Honkai Impact: Exposing Myself First
Chapter 184

Chapter 184

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The chibi version of Yuzu seemed quite afraid of her, nodding hurriedly before continuing.

[Sparkle Sister.]

[Um.]

Why don't you announce today's video title?

[Oh, is that okay?]

[Sure!]

Okay, today's title is. "Let's all watch Little Purple Haired!"

Sparkle took the remote control and pressed a button on the large screen on the wall.

A title appeared, "Acheron: A New God of Nothingness That Is Not Nothingness at All," and was immediately crossed out and replaced with the title that Sparkle said.

Look~ this is the Little Purple Haired one~

Then, in the blink of an eye...

A large illustration appeared on the screen, like a poster or a title page, with an ethereal and empty charm; it depicted a woman holding a red paper umbrella.

Long purple hair, eyes as calm as still water.

It has half a shoulder armor.

The base layer is an outfit that is slightly tailored, similar to a samurai uniform.

Asymmetrical boots accentuate long, slender legs.

A large katana, almost two or three meters long, is hard to miss.

But strangely enough, it seemed that with just one glance, the world and everything else lost their color, with only the red oil-paper umbrella remaining as the sole ray of light.

Everything was gray and white.

Like a gray-black vortex, it was swirling everything in reverse, threatening to devour and gradually consume all things in the universe.

"What... what is this?!"

"Is this the woman named Acheron?"

"..."

"This is no longer a question of whether it's pretty or not..."

"The Void Star God... feels more terrifying than the other Star Gods!"

"..."

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180. Sparkle: Little Yuzu, don't cry!

Once upon a time, there was Little Purple Haired.

She was bullied by a Big Roasted Egg.

[She cried and screamed~]

[...]

She has a Sparkle, mischievous smile, but she doesn't seem like a bad woman at all.

If I had to say something, she looked... like a Little Demon Girl.

[Huh?]

The chibi-style Little Yuzu screamed, seemingly startled by what Sparkle had said.

However, Sparkle ignored it all.

He continued speaking in a playful tone.

[Then...]

[The Little Purple Haired angrily drew his sword, tears welling in his eyes, and chased after Egg, hacking and slashing everywhere.]

[I keep hacking and slashing, but I can't hit anything... It's so frustrating.]

[...]

She laughed.

So, having no other choice, she found her younger husband.

[My husband said, "Baby, don't cry. Watch me bring back the hard-boiled egg, and I'll let you kick it around like a ball."]

[...]

[Then!]

The most powerful star god of his generation has fallen.

[It became Little Purple Haired's hand warmer and little pillow...]

Congratulations! Congratulations!

[...]

"???"

"..."

"?"

"Ah?"

"Oo"

"..."

Offline.

Audiences from all over the world stared at each other, completely bewildered.

Caught off guard.

Even online, they're doing it one by one.

Question marks are everywhere.

When I type a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, it's that you have a problem?!

"This... must be a joke, right?"

"O messenger of pleasure, you know what I mean~"

"..."

"Exactly! Experts have analyzed it all. If you take pleasure seriously, you've already lost!"

"..."

"The Void Star Gods must be among the strongest, right?"

"I'd rather believe they fought until the very foundations of the universe were destroyed, and only then would the victor be remembered as the one who lost."

"Exactly! The Old God are dead, New God Ascended. That's right!"

"..."

He held a wine glass, drank heartily, and stood on the table, talking animatedly.

Some banged on the table, arguing their case forcefully.

And in the video on the sky screen.

After a moment of stunned silence, the Little Yuzu seemed to finally come to its senses.

In a panic, she almost pounced on the Sparkle doll.

[Sparkle- sama!]

[Um?]

[Sparkle Sister...]

[Um...]

What's up, Little Yuzu?

Sparkle smiled broadly, like a little fox who had stolen a chick.

Miss Yuzu was even more devastated.

Please don't disrupt my rhythm!

[...]

[And that's not how it is... You'll have to take responsibility for this!]

[It's alright~ Let them find the Sparkle!]

Sparkle aren't afraid of anything.

If she were afraid, she wouldn't be the Masked Fool.

"I think I understand now, it's all this guy's doing." Kiana's Mother couldn't help but shake her head.

But Mobius said, "Not entirely. At least most of them, or at least the most basic ones, should match up."

"In other words, it was indeed Acheron who declared war on the original Star God of Nothingness, and then received Kiana's help..."

Conductor Vill-V crossed her arms over her chest, accentuating her exaggerated curves, and then cutely adjusted her non-prescription glasses.

In the real world.

Many experts, scholars, and elites have carefully analyzed the data and arrived at their own conclusions.

At the same time.

Miss Yuzu spoke.

This has indeed been proven.

Okay~ fine~

Although... we must admit it.

[What Sister Sparkle said lightly and casually, sounding like a joke, is indeed a generally acceptable statement.]

That's indeed the case.

However, it's not that much of a joke!

[...]

The Little Yuzu paused for a moment before getting to the point.

[In fact, Miss Acheron's real name is Raiden Wangkou Shou Mei.]

[Among them, the Wangkou Shou is an official title.]

Strictly speaking, her name should be Raiden Mei.

[...]

"Raiden Mei?"

"Okay, okay..."

"The name hasn't even changed!!"

"..."

"Honkai Impact 3rd Mei is saying, 'Am I really that awesome? Is this really me?'"

"Another-world counterpart, kid!"

"..."

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