Upload and Then Go to Sleep

"It's getting more and more boring lately!"

Wu Biao lay on the clinic counter, muttering listlessly. Recently, as he had been killing more and more Hollows, those monsters no longer posed the slightest threat to him; he could usually finish them off with a single punch.

Now, he only hoped for an opponent who could force him to fight with all his might. That was what a real battle should be; one-sided crushing was simply devoid of any fun.

"Hmm?"

Wu Biao suddenly lifted his head and twitched his nose, his face instantly lighting up with excitement: "There are so many of them, there must be a strong one among them!" Saying this, he stood up and rushed toward the door of the clinic, but he paused once he reached the entrance.

"The boss isn't home, what will happen to the clinic if I leave?" Wu Biao scratched his head in a tangle.

"Brother Biao, you can go with peace of mind!"

A thin voice reached Wu Biao's ears. He looked up toward the top, and Wu Biao was instantly delighted: "Yuichi, hahaha, how could I have forgotten you? I'll leave the clinic to you!"

Yuichi stood on the crossbar designed specifically for it and nodded its parrot head: "Brother Biao, leave it to me!"

"Good, I'll bring you something tasty when Brother Biao gets back."

With that, Wu Biao rushed out.

Just after rushing out of the house and not having run very far, a black hole appeared above Wu Biao's head. A Bat Hollow crawled out from it, its gaze locking directly onto Wu Biao below.

"Delivered to my doorstep, huh?" Brother Biao's smile was even more ferocious than the Hollow in the air, making the incoming Hollow feel a chill in its heart. It thought to itself, why is this idiot below smiling so terrifyingly?

"Roar--" However, its diving speed did not decrease. After all, it hadn't been to the Human World for so long, and it had run into a human the moment it came out. Moreover, this human seemed to be able to see it, so he must have a high spiritual constitution; he would definitely taste delicious.

"Tch, another weakling!"

Even without engaging, just from the Bat Hollow's speed and the way it couldn't take its eyes off its "food," Wu Biao knew this guy definitely belonged to the category of small fry that could be KO'd with one punch.

The diving Bat Hollow didn't know that it had already been regarded as small fry. It opened its mouth with excitement, ready to bite down on the person below, already imagining the scene: this human would definitely be bitten by it.

Then blood would bloom, and it would be crunchy like chicken.

But it was destined to overthink things. In a flash, Wu Biao disappeared from where he stood, and the Bat Hollow slammed directly into the ground, getting a mouthful of dirt.

"Where is that human?" the Bat Hollow thought to itself, but before it could even lift its head, a large hand pressed directly onto its crown, pinning it to the ground so it couldn't move an inch.

Only then did the Hollow notice Wu Biao in front of it, but the terrifying power on its head made it impossible to move at all. Even with its low intelligence, it knew it had run into a tough nut to crack.

"Tell me, since you're so weak, why do you even come out?" Wu Biao said with extreme dissatisfaction.

Immediately, a set of street-fighting hooligan moves flowed like water, fierce and powerful. Yet, not a single hit landed on the Bat Hollow's mask; they all landed on the Bat Hollow's... teeth. He even cursed while doing it: "Damn you, you're ugly and you still come out to provoke me. Do you believe Brother Biao will knock your teeth all over the floor?"

And so, a bizarre scene appeared on the street: a young man in a white coat was pressing down on thin air with one hand and punching the air with the other, cursing from time to time, causing passing pedestrians to retreat in succession.

From afar, one could even hear someone on the phone: "Hello, is this the Sixth Hospital? There's someone here who seems to have escaped from your hospital..."

Setting aside why there was that famous 'Sixth Hospital' everywhere, Brother Biao was busy knocking every single tooth out of that poor Bat Hollow's mouth.

The Bat Hollow felt so bitter inside. It thought, is it easy for me to come out once? I finally managed to join the fun with so many other Hollows, and the moment I crawled out, I ran into a lunatic—and a powerful one at that.

The one thing the Bat Hollow wanted to say most right now was: Big Brother, please, just give me a quick death. My teeth have been hammered into dust by you; I can't even find them to scatter them on the floor...

On the other side, when Wu Biao finally had no more teeth to knock out, he couldn't help but yawn in boredom: "So boring. If all the ones that come out are weaklings like you, your Brother Biao really has no interest in hunting them down!"

The Bat Hollow was about to cry. You know it's boring, yet you still had to knock out every single one of my teeth.

"Mommy, that big brother is talking to the air."

"Don't look, that's a mental patient."

Just then, a mother and daughter walked past Wu Biao while walking a dog. As soon as Wu Biao looked over, his eyes burst with a flash of excitement, just like a monkey that had been sealed for five hundred years. He was so excited he almost shouted: It's been five hundred years!

This gaze made the mother's expression change drastically. Could this guy be planning to... Then her gaze fell on Wu Biao's face, and she nodded secretly, thinking: "He looks decent, and his body is quite sturdy. If I had known, I wouldn't have brought my daughter out."

Then, this middle-aged woman, who looked even more "unique" than a caricature, walked away with her daughter, looking back every three steps, full of disappointment and reluctance.

Of course... our Brother Biao didn't have such heavy tastes. The object of his glowing eyes wasn't that incredibly ugly woman, but the dog... that her daughter was holding!

Brother Biao used his signature move... he rubbed his chin and nodded: "I suddenly have an idea."

Ten minutes later, Brother Biao found a large coil of hemp rope from somewhere and made a five-meter leash.

He tied one end to the Hollow's neck, held the other in his hand, and then hoisted the rest of the rope onto his shoulder... and began to walk the Hollow down the street in a grand manner... no, wait, it was walking the Hollow!

And that Bat Hollow, under Brother Biao's violence, surrendered and was gloriously bestowed the name 'Wangcai'.

"Wangcai, hurry up, take a pee and let me see!"

"..." I can't do that, master!

"Damn, you can't even pee, what use are you!"

The two of them, one human and one Hollow, continued to train while searching the streets for other Hollows.

By the time they found the second Hollow, the Bat Hollow had already been successfully trained. It had perfectly mastered high-end skills ranging from bowing and rolling to speaking.

The second one was a Wolf Hollow. The moment it appeared, it bared its fangs at Brother Biao, but the result was naturally that Brother Biao knocked every single one of its teeth out. After all, it was a large, fierce dog... er, Hollow; it wouldn't be good if it bit someone.

Didn't the news often report that people would walk their dogs, and then have to pay a fortune if they bit someone? So, Brother Biao, who had been poor his whole life, wanted to completely prevent his pet from biting people.

He cut off another piece of rope, looped it around the Wolf Hollow's neck, and after Wangcai, 'Fugui' was born...

Then this guy got addicted to it, catching nearly thirty Hollows in a row and looping a rope around each of their necks.

After the nearly 200 meters of hemp rope borrowed from the construction site next door was used up, Brother Biao came up with another good idea.

He braided the ends of those messy ropes into a giant hammock, then lay down on it and let that group of Hollows fly up into the sky. As for this guy, he lay on the hammock, smoking a cigarette and humming a little tune, having the time of his life.

"Mouse, mouse, I love you, just like you f*cking love rice..."

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