Honkai Impact: Exposing Myself First
Chapter 89

Chapter 89

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That's all for this video.

[...]

Hmm~

As usual, here's a preview for the next episode!

[Let me think... In the Old Era calendar era, the Young Lady's harem only has Aponia and Vilvi left. Which one should we start with? Let's vote!]

1. Aponia

[2. Vilvi]

[...]

[I'll decide the content for the next episode based on everyone's votes.]

[...]

Right now.

The little Vita figure suddenly interrupted the uploader's spellcasting.

The little girl raised her hand.

What if both sides receive the same number of votes?

[Then let's update both at the same time!]

Ms. Vup answered subconsciously, then realized she might have said something wrong and covered her mouth.

"Okay, I understand!"

"So where exactly is the voting button?!"

"..."

"Damn it, we people from the past also have human rights! We want to tip, we want to like, give us the channel!"

"..."

Some people find it amusing.

Some people continued to shout.

Same as always.

Shout, shout.

Shouting at the sky until your throat is hoarse is no use.

So annoying~

Just when everyone thought it was over.

It's not over yet.

The chibi version of Vita is still causing trouble.

Why are you only listing the harems of the Finality from the Old Era period?

[This means that girls like me and Griseo, who joined later, don't get any screen time at all!]

[...]

This is biased and goes too far!

[...]

Projecting.

Miss Yuzu was helpless.

[Because what I initially created was intended to focus on the Young Lady's harem and introduce everyone to interesting stories from the Old Era.]

[Don't we already know about many things that happened during the New Era period?]

[If we only consider the Old Era period, you definitely won't be included!]

[...]

"So I want to know, how many wives does the Young Lady actually have?"

"It's definitely an enviable number."

"..."

"Mobius, the Sakura Rin sisters, Elysia, Jana, Eden, Aponia, Vilvi ..."

"There are so many just in the so-called Old Era period."

What about the New Era period?

"..."

Some are dying of drought, while others are dying of flooding.

Some people are still single.

Some people's kidneys are already cursing them out.

Hot topics.

The Old Era period seems to have only lasted five or six thousand years, and we are currently in the late Old Era period.

However, the New Era period is about 55,000 years.

The contrast is incredible.

Therefore, I have an idea.

Vita the little man made the suggestion with a smile.

[Let's dedicate a separate episode to this, a bonus episode, to give everyone a proper overview of the Young Lady's entire harem, and a brief introduction.]

[Are we using both the Old Era and New Era together?]

The content creator raised an eyebrow.

[Certainly!]

The chibi version of Vita is eager to try it out, Griseo has already covered her face.

Since you've spent so many episodes listing the Young Lady's harem, some people must be wondering, just how many people are in Young Lady harem, and who are they?

Right?

[...]

"Yes, yes, yes! I want to see it!"

"We want to see!"

"..."

Some people are just there to see beautiful women.

Some people want to see the composition of the future Young Lady's harem in order to judge what the future situation will be like.

You can always see some clues.

Just like the harem of ancient emperors, do you think it was all about looks? It was always a complex system with many concubines, and family background also played a role.

True commoner queens are extremely rare.

However, there's nothing wrong here.

Besides Jana, who can compete with Elysia for the position of the main wife.

I doubt there's anyone else like it.

However.

Elysia was the one shouting the loudest down below.

This makes many people really think that it shouldn't be the Young Lady's harem, but rather Elysia's harem.

What are you looking at?

The Young Lady also belongs to Elysia.

Is there a problem?

"You're amazing!" Hen gave a thumbs up.

Take a look at Kiana over there.

Kiana pretended to be helpless, but in reality, she was already used to it.

And at this time.

Vita continued as if she were informing on someone.

Raise your index finger.

[You don't know yet, do you, Little Yuzu?]

[Ah?]

PS1: This is the third update. One more to come! On and on!

091. The more wives Young Lady has, the more stable her emotions become.

Our Young Lady is quite a greedy girl.

Vita feigned distress, as if complaining about her husband's disobedience.

However, it's not her fault.

[Details~]

The content creator immediately got excited.

He handed me the microphone and told me to sit up straight and listen.

She controls destiny, manipulates the world, can observe the past and future, and controls all things.

But you know, the future is constantly changing. Every moment, countless vast Worldline are constantly being created or quietly disappearing.

She observes those Worldline, manipulates the future, and makes the entire world, the entire universe, a better place.

[...]

[But!]

Because they are constantly in this state of absolute, high-dimensional deification, like creators, it is easy for them to diminish their own existence from the perspective of upper-level narrators.

Therefore, she needs an anchor point.

[To solidify oneself.]

[...]

The chibi version of Vita, through the lens, seems to be able to see people in the real world directly, as if it's intentional, deliberately telling them these things.

[You mean... anchor point, is it... girls like you? Her harem of wives?]

Yuzu understood somewhat.

But I was still somewhat surprised.

Vita smiled and shrugged.

What else?

She will add the girls she likes to her harem. Although it's not simply a collection, the more girls she has, the happier she becomes.

It's like finding even a little bit of joy in life.

[...]

Perhaps because she was once alone, she longs even more for more people to accompany her, for more family.

[...]

The Miss Content Creator suddenly realized something.

[I recall that historical records from the Old Era calendar state that her parents, and even other family members, died in the successive Great Honkai.]

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