Niu Tian

The Titan Giant Ape roared twice. The Sky Azure Bull Python paused, then said, "Why would he pick a fight with you for no reason? He doesn't look like an idiot."

"Oh my god, you really live up to your name as the Titan Giant Ape. One stomp and I was instantly killed." Suddenly, Tang Yu's voice came from beside the lake.

The Sky Azure Bull Python and the Titan Giant Ape stared down in shock. Tang Yu was standing there naked, getting dressed. The Sky Azure Bull Python was certain that Tang Yu had been hit by the stomp just now. Since Tang Yu was still alive, either he had some powerful protective item on him, or he had come back to life!

The Sky Azure Bull Python leaned toward the first possibility. That made Tang Yu's identity even more alarming. Either way, it meant Tang Yu wasn't from the Douluo Continent. How could anyone from the Douluo Continent have such a method?

If he wasn't from the Douluo Continent, then he must be from the Divine Realm. The Sky Azure Bull Python took a deep breath, then looked at Tang Yu, who had finished dressing. "Kid, why did you pick a fight with the Titan Giant Ape for no reason?"

"He told me to get lost. How could I not get mad?" Tang Yu said, pouting in irritation.

The Sky Azure Bull Python: "...Kid, can you stop making things up? Er Ming can't even talk. When did he tell you to get lost?"

"When I asked why he liked staying in the Lake of Life, he roared at me twice. Didn't that mean he was telling me to get lost?" Tang Yu said.

The Sky Azure Bull Python stared at Tang Yu, leaving him with a sudden, uneasy feeling.

"Kid, is something wrong with your head? Your imagination is seriously freaking me out. Er Ming was saying he didn't know," said the Sky Azure Bull Python.

Tang Yu froze. The air fell awkwardly silent...

System! System! Get your ass out here! You're a damn scam! You're so unreliable! You said you could do it! Tang Yu shouted furiously in his mind.

The system replied matter-of-factly, "Yes, I can do it. But I don't know how well. It's my first time handling this kind of task, after all."

"Fuck you..." Tang Yu swore.

Tang Yu smiled at the Sky Azure Bull Python and the Titan Giant Ape. "Haha, well, I got it wrong. Sorry, sorry."

The Sky Azure Bull Python rolled its eyes at Tang Yu. "Kid, don't make things up next time. It could get you killed."

"Definitely, definitely," Tang Yu said with an ingratiating smile.

After giving Tang Yu a few words of admonishment, the Sky Azure Bull Python went back to the Lake of Life, while the Titan Giant Ape went out to find food. It was only afternoon, and there was still a long time until tomorrow, so Tang Yu unhesitatingly chose to sleep.

Tang Yu found a patch of grass and lay down to sleep. He wasn't even worried about accidentally getting trampled to death by the Sky Azure Bull Python or the Titan Giant Ape.

The next morning, Tang Yu had slept from the previous afternoon all the way through to morning. He went to the lakeside and called out, "Hey, old Bull, I'm heading off now."

The Sky Azure Bull Python's voice suddenly rang out. "You little punk, what are you yelling for? Since when am I 'old Bull'?"

"Don't you think the names Da Ming and Er Ming sound stupid? I'll give you two new names. From now on, you're Niu Tian, old Bull. Sky Azure Bull Python—Niu Tian. And Er Ming will be Tai Tan: Titan Giant Ape—Tai Tan. See? Much better," Tang Yu said with a grin.