The young Taoist gave a bitter smile and rubbed her face, then looked at Tang Yu. "Big Brother, why did you get out of the carriage?"
"To pee. Want to join me?"
As Tang Yu spoke, he had already walked to the riverbank and started untying his trousers. When he said he needed to pee, he meant it.
"..."
The young Taoist hurriedly turned her head away. She truly couldn't bear to look.
Two rows of willows grew along the riverbank. When the river wind blew, willow catkins filled the sky and smacked Tang Yu right in the face.
"Good thing the wind isn't too strong. Otherwise, it'd blow my piss back onto me, and that'd be a problem."
Being an optimist, Tang Yu felt rather fortunate. Otherwise, he would have ended up peeing all over himself.
After taking care of his bodily needs, Tang Yu returned to the carriage looking thoroughly relieved. "Little sis, cherish the time before you reach fasting cultivation. You only live like a real person before fasting cultivation—you get to experience the joys of eating, drinking, pissing, and shitting."
"I can understand eating and drinking, but pissing and shitting aren't necessary, are they?"
"Idiot, what's the point of eating and drinking without pissing and shitting? It's like doing foreplay without getting to the main event. That won't do."
"..."
After spending so much time around Tang Yu, the young Taoist had been corrupted quite badly too. She was beginning to understand what those terms meant.
She chose to remain silent, lest her pure heart be further polluted.
A willow leaf drifted down on the wind and landed right on the young Taoist's lap.
The young Taoist picked up the emerald-green willow leaf, a touch of a smile appearing on her face. "Big Brother, look. The