Douluo: God King Tang San? Taste My Buddha's Fury Lotus!
Chapter 34

The Explosive Teaching Materials of Shrek Academy

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Wang Dong looked at Huo Yuhao and raised an eyebrow, "Hey, what are you looking at?"

Huo Yuhao smiled, "Watching you eat sugar. Why do you need three scoops?"

Wang Dong coughed lightly, "I like it this way. The sweetness is just right, it suits my taste. What, do you want some?"

As Wang Dong spoke, he reached out to add three scoops of sugar for Huo Yuhao.

Seeing this, Huo Yuhao immediately shook his head; he certainly didn't like three scoops of sugar.

Following that, Huo Yuhao began to eat something that resembled a hot dog.

Just like that, before long, everyone finished eating and returned to the classroom.

Upon returning to the classroom, Huo Yuhao noticed that no one liked to sit in the front rows.

Because of Zhou Yi, with that stern, old-lady face of hers, they didn't want to be too close.

Therefore, the back rows were completely full, while the front rows were left wide open.

Huo Yuhao felt helpless and could only choose a seat in the front.

To his left was Xiao Wu, to his right was Wang Dong, and to Wang Dong's right was Xiao Xiao.

Not long after, Zhou Yi arrived, and things went exactly as Huo Yuhao had anticipated.

As soon as Zhou Yi walked into the classroom, her gaze swept across the room. After first arranging for a few students to distribute some textbooks, she looked at everyone and spoke directly, "Did anyone get into a fight yesterday?"

Faced with this inquiry from Zhou Yi, all the students present shook their heads.

Seeing the students act this way, she shook her head and claimed that those who dared not cause trouble or fight were mediocre.

Hearing this from Zhou Yi, the corner of Huo Yuhao's mouth twitched; for a moment, he didn't know how to evaluate it.

Isn't this clearly encouraging them to be thugs and hooligans?

As Huo Yuhao thought about this, he suddenly recalled an explosive fact.

The school spirit of Shrek Academy had been this abnormal since ten thousand years ago.

For example, ten thousand years ago, during that conflict with Blue Sunshine Academy.

At the time, they were eating in a small restaurant.

Ma Hongjun saw that the female students from Blue Sunshine Academy were pretty, and his eyes immediately began to glow with greed as he stared lecherously.

This instantly provoked resentment from Blue Sunshine Academy.

Dai Mubai even went as far as to provoke them verbally.

Of course, back then they were upholding the school motto of Shrek Academy—a soul master who dares not cause trouble is not a good soul master.

And then.

Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Tang San beat up the students from Blue Sunshine Academy.

The teacher from Blue Sunshine Academy was also beaten up by Zhao Wuji, who even shouted that it felt great to beat people without using a martial soul.

That was a bit twisted.

The cause of this incident was clearly Ma Hongjun lecherously staring at the female students of Blue Sunshine Academy and Dai Mubai provoking them.

Yet, the righteous side was Tang San and his group, which was somewhat morally bankrupt.

Actually, Huo Yuhao didn't dislike sparring, but he didn't want to cause trouble either.

However, in the original work, Zhou Yi really did say that. One can only say that this teaching philosophy of Shrek Academy, which encourages students to stir up trouble and fight when they have nothing better to do, leaves one speechless.

At this moment, Wang Dong glared at Huo Yuhao with dissatisfaction, the meaning quite clear.

Last night, she had wanted to fight Huo Yuhao; if they had fought, perhaps she wouldn't have had to run.

Huo Yuhao saw through Wang Dong's thoughts, and the corners of his mouth twitched. He wanted to say that even if you had fought me, you would still have to run.

However, Huo Yuhao ultimately didn't say it.

Following that, Huo Yuhao planned to blend into the crowd; he wanted to get through this day peacefully and didn't want to cause any trouble.

Tomorrow and the day after, he would go find Mu Jin and recruit her to join the Endless Fire Territory.

Of course, he had to prepare some things tomorrow.

He wasn't very accustomed to this "hooligan" school spirit of Shrek Academy.

What's more, in this environment, if one looked up, one could see the statue of the Sea God Tang San from the window.

Huo Yuhao found it repulsive.

And it was right at this moment that Zhou Yi's voice came over.

"Huo Yuhao, come here."

Although Huo Yuhao felt puzzled, he didn't hesitate. He glanced at Xiao Wu, signaled for her to go running with Wang Dong and Xiao Xiao, and then walked over to Zhou Yi.

Zhou Yi didn't hesitate much, raising her hand to point directly at the stack of books in front of Huo Yuhao, saying, "You don't need to run. Read through these books first."

Huo Yuhao nodded after hearing this, and without much hesitation, said, "Teacher Zhou, I will stay for one more day, but I would like to request leave for tomorrow and the day after. I will return on the third day, how about that?"

Zhou Yi nodded after hearing this and replied, "That is acceptable."

Zhou Yi finished speaking and left immediately.

Huo Yuhao thought for a moment, then began to look through the books that had been distributed.

There were three books in total; the first was The Eighteen Core Competitiveness Theories of Martial Souls (Expanded Edition, meticulously crafted by Yu Xiaogang).

Seeing the title, Huo Yuhao's mouth twitched as he flipped open the front cover.

The first page introduced the life experiences of Yu Xiaogang.

Setting aside the "incestuous" relationship between him and Liu Erlong, it primarily focused on how Yu Xiaogang strove for self-improvement after Tang San ascended to the God Realm.

With his exceptional wisdom and extraordinary vision, he had once again conducted detailed research and discussions on his original ten core theories.

This ultimately resulted in the eighteen core competitiveness theories, which laid an indestructible foundation for Shrek Academy for the next ten thousand years and beyond.

Following this, Huo Yuhao continued to read.

However, the next page displayed several eye-catching characters: There are no trash spirit masters, only trash martial souls.

Immediately following that was a silhouette, and this silhouette was Tang San's.

With that azure blue hair and that majestic posture, he appeared incredibly tall and imposing.

Huo Yuhao set this book aside directly.

Next, Huo Yuhao opened another book.

The title was actually History of Douluo Continent Development.

Huo Yuhao opened it directly, intending to take a look.

However, the first page made Huo Yuhao's mouth twitch once again.

The first page actually designated the year of Tang San's birth as the first year of the Douluo Continent era.

Everything before Tang San was labeled as B.C. on the Douluo Continent.

Huo Yuhao felt disgusted again, but he endured the nausea and continued reading.

However, before long, Huo Yuhao could no longer bear it.

It primarily highlighted the heroic deeds of the first generation of Shrek Seven Devils, including Tang San.

It then went on to introduce the exploits of the next generation of Shrek Seven Devils at Shrek Academy after Tang San, making it essentially a history of the Shrek Seven Devils.

As for other matters outside of the Douluo Continent, some were only mentioned in passing.

Huo Yuhao looked at the final book.

This last book was finally of some use to Huo Yuhao; it was actually an introduction to the spirit beasts of the Douluo Continent.

Of course, it only contained three or four hundred types of spirit beasts, all of which were common ones.

Although it was not comprehensive, it was enough for Huo Yuhao to study.

Huo Yuhao then began to study these spirit beasts.

The research on these spirit beasts was quite thorough.

It included the weaknesses of the spirit beasts, their various habits, and even introduced their ovulation periods.

Seeing this, Huo Yuhao sighed inwardly.

The teachers at Shrek Academy were truly formidable; did they really capture a spirit beast and force themselves to watch when it ovulated...

Huo Yuhao then continued his research.

Just like that, time flew by, and before he knew it, it was already noon...

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