Honkai Impact: Exposing Myself First
Chapter 234

Chapter 234

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#Young Lady: Simple, I'll just become a god!#

#This time, I'm winning by doing nothing#

All the trending search terms are related to Kiana.

Recently, many celebrities have been planning to take advantage of the calm before the storm hits and when things are peaceful to make it onto the trending topics list.

That's good now.

It was sent away immediately!

They were in a terrible state.

Even trending on social media requires consideration: Has the Young Lady made any new moves? Has a new Great Honkai occurred? Has the government relocated its citizens? Or has the celestial curtain appeared?

But nowadays...

My heart, which had been hanging in suspense, finally died.

Ironically, they did feel happy.

"Great! The Honkai is gone, and the Honkai Sickness will be gone too! Great! That's wonderful!"

"This guy really woke up to find it was already dawn!"

"..."

Before.

Everyone worries, never knowing when something might happen. It may seem safe now, but what about later? What if something does?

What if I suddenly die?

Who would want to?!

People with higher status, more power, and more money are more afraid of death.

Now it's all good!

Don't worry...

"Honkai Energy be rendered harmless? I don't really understand, but! I know! The Honkai zombie and Honkai Beast will all be gone, right?"

"Is that right?!"

"..."

Ha!

This feels so comfortable!

Now when you walk alone at night, you don't have to worry about some adorable little guy suddenly jumping out and slapping you.

That's great!

The Young Lady herself admitted that she had resolved the Honkai.

Honkai 3rd resolved, a new era is about to begin.

"..."

According to reliable sources, the Young Lady has abolished Honkai; now, she is the embodiment of Honkai!

"..."

News, media.

Forums, Twitter...

Private or state media.

Everyone is racing against time to report on this matter.

In places with advanced information technology, people naturally find out sooner.

In places where information is underdeveloped, members of various countries, organizations, and government agencies also send people there, just like messengers in ancient times, calling out to each and every one of them.

In a short time.

The atmosphere online is festive.

Offline, it's even more of a carnival.

In many places, people spontaneously began to take to the streets in protest.

In many places, the boss would simply wave his hand and give everyone a day off, then treat everyone to drinks.

Even bars and streets came out, excitedly shouting.

Everyone was drinking together on the street.

Goods? Price? Why do I need to pay?! Just take it, I'm happy!

In some places, nighttime is perfect! Nighttime is the best time to have fun.

In some places, it's daytime, so that's fine! Daytime is okay too.

In the early hours of the morning, many people were woken up by the noise, took out their phones, and were immediately jolted awake, unable to fall back asleep.

Standing on the balcony, a monkey cried out, and instantly, all around, in the residential area, various monkey calls echoed back, as if the entire neighborhood had turned into a zoo.

I'm so happy!

Good evening, viewers!

"I am Xiao Qin, a reporter from Shenzhou TV."

"..."

Kiana and the others watched TV together.

I saw on TV, a news broadcast, showing scenes from the capital.

"We can see! Because of Young Lady, the Honkai has been confirmed to be over, and all the residents have taken to the streets for a joyous parade!"

Reporter Xiao Qin was also very excited.

The scene is filled with countless people, decorated with lanterns and colorful streamers, performing dragon and lion dances, shouting and waving flags.

The vibrant colors are dazzling.

In fact, as a major economic city in Shenzhou, Canghai City has a large number of residents.

Fortunately, the place where Kiana and the others lived was relatively quiet, and they were surrounded by government officials who were taking care of them, so they didn't dare to make a sound.

Otherwise!

It will definitely be noisy on their side too.

"Let's wait a minute! Let's go join in the fun! It looks so lively!" Elysia loved lively atmospheres, and she suggested this as she slightly clasped her hands together.

Kiana smiled indulgently and nodded.

Since there are cognitive intervention techniques available, there's no need to worry about being recognized.

Sharing joy with the people is also a kind of pleasure.

"Brother!"

On television.

Reporter Xiao Qin found a friend.

What are your thoughts on the end of Honkai?

"All I want to say is, Young Lady is awesome!" Big brother doesn't play games with you at all.

Very enthusiastic.

He grabbed the microphone directly.

"I was suffering from Honkai Sickness, but today, it rained, I got soaked, and now I'm all better!"

That's true.

Kiana to godhood, benefiting all beings.

The whole world, whether human or animal, has received her blessing.

Like a gentle rain from heaven, this is just the most common type.

Whether it's a desert turning into an oasis, or rivers becoming clear, resources becoming abundant, crops plentiful, and the weather becoming favorable.

Everything you can imagine has happened today. Even if it's only for a very short time.

It is still incredibly inspiring.

Next.

The woman we interviewed was even more remarkable.

"Let me tell you, all those Bodhisattvas and gods are useless! You don't even have faith in the real god, Young Lady, so it's no wonder you don't receive any blessings."

"So?" Reporter Xiao Qin was taken aback.

Before the woman could say anything,

The elderly group around her enthusiastically showed off their gear.

There is a jade statue of Kiana.

There is a beautiful painting by Kiana.

Some of Kiana's Jade pendants even feature her image on them.

Is this the surrounding area?

No...

This can no longer be considered part of the surrounding area!

This is clearly meant for offerings!

Who knows?

The women nodded affirmatively, speaking in unison.

"Thanks to the Young Lady, my back doesn't ache and my legs don't hurt. I'm going to worship the Young Lady! I pray that the Young Lady will bless my son so that he can marry a good wife."

"Yes, yes, three sticks of incense a day, and you'll be healthy for life!"

"The Young Lady has done so much for us, there's nothing to thank her for. Offering incense every day is better than those useless gods and Buddhas."

"..."

However.

In fact, this kind of thinking is not unique to these middle-aged women.

Many people online have mentioned it, but it's impossible to know who said it first.

But since everyone thinks this makes a lot of sense.

The Young Lady must be treated with utmost respect.

In ancient times, wouldn't someone who isn't a saint have an immortality tablet erected for them?

Then.

That was a crazy move, and it really was a crazy move.

However, their respect and affection for the Young Lady were also genuine and without any pretense.

PS1: First update delivered, three more to come, keep it up!

227. The canopy is revealed; it's finally here.

"The Young Lady is the True God."

"..."

"My mom finally stopped thinking of me as trash after seeing how I fawn over the Young Lady."

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