Outwitting Deadpool and Fighting with Everything He Had, Yet Still Unable to Defeat Him

I'd been writing this chapter since 10 p.m. last night, and I still wasn't satisfied, but I really couldn't hold on anymore. My brain was about to melt, so I was going to sleep first. After I woke up, I'd try cutting out the parts I wasn't happy with... Please forgive me. If you have to blame someone, blame Deadpool! He deserved to have his mouth sewn shut!!!!!