"Shira-chan! You lied to me!!!"
The door slammed open, and little Rin Tohsaka stormed in, glaring at Fang Mo with tears all over her face.
"Why are you crying?"
Fang Mo sat up in bed, deliberately putting on a surprised expression. "My dear big sister, did my brilliant plan not work?"
"Waaah... What kind of ridiculous plan was that?!"
Little Rin Tohsaka looked utterly aggrieved as she tearfully complained, "Mother hit me twice, and my butt hurts so much now!"
"Pfft... cough cough! That shouldn't have happened, though?"
Fang Mo sat cross-legged on the bed, forcibly suppressing his gleeful laughter as he asked solemnly, "What exactly did you say just now? Can you describe it again?"
"I said exactly what you taught me to say!"
Little Rin Tohsaka wiped her tears and described it pitifully. "I went downstairs and saw Mother and Father sitting together, talking about something. Then I went over and told them I was pregnant. Their faces suddenly got really scary. Mother immediately hit me and asked who the father was..."
"HAHA, damn... Uh, no! Cough cough cough!!!"
Fang Mo nearly lost it when he heard that. He could only grit his teeth and force himself not to laugh, his shoulders shaking nonstop as he pretended to be puzzled. "And what did you say afterward?"
"I..."
Little Rin Tohsaka pursed her lips, her eyes red as she described what happened. "Mother's beating scared me a little. She asked who the father was, and I said I didn't know. Then she hit me again..."
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
At that point, Fang Mo truly could not hold it in anymore. He clutched his stomach and collapsed onto the bed laughing, laughing so hard tears came out. He looked like a maggot violently writhing around on the mattress.
"Hey! You're still laughing!"