Got Into the Flow of Writing, My Big Brother Called Me, and I Replied Without Thinking

Damn idiot, still getting beaten up right now.

Urahara Shop.

"Yawn..."

Accompanied by a satisfied groan, Brother Biao lazily stretched, but his movements stiffened immediately after.

An unfamiliar ceiling, an unfamiliar bed... ah, no, it should be called a tatami mat.

"Are you awake?"

A cautious voice came from the side. Wu Biao tilted his head to look and realized a little girl with twin tails was kneeling on the side. Seeing this, Brother Biao understood immediately: "It's you. How did I end up here?"

"You were seriously injured earlier, so the shopkeeper brought you back for treatment!"

Hearing this, Wu Biao looked at the bandages wrapped around his body and nodded. He tried to move his body and found that the injuries he had sustained earlier were basically healed: "Yo, your shopkeeper's medical skills aren't bad!"

As he spoke, Brother Biao climbed up from the tatami mat: "Where did that white-and-green hat guy run off to?" After saying that, he stood up on his own, and his stomach immediately let out a series of cramping pains.

"Forget it, is there anything to eat? I'm about to starve to death!"

Ururu's expression changed instantly. She quietly retreated, looking at Wu Biao with a face full of terror.

This big brother is about to starve to death?

Doesn't that mean...

Recalling what Wu Biao had said last time, Ururu immediately had the urge to bolt out the door, and tears began to well up in her eyes.

"Damn, I just said I was hungry. Why are you crying? It's like I'm going to eat you or something..."

It would have been better if he hadn't said that. As soon as he finished, Ururu let out a shriek, turned around, and ran outside.

"This girl's brain is broken!" Brother Biao scratched his head at the sight. However, as the door opened, the aroma of food interrupted Brother Biao's train of thought.

Twitching his nose, Brother Biao crawled out of the room on all fours, following the scent of the food.

It should be said that this guy was so hungry he forgot how to walk. He actually rushed all the way to the room filled with the aroma of food, leaving the person and the cat in the room stunned, but Wu Biao ignored them both.

"Food, it's food!!!"

After a roar like a wild beast, Brother Biao lunged at the table full of food like a starving tiger, picked up the rice pot, and shoveled it into his mouth as if he were drinking water, gulping it down.

"..." Urahara Kisuke slapped his forehead. He had actually forgotten that he brought this guy back for treatment yesterday. If he had known he would wake up so quickly, he would have let Isshin take him back. This eating style of someone who hasn't eaten in lifetimes—my little grocery store can't afford to feed him!

The cat on the side also had a very human-like, blank expression on its face, staring blankly at Wu Biao, who had suddenly run out and was devouring food with an inhuman appetite. After a long while, it actually spoke.

"This... um... creature, is this the Wu Biao you mentioned earlier?"

Clearly, Wu Biao's eating style had already caused him to be cast out of the human race, and the voice emitted by this cat was a particularly deep, heavy male voice that sounded quite imposing.

Urahara Kisuke nodded with a bitter smile: "Yes, he is the special human I mentioned to you, Yoruichi."

"Holy crap, this world is really f*cking magical, even a black cat can talk!" Wu Biao paused his eating, looked at Yoruichi with curiosity, and then shook his head: "Whatever, this world even has those monsters called Hollows, so a talking cat is no big deal!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Biao lowered his head and continued his great cause of eating.

The reaction is so dull... but the reasoning is very convincing.

Yoruichi couldn't help but sweat a little. Her bright yellow eyes were full of curiosity as she looked at Wu Biao. Urahara Kisuke had told her about the previous battle; he had actually defeated a Gillian-class Menos Grande with a mere human body.

When she heard it, even she found it hard to believe. Moreover, there wasn't even a trace of spiritual power reaction on this kid's body; he looked exactly like an ordinary human. It was hard to imagine he had defeated a Gillian.

Yoruichi thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out. As the head of the Shihoin family, one of the four great noble families of the Seireitei, she had read countless texts and had a very thorough understanding of the few special groups among humans.

However, this kid in front of her definitely did not belong to those special groups. This made Yoruichi somewhat curious, so she looked at Wu Biao and asked: "Kid, what exactly are you?"

"I'm not a thing (I'm not a person)," Wu Biao mumbled indistinctly while chewing his food. But after saying it, he felt something was wrong and swallowed the food in his mouth: "You black-furred beast, are you looking for death? You're the one who isn't a thing. Your whole family isn't a thing."

Yoruichi was stunned for a moment, then her cat face turned cold. The dignity of the Shihoin family could not be slighted; Brother Biao's words were equivalent to cursing the entire Shihoin family.

"Calm down, calm down, this kid has a problem up here!" Urahara hurriedly pointed to his head, otherwise, these two might start a fight right here!

Yoruichi snorted coldly, too lazy to argue with a kid's words.

"You're the one whose brain has a problem!" Brother Biao was unhappy, his tiger-like eyes widening: "Green Hat, are you looking for a beating? I won't say anything else, but your Brother Biao's brain is definitely on the level of Sherlock Holmes, very smart!"

Green Hat?

A vein couldn't help but bulge on Urahara Kisuke's forehead. This guy in front of him really deserved a beating...

And not to mention who Sherlock Holmes is, you dare to call this brain smart? Can you have some shame, you bastard!

"Hmm... Ururu, Jinta, everyone buy a bowl of instant noodles tonight. Dinner for today is canceled!" Urahara Kisuke was no ordinary person; he belonged to the type of person whose intelligence was off the charts. He grabbed Brother Biao's weakness the moment he spoke.

Then he didn't forget to add: "By the way, don't include a portion for this student Wu Biao."

Brother Biao stared at Urahara Kisuke for a long time, but the fierce expression on his face grew weaker and weaker, until finally, he looked pathetic: "I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

Yoruichi's mouth twitched: "Hey, do you have to compromise so quickly? Have you abandoned your dignity for the sake of food?"

"Damn idiot, is there any comparison? Can dignity fill your stomach? Food is definitely the most important!" Brother Biao glanced at Yoruichi with extreme contempt and mockery, his eyes seeming to say: There's an idiot here whose IQ is even lower than mine!

This look made Yoruichi feel a sensation of "eggs cracking"—assuming she had any. If someone else called her an idiot, she would at most be angry.

But being called an idiot by an idiot who didn't know he was an idiot made Yoruichi feel like she was going crazy. What made Yoruichi feel most ashamed was... she actually felt that what this idiot said made a lot of sense...

It must be said that Brother Biao's innate taunt aura was already nearing max level!

At the very least, Yoruichi had the urge to pounce and scratch Brother Biao's face until it bloomed like a peach blossom. In fact, she had already lunged, but was promptly yanked back by Urahara Kisuke.

This wasn't because he wanted to help Brother Biao, but rather because in her cat form, Yoruichi might not actually be able to take down this idiot in front of them...

Brother Biao was unaware of this; if he knew that he had been called an idiot countless times in the minds of these two idiots, he probably would have gone berserk long ago and beaten the man and the cat into idiots themselves.

After finishing his meal, Brother Biao went out to buy a pack of cigarettes and then brazenly ran back to the Urahara Shop. After all, his boss had just called to give him a few days off, telling him to stay here and recover from his injuries before returning.

Regarding this, Urahara Kisuke was still in the middle of a shouting match with Kurosaki Isshin about how this glutton's single meal had cost nearly as much as his entire family's food budget for a week. Even if he couldn't get the previous medical fees back, he at least had to demand some money for food.

Otherwise, his little shop really couldn't afford the damage...

As dusk approached, somewhere in the outskirts of the Human World, a rustic sliding door gradually appeared in the void. As the door opened, two men appeared out of thin air.

Both of these men were dressed in Shihakusho!

One of them was a man with red markings on his eyebrows, carrying a sword on his shoulder with his right hand, his rugged face filled with arrogance.

The other man was incredibly handsome, with long hair, light purple eyes, and a cold expression, wearing a Kenseikan on his head. Although it was not the season for cherry blossoms to bloom, countless cherry blossoms were dancing around him.

The moment these two appeared, both Urahara Kisuke and Yoruichi, who were inside the Urahara Shop, furrowed their brows.

Wu Biao, who had been snoring on the tatami mat, suddenly opened his eyes, which were now filled with a grave expression. Although a terrifying pressure blocked his senses, preventing him from pinpointing the exact location of the two, his instincts were constantly feeding him one message.

Danger...

Very dangerous!!!--

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