Douluo: God King Tang San? Taste My Buddha's Fury Lotus!
Chapter 3

A Teacher-Student Role-Play Between Tang Ya and Beibei...

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Meanwhile, elsewhere.

Huo Yuhao had no idea that he hadn't followed the path he usually would have.

Killing that evil servant would bring him some trouble down the line.

But even if Huo Yuhao had known, he wouldn't have cared.

Huo Yuhao and Xiao Wu ran at full speed. After about three days, they finally reached the edge of Star Dou Forest.

At last, Huo Yuhao had a chance to catch his breath.

He sat down on a large rock.

Xiao Wu stood obediently beside him.

She was panting with exhaustion, too. Her small chest rose and fell slightly, and sweat had dampened her clothes, giving her a rather alluring appearance.

Huo Yuhao naturally took a couple of glances.

After all, she was a pretty girl. Of course he'd admire the view.

Xiao Wu looked at Huo Yuhao and suddenly smiled sweetly. "Yuhao, I can give my body to you now."

Huo Yuhao coughed awkwardly. "Um, there's no need for that right now. We don't have the right setting for it."

Hearing that, Xiao Wu nodded obediently. "All right. When we have a soft bed someday, I'll serve you, Yuhao."

Huo Yuhao felt a little awkward again.

But then he changed the subject. "Do you know where you came from?"

Xiao Wu thought for a moment before replying, "I only know that I'm a transformed Hundred-Thousand-Year Soft Bone Rabbit, and I know a little about how Soft Bone Rabbits live. I don't know anything else."

"But I do know that you're everything to me, Yuhao!"

Huo Yuhao nodded. "All right. You're mine. I'll protect you from now on. No one will dare bully you."

Xiao Wu obediently nodded again. "Okay. I want to have bunny babies with you, Yuhao."

Huo Yuhao's mouth twitched, but he didn't have time to dwell on it.

At that moment,

Huo Yuhao began studying the Profound Rank Dou Technique the system had given him—Bajibeng.

Before long,

Huo Yuhao walked toward Star Dou Forest with Xiao Wu, searching for things to use as targets while he practiced...

As time passed, another day went by in the blink of an eye.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Huo Yuhao practiced Bajibeng in the outer reaches of Star Dou Forest, striking the trees.

He suddenly threw a punch, and waves of air surged and overlapped in midair.

With a crack, a tree as thick as a barrel snapped in half a short distance away.

That strike was equivalent to an attack from a Two-Ring Soul Grandmaster.

He had only just mastered Bajibeng. As his Soul Power continued to increase, its power would grow even greater.

After all, Doupo Continent utterly overwhelmed Douluo Continent, a plane with an exceptionally high hydrogen content.

So naturally, Dou Techniques and Soul Power differed tremendously in strength.

They simply weren't on the same level.

"Yuhao, you're amazing."

Xiao Wu came over to Huo Yuhao and smiled sweetly.

Looking at her adorable expression, Huo Yuhao pinched her cheek. "Of course. I'm awesome."

Just then, Xiao Wu rose onto her tiptoes and suddenly kissed Huo Yuhao on the lips.

"Yuhao, this is your reward."

She spoke with a mischievous little smile.

Huo Yuhao froze, then quickly recovered. "That's not quite enough of a reward."

Xiao Wu's eyes sparkled. How about she gave her body to Yuhao that night?

Huo Yuhao took a look at Xiao Wu. Her chest wasn't particularly full, but her backside was shapely.

But soon, Huo Yuhao shook his head. "Let's give it some time."

Xiao Wu pouted. "I've cultivated for a hundred thousand years. I don't need to grow up anymore. If I keep growing, I'll get old."

Then,

Xiao Wu glanced at a certain part of Huo Yuhao, her expression half teasing, half curious. "Or did you mean I'm not too small, but that some part of you is? I think it should be plenty big, though."

"But it wouldn't matter if it were small. Rabbits usually finish in two or three breaths. You're human, Yuhao, so you must be good at that sort of thing. You can make up for it with stamina, at least."

Huo Yuhao's mouth twitched.

What kind of outrageous talk was that?

Huo Yuhao suddenly realized Xiao Wu shouldn't be called a Soft Bone Rabbit. A more fitting name might be a Perverted Rabbit.

Besides, rabbits were already incredibly fertile, weren't they?

Didn't they have a pretty high sex drive, too?

But Huo Yuhao shook his head and stopped thinking about it.

Xiao Wu continued, "Yuhao, there's a river nearby. I'll catch a few fish. How about we try grilling them?"

"Sure." Huo Yuhao nodded at that.

Grilled fish was practically a built-in skill of his!

Then Huo Yuhao followed Xiao Wu to the river.

Xiao Wu caught the fish. As a Soft Bone Rabbit, she was incredibly fast and caught two or three in the blink of an eye.

Huo Yuhao didn't hesitate either. He took out a fire starter and lit a fire.

Just then, Huo Yuhao suddenly thought of something.

He was about to ask the system where the Sky Dream Ice Silkworm was.

But at that moment, the system's voice suddenly rang out.

[ Ding! The host is about to meet Beibei and Tang Ya. Choose one of the following options.

Option One: Continue catching fish as usual, wait for Tang Ya and Beibei to arrive, and naturally invite them to eat fish. ]

[ Reward for completing the option: One copy of Nalan Yanran's engagement-breaking letter (rubbed copy). ]

Huo Yuhao heard the reward and his mouth twitched. What would he need that letter for?

[ Ding! Option Two: Meet Beibei and Tang Ya and earn their surprise points. If the surprise points exceed 10, receive the Dou Technique Explosive Step (Profound Rank, Mid Grade). ]

[ Option Three: Don't grill fish. Make a run for it. ]

[ Reward for completing the option: Dou Technique Flame Blowing Palm (incomplete version)—A Young Wife's Passion. ]

Huo Yuhao chose option two without hesitation.

At the same time, he felt a little speechless.

Why was this system always going on about "beautiful married women" and "young wives"?

But Huo Yuhao only thought that to himself. The system had some peculiar tastes.

Then Huo Yuhao grilled the fish while trying to figure out how to surprise Beibei and Tang Ya.

Before long, an idea came to him. He immediately looked at Xiao Wu. "Xiao Wu, come here. I need to tell you something."

Xiao Wu nodded obediently and leaned close to his ear.

Huo Yuhao immediately whispered something to her...

A moment later,

Xiao Wu looked a little confused, though her cheeks also reddened. "Yuhao, why do we have to do this? It doesn't seem right."

Huo Yuhao said, "To give them a surprise."

Xiao Wu nodded again. "Okay. Whatever you say, Yuhao."

Then Xiao Wu got up and sat to one side. Huo Yuhao didn't do anything else, either. They waited for the pair who were teacher and student in name only...

Before long, the grilled fish began to give off an enticing aroma.

At the same time, a surprised voice suddenly came from nearby.

"Beibei, that smells so good! Let's go take a look."

As the clear voice rang out, the bushes nearby began to rustle.

Then,

Huo Yuhao pretended to turn around in surprise. At once, he spotted a young man and woman. The man had light-blue hair and a smile on his face that made him seem warm and approachable.

The girl wore her long hair in a ponytail that hung down her back, much like Xiao Wu's.

The two were none other than Tang Ya and Beibei, who were in the middle of a teacher-student role-play...

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