The Great Stage of Douluo, My Name is Qian Xunji

The Great Stage of Douluo, My Name is Qian Xunji

Author: Deep Sleeping Owl

Introduction:

I used to be called Qian Xunji, and now I have truly become Qian Xunji.

Right now, a yellow-haired brat named Bibi Dong is standing before me, brazenly declaring that she wants to be with a man named Yu Xiaogang.

I couldn't take that insult, so I fired this Martial Soul Hall Saintess named Bibi Dong on the spot, and even Qian Daoliu couldn't stop me.

A man named Yu Xiaogang tried to use the Saintess's token to access the archives of Martial Soul Hall, so I packed him and Bibi Dong up and threw them both out.

Martial Soul Hall has gained a Six-Winged Angel Holy Son named Xiang Yu.

The Zhu Family of the Star Luo Empire has gained a child named Ake.

It is rumored that a Seven-Colored Divine Deer has appeared in the Star Dou Great Forest.

Chapter 1: The Pope is Still Inside!

I used to be called Qian Xunji, and now I have truly become Qian Xunji.

Right now, a yellow-haired brat named Bibi Dong is standing before me, brazenly declaring that she wants to be with a man named Yu Xiaogang.

I couldn't take that insult, so I fired this Martial Soul Hall Saintess named Bibi Dong on the spot, and even Qian Daoliu couldn't stop me.

A man named Yu Xiaogang tried to use the Saintess's token to access the archives of Martial Soul Hall, so I packed him and Bibi Dong up and threw them both out.

That is everything that happened previously.

Ghost Douluo and Chrysanthemum Douluo are currently kneeling below, trembling, not daring to make a sound.

Qian Xunji remains in a strange state; hmm... exceptionally clear-headed and free.

That wise gaze made the head of Qian Daoliu, who was sitting opposite him, buzz with frustration. Having lived a life of asceticism for so many years, the elderly Qian Daoliu finally experienced the true power of a brat.

If he were a real child, Qian Daoliu could give him a complete childhood, but the brat before him now was a grown Title Douluo, the Pope, and the face of Martial Soul Hall; he couldn't just beat him at will.

"So you just drove Bibi Dong away." Qian Daoliu thought of the former Martial Soul Hall Saintess who had been stripped clean and left behind a massive debt, and he felt his blood pressure skyrocket.

"Yeah, is there a problem with that?" Qian Xunji nodded, extremely confident.

"That was a genius with Twin Martial Souls and Innate Soul Power of level ten! Martial Soul Hall spent so long cultivating her, and you just let her go like that?" Qian Daoliu looked at that confident and wise gaze, his years of self-cultivation nearly crumbling.

"Her heart wasn't here; she could betray us at any moment, so it's better to deal with it early." Qian Xunji seemed to feel that wasn't enough and wanted to finish the job completely.

"You..." Qian Daoliu started to speak, then nearly choked, "Couldn't you have tried to persuade her? You watched Bibi Dong grow up; how could you be so heartless?"

"I never reason with fools; it would affect my own intelligence." This calm and collected sentence completely broke Qian Daoliu's composure.

The Great Elder of Martial Soul Hall, who hadn't raised a hand in years, came out of seclusion for the first time just to beat his son.

It wasn't that Qian Daoliu was being unreasonable; it was that Qian Xunji was acting like a complete lunatic. After all these years, Tang Chen's grandson was nearly a Spirit King, while his own son had only just reached Title Douluo, and there wasn't even a shadow of a grandson. After finally cultivating a talent like Bibi Dong, spending so much time, energy, and resources, he just gave it all up. This brat Qian Xunji wasn't just cutting off the Qian family line; he was destroying the inheritance of Martial Soul Hall!

It forced the retired Qian Daoliu to come out of seclusion.

Qian Xunji accepted the education from his father, but that wise gaze of his made it clear that he didn't admit any fault. Even while kneeling and taking the beating, he knelt with his head held high and a look of extreme pride.

Qian Daoliu broke the third wooden staff, looking at his unrepentant, rebellious son, and suddenly felt the urge to pull out a leather belt.

"Fine, fine, fine! You're the Pope of Martial Soul Hall now, so I can't control you, is that it?"

"I did nothing wrong!"

"Then is it my fault, then?"

"I didn't do anything wrong, period!"

"You rebellious brat!"

After snapping the final wooden stick, Qian Daoliu looked with bloodshot eyes at his rebellious son, Qian Xunji, who was still wearing that wise gaze while signaling for the deaf-and-mute Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo at the door to keep their mouths shut.

What a truly magnificent son he had!!!

No matter how many sticks Qian Daoliu broke, Qian Xunji did not change his mind. In the end, the result issued by Martial Soul Hall was equally "wise": <The Martial Soul Hall Saintess has died mysteriously, the Pope is filled with immense grief>.

At night, Qian Xunji, having been beaten by a Peerless Douluo all day, could only lie on his bed to sleep.

The system looked at its host's wise gaze, and a mask of pain identical to Qian Daoliu's appeared on its face. I am a system, for heaven's sake! I've been bound for a whole day, and you haven't even acknowledged me!

Qian Xunji ignored the system panel shoved right in front of his face and fell into a deep sleep, paying no mind to that strange thing or the strange voices in his ears.

Right, the medicine the doctor gave... forget it, I'm not sick anyway!

The next day, early in the morning, Qian Xunji climbed out of bed, ready to hold an all-staff meeting.

By the way, how is an employee meeting supposed to be held?

Qian Xunji wore his magnificent Pope robe, his back covered in wounds left by a Peerless Douluo, yet his waist was held perfectly straight. His eyes held an air of profound wisdom, making the bishops, deacons, and elders below feel rather strange. The Saintess was dead, so why did His Holiness the Pope not seem sad at all?

"This Pope is deeply saddened. Just yesterday, the Saintess Bibi Dong died mysteriously within Martial Soul Hall. This genius of Martial Soul Hall had not yet had the chance to grow, and yet she suddenly passed away. This is a... Therefore, I hope everyone will forge ahead with determination. Do not wallow in grief. Martial Soul Hall will surely carry the efforts of every one of you to bring light and hope to the world."

Once Qian Xunji opened his mouth, the words flowed out naturally without him needing to think. That wise gaze seemed truly profound at this moment, and even Qian Daoliu, who had been planning to intervene at any time, silently stepped back.

Returning to the Pope Palace, the wise Qian Xunji ignored the system panel before his eyes as usual, paying no mind to the strange notification sounds.

[Ding! Please activate the system, awaiting activation...]

[Awaiting activation, please activate the system.]

[Ding! Due to the host's prolonged lack of response, the system is initiating self-diagnosis, 1%... 3%...]

[100% system self-diagnosis complete, no errors, running...]

[System initiating host physical examination package...]

[Detected that the host's brain has suffered organic damage, suspected of having intellectual deficiencies.]

[Detected that the host suffers from visual hallucinations...]

[Detected that the host suffers from auditory hallucinations...]

[Detected that the host views the system as a hallucination...]

[The system complies with Article 1835 of the System Contract, initiating emergency self-rescue, attempting to treat the host.]

So noisy! Qian Xunji tapped his head and continued to process his work. By the way, should he arrange a funeral for Bibi Dong?

[Initiating electric shock therapy!]

A bolt of lightning appeared out of thin air and struck Qian Xunji directly.

Hearing the thunder, the bishops and elders who had just left the Pope Palace looked at the lightning that had engulfed the entire building, their backs shivering. "The Pope is still inside!"

Chapter 2 Hero Summoning System

In the end, Qian Xunji was rescued, but he remained in a comatose state.

Furthermore, for some unknown reason, lightning would appear out of thin air from time to time to strike him. Strangely, no matter how much he was struck, His Holiness the Pope remained in a coma, neither waking up nor dying.

Martial Soul Hall could not be without a leader, so the Great Elder Qian Daoliu had to come out of seclusion to temporarily take over the position of Pope.

It wasn't until the ninth year, as the final lightning therapy session concluded, that Qian Xunji opened those eyes that remained as wise as ever.

"Activate silent mode!"

[Understood, silent mode has been activated. Would you like to continue treatment?]

As soon as Qian Xunji woke up, he was immediately discovered by the maids.

Soon, Qian Daoliu also rushed over.

This Great Elder of Martial Soul Hall had been forced to return to his old job as Pope after his son fell into a coma, which was incredibly frustrating. Now, seeing Qian Xunji awake, his rebellious son suddenly became his precious boy again.

"You've been lying in bed for so long, and you were struck by lightning from time to time. Don't move around yet; I'll have a healing-type soul master come over to examine you."

"Father, I am fine." The system's lightning therapy was kept within a perfect range. While it treated his brain, the prolonged electrical stimulation also caused his body to twitch occasionally, preventing muscle atrophy.

"Really?" Qian Daoliu was somewhat skeptical.

That wise gaze made the system almost despair!

[Ding, detected that the host has not fully recovered. Would you like to continue treatment?]

"I am not sick!"

[Ding, detected that the host has not fully recovered. Would you like to continue treatment?]

"Naturally. In fact, this lightning strike was merely my God Trial." Qian Xunji calmly fabricated a lie. "I just didn't expect this God Trial to be so strange, striking me for such a long time."

Once an unreasonable matter was linked to a God Trial, it immediately became reasonable.

The lightning that appeared out of thin air was no exception. Qian Daoliu had already suspected it was related to the gods, but his inquiries to the Angel God had never received a reply. Now that it was called a God Trial, Qian Daoliu understood everything at once.

However, he still had some doubts. Logically, the descendants of the Angel God would not be included in the God Trials of other deities. How exactly did Ji'er obtain a God Trial? And what kind of bizarre trial required being struck by lightning for nine whole years?

Qian Daoliu eventually gave up on getting to the bottom of it. After all, these were the affairs of gods; how could a mere mortal question them?

Having pacified his old father, Qian Xunji finally began to activate the system after being struck by it for nine years.

[System activation starting, progress 1%... 3%... 100%]

[System activation complete, system gift pack opened.]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining Hero Character Cards: Lionheart King Arthur, Ice Waltz Zhen Ji, Qingqiu Nine-Tailed Daji, and Light of the Firmament Xiang Yu.]

[After activating a character card, the host can obtain the hero in their infant state, simultaneously gain their strength, and their loyalty will be 100%. Would you like to activate?]