"Seriously, man, I didn't understand why you'd be curious about what I thought."
Hearing Fang Mo say that, Deadpool, sprawled on the sofa, replied in a dispirited tone, "After all, my thoughts were as meaningless as the pussy in a gay porn film..."
"Wade, your mouth stinks worse than a cesspit!"
Before Fang Mo could even speak, Ellie, the short-haired girl beside him, couldn't hold back anymore. "Couldn't you say something cleaner for once?"
"You thought my mouth wasn't clean? Please, I drank an entire bottle of toilet cleaner before jumping off that building yesterday, okay?"
Deadpool shot back without backing down. "Even an actual toilet would be a hundred times cleaner than Ganges water after I poured down a bottle of that stuff. People from Japan would probably fight each other to drink it!!!"
"I've had enough, darling. Let's go. I didn't want this guy to disgust me so badly I lost my appetite." Ellie no longer wanted to deal with him. She grabbed the pink-haired girl by the arm and turned to leave, though not before tossing one last line his way. "Wade, seeing you like this made me so happy..."
"Bye-bye, Wade~~"
Yukio, the pink-haired girl, waved at him quite amicably.
"Haha..."
Wade lay on the sofa and laughed weakly twice. His mood was clearly a little low. "See? Karma always came so quickly."
"Alright, Wade, don't be sad either."
Colossus was kindhearted, and seeing this, he tried to divert Wade's attention. "Since you came here, why not simply try a new way of life?"
As he spoke, Colossus pulled a strange little booklet from behind his back and began reading from it. "First, let me introduce the rules here. The first rule is that we X-Men cannot kill people. Absolutely not. No matter how evil a