"I'd never even heard of something called a magic mouth before..."
Hearing Fang Mo's explanation, Gudako rubbed her forehead speechlessly. "If you said magic eyes, I might believe you..."
"No, they're both human facial features. Why do eyes have to be more advanced than mouths?"
Fang Mo couldn't help but complain. "Games, novels, even tons of anime are always going on about magic eyes, Dojutsu, and stuff like that. Why are eyes so special? Just because they can look at lewd pictures? Mouths can also be used for oral—"
"Cough, cough, cough!!!"
Gudako immediately coughed twice. "Lord Demon God, please mind your manners..."
"And even if we take a step back."
Fang Mo ignored her and continued grumbling with a shrug. "If someone loses their eyes, they just go blind. But if they don't have a mouth, wouldn't they starve to death?"
"You can't put it that way, can you?"
Hearing this, Gudako instinctively argued back. "I once heard Astolfo mention that even without a mouth, people can absorb nutrients by relaxing their muscles and sitting in a basin of glucose water..."
But halfway through the sentence.
She clearly realized something was wrong and hurriedly shut her mouth.
"Six."
Fang Mo still caught on. He raised a thumb and started praising her. "Looks like you people at Chaldea really know how to have fun..."
"N-No! That's not it!!!"
Gudako hurriedly protested.
"Yes, yes, I get it." Fang Mo gave her a meaningful smile. "After all, enemas are also a kind of eye drops... right?"
"I..."
"Alright, don't say any more."
Seeing her look utterly unable to defend herself, Fang Mo waved his hand decisively. "Anyway, I've pretty much dealt with this mess. If there's nothing else, I'm heading back."
"What?"
Gudako was slightly stunned. "You're leaving already?"
"Don't I still