Homelander: My Absolute Will
Chapter 1

I Do Whatever I Want

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Ring ring ring.

The alarm clock's sound made Azu impatient.

"Who set the alarm?"

"It's Sunday, can't I just sleep in?"

He got up.

Opened his eyes.

Through his blurry vision, he saw a room decorated in a European style.

Azu blinked.

He rubbed his eyes.

Confirming this wasn't his room.

Moreover, a blue battle suit was hanging on the wall, with a Stars and Stripes cape draped behind it.

Next to it, a golden belt, along with red gloves and boots, were neatly placed.

"Costume props?"

Azu walked over, picked up the blue battle suit, and held it up against himself.

Then he turned to face the full-length mirror on the other side of the wall.

"Holy shit!"

In the full-length mirror, he saw a blonde white man.

He was startled.

Then he waved his hand.

The man in the full-length mirror mirrored his movement.

"Is that me?"

Azu couldn't help but pinch his own face.

It hurt a little.

This didn't feel like a dream.

Did I transmigrate?

Just then, a woman's voice spoke in English from outside the bedroom door: "Homelander, I hope I'm not disturbing you."

"But there's a press conference you need to attend shortly."

"Ms. Madelyn felt it was necessary to remind you."

Wait.

Who.

Homelander?

Are you calling me?

I became Homelander?

Azu looked at the full-length mirror. "Can I shoot lasers from my eyes then?"

As soon as he had this thought, he saw the man in the full-length mirror's eyes light up, flashing red.

The next moment.

Two red beams shot out, shattering the full-length mirror.

The woman outside heard the noise and quickly called out, "Homelander, are you okay?"

Azu quickly replied, "I'm fine."

Then he looked at the battle suit in his hands, as well as the scorched and chipped wall.

He accepted a fact.

"I've transmigrated into Homelander!"

Homelander is a Super from The Boys, an extremely powerful, possibly ceiling-level Super in the series.

He is incredibly petty, holds grudges, and has severe mommy issues.

Furthermore, he is conceited, arrogant, and deranged.

In short, his personality is extremely foul.

Azu was quite envious of his superpowers, but becoming Homelander was another matter entirely.

Now.

Whether he liked it or not.

He had become Homelander.

A moment later.

Azu walked out of the room. He had already integrated Homelander's memories and knew what abilities he possessed and how to use them.

He also knew that the woman in front of him, wearing glasses and holding a tablet, was Ashley.

She was the secretary and assistant to Vought's Vice President, Madelyn.

Ashley carefully hid her fear, put on a professional smile, and handed him the tablet. "Homelander, please take a look. This is what we're announcing today."

"You can go to the venue later and do a rehearsal first."

"Oh, and in the afternoon..."

Azu raised a finger and gently placed it on Ashley's lips.

With his other hand behind his back, he showed eight teeth and smiled, "Dear Ashley, I have something more important to do right now."

"Please don't disturb me."

Ashley shook her head and asked in confusion, "What is it?"

"That's none of your business." Azu walked towards the window by the corridor.

Ashley quickly said, "Please come back as soon as possible and don't be late. Ms. Madelyn specifically instructed this."

"I'll do whatever I want, don't tell me what to do."

"This is the first and last time."

Azu chuckled.

Then he smashed through the window.

Bang!

The window shattered.

Azu turned into a blue blur and disappeared into the sky.

The wind blew in from outside the building.

It ruffled Ashley's hair.

"He's crazy."

"He's going crazy again."

In the sky.

"Yoohoo!"

Azu cheered. He had always dreamed of being able to soar through the air like a bird.

Now he finally could.

Homelander's flight ability allowed him to fly freely through the sky at extreme speeds.

After flying for a while.

Azu looked up at the sky, intending to test the limits of his abilities.

So he suddenly shot upwards.

The distance between him and the ground continuously increased, and in the blink of an eye, he had flown tens of thousands of meters into the sky.

But he continued to fly higher.

Frost began to form on his battle suit.

The next second.

Flames began to appear around his body as he entered the atmosphere!

Azu narrowed his eyes.

He suddenly accelerated.

He shot out of the atmosphere and into outer space.

He discovered that he could survive in outer space.

This was the same as Superman.

He looked at the infinitely deep starry sky and wondered if he could just fly away.

Then he shook his head.

Doing so seemed meaningless.

He then tried to fire lasers in all directions. Red beams whistled out, streaking through space and disappearing into the depths of space.

In the process of experimentation, Azu discovered that his laser eyes could adjust their power.

The power could be roughly divided into three levels.

The lowest level was 'Non-lethal mode', the middle level was 'Lethal mode', and the highest level was 'Destruction mode'.

After a period of experimentation.

Azu intended to return when a message floated before his eyes.

[Laser Eyes: Proficiency 8/10]

Proficiency?

What the hell?

Azu blinked in surprise.

Then another message appeared.

[Flight: Proficiency 4/10]

[Warning: 1 hour and 7 minutes until a Disaster Event occurs.]

This...

Could reaching max proficiency allow for an upgrade?

Could Homelander upgrade into Superman?

This got Azu excited.

He had initially thought Homelander was just a downgraded version of Superman, capable of being an army of one.

But he wasn't sure if he could survive powerful weapons like nuclear bombs.

However, now, his Homelander could actually upgrade.

That was a different story entirely.

If he could upgrade to Superman, withstanding a nuclear bomb would be no problem.

Then, he could truly do whatever he wanted.

Truly, he could act with absolute impunity.

But what was this warning about a Disaster Event?

Whatever, he didn't care.

I'm Homelander anyway, I have the power to fix everything!

Azu closed his eyes and whispered, "This is true freedom, ultimate freedom."

"Hahahaha!"

He let out a burst of laughter and soared into the atmosphere, disappearing like a speck of flame.

At the press conference.

Ashley was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan.

Suddenly, she heard the whistling of the wind, and then a figure descended from the sky, landing gently on the ground.

Homelander had arrived!

She finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Then she led the way, "Please follow me."

Azu walked into the venue with a smile. The moment he appeared, he captivated everyone.

The flashbulbs didn't stop for almost five minutes.

Azu smiled, facing the cameras, and approached the interview podium.

He gently tapped one of the microphones.

And said.

"Sorry to keep you all waiting."

Ashley added, "Now, you can ask any questions you have."

A reporter immediately asked, "Homelander, can you tell us about your future plans?

"For example, new movies, merchandise, or perhaps launching an ice cream named after you?"

Azu looked around, completely unfazed.

His immense power gave him the confidence to face the world.

He smiled and said.

"What I'm about to say, you might think I'm joking."

"But I'm serious."

"Plans?"

"I do have some."

"But not movies, nor merchandise, and definitely no ice cream."

"We are superheroes, we are not celebrities, nor are we clowns entertaining the masses."

"So my next plan is to reorganize The Seven. I want to lead this team to do what it's supposed to do."

"Not film those damn movies!"

The venue fell silent.

At The Seven's headquarters.

Vought Vice President Madelyn, having just finished pumping milk for her child and putting on a jacket, saw Homelander's outrageous remarks at the press conference on the live broadcast.

"What the hell."

"What's gotten into him!"

Madelyn grabbed her phone and called her assistant Ashley, roaring, "Why did you let him say those things?"

"What's wrong with him!"

At this moment, a gentle voice sounded from the phone: "I'm perfectly fine, Ms. Madelyn."

"And don't blame Ashley, this was my own decision, it has nothing to do with her."

Madelyn's expression immediately softened: "John, are you troubled by something?"

"It's okay, you can tell me about it. I'll wait for you in my office."

"Can you hand the phone to Ashley?"

"One moment."

A moment later, Ashley's voice rang out: "Madam, I'm here."

Madelyn said with a dark expression, "Tell the reporters that Homelander was just joking with them."

"Next, we will announce Homelander's latest plan."

"Including a movie, two TV series, and a series of merchandise that they are interested in."

"Damn it, how could you let him say something like that!"

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