This time, Lin Fan is progressing quite smoothly.
He found a sense of satisfaction.
I am worthy of being War God of the Northern Territory who has emerged from countless desperate situations!
Difficulties like these cannot be difficult for you.
Others have had wet intestines! But only I succeeded!
It's just that the fire absorbs the juice, and a strong smell will inevitably come out.
Fortunately, the window was open, so in order to avoid everyone's suspicion, he took the initiative to help himself.
"Suhang The air here isn't very good either. There's a smell coming in."
"Yeah, I've been smelling it for a long time, I guess there's a dung truck nearby."
Qi Taiqing nodded, looked at the apprentice driving and shouted.
"Yang Fei, please close the window for a while, it stinks like hell."
"Okay Master."
It was his apprentice who was driving, and he pressed the switch.
Snap, and soon, the car window was closed.
So Lin Fan instantly turned green and wanted to slap this old guy to death.
Once the window is closed, won't the smell get stronger?
How can I pass the blame?
Less than a minute after the window was closed, the stench inside the car became stronger and stronger.
It's like there's an old man cooking in the car.
Qi Taiqing sitting next to Lin Fan felt the most profound.
He pinched his nose and said after coming back to his senses.
"Oh my God, why does it stink even more after closing the car window? This is the stink coming from the car, not from outside."
Lin Fan deliberately closed his eyes and pretended not to hear.
He really didn't know how to answer this question.
This smell is indeed a bit too strong.
But his fire harvest is almost complete!
There are only four people in the car now.
He, Lin Fan, Ning Shiqin and the apprentice who drove the car.
Qi Taiqing naturally would not have thought that Lin Fan next to him had pooped his pants.
Ning Shiqin He didn't even consider it.
Such a pretty girl.
How is it possible to poop?
So he targeted the apprentice who was driving.
His apprentice is a kid weighing more than 200 pounds, and he is famous on Nine Springs Mountain for being able to eat.
Looking at this apprentice, he shouted angrily.
"Yang Fei, you stupid thing, I told you not to eat randomly, but you just ate it and you pooped your pants."
"An adult who lives to this extent is worse than an animal!"
His voice sounded like a beast.
When I heard Lin Fan, veins popped up on my forehead.
As War God of the Northern Territory, when had he ever been so humiliated?
But he knew that they were not here for him.
So he can only choose to forgive.
Yang Fei was suddenly scolded by his master and said aggrievedly.
"Master, I don't have it. I'm such an old man, how can I poop my pants?"
"Then you mean that I wrongly blamed you? Is there anyone else in this car besides you?"
Qi Taiqing was so angry that his face turned red.
Yang Fei couldn't bear this kind of grievance the most, and he also got angry and roared.
"I really didn't pull it, I can swear poison."
"Whoever takes shit on themselves is a damn son of a bitch."
"Only a beast without parents to teach you can do this..."
Yang Fei was cursing and suddenly realized something.
The master suddenly became critical of himself. Could it be that he was the one responsible?
But for the sake of face, he couldn't admit it, so he let himself take the blame?
If this is really the case, then it would be inappropriate for me to scold him like this.
Moreover, Master, he is old, and it is human nature that he cannot control his sphincter.
As a disciple, it is only right that he help the old man take the blame.
Suddenly enlightened, Yang Fei reacted immediately and quickly changed his words.
"Master, I'm sorry, I really have a stomachache today..."
"You are an unworthy beast, just do the things that beasts do."
Qi Taiqing hates that iron cannot become steel.
Taught an apprentice who pooped on his body.
He felt that all his hard work over the past ten years might as well have been used to raise a dog.
The dog also knows how to pull outside.
After Lin Fan guessed what Yang Fei was thinking, he breathed a long sigh of relief.
Fortunately, this kid has a conscious mind and knows how to come out and take the blame.
Regarding this point, I will have to teach him a thing or two later.
Just when he thought he had escaped.
Ning Shiqin, who was sitting in the passenger seat, covered his nose and said.
"No, the smell is not coming from Junior Brother Yang Fei."
"Ah?"
As soon as Ning Shiqin opened his mouth, Qi Taiqing was stunned.
Wasn't his apprentice pulling it?
But I didn't pull it myself.
It can't be Lin Fan, right? He is a master of the Earth Realm in the mid-term, but he can't even control chrysanthemums?
He smelled it hard, and it seemed to be the smell emanating from Lin Fan.
I saw several people looking at me.
Lin Fan expressionlessly reached out and opened the window on his side.
Then he reached out and opened the car window next to Qi Taiqing.
Because the distance was slightly further, he had to lift his buttocks and move his body.
This movement.
It's like having an unintentional draft.
However, being lonely and arrogant leads to mountain torrents.
When a series of farts resounded throughout the world.
"(=°Д°=)!!!"
Qi Taiqing, who was sitting next to him, was so frightened that he screamed.
"Σ_(OཀO"∠)!"
Yang Fei, who was driving in the front, slammed on the brakes and stopped the car on the side of the road, retching loudly.
Ning Shiqin simply opened the car door and rushed out, his face turned pale from the smoke.
After she got off the car.
Qi Taiqing and Yang Fei also quickly opened the car door and rushed out.
The three of them ran to the side of the road and breathed in fresh air with all their strength. Their eyes looked at the car with a bit of fear.
This Mr. Lin is indeed a master in the middle stage of the Earth Realm.
Diarrhea is so extraordinary!
"Master, can I still have this car?"
Yang Fei asked with a sad face, this is a new Audi he bought not long ago.
"You still miss you... yue."
Qi Taiqing retched again before he finished speaking.
The three of them waited on the roadside for almost five minutes.
The expressionless Lin Fan got out of the car.
He took off his coat and wrapped it around his waist, hiding his horrible pants.
"Mr. Lin, were you tricked by that kid during the fight?"
Qi Taiqing wanted to win over Lin Fan, so he quickly walked over to help him out.
As soon as he leaned over, he couldn't help but retched again.
Lin Fan's face is as black as ink.
he said angrily.
"This guy is extremely vicious. He deliberately plotted against me during the fight, causing me to be humiliated today. I will definitely let Tang Family repay this revenge with his blood!"
"Yes, let him pay with blood! Beat the shit out of him too."
Yang Fei shouted from the side.
He wanted to build a good relationship with Lin Fan and ask him to pay for his car later.
"..."
Qi Taiqing turned around and glared at his apprentice fiercely.
What a fool! I won't pick up any pot!
Lin Fan is already numb and can't even get angry about this.
He said expressionlessly, "I have some things to do, so I'll leave first. I'll contact a few of you later."
After saying that, he quickly rushed back to the hotel where he was staying.
After returning to the hotel, I took a good shower.
Lin Fan was sitting on the sofa wearing a bathrobe, his face a little gloomy.
He thought that with his own strength, he could walk sideways back to Huaxia and complete the mission easily.
I didn't expect that the plan would go so wrong!
That guy named Tang Yu is completely different from the one in the information!
Doesn't it mean that he is a rich young man?
How could an ordinary young man beat himself up like this?
"We have to change our thinking. I'm afraid that the problem cannot be solved by force alone. We have to use wisdom to solve it. Huaxia is still different after all."
He muttered something to himself and calculated it silently in his mind.
Like a poisonous snake entrenched in the darkness.