A Day Without a Beating, and They'll Tear Down the Roof

The dignified sect master of the Joyous Union Sect was a thin-skinned, hopelessly romantic older maiden.

Other than those fairly familiar with Liu Yanlan, probably few people would have believed it.

After all, in outsiders' eyes, the Joyous Union Sect was a sect that held orgies anytime, anywhere, and invited everyone along. Wouldn't its sect master be even more extraordinary?

Rumors like this could be heard everywhere. Whenever cultivators gathered and mentioned the Joyous Union Sect, they would all reveal knowing smiles.

When younger cultivators unfamiliar with such things asked about it, these cultivators would start recounting all sorts of gossip they had heard. Anyone listening might think they had personally visited the Joyous Union Sect.

Still, complaints were one thing.

Whenever the Joyous Union Sect recruited disciples, the ratio of male to female applicants was nine to one.

People might say no, but their bodies were honest.

Unfortunately, the Joyous Union Sect valued aptitude when accepting disciples, so most applicants were eliminated. Those who failed bore grudges and spread the rumors even more vigorously, making the sect's reputation all the more... questionable.

Seeing their sect master's bashful expression and slightly evasive gaze, so unlike her usual dignified bearing—

These Joyous Union Sect elders, all experienced women, naturally understood at once.

"Congratulations on your breakthrough, Sect Master. Reaching the Fusion Realm at such a young age—the future of our Joyous Union Sect is bright."

"Congratulations, Sect Master. It seems our Joyous Union Sect's second Grand Ascension expert will emerge soon. May the patriarch bless us."

"Why stop at the second? The vice sect master has broken through as well. Senior sister and junior brother breaking through together—what a joyous occasion."

"It's certainly quite wet."

All the elders present were women, and they were rather uninhibited. As they chatted, the conversation