Douluo: Poisonous Tongue, Loves Telling the Truth

Douluo: Poisonous Tongue, Loves Telling the Truth

Author: Little White Sugar

Synopsis:

[Abusing Tang San + Abusing Yu Xiaogang + Multiple Heroines + Pure Satisfaction (Starting off by abusing Tang Hao)]

Transmigrating to Douluo Continent, Xia Ran awakens the Mysterious Cat martial soul with Innate Full Soul Power.

After studying at Shrek Academy for many years, he finally waits for the arrival of the protagonist group and unexpectedly obtains a system.

For every couple from the original work he breaks up, he receives generous rewards.

Break up one pair to get a martial soul, break up a few and become a god directly!

From then on, Xia Ran's tongue is laced with poison, and he specializes in telling the truth.

Zhu Zhuqing: "I never expected Dai Mubai to be so cowardly and weak."

Xiao Wu: "I never expected Third Brother to be so hypocritical."

Ah Yin: "I never expected Tang Hao to be so cunning and deceitful."

Bibi Dong: "I never expected Yu Xiaogang to be so shameless."

The women: "You are the best after all!"

Many years later, recalling the past, Tang San weaves a noose out of withered Blue Silver Grass...

Chapter 1: Couple-Breaking System

Douluo Continent.

Today is the enrollment day for Shrek Academy. As Flender's head disciple, Xia Ran naturally takes on the role of the soul power examiner.

Twelve years ago, he transmigrated to Douluo Continent and awakened the Mysterious Cat martial soul, accompanied by level 10 Innate Soul Power, leading Flender to discover and take him in as a disciple.

After years of hard cultivation, he has already stepped into the rank of Soul Ancestor, reaching level 41 soul power, and possesses four soul rings: one yellow and three purple.

[System loaded successfully]

[System Task: Break up Zhu Zhuqing and Dai Mubai]

[Task Details: Dai Mubai is cowardly and weak; he fled the Star Luo Imperial Family to hide in Shrek Academy, wallowing in degradation and frequenting brothels. His character is vile, and he does not deserve Zhu Zhuqing's forgiveness.]

[Task Objective: Please expose Dai Mubai's mask so that Zhu Zhuqing recognizes his true nature. The higher the level of disgust Zhu Zhuqing feels toward Dai Mubai, the more generous the rewards the host will receive.]

Looking at the young girl in the tight black leather outfit before him, Xia Ran cannot help but fall into deep thought.

System? I didn't have a system when I was born, nor when I awakened my martial soul. Why today, all of a sudden...

So that's how it is!

The arrival of the system is truly sudden; he wasn't prepared for it at all.

Xia Ran only remembered that today was the annual enrollment day for Shrek, but he had forgotten that this year was also the day the protagonist group would gather.

Therefore, the line includes not only Zhu Zhuqing but also Tang San, Xiao Wu, and Ning Rongrong.

It seems the awakening of the system is related to the protagonist group.

Seeing Xia Ran suddenly freeze while talking to her, Zhu Zhuqing cannot help but interrupt.

"Are you done?"

"Oh! Yes, done. Your soul power and bone age are both qualified. Go prepare for the next round of testing."

The black figure, carrying a faint fragrance, passes by Xia Ran toward the waiting area.

The following applicants are just random soul masters; unsurprisingly, none of them qualify, and the enrollment fees are all collected by Li Yusong, who is standing to the side.

The number of people in line gradually decreases, and soon it is the turn of a blue-haired youth.

"Name?"

"Tang San! Martial soul Blue Silver Grass, level 29 soul power."

"Hmm? Qualified. Next."

It is no wonder Xia Ran is surprised; Tang San's appearance is simply too ordinary, the kind that would be impossible to find in a crowd.

The only reason he recognized Zhu Zhuqing earlier was entirely due to her iconic, hot figure.

However, what makes Xia Ran curious is that upon making contact with Tang San, the system did not react at all.

Could I have guessed wrong? Is it not because of the protagonist group, but because of Zhu Zhuqing?

Just as he is pondering, a nimble and crisp voice enters his ears.

"My name is Xiao Wu, the 'Wu' for dance."

"Martial soul Soft Bone Rabbit, level 29 soul power."

The pink-eared girl before him is lively and vibrant, full of youthful energy, making him sigh at how high the standards of beauty are in this Douluo Continent.

Following the routine of checking her bone age, the moment he touches Xiao Wu's wrist, the mechanical system sound rings out again.

[System Task: Break up Xiao Wu and Tang San]

[Task Details: Tang San possesses the Purple Demon Eye and has a Titled Douluo father, Tang Hao. He has long known of Xiao Wu's identity as a soul beast, and his companionship is merely out of covetousness for her hundred-thousand-year soul ring and soul bone; he is unworthy of Xiao Wu's sincere love.]

[Task Objective: Please unmask Tang San's hypocritical facade and make Xiao Wu see him for who he truly is. The greater the degree of Xiao Wu's resentment toward Tang San, the more generous the rewards the host will receive.]

"I understand now!"

"So the system didn't awaken because I encountered the protagonist group, but because I'm about to encounter these heroines with such tragic fates."

When it comes down to it, the female characters in Douluo Continent rarely have perfect love lives; everyone carries at least some regrets.

Take Dai Mubai for example: he spent his youth frequenting brothels. Even though he had a fiancée and bore the weight of their shared destiny, he spent his days indulging in debauchery and his nights in drunken revelry.

If not for the immortal herbs, Zhu Zhuqing would have been dragged down by him and died in the struggle for the throne.

Yet, in the end, he still won the beauty over, receiving forgiveness simply by blocking one attack for Zhu Zhuqing.

Others like Ma Hongjun and Oscar were no different; with no one to discipline them, they all followed Dai Mubai's lead, and in the end, they each secured exceptional, heaven-gifted female partners.

One married the little princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, and the other married the granddaughter of the Speed Clan patriarch.

Tang San is even more so; possessing the Tang Sect's supreme Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track, he could dodge the attacks of the Soul Saint Zhao Wuji, but he couldn't dodge the fragrant kisses of Meng Yiran and Huo Wu.

Pure love? In a world where strength is supreme, how many can truly resist temptation!

"Then, next up should be Ning Rongrong."

Xia Ran looked toward the end of the line; as expected, the last applicant was Ning Rongrong.

With pink hair and a charming, moving appearance, in terms of looks, she was definitely the most beautiful of the three girls.

Xia Ran pretended not to know her and proceeded to perform the bone-touching age test and soul power check as usual.

"Huh? Where is the system task?"

He had assumed that simply making contact with Ning Rongrong would trigger a task, as it had worked that way the previous two times, but it failed here.

[This system determines that the affection between Ning Rongrong and Oscar is sincere, and Oscar has never visited a brothel.]

"So that's how it is. It seems I misunderstood Oscar."

He hadn't expected that there would actually be a pair of pure love in the Shrek Seven Devils. Ning Rongrong noticed Xia Ran's puzzled expression and thought her identity had been exposed.

"What? Did I not pass the test?"

"Ah? You passed. I was just thinking about something, my apologies."

The long line of applicants finally finished their tests, and some passersby from the first round made it to the second.

Xia Ran led the group directly to the final stage. Along the way, Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong took turns asking questions, trying their best to pry into the situation at the academy.

Ning Rongrong was the most talkative; she usually only interacted with Titled Douluo at the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, so she didn't hold this tiny Shrek Academy in high regard and naturally wasn't as restrained.

"I see you're about the same age as me; are you a teacher here too?"

"I'm not! I'm not even a student; I'm more like a relative of one of the teachers."

Xia Ran was naturally handsome, and his white robes gave him a fresh and refined air. Coupled with his similar age and gentle demeanor, the girls all had a very good impression of him.

Xiao Wu asked many questions along the way, while Zhu Zhuqing remained cold and indifferent. Among this group, only Tang San acted like a quail, as if he had social anxiety.

"You must know this academy well, tell us about it."

"There's nothing much to say. What you see is what you get, it's all laid out before you!"

Ning Rongrong playfully stuck out her tongue, her beautiful eyes revealing a cunning smile.

"Then tell us in secret, what are the students here like?"

Remembering the task issued by the system, Xia Ran gave Ning Rongrong a mental thumbs-up. This question hit the nail on the head; he had been worrying about not having a chance to dig up the dirt on these people.

"Dai Mubai, spirit White Tiger, a guy who spends his days in brothels."

"Ma Hongjun, spirit Grass Chicken, cut from the same cloth as that lecherous tiger."

"And as for Oscar... you'll know when the time comes."

It wasn't that Xia Ran wanted to badmouth them behind their backs; it was mainly because these people were truly disappointing. Even Flender couldn't be bothered to discipline them—as long as it didn't delay their cultivation, they could do whatever they wanted.

Soon, the group arrived at the final test site. The empty training ground had been smashed out of the earth by Zhao Wuji's soul skills, so it looked a bit rough, but it was spacious.

"We're here!"

Xia Ran stopped and turned to face the group.

"Congratulations on skipping all the previous assessments. The next part is the final stage of the entrance exam."

"Defeat me!!!"

Chapter 2 Deterrence

"You? Can you handle a wheel battle? There are four of us here!"

"Brother, is that teacher really telling us to come here?"