Take This Rake of Mine

"Xiao Yi, can you turn into a crowbar?"

"How about we find an opening and pry that golden mask right off her face?"

Wu Hen earnestly negotiated with his own right hand.

Xiao Yi signaled that it was a waste of effort; they should just turn around and leave. Let this woman parasitize the entire city, and then it would unleash a single nuclear-guided Death Sword to send all the parasites in the city to meet their great-grandmother!

"No, didn't you say there were experts around?" Wu Hen was also puzzled.

Xiao Yi flicked its phantom tail, expressing its stance with arrogance.

The protein of this Golden-Eyed Parasitic Mother wasn't even enough to replenish the energy consumed by one swing of its sword. It wouldn't do business at a loss!

"Fine, fine. I treat you like a brother, and you play mind games with me!"

"Crowbar!"

"I don't care if you've never eaten a crowbar before. If you don't turn into one for me, don't even think about having any canned food in the future!"

Wu Hen was exasperated.

At a time like this, Xiao Yi was still brainstorming, even though it had acted so high and mighty earlier!

Xiao Yi felt quite helpless.

Faced with its host's tantrum, it had no choice but to attempt to transform the Qilin Spike on Wu Hen's right hand into a long handle, with several curved hooks appearing at the end.

"You, you, you... do you think I'm Zhu Bajie? What's with the Nine-Toothed Rake??" Wu Hen retorted.

"Fine, fine, a Nine-Toothed Rake it is!"

Wu Hen secretly made up his mind to have Xiao Yi taste every single item in the Apocalypse Toolbox. In the future, whenever he needed an electric drill, hammer, chainsaw, mixer, hairdryer, or curling iron, he could just have Xiao Yi transform into them.

The gunfire from the Order Maintenance Force was actually quite helpful.

Furthermore, even the fire-wielding girl Yu Yu stood on a building with a look of fury, using the pink Compound Bow in her hands to deliver critical strikes to Half-Human Yang Qin.

It was clear that while Yu Yu was timid, whenever a monster tried to hurt her brother, some kind of gene within her would awaken. Arrow after arrow, she specifically targeted Yang Qin's soft connective tissues, posing a threat no less significant than an armor-piercing sniper rifle.

Half-Human Yang Qin's face began to twist, and her golden mask took on a malicious and hideous expression.

"Once I'm done with Wu Hen, I'll boil all of you into a pot of bone and meat soup!" Half-Human Yang Qin declared.

With everyone helping to provide covering fire, Wu Hen finally had the chance to get close to Half-Human Yang Qin.

Most of her dozen or so claws had been shot to pieces, and it was precisely those vicious centipede-like claws that had kept Wu Hen from getting close to Yang Qin's main body until now.

"Can you find a chance to pin down her willow blade?" Wu Hen gestured toward Yu Yu's direction.

Wu Hen felt that the golden mask was the parasitic host, but if he tried to pry it off, he would most likely be sliced into watermelon chunks by those willow blades.

The Kirin Armor was sturdy, but it could not withstand the lethal willow blades of the Golden-Eyed Half-Human.

On the building, Yu Yu saw the message her brother had signaled. Her gaze remained fixed on Centipede-Human Yang Qin, whose limbs had been shattered, rendering her unable to move...

At this moment, her willow blades had turned into a soft, malleable substance, waving like dancing sleeves. Bullets hitting them were absorbed as if by jelly.

It was clear that Centipede-Woman Yang Qin was stalling for time, waiting for her new limbs to grow back.

Yu Yu knew that if this continued, Centipede-Woman Yang Qin would return to her full combat strength. She immediately tapped the female Order Maintenance Personnel beside her, signaling her to have all Order Maintenance Personnel concentrate their fire on a single spot on Yang Qin!

The female Order Maintenance Personnel quickly understood Yu Yu's intent and issued the order to all personnel to focus their fire on the abdomen!

The marksmanship of the Order Maintenance Personnel was quite accurate; all red laser dots locked onto the abdomen of the immobile Centipede-Woman Yang Qin.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!!!!!!!!!"

Bullets poured wantonly into Centipede-Woman Yang Qin's abdomen, and soon, her hard outer shell was riddled with holes.

Realizing that repairing her abdomen would take a significant amount of time, Yang Qin immediately moved her arm-blades downward, weaving them into a Fungal Willow Silk Net to shield her lower abdomen!

All the bullets were visibly slowed down by this special Fungal Willow Silk Net, losing their lethality by the time they struck Yang Qin.

Meanwhile, on both sides of Yang Qin's torso, limbs began to sprout like tender buds. They grew rapidly, quickly twisting into the shape of strong, clawed appendages!

"Swish!"

"Swish!"

"Swish!"

Three arrows in a row, all of them specialized, flew with pinpoint accuracy from the heights of the building!

Each arrow nailed itself into Yang Qin's special willow blades.

Because the blades were in a soft, gelatinous state, the Compound Bow not only pierced through them but also pinned Yang Qin's willow blades directly to her abdomen!!

Yang Qin instinctively tried to pull out her "willow-blade arms," only to discover that the fletching of these arrows branched out into barbs, much like large thumbtacks, specifically designed to deal with shapeshifting creatures like them!

Because of her soft, gelatinous state, she found it difficult to use brute force to pull her willow arms free from the arrows. In an instant, Yang Qin realized she could neither move nor free her arms!

"With just these petty schemes of yours, you dare to dream of ruling all of humanity?"

"Eat my rake!"

Suddenly, Wu Hen appeared right before her!

Yang Qin was terrified. She tried to swing her newly sprouted claws to attack Wu Hen, but these claws had not yet fully formed and were no match for the ferocious Wu Hen!

Wu Hen leaped into the air, the weapon in his hand none other than a gleaming silver Nine-Toothed Rake!

The weapon raked directly toward Yang Qin's cheek, its nine teeth digging deep into the gap between the Golden Silk Mask and her skin. A smear of bright red blood soon began to seep from her cheek!

The Golden Silk Mask was incredibly hard, appearing as if it had completely fused to Yang Qin's face.

Wu Hen exerted all his strength, only then feeling the Golden Silk Mask loosen ever so slightly!

"Get off, damn you!"

Lightning patterns appeared on Wu Hen's arms, and in an instant, he unleashed even greater power!

The Golden Silk Mask began to peel away from Yang Qin's forehead. Once a corner was pried open, one could see a massive amount of slime mold inside, between the mask and her face. These fungal threads looked exactly like her own facial muscle fibers and vascular membranes, yet they were writhing frantically as if they were living creatures—more like countless swarms of insects linked head-to-tail!

Seeing this, Wu Hen became even more certain that the Golden Silk Mask was a Golden Fungal Adult!

He even planted his legs firmly against the chest of the centipede-woman Yang Qin, kicking her body in the opposite direction while focusing all his strength into his arms, determined to pry this Golden Silk Mask off!

"Xiao Yi, release the Lightning!"

Wu Hen issued the command.

The Lightning blooming from within Wu Hen's body rapidly conducted to his arms, instantly flooding the entire Nine-Toothed Rake!

The powerful electrical potential also surged into the space between the mask and her skin, instantly paralyzing those face-worms that were locked together like a clasp!

Finally, Yang Qin's face revealed her original eye sockets and bridge of her nose, though they were covered in blood; this act was no different from flaying her entire face.

Arms crackling with lightning.

Hands gripping the silver rake.

The figure tearing away the golden mask looked every bit like the divine Marshal Tianpeng!

Although the scene was different from what had been expected, Wu Hen had truly left an indelible impression of divine might upon all the teachers and students of the school!

"Riiip~~~~"

Finally, the entire golden human-skin mask was raked off Yang Qin's face, with a large amount of human tissue clinging to it.

What was extremely skin-crawling was that once this Golden Silk Mask hit the ground, it actually grew leg-filaments. Like an octopus that had crawled onto land, it frantically searched for a stone crevice to hide in!

The Golden Silk Face Worm clearly knew there was a more powerful entity inside Wu Hen, and jumping onto his face would be useless.

Thus, the Golden Silk Face Worm scurried rapidly toward Yu Yu, who was at a higher level of the building.

As the Golden Silk Face Worm crawled across the playground, the thought of it latching onto their faces and turning them into human centipedes caused the entire student body and faculty to scream, scattering to hide inside the classrooms.

Yu Yu naturally saw this scene as well. She raised the pink Compound Bow in her hand and fired several arrows in succession at the high-speed Golden Silk Face Worm, attempting to pin it to the playground.

However, the Golden Silk Face Worm was incredibly agile and actually dodged the high-speed arrow!

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!!"

Ten arrows in a row all slanted into the ground. The Golden Silk Face Worm was getting closer and closer, already scurrying up the building's drainpipe.

In an instant, it reached the third floor. Yu Yu still showed no intention of fleeing; she took a deep breath, using her sense of smell to lock onto the position of this disgusting golden insect!

Suddenly, the Golden Silk Face Worm leaped into the air. It spread all its mycelial claws, pouncing toward Yu Yu's exquisite young face!

Yu Yu's eyes flashed, and she actually charged toward the terrifying Golden Silk Face Worm!

"Hum~~~"

Her slender arms stretched out perfectly, and the fair fingertips hooked onto the string suddenly released!

An arrow flew out sharply, perfectly predicting the trajectory of the Golden Silk Face Worm gliding through the air...

However, this Golden Silk Face Worm was bizarrely abnormal. Its body suddenly expanded outward, actually tearing an opening in the center of its own body!

The arrow flew right through the torn opening.

This scene left the composed girl completely panicked, her eyes filled with shock and fear!

She instinctively covered her face with both hands to prevent this disgusting monster from attaching itself to her cheeks...

She squeezed her eyes shut.

Yu Yu's delicate body trembled.

"Sss-slurp~~~"

Suddenly, a strange sound echoed in her ears...

Yu Yu realized she hadn't been attacked. She mustered the courage to open her eyes, only to witness an incredibly bizarre scene.

A black phantom, like an evil, handsome Witch Dragon, streaked across from the distant playground like a bolt of lightning, biting down with pinpoint precision on that terrifying Golden Silk Face Worm!!

No matter how the Golden Silk Face Worm twisted and contorted its body, the Black Shadow Witch Dragon held it calmly in its jaws, as if it were merely a worm in the beak of a divine bird...

"Whoosh~"

The Black Shadow Witch Dragon was as fast as light. After capturing the Golden Silk Face Worm, it returned to its nest at an incredible speed.

Yu Yu couldn't help but cast her gaze toward the distance. She saw a man in a jacket standing on the playground. The stunning Black Shadow Witch Dragon was returning to the palm of his right hand, slithering back into his body!

Her eyes, pure as mountain snow, instantly melted, and tears of excitement welled up.

Wu Hen stood on the playground. After locking onto the enemy from afar, he couldn't help but make a little heart gesture toward his terrified sister.

"Don't worry, your big brother is here!"

This finger heart gesture sent ripples through the entire campus. Countless female students and teachers had their hearts melted by Wu Hen, and even the dormitory aunt felt as if her youth had been rekindled!

So handsome!!

"Wu Hen, I want to conceive your child!" Someone shouted at the top of their lungs, though it was unclear which student it was.

Wu Hen stood on the sports field, his thoughts in a mess.

Isn't "conceiving a child" a bit too extreme? Besides, you're a male student with a voice like Lu Zhishen!

Caw!

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