Hammer Yourself to Death! Isn't that Little Food God Oscar?

"Young Master Dai is right. So what if the opponents have two people?"

"As long as you take a potent medicine and seize their weakness to pin them against the wall for a relentless bombardment, with your ability, Young Master Dai, you'll definitely make them wail in agony!"

Bai Mu dropped his previous facade of flattery, his tone dripping with pointed sarcasm.

"Screw you! It really was a setup by you!"

Dai Mubai's eyes were instantly bloodshot, his expression contorted with rage.

"A setup? What setup?"

Tang San and the other two looked completely bewildered, failing to grasp the situation.

"In broad daylight, under the clear blue sky, you'd better not spout nonsense!"

Bai Mu spread his hands, his face a mask of innocence.

"The Whale Rubber you gave me! Are you saying you didn't design this to harm me?"

Dai Mubai gasped for air, directly confronting him.

"Come on, buddy, am I in the wrong for giving you a gift?"

Bai Mu said in disbelief, "Was there something wrong with the Whale Rubber? Did I force you to use it? Or did I know your ability was lacking and that you'd definitely use it at night?"

"Besides, didn't your parents teach you when you were little that you shouldn't just eat things given to you by strangers?"

"And even if I hadn't given you the Whale Rubber, would you have given up on going to the clouds with those twins yesterday?"

"Did I force you to have your fun?"

"And you say I harmed you? How absurd~"

Every word of this speech was reasonable, every syllable a gem of logic.

Tang San, Xiao Wu, and Zhu Zhuqing all cast looks of disdain toward Dai Mubai upon hearing this.

"You! You! You!"

Dai Mubai's face flushed red with anger, his finger pointing at Bai Mu as he struggled to speak.

"What 'you' what? I respect you by calling you Young Master Dai, so don't go getting ahead of yourself."

Bai Mu feigned indignation: "This isn't your house, stop framing people!"

"What about the room arrangements? How do you explain that! How did you know I stay at the Red Ocean?"

Dai Mubai seized upon another point in an attempt to refute him, unaware that this statement had just sealed his own fate!

"Big Brother, there are only so many rooms available to book."

Bai Mu looked at the two young girls beside him and explained speechlessly: "Sister Xiao Wu likes pink, and I certainly don't like staying in a room full of green, so naturally, I had to give the Green Parting next to you to the Little Kitten. Who the hell knew that a god-like man like you would make the Red Ocean your permanent home!"

"Little Mu is right! With hotel rooms so scarce, what's wrong with that arrangement?"

Hearing the familiar address, the easiest to fool, the boss of Dorm Seven, Xiao Wu, stood up immediately.

Permanent home? Staying there?

Zhu Zhuqing's heart sank. Her dear fiancé really was a philanderer who knew how to enjoy life~

"This—I—"

Dai Mubai's already sluggish brain crashed, and he had no idea how to refute this.

What made him feel the worst was that the more he spoke, the more he dug his own grave!

"Young Master Dai, it's not that I want to lecture you!"

Bai Mu seized the momentum to launch an attack: "You were having a great time eating, using, and playing, and after you were done, you had nothing but weak legs, even laughing and telling me that next time we go to the hotel, it's on you."

"Now you jump out for no reason—don't tell me you're trying to welch on the bill?"

"Who's trying to welch on the bill!"

The brain-dead Dai Mubai retorted subconsciously.

"Oh? Is that so?"

Bai Mu placed his hand on Zhu Zhuqing's shoulder right in front of him, provocatively saying: "Then—treat us tonight?"

"Treating is—"

Wait!

Dai Mubai suddenly realized he had almost agreed to treat the "Yellow-Haired" guy and his fiancée to a hotel.

As the Third Prince of the Star Luo Empire, he had almost cuckolded himself again!?

He stopped responding to Bai Mu and turned to look at Zhu Zhuqing: "—Zhuqing, listen to my explanation!"

"Haven't you already admitted it yourself? What else is there to explain?"

Zhu Zhuqing stared at Dai Mubai, her eyes emitting a bone-chilling cold light.

"You—I—"

Dai Mubai clenched his fists, shivering with rage, his mouth hanging open for a long time without being able to utter a single word.

It seemed he had hammered himself... just a little bit to death!

"To be framed even for this, sigh~ life is so hard for me!"

At this moment, Bai Mu leaned in close to Little Kitten and sighed.

"Alright, personal grievances end here!"

The old man, who was enjoying the drama from the sidelines, shouted at the right time: "This is an entrance examination. Whatever grudges or grievances you have, save them for the fourth round of practical testing later and vent them then!"

Hearing this, Dai Mubai's eyes lit up instantly.

Right! He was the one in charge of the fourth round of practical testing!

As long as he defeated Bai Mu then and kicked him out of Shrek, he would naturally have enough time to communicate with Zhu Zhuqing and rekindle their relationship.

"Mubai, take them to the next round."

The old man instructed.

"Understood!"

Dai Mubai regained his spirit. Since he couldn't win against Bai Mu with words, he would let his fists do the talking for him later!

"Follow me."

He nodded at the group and led them into the academy.

"Little Mu, I haven't seen you in so long, I didn't expect your tongue to be so sharp. That was so satisfying!"

Just by trying to put herself in his shoes, Xiao Wu felt incredibly refreshed.

After all, if someone had "framed" her like that, her fiery temper would definitely have made the other party taste her Explosive Kill Eight-Stage Throw!

It was a completely different kind of thrill!

Bai Mu laughed: "Because I am right, I am righteous and bold; naturally, he couldn't win an argument against me!"

Xiao Wu: "I have a question!"

Bai Mu: "What is it?"

Xiao Wu put her hands on her hips and retorted: "Can't you be righteous and bold even when you're wrong?"

"Huh?"

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone looked at Xiao Wu in unison.

They couldn't immediately grasp how her train of thought could be so peculiar.

"Um—Xiao Wu, maybe we should still try to be a little reasonable—"

Tang San's mouth twitched. Having been Xiao Wu's "brother" for many years, how could he not know her personality?

That said, as a veteran double-standard practitioner, he would definitely side with his own over reason.

"Of course you can!"

Bai Mu gently stroked Zygarde and gave a different answer: "Truth always stands on the side of justice. As long as you have power, you can use your fists to break all rules, and then define truth and justice yourself!"

Power, fists, rules!

Zhu Zhuqing's heart shook violently as she turned to look at the seemingly unreliable Bai Mu.

"Then do you have the power to face the wrath of a level 37 Soul Elder in the fourth round later?"

The flames in Dai Mubai's eyes seemed as if they wanted to melt Bai Mu away.

Bai Mu gave a brilliant smile and nodded affirmatively: "I think I do."

"Good! I'll be waiting to see it!"

Dai Mubai clenched his fists and began to explain the four test rounds to the group.

Just as he finished explaining, they arrived at the queue for the second round.

At that exact moment, a soft, drawling voice rang out—

"Sausages for sale, sausages for sale! Five copper coins each, Oscar-brand sausages! Delicious, sweet, cheap, and filling! Take a look, come and see, don't miss out as you pass by—"

"It smells pretty good, should we try some?"

"Let's try it!"

Hearing this, Tang San, Xiao Wu, and Zhu Zhuqing, who hadn't eaten much for breakfast, were all tempted.

"Damn it! This guy is selling sausages and ruining the academy's reputation again!"

Dai Mubai cursed under his breath and advised: "If you don't want to vomit, I suggest you'd better not eat them."

"Why? Are they made with inferior ingredients?"

Tang San and the others looked puzzled.

Dai Mubai said: "That's not it, but I just don't recommend you buy them!"

"That's a great suggestion, but I never take suggestions!"

Bai Mu stepped forward directly and asked: "Are you the one called Oscar?"

"Uh... it's me."

Oscar felt a bit flustered; he had a nagging feeling that the other party's tone was a little off!

"So you're the legendary Little Food God? I've finally met the real deal!"

"Good brother, why are you just standing there? Hurry up and let me taste your Big Sausage; I've been wanting to try a bite of yours for a long time!"

Bai Mu tossed out a Silver Soul Coin directly and waved his hand grandly, saying, "Give me three of every kind of sausage you have, and keep the change!"

As for the first person in history to possess an Innate Full Soul Power Food Spirit, and someone who would eventually become the Food God in the original story, he was simply too curious about those Big Sausages!

As for any psychological trauma? It was just a single line of dialogue—how could that possibly cause any trauma?

In his past life, he could eat raw skin with relish; would he let a single sentence ruin his appetite in this life?

Absolutely impossible!

"Coming right up! Brother, just a moment!"

Seeing a big customer who truly understood him for the first time—and even called him the Little Food God—Oscar was thrilled.

He immediately adjusted his state, determined to craft the most perfect Big Sausages and Little Sausages to present to Bai Mu!

[System Panel]
Name: Oscar
Spirit: Sausage (Food Spirit)
Status: Excited