Shirou nearly failed to catch his breath. "Of course not! Hypothetically, since Shirouko and I, after being turned into women, didn't have enough magical energy and needed Replenishing Magic, it couldn't count as self-intercourse, could it?"
Sakura blushed and squeezed her legs together. Gilgamesh's eyes widened even further. "Shirou, keep going. I like this very much."
Sakura held out a hand. "I like it too."
Sieg and Hakuno exchanged glances, then decided to let go.
"We like it too."
Feeling four pairs of blazing eyes fixed on him, Shirou felt like his whole body was about to catch fire.
"Don't be like this. I-I'll show you the historical records on Gilgamesh first. It must have been because I traveled across worldlines and altered the timeline. Otherwise, how could the macho man from the original epic have become a woman...?"
Then an encyclopedia page appeared, displaying the face of a woman. Its historical account of Gilgamesh was entirely about how beautiful she was, but how she liked girls, causing all the girls in the city no end of trouble.
"Shirou, how do you explain this? You can't say it's a problem with worldline shifts now, can you? I was a woman from the very beginning!" Gilgamesh proudly patted her belly fat.
So irritating.
Shirou gritted his teeth. Could jumping across a worldline really alter even the epics? Like how, in another world, there was no Pandora's box?
"So, Senior, you have two choices now. One is to explain exactly what your relationship with Hakuno and Sieg is. The other is to continue talking about self-intercourse!" Sakura's face was slightly red, but she continued nonetheless.
"Hakuno and I are truly in love!" Shirou panicked and said the wrong thing.
Hakuno was delighted to hear that.
"Archer, keep going. I'm very happy."
Shirou