" Young Master Tang, when are you going to let us over?"
" Chi Yin secretly went to sleep in your bed yesterday."
"You ask me how I know?"
"Because I sleep in your bed too."
Listening to the voice messages Ling Han sent on WeChat.
Tang Yu was both amused and exasperated.
These two girls have been sending me WeChat messages all the time lately.
I asked myself if I was cold or hot here, if it was raining, and if I was bored all alone.
Tang Yu knew perfectly well what these two girls were thinking.
Come back in a few days.
After thinking for a moment, Tang Yu replied to them.
After receiving Tang Yu's reply.
At home, Chi Yin and Ling Han immediately cheered and hugged each other, rolling around happily.
They were so bored they were practically rotting away while Young Master Tang was away.
After having their fun, the two women quickly grabbed their suitcases and packed their things.
Yes! It has to be over in three days at most! Not a single day more!
Just as Tang Yu was happily lying in bed playing on her phone...
A figure easily scaled the wall like a gecko and climbed onto Tang Yu's bedroom balcony.
After landing on the balcony, the Empress carefully held her breath to avoid being noticed by Tang Yu inside the house.
The balcony door wasn't closed, and the black curtains conveniently blocked her view, preventing her from being discovered.
She listened carefully to the sounds coming from the bedroom and could tell that he was scrolling through short videos.
"The opportunity has arrived."
She pulled out a gleaming dagger, her eyes filled with anticipation and excitement.
Today I must be thoroughly humiliated by this guy... no, I must kill this despicable man who dared to insult me!
After deliberately concealing her breathing, she crawled under the curtains.
Tang Yu, lying on the bed, was laughing so hard she was convulsing.
"Go to hell, you bastard!"
Just as Tang Yu was laughing happily, a sharp shout suddenly rang in her ears.
The Empress suddenly lunged at Tang Yu Tang Yu with her knife, about to stab him in the chest, but her eyes held a hint of anticipation.
As expected.
The stab failed to injure Tang Yu, as it was blocked by an invisible layer of qi.
She released the knife and punched Tang Yu in the eye.
"It's you again, you stinking sow!"
Tang Yu snapped out of her daze, blocked the punch, and then kicked the Empress in the stomach without mercy.
After he kicked her against the wall, the entire villa seemed to shake slightly.
Despite being mercilessly kicked away by Tang Yu, the Empress was not seriously injured.
The cultivation method she practiced from childhood was relatively unique.
In addition to being fast and flexible, it can also significantly reduce force and damage.
"Damn it, you think you're so great, huh? You even chased me all the way to Yanjing."
After kicking the guy away.
Tang Yu jumped off the bed and stomped the Empress under his foot.
"You beast, let me go!"
"You bastard, I will definitely find a chance to kill you."
"You dare humiliate me like this? I'll never forgive you!"
After being trampled under Tang Yu's feet
The Empress cursed incessantly, her body trembling with excitement.
This man is absolutely monstrous!
He showed absolutely no mercy when it came to a beautiful woman like himself.
Especially that kick when we met.
What man would attack a woman's stomach?
This guy did it, and without the slightest hesitation!!!
So baby hot!
[I'm truly speechless at how utterly depraved this woman is.]
[God showered the world with wisdom; she was probably carrying an umbrella.]
After pinning the thing down, Tang Yu began to think about how to deal with it.
Eavesdropping on Tang Yu's inner thoughts.
The Empress was so excited she almost fainted. Despite the sweltering heat, she felt as if she had drunk an ice-cold drink; all her fatigue vanished and she was full of energy. This society has truly improved.
This man is so monstrous!
He actually came up with more than ten ways to humiliate himself!
I absolutely cannot let him get away with this!
My life's goal is to assassinate him!
As she was thinking, Tang Yu suddenly felt a little hungry and wanted to go downstairs to get something to eat.
He chuckled and pressed firmly on a certain acupoint on the Empress's shoulder.
After this point...
The Empress's internal energy could no longer circulate, and much of her physical strength had been drained.
"What are you trying to do to me, you bastard? Are you trying to control me and then... you know... me? I won't give in."
The Empress immediately shouted excitedly.
"You're dreaming! Do you think a handsome guy like me would be so easy for you? Don't you even smell how awful you are? Even a pig wouldn't be interested in you."
Tang Yu spat out a disdainful remark.
This humiliation made the Empress feel so beautiful she was practically bubbling with ecstasy, and she felt dizzy and lightheaded.
Awesome! Great! Ah!
"Master... you bastard, what do you want to do to me?"
The Empress bit her lip and asked, almost mispronouncing the word.
[Is this guy trying to call me master?]
Holy crap, that's insane!
Tang Yu thought to herself that this was a pervert, and then spoke up.
"I'm a law-abiding citizen and I wouldn't commit murder, but letting you go like this would be too lenient."
"So I'm giving you a chance. If you can complete the mission, I'll let you go."
Upon hearing the word "mission," the Empress's ears practically perked up.
She said excitedly.
"What mission?"
"I twisted my ankle when I kicked you earlier, and now I don't want to walk, so you have to carry me downstairs, and sing the theme song from Journey to the West on the way."
Tang Yu pointed towards the doorway.
The Empress's eyes lit up. Was she being used like a horse?
And he has to sing himself?
She hadn't watched Journey to the West for many years, so how could she possibly remember the theme song?
"I can't remember how to sing it..."
She said weakly.
"If I said you were a pig, you really were a pig. Let me teach you a few things: you carry the load, and I'll lead the horse..."
Tang Yu sang a few lines with a look of disappointment on her face.
After listening to Tang Yu sing like that...
The Empress's DNA immediately kicked in, recalling the entire song.
With a look of humiliation on her face, she got down on all fours and began to sing.
"Speak louder! You think you can command a warship if you're this quiet? Don't be afraid of embarrassment. What's wrong with singing childhood classics out loud?"
Tang Yu sternly rebuked him and casually took down the guitar hanging on the wall.
Then he plopped down on the Empress's back.
At this moment, the Empress's internal energy and physical strength had been restricted by Tang Yu's acupressure.
Tang Yu's sudden slump was too much for her to handle.
Not to mention that she had to sing while carrying this freakish man downstairs.
But supported by strong mental fortitude and an unprecedented experience of excitement.
She gritted her teeth and carried Tang Yu, who weighed nearly seventy kilograms.
We went down the villa's stairs step by step.
"You carry the load, I ride my horse, welcoming the sunrise and seeing off the sunset."
"Smooth out the bumpy road to pave the way; fight through the hardships and set off again, set off again."
"La..."
She sang loudly as she walked downstairs.
Tang Yu, who was sitting cross-legged on her back, picked up a guitar and started playing to accompany her.
In a sense.
This can be considered a harmonious union.
If someone were to film this scene with their phone and post it online...
Tang Yu will likely become the target of online bullying from the entire nation.
This is something no human being could do.
The nickname "Scum Yu" will probably never be erased from his memory.