of expressions in front of the mirror.
This face doesn't resemble Bu Mei at all; rather, the boy's big, watery eyes look more like her mother's.
The girl in the mirror has a pair of almond-shaped eyes. Her eyes droop at the corners, giving her a pitiful look, but the ends curve upwards, indicating that she has very cunning eyes.
Her nose is round and honest, but her lips are thin, and her philtrum is so short it could kill several husbands. Her features are concentrated, making her the standard "green tea sister" internet celebrity face shape.
Completely different from A Xing, who originally had thick eyebrows, big eyes, and full lips, it's hard to say that the two siblings came from the same mother.
"How strange!" A Xing exclaimed, and upon hearing the high-pitched, duck-like voice, he immediately trembled.
However, she quickly adapted to this body. After a while, she shook her legs and stretched her arms, only to find that this pajamas could almost be used as her nightgown. She was like a child who had found a new toy.
She stood up, head held high, mimicking her mother's mannerisms as she tossed her hair, and spoke in the tone of a dignified lady.
"Sister Wang, get me a matcha Frappuccino, no matcha, no ice, just A Xing and Happy."
In just a second, A Xing was laughing so hard he was rolling on the ground.
She immediately got up, patting her chest, which was barely an ounce of flesh.
"Gone! My pectoral muscles! Gone!"
She immediately squatted down, hiding her knees inside her pajamas, causing the front of her dress to bulge out.
"It's back again! It's back!"
Immediately afterwards, Aunt Wang saw the little girl laughing so hard in Meteor's room that she almost fainted.
Aunt Wang thought for a moment, "This must be the girlfriend that the shooting star found, right?"
With that thought in mind, the housekeeper stopped bothering her and quietly left.
During the Lunar New Year in December, A Xing didn't even put on long pants before preparing to run into the inner room.
She peeked her head out from the corridor, her hair tied into two ponytails that hung down beside her collarbone. This was the only hairstyle she knew how to do; it was very simple and only required two hair ties.
To onlookers, it looked as if Tom was hiding behind the wall, peeking out furtively.
Immediately afterwards, A Xing tiptoed into his mother's room, wanting to give her a surprise.
Then--
Then she got a severe beating.
Specifically, she burst into Bu Mei's bedroom and saw her mother learning flower arranging through an online class.
In that instant, Bu Mei recognized her biological son.
But the reason A Xing was beaten was outrageous--
--Absolutely outrageous.
A Xing, with his short and stocky build, was about to rush over and ask his mother for a hug.
After all, it had been a long time since he had hugged his mother like this. After he turned fourteen, he grew tall and strong, and usually his mother would run over and ask him to hug her.
Now that he finally has this opportunity, A Xing is naturally going to go all out.
The result was unexpected. Aunt Bu Mei frowned, then suddenly realized what was going on. Seeing the clever little girl A Xing's expression, her face instantly turned very ugly.
She picked up the floral vines, grabbed A Xing's two braids, and dragged him to the sofa, giving him a good beating.
A Xing's buttocks were all red from being whipped before Bu Mei finally stopped.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch!! -- Mommy! It's me!"
Bu Mei shouted sternly, "I know it's you!"
A Xing's arms were tied behind his back by his mother, so he couldn't resist.
"Then why did you hit me? I just wanted to jump into your arms and hug you!"
Bu Mei was furious. "I can't stand seeing you like this!"
Bu Liuxing: "Shouldn't I have changed?"
Bu Mei stopped hitting the rattan cane in her hand after it cracked.
"It's none of your business. I'm sorry, I just lost my temper."
A Xing immediately rolled over, bounced up and down on the sofa, and slid in to grab her mother's hand.
"What's going on? Explain in detail?"
Bu Mei covered her head and patiently explained, "You originally looked a lot like me."
Bu Liuxing nodded. "Yes."
Bu Mei: "You don't look like me anymore."
Bu Liuxing nodded again. "Yes."
Bu Mei: "What does this mean?"
Bu Liuxing: "This means I don't look like you anymore. Am I not your biological child?! Mom!"
Bu Mei: "Are you serious? A son? Oh no, a daughter? Or are you just trying to bring me good luck during the New Year?"
Little Sister A Xing immediately burst into laughter, "No, no, no, I was just joking. I just feel sorry for you when you frown, Mommy. I don't know what this face means to you, but I don't want you to look so worried."
Bu Mei patted Meteor's cheek, looking helpless.
"I didn't know who your biological father was, and I didn't care about him, but now that I know, it's a kind of unexpected and useless trouble."
A Xing exclaimed in surprise, "So that's why you hit me so hard, Mommy? So I was taking the beating for my dad?"
"Because," Bu Mei gritted her teeth, her body trembling, "Because this face looks so much like his, both of them with that innocent, helpless, tearful look—didn't I tell you before about how you were being fought over by a group of people in the nursery?"
A Xing nodded. "Mm!"
Bu Mei: "It was this person, your biological father, who sat by my bedside and said to me—'Baby isn't important. If you don't have one, you can have a few more.'"
A Xing immediately tried to unlock his phone, but couldn't.
Bu Mei: "What are you going to do?"
A Xing: "Let's buy things on Taobao."
Bu Mei: "I'll place the order for you. What should I buy?"
A Xing: "Frostmourne."
Bu Mei immediately stopped thinking about those terrible things. She hugged her size L daughter and thought about her size XXXL son—both were her source of joy.
A Xing: "I don't want anything to go wrong, Mommy!"
Bu Mei stared at her newborn daughter in her arms, suddenly filled with many thoughts, and nodded vigorously. "Yes!"
A Xing suddenly felt something was wrong, so he immediately looked up. Even though he was playing a female character, his Inspiration and other similar skills were still there.
"Mommy, what were you thinking about just now?"
Bu Mei, feeling very humble, suggested a very immature idea. "I want to change your clothes! Change them into lots and lots of clothes, and then take pictures to save them!"
A Xing paused for a moment, then immediately joined in.
"Yay!"
[Hot Lala Lagoon]
At the same time--
Jiang Xueming was deeply shocked.
He never expected that his other game account on Earth Online, another female character, would be like this.
[B·Side] will take another five or six hours to fully take effect.
Xue Ming needs to confirm one thing.
That was his biggest concern; he needed to figure out just how powerful this female character really was.
Under the influence of the [Glamorous Transformation], he could feel that the female body's hormone levels were vastly different from his original body, and that his muscle structure had undergone tremendous changes.
He never took calcium supplements or formula as a child, nor did he receive enough nutrition to support his male development.
However, this female body grew rapidly, reaching a height of 177 centimeters, as if springing up like bamboo shoots after a spring rain.
He--
--She could feel her body strength had increased, and by more than just a little, from the way she lifted her coat.
The punching speed decreased.
It dropped from 18.7 to 15.6. Although it has declined, it is still one of the world's top fists.
My stamina has improved; instead of going all out for eight rounds, I can now easily last twelve rounds.
His boxing power decreased by more than 30 pounds, and his explosive power also weakened.
However, the combination of punches became smoother and more consistent.
With a seven-centimeter increase in arm span, the attack range has visibly expanded.
Low kicks, follow-up leg techniques, and high headshots while on the move become even more ferocious.
The combination of shoulder and elbow strikes has become more varied.
The ability to shoot while running has become much stronger. What used to take more than two seconds to go from running to a complete stop and then to drawing the gun now only takes 0.7 seconds.
Her weight reached 75 kilograms, and her height was 177 centimeters. With shoes on, she was nearly 1.8 meters tall. Her testosterone levels had decreased, but her muscle mass remained.
When Xue Ming arrived at the shooting range for shooting practice, something puzzled her—when she picked up the rifle to empty the magazine, the continuous recoil was not as strong as before. Her longer arms, larger chest cavity, and two useless lumps of fat on her chest all gave the muzzle a deeper and wider buffer zone.
Xue Ming, with his buttocks sticking up, lay prone on the sand, aimed at the target, and fired an entire magazine.
Xiao Qi, who was watching the commotion from the side, swallowed hard at Xue Ming's great figure.
Immediately afterwards, Xue Ming Xiao Qi back onto the ring for boxing and unrestricted combat training.
The result shocked her—
--From a higher vantage point, one can clearly see the subtle movements stemming from Xiao Qi's dirty punches.
This female body ruthlessly crushed Seventh Brother in terms of weight; the difference in reach and weight made Xue Ming's victory a foregone conclusion.
Bai Qingqing tried to hug and cuddle, but was immediately taught a lesson by a series of fierce punches. She was really angry and was going to fight for real. In the end, she rolled off the stage with a bruised and swollen face and a pitiful look on her face. She saw her employer scratching his head and gently applying ointment to her wounded hand affectionately.
Seventh Brother immediately stopped feeling aggrieved and started laughing.
Jiang Xueming was full of questions, judging from the battle process and the battle results.
Without a doubt, this female character is stronger than the male character.
How much stronger exactly?
In terms of overall close-combat fighting ability, it is almost 1.7 times stronger.
Her brain was racing, calculating meticulously—how to deal with such a hypothetical enemy.
Neither of the two male characters might gain the upper hand; they would need to maintain distance and attack from both sides. If it were a life-or-death struggle, one of the male characters might very well perish together with the female character.
If they bring weapons and equipment into combat drills, the difference in combat effectiveness will decrease to 1.5 times.
In terms of shooting enemies, the female character is more efficient at killing than the male character.
The cold, hard facts are laid bare before us.
Malnutrition during childhood caused the boy's height to be shorter than average.
However, under the influence of [B·Side], this female body was completely transformed and rebuilt. It developed fully by borrowing the primordial energy of the male body, and its pain tolerance and ability to fight for a long time are also stronger than those of the male body.
Xue Ming was still unwilling to give up; she couldn't believe it.
She didn't believe the male character truly had no merits. After all, these were two character cards; if one of them had no advantages, wouldn't the female character just tear up the male character card?
Back in the workshop, Xue Ming wanted to use the spirits to make the Flash Butterfly Armor costume, but at that moment, the spirit silk encountered a small problem.
It was no longer as calm and gentle as before; it became violent.
The spirit is like a crazed plant vine, lashing at the toolbox, cutting and knocking away screws, needles, and thread.
Xue Ming tried his best to control it, wanting to turn this ball of silk into a tool, into a neat caliper. After more than a minute, the spirit, like a disobedient and arrogant child, finally condensed into the shape of a card.
The size markings on it are also wrong; it's a worthless ruler with randomly written numbers, and the graduations are completely incorrect.
She covered her head, unsure of what to say or how to calm herself. It seemed as if another inexplicable soul was wrestling with her within this female body, and a jumble of chaotic thoughts was interfering with her thinking.
Including the previous incident where Xiao Qi suddenly launched a kissing attack—
This behavior inexplicably angered her, making her feel offended.
Earlier, when Xue Ming was a man and interacted with Xiao Qi, he wouldn't get angry or care much about this kind of sexual harassment.
At that moment, she pulled Xiao Qi along and ran out, wanting to go to the Volga carriage to do a simple test using the Madness Index dashboard.
She walked and thought.
It's very likely that her physical constitution instinctively repelled those of the same sex, causing her to develop hostility towards Seventh Brother.
Spiritual essence is built upon the physical body; once the physical essence changes, all attributes will change accordingly.
At the sanatorium, she was stolen a kiss by Xiao Qi. At that moment, all she could think about was "not wanting to admit defeat." She immediately grabbed Xiao Qi, hugged her head, and started kissing him passionately.
When she tasted the oily flavor of char siu and scallions on Xiao Qi's lips, she finally came to her senses and realized how terrifying this emotion was.
Impulsive, passionate.
Like oil that ignites at the slightest touch, or like a slurring, intoxicating drink.
From the eyes of this body, everything has changed; details that were previously unnoticed in the courtyard have become exceptionally clear through the senses of sight, hearing, smell, and taste.
Aunt Wang was busy in the kitchen on the first floor, changed her clothes. There was a fishy smell of egg liquid in her apron, so there would definitely be steamed eggs with shrimp for dinner. Xue Ming rarely cared about such small things before, but now he could vaguely smell it just by smelling it.
Xiao Qi's hand was tightly held by Sister Xue Ming. Her heart was pounding, like a young girl in love, and she laughed heartily.
Xue Ming told Xiao Qi to open the car door and immediately placed his palm on the groove of the dashboard displaying the Madness Index.
The panel is spinning and jumping.
It will be C+ in a while.
It will be A- in a while.
It jumps back to C+.
Ultimately, it settled at C+.
Unlike before, Jiang Xueming's Madness Index was originally [none].
According to Xiao Qi, Xue Ming was almost unaffected by the environment and completed her work with mechanical precision, but things are different now.
Compared to the previous male character, this female character is more prone to acting on emotions, more easily influenced by external factors, unable to control her spirit to perform precise operations, easily gets angry and irritable, and often hugs and kisses Xiao Qi indiscriminately.
Jiang Xueming shrank back out of the car and stood on the desolate main road.
She almost rediscovered herself, her new role, and her new account.
She unbuttoned her shirt around her stomach, revealing well-defined abdominal muscles and a six-pack through the gap in her doctor's gown.
Looking up, there are two useless lumps of fat. But the strange thing is, this fat provides the body with the endurance for prolonged combat. In prone and crouching rifle shooting, it acts like a recoil spring or buffer slider in a firearm, which can offset most of the impact force of full-power rifle bullets on the buttstock.
Her bust size reached 36D thanks to her strong pectoral muscles, a beautiful body that made Xiao Qi swoon.
Jiang Xueming scratched his head, feeling utterly bewildered; it was an unbelievable mystery.
Although [B·SIDE]'s [Glamorous Transformation] has no side effects, this [fate] is indeed [unpredictable].
The "she" within the body is like a bottle of red wine laced with poison; once drunk, many cannot turn back.
Xiao Qi was talking about completely unrelated things, trying to have some fun.
"Employer, what kind of combination are we?"
Xue Ming answered with single-minded focus, wanting to get down to business.
"We're going to move some goods later. Could you take Little Finger back to the station, stuff the spinning machines and mannequins from the workshop, along with all the other odds and ends, into the Volga's tailgate, and take it to [JoeStar]'s new workshop? Then pick up Teacher San San and bring her back for the Lunar New Year—please."
Xiao Qi skipped over to Xue Ming, hands behind her back, her face still bruised from the beating, and immediately demanded candy. "Then tell me, what kind of combination are we? We were originally 'sexually indifferent' and 'pure prison style,' but what are we now?"
Xue Ming, rarely in the mood for jokes, teased the waiter in a female voice and body.
"We need to haul goods, right?"
Xiao Qi nodded. "Mm!"
Xue Ming then said, "I can barely be considered a woman now, and you can barely be considered a woman too."
Xiao Qi: "It's a lesbian!"
Xue Ming: "And then?!"
The two squinted and simultaneously revealed strange smiles.
Xiao Qi jokingly punched Xue Ming twice on the arm.
The blow was very light, barely causing any pain or itching.
Xue Ming took out the ointment and, as if applying foundation, rubbed it on Seventh Brother's face to lighten the bruises.
The two of them shouted out the correct answer in unison, and laughed so hard they couldn't stand up straight.
Lalamove!
Lalamove!